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I'm asking (mainly the ladies and couples because it is unsually guys who are looking for you asking) what it is, for you, that would be good to know from someone's profile.
It isn't easy to know, and it isn't easy to write about yourself. It is all well and good us keep saying "tell us about you", or "be yourself" to people when they ask for profile advice, but it is actually still hard to know what to include.
Should people write about their sexual prowess, how they have a 17" tongue and can breathe through their ears? How they save puppies, orphans and nuns from drowning in shark infested waters?
Do you like to read a fantasy of erotica?
What do you want to see in profile text, fabbers? | |||
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"On a scale of one to ten, how happy are they to lower their standards to meet middle aged greying men past their prime? "I’d like to add overweight to the list please. I’ll lurk and be quiet now | |||
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"What would they make me for dinner if I came to their house and most importantly what's for pudding "There is no dessert in my house! | |||
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"On a scale of one to ten, how happy are they to lower their standards to meet middle aged greying men past their prime? "Crap. I don't cover that in my perfect profile text  | |||
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"What would they make me for dinner if I came to their house and most importantly what's for pudding
There is no dessert in my house!"Shop is no doubt down the road, get going | |||
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"What would they make me for dinner if I came to their house and most importantly what's for pudding
There is no dessert in my house!
Shop is no doubt down the road, get going "No Dreamy, I dont think I made myself clear. There will be no dessert in my house | |||
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"What would they make me for dinner if I came to their house and most importantly what's for pudding
There is no dessert in my house!
Shop is no doubt down the road, get going
No Dreamy, I dont think I made myself clear. There will be no dessert in my house "I'm not falling for your smutty talk..... | |||
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"I'm not after profile advice, as mine is clearly perfect
I'm asking (mainly the ladies and couples because it is unsually guys who are looking for you asking) what it is, for you, that would be good to know from someone's profile.
It isn't easy to know, and it isn't easy to write about yourself. It is all well and good us keep saying "tell us about you", or "be yourself" to people when they ask for profile advice, but it is actually still hard to know what to include.
Should people write about their sexual prowess, how they have a 17" tongue and can breathe through their ears? How they save puppies, orphans and nuns from drowning in shark infested waters?
Do you like to read a fantasy of erotica?
What do you want to see in profile text, fabbers?"Next week's winning euro millions numbers!! | |||
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"What would they make me for dinner if I came to their house and most importantly what's for pudding
There is no dessert in my house!
Shop is no doubt down the road, get going
No Dreamy, I dont think I made myself clear. There will be no dessert in my house
I'm not falling for your smutty talk....."Me? Smutty? That doesnt sound like me at all | |||
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"I want to know if they'll get a Macdonald's breakfast with me the morning after. I want to know if they'll drink rum with me and talk shite. " I'd do the maccys and shit talking but the rum is a big no no | |||
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"A brief insight Into his personality Posh "What about those of us that dont have a personality? Are we to be thrown onto the muck heap like an unwanted apple core? | |||
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"What Warhammer army they main. Obviously." Nurgle... Jk jk, warhammer is not my kind of nerdy | |||
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"What would they make me for dinner if I came to their house and most importantly what's for pudding "That's an idea... maybe their signature dish! If it is mac n cheese I'm in. | |||
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"I want to know if they'll get a Macdonald's breakfast with me the morning after. I want to know if they'll drink rum with me and talk shite. " I haven't covered this in mine... but yes, yes and yes. And we won't be doing the messy sex shiz either  | |||
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"What Warhammer army they main. Obviously." Mr KC is on Horus Heresy, Raven Guards. Fucking loads of 'em  | |||
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"I want to see some personality and humour ideally. I want to know that we can chat and laugh when taking a break from deep throat cock sucking, rough sweaty fucking and wet wipe clean ups "Yes!! Something that hints as to the person themselves. | |||
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"A brief insight Into his personality Posh "You wouldn't think it would be that hard... | |||
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"What would they make me for dinner if I came to their house and most importantly what's for pudding
That's an idea... maybe their signature dish!
If it is mac n cheese I'm in."I do a fabby mac n cheese with smoked panchetta through it  just saying | |||
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"What would they make me for dinner if I came to their house and most importantly what's for pudding
That's an idea... maybe their signature dish!
If it is mac n cheese I'm in.
I do a fabby mac n cheese with smoked panchetta through it just saying "What are we drinking with it? Please note... there are 2 correct answers only. | |||
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"What would they make me for dinner if I came to their house and most importantly what's for pudding
That's an idea... maybe their signature dish!
If it is mac n cheese I'm in.
I do a fabby mac n cheese with smoked panchetta through it just saying
What are we drinking with it?
Please note... there are 2 correct answers only."Whatever you want has gotta be 1 of them | |||
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"What would they make me for dinner if I came to their house and most importantly what's for pudding
That's an idea... maybe their signature dish!
If it is mac n cheese I'm in.
I do a fabby mac n cheese with smoked panchetta through it just saying
What are we drinking with it?
Please note... there are 2 correct answers only.
