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"So it's hot. We all know this at the mo. And when it's stupidly hot I struggle to sleep, so rather than lie in bed and listen to next doors fucking rat dog yapping away because the bastards have left it out in the garden again and staring at the ceiling I logged in to Fab. Now in all my years I've been more of a daytime browser, forum poster and occasional photo perve, so I've rarely been online at the stroke of midnight. But fuck me - I know it's hot and with that heat its easy to dehydrate, but last night there seemed to be a serious thirst occurring across the country! Messages (most of them a whole 3 or 4 words) started to flood in asking to meet and winks and friends requests pinged away constantly. Seriously? WTAF. Is that honestly the norm if you happen to be online late at night or has this heat turned many into sex crazed desperados, diving into the inbox of any poor insomniac daft enough to be perusing Fab in the early hours? In over a decade on site I've never experienced a night like it. Does this heat really have that effect on some folk or is that how life is for nocturnal fabbers? Because if so? Like fuck am I ever logging on again that late.....
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"They all just come back from the pub or nights out, and didn't pull so come on here to try and remedy it. Because they are d*unk they are unable to put more than 2 words together. Or there's just a load of idiots at night "....plus their wives are asleep by then. | |||
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"All their wives are asleep then." I always assumed this. The general term I use for the thirsty bi guys that only come out at night is ‘bats’ | |||
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"Beer horn. 1.30am "hey, what you dooin" W - "I just got up for a shit" "That's cool, what you up to" W - "I'm still having a shit" "Your really sexy, what u doin later" W - "the paperwok" "WOW, your workin late" W - block button" 
I may have to take this approach should I ever do it again.
Although I'm seriously tempted to craft a 300 word essay on the most mundane subjects possible, recounting all the PITA things that have happened this week, including all our local supermarkets running out of ice constantly due to all the grockles being on holiday down here at the moment, the tourists clogging up the checkout at Aldi as they're incapable of following the simple instruction of packing your bags at the shelf rather than the till, the daily closures on the M5 because fucknuggets can't drive in a straight line at a constant speed in Somerset and the factit's the school holidays for another few weeks and I'm so fucking bored of constant 'can I have something to eat?' questions from the sprog.
That might reduce the horn levels of anyone daft enough to message looking for a quick fuck!
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"Beer horn. 1.30am "hey, what you dooin" W - "I just got up for a shit" "That's cool, what you up to" W - "I'm still having a shit" "Your really sexy, what u doin later" W - "the paperwok" "WOW, your workin late" W - block button" I'm surprised you got that far. You'd think they'd take the hint  | |||
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"Beer horn. 1.30am "hey, what you dooin" W - "I just got up for a shit" "That's cool, what you up to" W - "I'm still having a shit" "Your really sexy, what u doin later" W - "the paperwok" "WOW, your workin late" W - block button
I may have to take this approach should I ever do it again.
Although I'm seriously tempted to craft a 300 word essay on the most mundane subjects possible, recounting all the PITA things that have happened this week, including all our local supermarkets running out of ice constantly due to all the grockles being on holiday down here at the moment, the tourists clogging up the checkout at Aldi as they're incapable of following the simple instruction of packing your bags at the shelf rather than the till, the daily closures on the M5 because fucknuggets can't drive in a straight line at a constant speed in Somerset and the factit's the school holidays for another few weeks and I'm so fucking bored of constant 'can I have something to eat?' questions from the sprog.
That might reduce the horn levels of anyone daft enough to message looking for a quick fuck!
A "If you're feeling slightly bored/mischievous it can be amusing. It's childish I know. I've aittle mind. It's amusing when I sign off messages with "Winston" and they keep telling me how hot I look in xyz photos, and how theyd like to fuck me. It's the little pleasures in life.
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"Beer horn. 1.30am "hey, what you dooin" W - "I just got up for a shit" "That's cool, what you up to" W - "I'm still having a shit" "Your really sexy, what u doin later" W - "the paperwok" "WOW, your workin late" W - block button
I may have to take this approach should I ever do it again.
Although I'm seriously tempted to craft a 300 word essay on the most mundane subjects possible, recounting all the PITA things that have happened this week, including all our local supermarkets running out of ice constantly due to all the grockles being on holiday down here at the moment, the tourists clogging up the checkout at Aldi as they're incapable of following the simple instruction of packing your bags at the shelf rather than the till, the daily closures on the M5 because fucknuggets can't drive in a straight line at a constant speed in Somerset and the factit's the school holidays for another few weeks and I'm so fucking bored of constant 'can I have something to eat?' questions from the sprog.
