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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ask away to whoever you wish..

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

What? Truth or dare stylee?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"What? Truth or dare stylee?

Something like that its the spin off to my previous thread... xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"What? Truth or dare stylee?

Something like that its the spin off to my previous thread... xx"

Oooooh! Get you!

Spin off lines in time for Christmas!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"What? Truth or dare stylee?

Something like that its the spin off to my previous thread... xx

Oooooh! Get you!

Spin off lines in time for Christmas!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Why do you like in "From a town near you" - isn't it easier to name a town/city where you either live or where is the best well-known place?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Why do you like in "From a town near you" - isn't it easier to name a town/city where you either live or where is the best well-known place?"

Because I can....

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Why do you like in "From a town near you" - isn't it easier to name a town/city where you either live or where is the best well-known place?

Because I can....

That is your prerogative of course.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Why do you like in "From a town near you" - isn't it easier to name a town/city where you either live or where is the best well-known place?

Because I can....

That is your prerogative of course."

It sure is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna ask Rusty why he isnt asleep yet? Lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I wanna ask Rusty why he isnt asleep yet? Lol"

Is he still playing with the grown ups???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna ask Rusty why he isnt asleep yet? Lol"

I'm trying I'm trying

Feeling the weight of the thumb already

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am I so horny all the time??? Im horny when I wake up. at lunch dinner and even when wake up in the middle of the night.. I fucked my ex 11 times in a day once and only stopped cause she was sore lol

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"I wanna ask Rusty why he isnt asleep yet? Lol

I'm trying I'm trying

Feeling the weight of the thumb already

lol "

Wait for the bald spot - friction!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna ask Rusty why he isnt asleep yet? Lol

I'm trying I'm trying

Feeling the weight of the thumb already

lol

Wait for the bald spot - friction!!

Sod off I'm already receding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why am I so horny all the time??? Im horny when I wake up. at lunch dinner and even when wake up in the middle of the night.. I fucked my ex 11 times in a day once and only stopped cause she was sore lol"

I blame it on all the healthy eating and gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moreover, why can't you be bi or gay, live 200 miles further north and have a penchant for fat, middle aged men ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blame it on all the healthy eating and gym "

There you go!! Bussy will give you a workout and something healthy to gobble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moreover, why can't you be bi or gay, live 200 miles further north and have a penchant for fat, middle aged men ?

I do wonder that sometimes as I would have a lot of men to chose from!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Who would like to do my Christmas shopping for me, am feeling very uninspired this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blame it on all the healthy eating and gym

There you go!! Bussy will give you a workout and something healthy to gobble

As nice as busy is (and he does come across a nice chap) hes not the right sex sorry.... and no busy that dont mean if you turn into a tv I will change my mind lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who would like to do my Christmas shopping for me, am feeling very uninspired this year

if you pass me a load of cash and look after my daughter i'll do it lol

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Who would like to do my Christmas shopping for me, am feeling very uninspired this year

I will.... Mines was all done about 6 weeks ago....and I'm missing shopping now.... Suppose I'll just have to go buy myself presents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blame it on all the healthy eating and gym

There you go!! Bussy will give you a workout and something healthy to gobble

As nice as busy is (and he does come across a nice chap) hes not the right sex sorry.... and no busy that dont mean if you turn into a tv I will change my mind lol "

You're quite safe on that front, I don't look good in a frock - I look like Brenda or Audrey from the kitchen roll ads !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teletubbie... what is your item of choice (scooter, hat, ball or handbag)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blame it on all the healthy eating and gym

There you go!! Bussy will give you a workout and something healthy to gobble

As nice as busy is (and he does come across a nice chap) hes not the right sex sorry.... and no busy that dont mean if you turn into a tv I will change my mind lol

You're quite safe on that front, I don't look good in a frock - I look like Brenda or Audrey from the kitchen roll ads !

Ha ha thats the kind of guys that message me!!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Question to everyone: what question should I ask and to whom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another question to all.

Can someone put the kettle on please - i'm hanging!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Teletubbie... what is your item of choice (scooter, hat, ball or handbag)"

Hmm, look ridiculous on a scooter, crap at ball games (well, apart from the obvious 'ball' games!) and handbags just don't work for me, would have to say hat.

Have a roo suede aussie bush hat that I got in Australia, and love it! May have to go back for another....!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Another question to all.

Can someone put the kettle on please - i'm hanging!

Down, pink and wrinkly...???

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Another question to all.

Can someone put the kettle on please - i'm hanging!

Question to Obi do you want me to find out where there is an AA meeting near to you???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another question to all.

Can someone put the kettle on please - i'm hanging!

Question to Obi do you want me to find out where there is an AA meeting near to you???

No Thanks.

I'm with the RAC !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who would like to do my Christmas shopping for me, am feeling very uninspired this year

Why are you upside down ? Do all your shopping online .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did my little soldier stand to attention when I looked at your profile?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Another question to all.

Can someone put the kettle on please - i'm hanging!

Question to Obi do you want me to find out where there is an AA meeting near to you???

No Thanks.

I'm with the RAC !

Good come back.... on form I see...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Why did my little soldier stand to attention when I looked at your profile?"

who's profile??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did my little soldier stand to attention when I looked at your profile?

who's profile?? "

Yours

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Why did my little soldier stand to attention when I looked at your profile?

who's profile??

Yours"

Oh..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did my little soldier stand to attention when I looked at your profile?

who's profile??

Yours

Oh..........

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why an I sitting outside in the cold, and everyone else is in the cafe ?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Why an I sitting outside in the cold, and everyone else is in the cafe ?

I don't know why are you??

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Who are the fuds that have broken into my shed 3 times in 2 weeks?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Who are the fuds that have broken into my shed 3 times in 2 weeks?

Is it the gnomes at the bottom of your garden??

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Why an I sitting outside in the cold, and everyone else is in the cafe ?

Don't know. Why are you? Do you not get the concept of doors or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why an I sitting outside in the cold, and everyone else is in the cafe ?

Are you a smoker ?

One thing I noticed in Berlin is that when the weather turns a bit parky, the cafes and bars put blankets outside on the chairs for the smokers to use whilst having a fag.

I thought it was a nice touch - couldn't do it here tho, some twat would be off with the blankets !

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Nah, got shot of him months ago

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Nah, got shot of him months ago

Haha I just got it...

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Who are the fuds that have broken into my shed 3 times in 2 weeks?

Is it Colin and Bertha????

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Who are the fuds that have broken into my shed 3 times in 2 weeks?

Is it Colin and Bertha????

no, they are locked up in the dungeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I give the mechanic a chocolate bar will he fix my cab heaters ?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"If I give the mechanic a chocolate bar will he fix my cab heaters ?

You obviously need to find a female mechanic for any hope of that working!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Nah, got shot of him months ago

You're on the ball this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I give the mechanic a chocolate bar will he fix my cab heaters ?

You obviously need to find a female mechanic for any hope of that working!

I'll start looking

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Has anyone ever fainted as they orgasm?

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Who are the fuds that have broken into my shed 3 times in 2 weeks?

Is it Colin and Bertha????

no, they are locked up in the dungeon

That's it! I'm calling social services! Colin should be free!!!! (He's a free range rubber chicken!)

Let Colin go! Let Colin go! What do we want? Free Colin! When do we want it? Cluck!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

daddy or chips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daddies or HP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flowers or Semen ?

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