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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sooooo

I potentially have a neighbor issue

We've been literally smashing each others doors in for maybe 10 hours of each day this weekend and well maybe many hours over the last couple of weekends too.

Thing is Bad Bitch is proper fuckin loud and it's been proper hot so windows have been full open.

Judging on the looks I've had from the female next door I'm guessing they've overheard

WTF do you say to a neighbor that's had to listen to hours of very loud orgasming?

Do I need to move house?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Sooooo

I potentially have a neighbor issue

We've been literally smashing each others doors in for maybe 10 hours of each day this weekend and well maybe many hours over the last couple of weekends too.

Thing is Bad Bitch is proper fuckin loud and it's been proper hot so windows have been full open.

Judging on the looks I've had from the female next door I'm guessing they've overheard

WTF do you say to a neighbor that's had to listen to hours of very loud orgasming?

Do I need to move house?"

Listen, laugh and enjoy?

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

I’ll be your neighbour

There problem, but if they got kids may need to close the windows. Which is good cos you can get even more sweaty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post some earplugs through their letterbox.

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Why can’t I spell their

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Sooooo

I potentially have a neighbor issue

We've been literally smashing each others doors in for maybe 10 hours of each day this weekend and well maybe many hours over the last couple of weekends too.

Thing is Bad Bitch is proper fuckin loud and it's been proper hot so windows have been full open.

Judging on the looks I've had from the female next door I'm guessing they've overheard

WTF do you say to a neighbor that's had to listen to hours of very loud orgasming?

Do I need to move house?

Listen, laugh and enjoy?"

I misread that, whoops

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Your neighbours might not say anything and you probably don't need to move house. It is nice when neighbours are considerate of each other though.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Be a more considerate neighbour? Close the windows, or gag the bitch?

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"Sooooo

I potentially have a neighbor issue

We've been literally smashing each others doors in for maybe 10 hours of each day this weekend and well maybe many hours over the last couple of weekends too.

Thing is Bad Bitch is proper fuckin loud and it's been proper hot so windows have been full open.

Judging on the looks I've had from the female next door I'm guessing they've overheard

WTF do you say to a neighbor that's had to listen to hours of very loud orgasming?

Do I need to move house?"

Invite them over……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your neighbours might not say anything and you probably don't need to move house. It is nice when neighbours are considerate of each other though. "

Agree, a good neighbour is great. I am not sure if they’d say anything either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell the lady that's not how faking it works.... you don't need to go to such high volume to be believed....

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By *layTimeEssexCouple
over a year ago

Stansted

"Tell the lady that's not how faking it works.... you don't need to go to such high volume to be believed...."

Pmsl was sort of thinking along the same lines.

As for OP I’d try to be a bit more considerate. We try to be even when have a party. Can have a great time without constant loud screaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you get on well with them, you could do what I did with a neighbour this evening. I realised too late that my bedroom window was open the other night, so I said "erm .... little embarrassing, but if I was too loud and you heard me in the bedroom, I do apologise and I'll make sure the window is closed next time". He said he didn't, but who knows?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell the lady that's not how faking it works.... you don't need to go to such high volume to be believed...."

I don't normally bite but really?

If you'd ever seen us you'd see it's real - the chatroom certainly did. When a woman is left spasming for nearly 2 minutes after an orgasm has been initiated and can be triggered into another one with light finger pressure in any of the endogenous zones volume control is the very last thing on her mind. I'm sorry if you've not experienced that.

And calm down man - the heat must be getting to us. Windows are usually shut music on and gagging done btw. Heatwave is awful as extra horny and can't shut windows

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"Tell the lady that's not how faking it works.... you don't need to go to such high volume to be believed....

I don't normally bite but really?

And calm down man - the heat must be getting to us. Windows are usually shut music on and gagging done btw. Heatwave is awful as extra horny and can't shut windows"

Tell me more, pleeeeeeeeeease

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By *ookie_and_NookieCouple
over a year ago

Kent

"Tell the lady that's not how faking it works.... you don't need to go to such high volume to be believed....