That might reduce the horn levels of anyone daft enough to message looking for a quick fuck!
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If you're feeling slightly bored/mischievous it can be amusing.
It's childish I know. I've aittle mind.
It's amusing when I sign off messages with "Winston" and they keep telling me how hot I look in xyz photos, and how theyd like to fuck me.
It's the little pleasures in life.
Winston "Maybe you dropping some king Edwards in the bowl turns them on | |||
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"Beer horn. 1.30am "hey, what you dooin" W - "I just got up for a shit" "That's cool, what you up to" W - "I'm still having a shit" "Your really sexy, what u doin later" W - "the paperwok" "WOW, your workin late" W - block button
I may have to take this approach should I ever do it again.
Although I'm seriously tempted to craft a 300 word essay on the most mundane subjects possible, recounting all the PITA things that have happened this week, including all our local supermarkets running out of ice constantly due to all the grockles being on holiday down here at the moment, the tourists clogging up the checkout at Aldi as they're incapable of following the simple instruction of packing your bags at the shelf rather than the till, the daily closures on the M5 because fucknuggets can't drive in a straight line at a constant speed in Somerset and the factit's the school holidays for another few weeks and I'm so fucking bored of constant 'can I have something to eat?' questions from the sprog.
That might reduce the horn levels of anyone daft enough to message looking for a quick fuck!
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If you're feeling slightly bored/mischievous it can be amusing.
It's childish I know. I've aittle mind.
It's amusing when I sign off messages with "Winston" and they keep telling me how hot I look in xyz photos, and how theyd like to fuck me.
It's the little pleasures in life.
Winston
Maybe you dropping some king Edwards in the bowl turns them on "Apparently I have great tits (they're moobs FFS - I even labelled them! ) and I go by the name of 'sexy', 'hun', 'babe' or 'love'.
Maybe that childhood wish for an invisibility superpower has finally kicked in and they can only see Fox on our profile.
May have to wake her up next time and then they'll really regret hitting the send button after midnight.
Those gremlins have nothing on her when she doesn't get her required sleep allowance....
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"Beer horn. 1.30am "hey, what you dooin" W - "I just got up for a shit" "That's cool, what you up to" W - "I'm still having a shit" "Your really sexy, what u doin later" W - "the paperwok" "WOW, your workin late" W - block button
I may have to take this approach should I ever do it again.
Although I'm seriously tempted to craft a 300 word essay on the most mundane subjects possible, recounting all the PITA things that have happened this week, including all our local supermarkets running out of ice constantly due to all the grockles being on holiday down here at the moment, the tourists clogging up the checkout at Aldi as they're incapable of following the simple instruction of packing your bags at the shelf rather than the till, the daily closures on the M5 because fucknuggets can't drive in a straight line at a constant speed in Somerset and the factit's the school holidays for another few weeks and I'm so fucking bored of constant 'can I have something to eat?' questions from the sprog.
That might reduce the horn levels of anyone daft enough to message looking for a quick fuck!
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If you're feeling slightly bored/mischievous it can be amusing.
It's childish I know. I've aittle mind.
It's amusing when I sign off messages with "Winston" and they keep telling me how hot I look in xyz photos, and how theyd like to fuck me.
It's the little pleasures in life.
Winston
Maybe you dropping some king Edwards in the bowl turns them on "I did once skip the usual and go straight to "I'm dropping the kids off at the pool" I really did expect a "who goes swimming at this time of night" reply.
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"So it's hot. We all know this at the mo. And when it's stupidly hot I struggle to sleep, so rather than lie in bed and listen to next doors fucking rat dog yapping away because the bastards have left it out in the garden again and staring at the ceiling I logged in to Fab. Now in all my years I've been more of a daytime browser, forum poster and occasional photo perve, so I've rarely been online at the stroke of midnight. But fuck me - I know it's hot and with that heat its easy to dehydrate, but last night there seemed to be a serious thirst occurring across the country! Messages (most of them a whole 3 or 4 words) started to flood in asking to meet and winks and friends requests pinged away constantly. Seriously? WTAF. Is that honestly the norm if you happen to be online late at night or has this heat turned many into sex crazed desperados, diving into the inbox of any poor insomniac daft enough to be perusing Fab in the early hours? In over a decade on site I've never experienced a night like it. Does this heat really have that effect on some folk or is that how life is for nocturnal fabbers? Because if so? Like fuck am I ever logging on again that late.....
