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By *risky Foxes OP   Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle Emlyn/Stourport

Best chat up line you’ve used or heard…….. or the one you’re waiting to drop. I want to be inundated with clever naughtiness …….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't seem to find a chair, can I sit on your FACEEEEEE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

_________

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

You are so sexy i have literally forgot my pick up line

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By *ANDA!Man
over a year ago

DUMFRIES

I've heard the gene for red hair is dying out. Want to practice it's revival?

Obviously can only be directed at redheads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/08/22 14:46:45]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a happy meal because you will cum with a toy inside you.

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By *exyPirateMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put the D in U

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

You’ve got a lovely lap, come sit on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be your next biggest mistake?

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

I've always wanted to try:

Have you ever had Australian Meat?

no? would you like some?

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex


"I've always wanted to try:

Have you ever had Australian Meat?

no? would you like some?"

Have you ever had an Australian kiss?

It’s like a French one, but down under

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By *orny DeucesCouple
over a year ago

Mansfield

Overweight polar bear! that's the icebreaker, now can I get you a drink

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Oh dear, I used to work in a cytogenetic lab - so when asked by a potential beu as to what I do for a living I'd say (already cringing) I take people's genes down to see what sex they are.

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Nicked from FHM

Motion someone over with your finger, on arrival say I’ve made you come with one finger, imagine what the rest can do….

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall


"I've always wanted to try:

Have you ever had Australian Meat?

no? would you like some?

Have you ever had an Australian kiss?

It’s like a French one, but down under "

I'm gonna steal that one.. i had forgotten about that one lol

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By *risky Foxes OP   Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle Emlyn/Stourport

These are wonderful……. Keep em coming …..

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By *risky Foxes OP   Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle Emlyn/Stourport


"_________"

I do love a smarty pants …..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear, I used to work in a cytogenetic lab - so when asked by a potential beu as to what I do for a living I'd say (already cringing) I take people's genes down to see what sex they are. "

That is funny. Instantly, I'd be like putty haha.

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By *orny DeucesCouple
over a year ago

Mansfield


"_________

I do love a smarty pants ….."

Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs are made up

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By *risky Foxes OP   Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle Emlyn/Stourport

When we moved to Wales I told someone that I did have a bit of Welsh in me…….. he instantly asked if I’d like some more.

Then asked “ do you speak Welsh? Could I ask you to Llai Bach and Prestatyn?”

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth


"Oh dear, I used to work in a cytogenetic lab - so when asked by a potential beu as to what I do for a living I'd say (already cringing) I take people's genes down to see what sex they are.

Plainly tried it on the wrong women then

That is funny. Instantly, I'd be like putty haha. "

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I have got some meatballs in the oven

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

someone asks if I have an accent...

"let me whisper sweet nothings in your ear and you tell me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to bed at night, do you lie on your stomach?….No….. Mind if I do then???

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Your eyes are like spanner’s, because everytime you look at me, my nuts tighten.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put the D in U "
good one

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By *ociable-NottmCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Are you a happy meal because you will cum with a toy inside you. "

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Did it hurt when you fell to earth.....

Cos you're an Angel!!!!

Olden but golden. Now, where's me vomit bucket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what winks and then fucks like a tiger? (Wink Wink)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not into watching sunsets, but I'd love to see you go down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"_________

I do love a smarty pants ….."

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By *orny DeucesCouple
over a year ago

Mansfield


"You know what winks and then fucks like a tiger? (Wink Wink)"

Growling, snarling, biting, fur everywhere and it lasts a minute?

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"You know what winks and then fucks like a tiger? (Wink Wink)

Growling, snarling, biting, fur everywhere and it lasts a minute?"

Then eats you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what winks and then fucks like a tiger? (Wink Wink)

Growling, snarling, biting, fur everywhere and it lasts a minute?

Then eats you.."

some on here need eating

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Thought this would be wanking target practice, some skill

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By *orny DeucesCouple
over a year ago

Mansfield


"

some on here need eating"

In an appropriate fab kind of way we assume

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

some on here need eating

In an appropriate fab kind of way we assume"

of course

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I've always wanted to try:

Have you ever had Australian Meat?

no? would you like some?

Have you ever had an Australian kiss?

It’s like a French one, but down under "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice face, mind if I take a seat?

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel


"Best chat up line you’ve used or heard…….. or the one you’re waiting to drop. I want to be inundated with clever naughtiness ……."

I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?…

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel


"Best chat up line you’ve used or heard…….. or the one you’re waiting to drop. I want to be inundated with clever naughtiness ……."

Or maybe…. If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’

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By *risky Foxes OP   Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle Emlyn/Stourport


"Best chat up line you’ve used or heard…….. or the one you’re waiting to drop. I want to be inundated with clever naughtiness …….

I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?… "

Nicely done…… and if you don’t mind me saying, youve got the best fab name I’ve ever seen . Not a chat up line…. Genuine round of applause

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel


"Best chat up line you’ve used or heard…….. or the one you’re waiting to drop. I want to be inundated with clever naughtiness ……."

And last but not least…… If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.’

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Best chat up line you’ve used or heard…….. or the one you’re waiting to drop. I want to be inundated with clever naughtiness ……."

Hey. You seem to be in the wrong Newcastle. How about venturing north and I'll show you the sights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like jewellery babe?

Suck my cock its a gem.

Do you drive huni?

Back on to this then...( pelvic thrust optional)

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel


"Best chat up line you’ve used or heard…….. or the one you’re waiting to drop. I want to be inundated with clever naughtiness …….

I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?…

Nicely done…… and if you don’t mind me saying, youve got the best fab name I’ve ever seen . Not a chat up line…. Genuine round of applause "

Thanks, I was trying to think how to wrangle it into another line but I’ve fallen short for now….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to show a girl a £5 note and bet her the fiver I could kiss her mouth without ever touching her lips. She'd take the bet and I'd lose on purpose! Sometimes it worked....sometimes it didn't!

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By *orny DeucesCouple
over a year ago

Mansfield

Get in the van, I've got sweets and toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best chat up line you’ve used or heard…….. or the one you’re waiting to drop. I want to be inundated with clever naughtiness ……."

You look a little weary, did you have a hard day at the super-modelling photo shoot?

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