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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

I’ve seen bananas and cucumbers etc being used ….. but wondering if people had more imaginative fruit and veg that they use?

Girls seem to have lots of dick shaped veg, nothing for the blokes though?

Prove me wrong

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Watermelon

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Grapes used to be a frequent friend of ours.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Watermelon "

A man after F&B's heart

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"Grapes used to be a frequent friend of ours. "

Eating out of your pussy?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Personally I prefer to eat fruit, but it seems I'm in the minority

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"Watermelon "

I have heard that before, but surely the watermelon disappears the more you fuck it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve seen bananas and cucumbers etc being used ….. but wondering if people had more imaginative fruit and veg that they use?

Girls seem to have lots of dick shaped veg, nothing for the blokes though?

Prove me wrong

What fruit or veg do you use then OP?

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"Personally I prefer to eat fruit, but it seems I'm in the minority"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watermelon

I have heard that before, but surely the watermelon disappears the more you fuck it?"

No more than Apple Pie I suppose

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Watermelon

I have heard that before, but surely the watermelon disappears the more you fuck it?"

It’s like Triggers broom. Just get a new one

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Watermelon

I have heard that before, but surely the watermelon disappears the more you fuck it?

No more than Apple Pie I suppose "

Awful film

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"I’ve seen bananas and cucumbers etc being used ….. but wondering if people had more imaginative fruit and veg that they use?

Girls seem to have lots of dick shaped veg, nothing for the blokes though?

Prove me wrong

What fruit or veg do you use then OP?

I’ve used a banana on someone else, not used anything myself. Nice to eat something that’s been inside a pussy. I don’t even like bananas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watermelon

I have heard that before, but surely the watermelon disappears the more you fuck it?"

Just make a new hole!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Grapes used to be a frequent friend of ours.

Eating out of your pussy?"

Yep.

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"Watermelon

I have heard that before, but surely the watermelon disappears the more you fuck it?

It’s like Triggers broom. Just get a new one

You must go through a lot of watermelons.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Watermelon

I have heard that before, but surely the watermelon disappears the more you fuck it?

Just make a new hole! "

I would barely breach the rind

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"Grapes used to be a frequent friend of ours.

Eating out of your pussy?

Yep."

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The good thing about having a proper job is no longer having to improvise with produce

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"Watermelon

I have heard that before, but surely the watermelon disappears the more you fuck it?

Just make a new hole!

I would barely breach the rind "

Get on the weights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watermelon

I have heard that before, but surely the watermelon disappears the more you fuck it?

Just make a new hole!

I would barely breach the rind "

Cut it in half?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Watermelon

I have heard that before, but surely the watermelon disappears the more you fuck it?

Just make a new hole!

I would barely breach the rind

Cut it in half?

Excellent problem solving skills there

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Still don’t get the watermelon thing, whichever way you fuck it you don’t get many strokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrots were the go to option usually eaten after too

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Soooooooo

Lots for penetration, a watermelon to fuck.

Fave so far is eating grapes out of a pussy, oooo which gives me a question……

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"Grapes used to be a frequent friend of ours.

Eating out of your pussy?

Yep."

So how many grapes at a time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carrots were the go to option usually eaten after too"

Normal ones or the wonky ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not fruit and veg but a kilo of raw liver in a pint glass and warmed in microwave does the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watermelon

I have heard that before, but surely the watermelon disappears the more you fuck it?

Just make a new hole!

I would barely breach the rind

Cut it in half?

Excellent problem solving skills there

Or try a Kiwi, may be a better size...

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Was a post on this topic not so long ago

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"Carrots were the go to option usually eaten after too

Normal ones or the wonky ones?"

The special love honey bendy ones?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Watermelon

I have heard that before, but surely the watermelon disappears the more you fuck it?

Just make a new hole!

I would barely breach the rind

Cut it in half?

Excellent problem solving skills there

Or try a Kiwi, may be a better size..."

Kumquats would be better I feel

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"Not fruit and veg but a kilo of raw liver in a pint glass and warmed in microwave does the trick"

Whhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not fruit and veg but a kilo of raw liver in a pint glass and warmed in microwave does the trick"

...so I've been told

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"Watermelon

I have heard that before, but surely the watermelon disappears the more you fuck it?

Just make a new hole!

I would barely breach the rind

Cut it in half?

Excellent problem solving skills there

Or try a Kiwi, may be a better size...

Kumquats would be better I feel"

Citrus , may sting,

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Watermelon

I have heard that before, but surely the watermelon disappears the more you fuck it?

Just make a new hole!

I would barely breach the rind

Cut it in half?

Excellent problem solving skills there

Or try a Kiwi, may be a better size...

Kumquats would be better I feel

Citrus , may sting,

It may be small the skin is thick

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By *xciter7169Man
over a year ago

The Midlands

Ginger?

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Chillis anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ginger?"

Freshly peeled that might smart a bit!!

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By *xciter7169Man
over a year ago

The Midlands

"Ginger?

Freshly peeled that might smart a bit!!"

And up the butt,not that ive tried it

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Ginger?

Freshly peeled that might smart a bit!!

And up the butt,not that ive tried it

^^ he means figging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watermelon

I have heard that before, but surely the watermelon disappears the more you fuck it?

Just make a new hole!

I would barely breach the rind

Cut it in half?

Excellent problem solving skills there

Or try a Kiwi, may be a better size...