A"It's more so like this on a Friday and Saturday night. Makes you wonder how successful they are in getting a meet with messsges like "fuck now". We had the shorest message in all the while we've been on here last night, just a simple "x" ???? | |||
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"Saturday night, after a few drinks, heat... it's a perfect storm for utter thirst. The social last night proved that even more. "We really wanted to go to that but as always, work, childcare, life........where's that damn lottery win FFS! Guessing a few didn't quite grasp the definition of 'social' then? 
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"So it's hot. We all know this at the mo. And when it's stupidly hot I struggle to sleep, so rather than lie in bed and listen to next doors fucking rat dog yapping away because the bastards have left it out in the garden again and staring at the ceiling I logged in to Fab. Now in all my years I've been more of a daytime browser, forum poster and occasional photo perve, so I've rarely been online at the stroke of midnight. But fuck me - I know it's hot and with that heat its easy to dehydrate, but last night there seemed to be a serious thirst occurring across the country! Messages (most of them a whole 3 or 4 words) started to flood in asking to meet and winks and friends requests pinged away constantly. Seriously? WTAF. Is that honestly the norm if you happen to be online late at night or has this heat turned many into sex crazed desperados, diving into the inbox of any poor insomniac daft enough to be perusing Fab in the early hours? In over a decade on site I've never experienced a night like it. Does this heat really have that effect on some folk or is that how life is for nocturnal fabbers? Because if so? Like fuck am I ever logging on again that late.....
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It's more so like this on a Friday and Saturday night. Makes you wonder how successful they are in getting a meet with messsges like "fuck now". We had the shorest message in all the while we've been on here last night, just a simple "x" ????"I get the X all the time, it’s ridiculous really | |||
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"Saturday night, after a few drinks, heat... it's a perfect storm for utter thirst. The social last night proved that even more.
We really wanted to go to that but as always, work, childcare, life........where's that damn lottery win FFS!
Guessing a few didn't quite grasp the definition of 'social' then?
A"Hurry up and win the lottery before December! I have a feeling MrWho might return to it. And yep, guilty as charged. | |||
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"All their wives are asleep then." 
Furiously wanking before she wakes up. | |||
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"Beer horn. 1.30am "hey, what you dooin" W - "I just got up for a shit" "That's cool, what you up to" W - "I'm still having a shit" "Your really sexy, what u doin later" W - "the paperwok" "WOW, your workin late" W - block button
I may have to take this approach should I ever do it again.
Although I'm seriously tempted to craft a 300 word essay on the most mundane subjects possible, recounting all the PITA things that have happened this week, including all our local supermarkets running out of ice constantly due to all the grockles being on holiday down here at the moment, the tourists clogging up the checkout at Aldi as they're incapable of following the simple instruction of packing your bags at the shelf rather than the till, the daily closures on the M5 because fucknuggets can't drive in a straight line at a constant speed in Somerset and the factit's the school holidays for another few weeks and I'm so fucking bored of constant 'can I have something to eat?' questions from the sprog.
That might reduce the horn levels of anyone daft enough to message looking for a quick fuck!
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First line and last line might be read and then you'll still get a response that they'll come over and 'pack your bags with some fresh meat'.
I gave up late night browsing years ago. The messages are ruder, coarser and more demanding - from an already high bar.
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"Beer horn. 1.30am "hey, what you dooin" W - "I just got up for a shit" "That's cool, what you up to" W - "I'm still having a shit" "Your really sexy, what u doin later" W - "the paperwok" "WOW, your workin late" W - block button
I may have to take this approach should I ever do it again.
Although I'm seriously tempted to craft a 300 word essay on the most mundane subjects possible, recounting all the PITA things that have happened this week, including all our local supermarkets running out of ice constantly due to all the grockles being on holiday down here at the moment, the tourists clogging up the checkout at Aldi as they're incapable of following the simple instruction of packing your bags at the shelf rather than the till, the daily closures on the M5 because fucknuggets can't drive in a straight line at a constant speed in Somerset and the factit's the school holidays for another few weeks and I'm so fucking bored of constant 'can I have something to eat?' questions from the sprog.
That might reduce the horn levels of anyone daft enough to message looking for a quick fuck!
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First line and last line might be read and then you'll still get a response that they'll come over and 'pack your bags with some fresh meat'.
I gave up late night browsing years ago. The messages are ruder, coarser and more demanding - from an already high bar.
"I really should know better shouldn't I.  