I don't normally bite but really?

And calm down man - the heat must be getting to us. Windows are usually shut music on and gagging done btw. Heatwave is awful as extra horny and can't shut windows"

I’m glad you replied to this. Our first time at a club I heard the women in the room next to us laughing saying I was faking it because I can be loud when I’m having a really good orgasm. Just because some women are quiet, doesn’t mean we all are! And being loud doesn’t mean you’re faking it.

C x

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By *layTimeEssexCouple
over a year ago

Stansted

"Tell the lady that's not how faking it works.... you don't need to go to such high volume to be believed....

I don't normally bite but really?

And calm down man - the heat must be getting to us. Windows are usually shut music on and gagging done btw. Heatwave is awful as extra horny and can't shut windows

C x"

No it doesn’t but suspicions arise when it goes on for a long time and it constant for hours on end

We are pretty sure we’ve experienced some people playing to the crowd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sooooo

I potentially have a neighbor issue

We've been literally smashing each others doors in for maybe 10 hours of each day this weekend and well maybe many hours over the last couple of weekends too.

Thing is Bad Bitch is proper fuckin loud and it's been proper hot so windows have been full open.

Judging on the looks I've had from the female next door I'm guessing they've overheard

WTF do you say to a neighbor that's had to listen to hours of very loud orgasming?

Do I need to move house?"

Haha, so it was you two that we could hear from up the road, here in Southbourne

You were drowning us out

Seriously though, we debated whether or not to close our windows beforehand but it was just too damn hot, and we were also unusually loud tonight, but we had been edging each other for hours

Unless your neighbour makes a complaint, I wouldn't worry about it, we're not. Carry on as you were x

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By *ookie_and_NookieCouple
over a year ago

Kent

"Tell the lady that's not how faking it works.... you don't need to go to such high volume to be believed....

I don't normally bite but really?

And calm down man - the heat must be getting to us. Windows are usually shut music on and gagging done btw. Heatwave is awful as extra horny and can't shut windows

C x

No it doesn’t but suspicions arise when it goes on for a long time and it constant for hours on end

We are pretty sure we’ve experienced some people playing to the crowd. "

Our sessions usually last two to three hours, I can easily have more than one orgasm in that time. Like I said, just because some people are quiet, it doesn’t mean everyone is.

C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should tell your neighbour that she is more luckier than most of the people in the next block lol.tell her she's lucky yous are not charging her for the ring side seat ha ha x and could yous please send me your post code lol xxx

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Remember when me and misses could hear our neighbour at it a few years ago it turned her on no end best sec we ever had pity they moved now she ain’t as horny no more is next door to you for sale?

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Smashing doors in... bitch...

Oh, she's such a lucky lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh! Entertained couples/played as a 3 within a semi detached with thin walls... Pop the telly on & hope for the best sex volume wise. At the end of the day I'm fully entitled to do what I want in my own home... However, 'shrieking, shouting, and just being a silly way over the top (like bad porn)' is horrific. Not only the being in the arousal killing 1:1... But yep, nobody next door wants to hear that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But then again I'd be bored to death & extremely sore shagging for 10hrs straight?... So yep, I'd probably be fairly vocal complain about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell the lady that's not how faking it works.... you don't need to go to such high volume to be believed....

I don't normally bite but really?

And calm down man - the heat must be getting to us. Windows are usually shut music on and gagging done btw. Heatwave is awful as extra horny and can't shut windows

C x

No it doesn’t but suspicions arise when it goes on for a long time and it constant for hours on end

We are pretty sure we’ve experienced some people playing to the crowd.

Our sessions usually last two to three hours, I can easily have more than one orgasm in that time. Like I said, just because some people are quiet, it doesn’t mean everyone is.

C x"

K is the same she can hit 10 orgasms in a decent night in the club over a 2-3 hour period.

They become cumulative getting stronger asthe evening goes on, often leading to those intensive body spasm orgasms which if your technique and connection is right can be hit again as one ends.