Kumquats would be better I feel

Citrus , may sting,

Man or mouse

No pain no gain

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I’ve seen bananas and cucumbers etc being used ….. but wondering if people had more imaginative fruit and veg that they use?

Girls seem to have lots of dick shaped veg, nothing for the blokes though?

Prove me wrong

Blokes have access to the same dick shaped veg as women

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"Ginger?

Freshly peeled that might smart a bit!!

And up the butt,not that ive tried it

^^ he means figging "

No shit! Just googled it, there is a specific word for sticking ginger up your arse or in your pussy!!

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"I’ve seen bananas and cucumbers etc being used ….. but wondering if people had more imaginative fruit and veg that they use?

Girls seem to have lots of dick shaped veg, nothing for the blokes though?

Prove me wrong

Blokes have access to the same dick shaped veg as women

Rephrase……. Pussy shaped veg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not fruit and veg but a kilo of raw liver in a pint glass and warmed in microwave does the trick"
you've tried it?

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By *ipsforlipsMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I’ve seen bananas and cucumbers etc being used ….. but wondering if people had more imaginative fruit and veg that they use?

Girls seem to have lots of dick shaped veg, nothing for the blokes though?

Prove me wrong

At different times...

Strawberries;

Blueberries;

Grapes

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"I’ve seen bananas and cucumbers etc being used ….. but wondering if people had more imaginative fruit and veg that they use?

Girls seem to have lots of dick shaped veg, nothing for the blokes though?

Prove me wrong

At different times...

Strawberries;

Blueberries;

Grapes"

All eating out of pussy?

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By *ipsforlipsMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"... nothing for the blokes though? ..."

Pineapple rings

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"... nothing for the blokes though? ...

Pineapple rings"

For your bird to eat off your cock I assume? Not to fuck?

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By *ipsforlipsMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I’ve seen bananas and cucumbers etc being used ….. but wondering if people had more imaginative fruit and veg that they use?

Girls seem to have lots of dick shaped veg, nothing for the blokes though?

Prove me wrong

At different times...

Strawberries;

Blueberries;

Grapes

All eating out of pussy?"

Ultimately yes - but there's the journey to get there ... and let's say things don't end there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ipsforlipsMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"... nothing for the blokes though? ...

Pineapple rings

For your bird to eat off your cock I assume? Not to fuck?"

Depends on your liking for a challenge

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carrots were the go to option usually eaten after too

Normal ones or the wonky ones?"

Both some have very useful bends

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

Rambutan. The original hairy balls.

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Ahhhh man, love rambutan

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

So a watermelon is the only thing a bloke can fuck?

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By *ipsforlipsMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"So a watermelon is the only thing a bloke can fuck?"

Banana-skin

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"So a watermelon is the only thing a bloke can fuck?

Banana-skin"

Huh?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Durian

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"Durian "

No fucking way, stinks and tastes shit as well.not getting that up any orifice

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By *ipsforlipsMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"So a watermelon is the only thing a bloke can fuck?

Banana-skin

Huh?"

Open a banana at the 'wrong end', the fruit comes out leaving the skin sheath-like

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"Durian

No fucking way, stinks and tastes shit as well.not getting that up any orifice "
have a look at a durian fruit

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"Durian

No fucking way, stinks and tastes shit as well.not getting that up any orifice have a look at a durian fruit "

I’ve had it…. Assume you mean because of its pasty texture

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"Durian

No fucking way, stinks and tastes shit as well.not getting that up any orifice have a look at a durian fruit

I’ve had it…. Assume you mean because of its pasty texture"
no because i was messing about it and its covered in thorns when picked

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Watermelon "

Do you have to pee out the seeds afterwards?

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Just looking into figging….

It used to be a punishment

This method of physical punishment was first used as a form of discipline on female slves in Ancient Greece.The detainee was restrained to varying degrees in order to restrict mobility while the sensation grew from uncomfortable to extreme.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

A marrow.

You could also use some plums and shoot them out of the vag but I think that might need a H&S warning if they’re not quite ripe.

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"A marrow.

You could also use some plums and shoot them out of the vag but I think that might need a H&S warning if they’re not quite ripe."

A marrow!

would like to see that. I’ll get my gloves on for catching practice with the plums. Everything tastes nice out of a pussy

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"I’ve seen bananas and cucumbers etc being used ….. but wondering if people had more imaginative fruit and veg that they use?

Girls seem to have lots of dick shaped veg, nothing for the blokes though?

Prove me wrong

I was once sent a picture from a charming lady on here.

4 bananas. Simultaneously.

After replying that was 4 of her 5 a day she got upset that I didn't want to see her put anything else in there.

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

I think I’d like to see that

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I mistakenly thought this thread was entitled Fruit & Vag...

Oh wait, it kind of is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine hollowed out a potato. Earning himself the name Mr Potatohead

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"I mistakenly thought this thread was entitled Fruit & Vag...

Oh wait, it kind of is! "

I should have thought of that, much better title

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"A friend of mine hollowed out a potato. Earning himself the name Mr Potatohead

Isn’t that kinda rough? He was obviously proud of his ingenuity if he told everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a pic with some grapes as a prop but it’s not great….so it’s hidden

Cauliflower?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend of mine hollowed out a potato. Earning himself the name Mr Potatohead

Isn’t that kinda rough? He was obviously proud of his ingenuity if he told everyone"

As far as I know, there's not many people that do know

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Watermelon

Do you have to pee out the seeds afterwards?

No, you have to wank them out

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