Whatever you want has gotta be 1 of them "Ohhh Bunkie! Good answer | |||
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"What would they make me for dinner if I came to their house and most importantly what's for pudding
That's an idea... maybe their signature dish!
If it is mac n cheese I'm in.
I do a fabby mac n cheese with smoked panchetta through it just saying
What are we drinking with it?
Please note... there are 2 correct answers only.
Whatever you want has gotta be 1 of them
Ohhh Bunkie! Good answer "Ohh ive still got it | |||
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"What would they make me for dinner if I came to their house and most importantly what's for pudding
That's an idea... maybe their signature dish!
If it is mac n cheese I'm in.
I do a fabby mac n cheese with smoked panchetta through it just saying
What are we drinking with it?
Please note... there are 2 correct answers only.
Whatever you want has gotta be 1 of them
Ohhh Bunkie! Good answer
Ohh ive still got it "Smoooooooth like Tennessee whiskey | |||
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"A brief insight Into his personality Posh
What about those of us that dont have a personality? Are we to be thrown onto the muck heap like an unwanted apple core?"Yes | |||
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"We want to see photos of both of them. Unless the man is not going to be involved, both have to be attractive to at least one member of a couple who joins them (or to a single). It seems virtually all couples either haven't worked this out or don't care, and only show the woman. It's very frustrating when looking for potentially compatible couples on here. We're not going to start a load of conversations with people to ask for photos of guys Hannah may or may not end up being attracted to. Why can't they just include one or two photos of the guy? That's all it would take. Easy. It seems so obvious to us but most couples only show the woman. I would like this to be given as advice to couples when they join Fab. " If a couple profile doesn't have pictures of both of them, in roughly equal measure, I figure they aren't looking to have the man involved, despite the fact that oftentimes the text says that they'll only meet as a couple and both will be involved. Makes me chuckle when I get messages from a couple, saying it is him and he is available, click on the profile and it is all pictures of "her". Blind date then! | |||
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"I want to see personality. I want to get some semblance of who they are and what they like. I don’t like arrogance, lists of demands, ir comments that put others down. If they have specific limits (no beards etc.) then that can be good to know up front. I don’t care about sexual prowess, I just want to know that spending time with them will be fun (both sexy and non sexy time)" That's actually pretty much what I like to see too. | |||
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"A brief insight Into his personality Posh
You wouldn't think it would be that hard..."True colours always shine through If you give them enough time Posh. Always | |||
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"I want to know if they'll get a Macdonald's breakfast with me the morning after. I want to know if they'll drink rum with me and talk shite. " I love the rum and talking shite bit for sure. In fact that's all I'd need to know really, I think it would answer all of my other questions anyway | |||
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"A brief insight Into his personality Posh
You wouldn't think it would be that hard...
True colours always shine through If you give them enough time Posh. Always "They really do, C. Crap. Just remembered I'm not talking to you because I don't get to hug you at the weekend. Dammit. | |||
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"What Warhammer army they main. Obviously. Mr KC is on Horus Heresy, Raven Guards. Fucking loads of 'em "Nice | |||
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"What Warhammer army they main. Obviously. Mr KC is on Horus Heresy, Raven Guards. Fucking loads of 'em
Nice"I want one now. But I fear is too late for me | |||
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"What Warhammer army they main. Obviously. Mr KC is on Horus Heresy, Raven Guards. Fucking loads of 'em
Nice
I want one now. But I fear is too late for me"Never too late | |||
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"What Warhammer army they main. Obviously. Mr KC is on Horus Heresy, Raven Guards. Fucking loads of 'em
Nice
I want one now. But I fear is too late for me"It's expensive | |||
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"What Warhammer army they main. Obviously. Mr KC is on Horus Heresy, Raven Guards. Fucking loads of 'em
Nice
I want one now. But I fear is too late for me
It's expensive "Definitely too late for me then! I'm selling a kidney so I can get dinner on Wednesday. Is that excessive? | |||
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"What Warhammer army they main. Obviously. Mr KC is on Horus Heresy, Raven Guards. Fucking loads of 'em
Nice
I want one now. But I fear is too late for me
It's expensive
Definitely too late for me then!
I'm selling a kidney so I can get dinner on Wednesday. Is that excessive?"It's only excessive if you sell both kidneys. You can survive perfectly well with one  | |||
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"What they're looking for Likes Dislikes Ideal type of meet Preferences (physical/mental/sexual) Availability " Oooh. Availability. That makes sense | |||
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"What Warhammer army they main. Obviously. Mr KC is on Horus Heresy, Raven Guards. Fucking loads of 'em
Nice
I want one now. But I fear is too late for me
It's expensive
Definitely too late for me then!
I'm selling a kidney so I can get dinner on Wednesday. Is that excessive?
It's only excessive if you sell both kidneys. You can survive perfectly well with one "This is why I like you. You just roll with my crazy train | |||
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"Just a snippet that indicates they're quite ordinary. Anything else, I'd find out via chatting " Ordinary? But everyone here is exceptional, surely | |||
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