Our experience is those who maybe struggle to achieve an orgasm at all or are very much one orgasm and are done by their nature are often sceptical about those who can hit such powerful, multiple orgasms.

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By *antricSeeker60Man
over a year ago

Durham

Councils must serve an abatement notice on people responsible for statutory nuisances, or on a premises owner or occupier if this is not possible. This may require whoever’s responsible to stop the activity or limit it to certain times to avoid causing a nuisance and can include specific actions to reduce the problem.

For noise nuisances from premises, the notice can be delayed for up to 7 days while the council tries to get the person responsible to stop or restrict the noise.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Depends how close of a neighbour they are really. If really close, invite them over and have a augh about it over a coffee, if not don't say anything unless they bring it up, then just apologise and act all innocent lol

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Do I need to move house?"

No, but your neighbour might appreciate if you take up a less noisy vigorous activity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An apology and be more considerate next time, nobody wants to hear it, I'd be pissed off too especially if I had kids, I am sure you would like the same courtesy extended to yourself if the roles reversed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An apology and be more considerate next time, nobody wants to hear it, I'd be pissed off too especially if I had kids, I am sure you would like the same courtesy extended to yourself if the roles reversed."

That's what I was thinking. Not trying to wimp out at all but I also don't want to further embarrass them by bringing it up.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

If you turn her left nipple...its a volume control...the right one changes frequency

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be pissed off.

Yeah I get people have sex blah blah blah but I if I wanted to listen to people do it I'd go to a club or stick porn on. Even if you're normally loud you can do it quietly.

The last thing it would make me is horny.

Also, 10hours!!! Oh hell no

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I think it is really inconsiderate of you to make loud noise for ten hours when you know people are wanting to relax in their gardens in the sunshine.

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I know this is supposed to be a humble brag but to be honest it just comes over as selfish, inconsiderate and immature.

I have no issues with hearing our neighbours fucking (a block of 6 apartments its kind of inevitable) but if one of them was fucking all day with the windows open I'd be pissed off not because they are fucking but because anything I can hear for several hours is just selfish

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By *layTimeEssexCouple
over a year ago

Stansted

"Tell the lady that's not how faking it works.... you don't need to go to such high volume to be believed....

I don't normally bite but really?

And calm down man - the heat must be getting to us. Windows are usually shut music on and gagging done btw. Heatwave is awful as extra horny and can't shut windows

C x

No it doesn’t but suspicions arise when it goes on for a long time and it constant for hours on end

We are pretty sure we’ve experienced some people playing to the crowd.

Our sessions usually last two to three hours, I can easily have more than one orgasm in that time. Like I said, just because some people are quiet, it doesn’t mean everyone is.

C x"

Didn't sound like OP was talking about 2-3 orgasms over 2-3 hours but constant loud noise for hours on end. I wasn't talking about that either - some people are just shouting and moaning loudly constantly for extended time not during orgasm. As I say it appears to be playing for the crowd and at the very least is not considerate of others. Even in a party with lots of people it can be a bit off-putting if one person is ten decibels louder than everybody else for hours on end

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Invite them to join in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear our neighbours at it regularly while my wife and I have our coffee outside.

She finds it disgusting (lol)

I'm jealous coz they are both late 60s/early 70s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously, some people really don't know when people actually are having a laugh with a comment!

ha ha

If you have any respect for any of your neighbours who more than likely have children around you would teach yourselves how to have fun and keep the volume down, it is more than possible.

And as for myself, not experiencing a long session with multiple orgasms, of course I have , hate to breaking to you but you're not the only man with the ability to do that to others....

P.s. keep the noise down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's really not hard to keep the volume down, even when you're lost in the moment. Would you scream like that if your dad was in the next room? I highly doubt it.

Have a bit of respect for your neighbours from now on and it won't be an issue again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you turn her left nipple...its a volume control...the right one changes frequency

I always wondered why some guys did that with nipples. I thought it was strange, but this makes sense!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having been on the other side of the wall, so to speak, with noisy sex neighbours disturbing the peace I can empathise with their predicament.

