FabSwingers.com forum: Directory of things you actually CAN say on Fab without *somebody* getting upset..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know how it is, you say something on here that you intend to be nice, or humorous, or a maybe make a wry observation about the world we live in, and you can guarantee that somebody, somewhere and somehow will take offence and start a pile on.

So with that in mind, what CAN we say on Fab these days that EVERYONE will universally approve of?

I was going to suggest “free cake”

as that was always a goodie in the past. But these days in recent weeks I’ve noticed there’s even some cake haters on here (perish the thought!)

Help me out here, Fabsters. I’m a lover not a fighter and don’t want to upset anyone, like.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Hi"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Hi"?"

Pah! Lazy one liner. Blocked.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Who wants universal approval! A bit of discussion is a good thing otherwise life gets really boring, really quickly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants universal approval! A bit of discussion is a good thing otherwise life gets really boring, really quickly.

Meeeeeeee!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

""Hi"?

Pah! Lazy one liner. Blocked.

But that's all that I know how to say with my rather limited vocabulary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But where's the fun in that??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo oooo oooo ask them why its not ok to go in tesco without a shirt dan

i double dare ya

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Dan. Dan my good man. Dan, Dan, Da , D....... Danny.....

Most people are not upset...... hate to break it to you ........ they FAKE it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dan. Dan my good man. Dan, Dan, Da , D....... Danny.....

Most people are not upset...... hate to break it to you ........ they FAKE it.

noooooo i refuse to believe such nonesense

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooo oooo oooo ask them why its not ok to go in tesco without a shirt dan

i double dare ya

do ya think I have a death wish!? Fabicide that, my friend!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Whatever you do, don’t mention squirting. Cos that’s just asking for a hurting.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

‘I love boobs’ always seems to go down well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This whole thread should be empty…

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Who wants universal approval! A bit of discussion is a good thing otherwise life gets really boring, really quickly.

Meeeeeeee!

I completely agree with everything you say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a myth.

There is no such topic.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"It’s a myth.

There is no such topic.

This

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

FAF

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Whatever you do, don’t mention squirting. Cos that’s just asking for a hurting."

That's just taking the piss

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"FAF

Go on, seeing as it's you

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Dan. Dan my good man. Dan, Dan, Da , D....... Danny.....

Most people are not upset...... hate to break it to you ........ they FAKE it.

No we don't

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

The term 'timewaster' seems to meet with widespread approval.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, the real trick is in being able to generate offence without the offender even knowing why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘I love boobs’ always seems to go down well

With boobs like that, I'm not surprised

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

'I'm leaving' generally seems to be a crowd pleaser

(I'm not by the way!)

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"'I'm leaving' generally seems to be a crowd pleaser

(I'm not by the way!)"

Never the ones you want to go though

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Merry Christmas can attract haters, but everyone loves Easter don't they? It's all about the chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merry Christmas can attract haters, but everyone loves Easter don't they? It's all about the chocolate

Blasphemy! Jesus died for your sins.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

It's a lovely sunny day then saying that someone will say it's too hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'I'm leaving' generally seems to be a crowd pleaser

(I'm not by the way!)"

Ah but then you get the “why can’t they just leave without having to publicise it” or “still here, I see” brigade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice 'thank you' can't be offending anyone surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

SuperCaleyGoBallisticCelticAreAtrocious

(those that know, know)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Didn’t like the way you said that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

SuperCaleyGoBallisticCelticAreAtrocious

(those that know, know)"

Don't be changing my lovely word into your football chants

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"FAF

...May depend who's asking on that one ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

I’m offended. Mary poppies made kids tidy up, and forced medicine down them. She’s a bully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Didn’t like the way you said that!

I was singing it..... thats even worse

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"A nice 'thank you' can't be offending anyone surely

Then skip the nice,and thanks but no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

I’m offended. Mary poppies made kids tidy up, and forced medicine down them. She’s a bully.

Kids should tidy up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/08/22 09:51:44]

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"“free cake”

Don't do it. The cake is a lie

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

I’m offended. Mary poppies made kids tidy up, and forced medicine down them. She’s a bully.

Kids should tidy up

Even Mary Poppins has been branded controversial apparently so that's out I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck my wang wenches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

I’m offended. Mary poppies made kids tidy up, and forced medicine down them. She’s a bully.

Kids should tidy up

Even Mary Poppins has been branded controversial apparently so that's out I'm afraid

Not from my childhood days she wasn't, so that's out I'm afraid, get back to making wonky sausages you and be quiet!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

I’m offended. Mary poppies made kids tidy up, and forced medicine down them. She’s a bully.

Kids should tidy up

Even Mary Poppins has been branded controversial apparently so that's out I'm afraid

Not from my childhood days she wasn't, so that's out I'm afraid, get back to making wonky sausages you and be quiet! "

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By *rus96Man
over a year ago

hammersmith

No lie about the cake , I am the snack

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I honestly don’t think there is anything Daniel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I honestly don’t think there is anything Daniel

Daniel!? I’m offended. I’m only ever called by full name when I’m being told off by my Mum!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I honestly don’t think there is anything Daniel

Daniel!? I’m offended. I’m only ever called by full name when I’m being told off by my Mum!

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Merry Christmas can attract haters, but everyone loves Easter don't they? It's all about the chocolate

Nope... I'm offended by chocolate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know how it is, you say something on here that you intend to be nice, or humorous, or a maybe make a wry observation about the world we live in, and you can guarantee that somebody, somewhere and somehow will take offence and start a pile on.

So with that in mind, what CAN we say on Fab these days that EVERYONE will universally approve of?

I was going to suggest “free cake”

as that was always a goodie in the past. But these days in recent weeks I’ve noticed there’s even some cake haters on here (perish the thought!)

Help me out here, Fabsters. I’m a lover not a fighter and don’t want to upset anyone, like.

The only way to post something in the forums that doesn't upset anyone is to not post anything.

There. I said it.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The only way to post something in the forums that doesn't upset anyone is to not post anything.

There. I said it.

Winston

I think everyone is listening to you, Winston!

Clearly sound advice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boing please

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

'I'm in'

... surely no one gets offended by posting you're in on a thread ...might just get ignored, but no offense generated??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't exist, always a Karen lurking in the background

Just say what you feel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice rack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only way to post something in the forums that doesn't upset anyone is to not post anything.

There. I said it.

Winston

I think everyone is listening to you, Winston!

Clearly sound advice!

Winston

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I am finding myself abjectly offended by this post.

I’m cancelling you all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Semi-professional

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Merry Christmas can attract haters, but everyone loves Easter don't they? It's all about the chocolate

Nope... I'm offended by chocolate!

It was that blasted Yorkie bar wasn't it

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Is this a contender for "World's shortest book"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But where's the fun in that??"

Careful “fun” was on the ick list last week on here

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

'I'm in'

... surely no one gets offended by posting you're in on a thread ...might just get ignored, but no offense generated??!

If I see "I'm in" posted I usually report the thread. It's generally an indicator of a Game thread

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Puppies.

Everyone loves puppies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot tubs and jet skis are good things to talk about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like moist panties that have been worn by mature BBW's who look good for their age and have had their packed kebabs ruined by BBC.

Pretty sure that won't upset anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Puppies.

Everyone loves puppies.

Nah. There's never a puppy. I've fallen for that before.

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