If it’s just a few looks (which I guess you’re imagining anyway

) then you can ride it through.

But be a good neighbour and don’t keep disturbing them or the rest of the neighbourhood with the porn theatrics .. a rare occasion is ok though. We’ve all gotta have a *bit* of fun now and then, haven’t we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you turn her left nipple...its a volume control...the right one changes frequency

I always wondered why some guys did that with nipples. I thought it was strange, but this makes sense!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Sooooo

I potentially have a neighbor issue

We've been literally smashing each others doors in for maybe 10 hours of each day this weekend and well maybe many hours over the last couple of weekends too.

Thing is Bad Bitch is proper fuckin loud and it's been proper hot so windows have been full open.

Judging on the looks I've had from the female next door I'm guessing they've overheard

WTF do you say to a neighbor that's had to listen to hours of very loud orgasming?

Do I need to move house?"

Sorry?!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Sometimes being forced to be quiet is quite fun

I have to do this when I'm at my Dom's as I'm very loud and he's very good at what he does!

We also put the TV on to help muffle the noise. No windows open even in this heat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a gag

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"If you turn her left nipple...its a volume control...the right one changes frequency

I always wondered why some guys did that with nipples. I thought it was strange, but this makes sense!

I got radio three once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you turn her left nipple...its a volume control...the right one changes frequency

I always wondered why some guys did that with nipples. I thought it was strange, but this makes sense!

I got radio three once

Poor you. Must have turned it too far

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By *punker1000Man
over a year ago

stoke on trent

You tell them it’s a ghost

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"If you turn her left nipple...its a volume control...the right one changes frequency

I always wondered why some guys did that with nipples. I thought it was strange, but this makes sense!

I got radio three once

Poor you. Must have turned it too far

She turned soprano

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you turn her left nipple...its a volume control...the right one changes frequency

I always wondered why some guys did that with nipples. I thought it was strange, but this makes sense!

I got radio three once

Poor you. Must have turned it too far

She turned soprano

love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Two things - it's not a brag - I fully realise it was out of order and I'm a do the crime do the time kind of person! The advice I've been badly asking for is about how you apologize for something like this?

Secondly it wasn't noisy the entire time just at "those" moments.

We had the bedroom windows shut and practically passing out in the 30+ degrees heat but sound travelled and out the other windows.

Fortunately it's pensioner alley here so no kids in gardens and there's alot of space between detached bungalows.

FWIW I've been hobbling around like a 90 year old all day and she's been in bed immobile

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

We had the bedroom windows shut and practically passing out in the 30+ degrees heat but sound travelled and out the other windows"

Your original post said "It's been proper hot so windows full open"

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By *onLicksMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"Sooooo

I potentially have a neighbor issue

We've been literally smashing each others doors in for maybe 10 hours of each day this weekend and well maybe many hours over the last couple of weekends too.

Thing is Bad Bitch is proper fuckin loud and it's been proper hot so windows have been full open.

Judging on the looks I've had from the female next door I'm guessing they've overheard

WTF do you say to a neighbor that's had to listen to hours of very loud orgasming?

Do I need to move house?"

Swap the doors for quieter beef curtains?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sooooo

I potentially have a neighbor issue

We've been literally smashing each others doors in for maybe 10 hours of each day this weekend and well maybe many hours over the last couple of weekends too.

Thing is Bad Bitch is proper fuckin loud and it's been proper hot so windows have been full open.

Judging on the looks I've had from the female next door I'm guessing they've overheard

WTF do you say to a neighbor that's had to listen to hours of very loud orgasming?

Do I need to move house?"

I’d just act like normal. I’m sure they will get over it soon enough

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

We had the bedroom windows shut and practically passing out in the 30+ degrees heat but sound travelled and out the other windows

Your original post said "It's been proper hot so windows full open""

And the second post they made on this thread said the same...

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Two things - it's not a brag

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FWIW I've been hobbling around like a 90 year old all day and she's been in bed immobile

Okie dokie.

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