I suppose I could just pretend to be Fox and see how many I could persuade to send us pics of them shoving their toothbrushes up their arses, writing random words on their knobs in permanent marker or wearing bright pink lipstick? That might identify if their wife is in fact fast asleep.... 
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"Beer horn. 1.30am "hey, what you dooin" W - "I just got up for a shit" "That's cool, what you up to" W - "I'm still having a shit" "Your really sexy, what u doin later" W - "the paperwok" "WOW, your workin late" W - block button
I may have to take this approach should I ever do it again.
Although I'm seriously tempted to craft a 300 word essay on the most mundane subjects possible, recounting all the PITA things that have happened this week, including all our local supermarkets running out of ice constantly due to all the grockles being on holiday down here at the moment, the tourists clogging up the checkout at Aldi as they're incapable of following the simple instruction of packing your bags at the shelf rather than the till, the daily closures on the M5 because fucknuggets can't drive in a straight line at a constant speed in Somerset and the factit's the school holidays for another few weeks and I'm so fucking bored of constant 'can I have something to eat?' questions from the sprog.
That might reduce the horn levels of anyone daft enough to message looking for a quick fuck!
A
First line and last line might be read and then you'll still get a response that they'll come over and 'pack your bags with some fresh meat'.
I gave up late night browsing years ago. The messages are ruder, coarser and more demanding - from an already high bar.
I really should know better shouldn't I.
I suppose I could just pretend to be Fox and see how many I could persuade to send us pics of them shoving their toothbrushes up their arses, writing random words on their knobs in permanent marker or wearing bright pink lipstick? That might identify if their wife is in fact fast asleep....
A"Will you be staying up late tonight?
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"Beer horn. 1.30am "hey, what you dooin" W - "I just got up for a shit" "That's cool, what you up to" W - "I'm still having a shit" "Your really sexy, what u doin later" W - "the paperwok" "WOW, your workin late" W - block button
I may have to take this approach should I ever do it again.
Although I'm seriously tempted to craft a 300 word essay on the most mundane subjects possible, recounting all the PITA things that have happened this week, including all our local supermarkets running out of ice constantly due to all the grockles being on holiday down here at the moment, the tourists clogging up the checkout at Aldi as they're incapable of following the simple instruction of packing your bags at the shelf rather than the till, the daily closures on the M5 because fucknuggets can't drive in a straight line at a constant speed in Somerset and the factit's the school holidays for another few weeks and I'm so fucking bored of constant 'can I have something to eat?' questions from the sprog.
That might reduce the horn levels of anyone daft enough to message looking for a quick fuck!
A
First line and last line might be read and then you'll still get a response that they'll come over and 'pack your bags with some fresh meat'.
I gave up late night browsing years ago. The messages are ruder, coarser and more demanding - from an already high bar.
I really should know better shouldn't I.
I suppose I could just pretend to be Fox and see how many I could persuade to send us pics of them shoving their toothbrushes up their arses, writing random words on their knobs in permanent marker or wearing bright pink lipstick? That might identify if their wife is in fact fast asleep....
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Will you be staying up late tonight?
Wiinston "Get your lipstick ready.......
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Don't people have work tomorrow?
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"Friday and Saturday nights can be wild sometimes I think it’s when people have been out and had a drink "How about Sundays  | |||
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"Friday and Saturday nights can be wild sometimes I think it’s when people have been out and had a drink
How about Sundays "Only Midnight would know about midnight at midnight | |||
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"Friday and Saturday nights can be wild sometimes I think it’s when people have been out and had a drink
How about Sundays "Not sure it’s any different! | |||
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"Friday and Saturday nights can be wild sometimes I think it’s when people have been out and had a drink
How about Sundays
Only Midnight would know about midnight at midnight "I was abit perturbed when I saw the thread title.. I was like what have i done now!! | |||
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"Friday and Saturday nights can be wild sometimes I think it’s when people have been out and had a drink
How about Sundays
Not sure it’s any different!"From the evidence i concur | |||
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"Friday and Saturday nights can be wild sometimes I think it’s when people have been out and had a drink
How about Sundays
Only Midnight would know about midnight at midnight
I was abit perturbed when I saw the thread title.. I was like what have i done now!! "Bewitching hour | |||
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"I definitely think the site is more active late at night." ... it's just a different active and more FAF active  | |||
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"Early mornings at the weekend are the same!" Most definitely! x | |||
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"I definitely think the site is more active late at night. ... it's just a different active and more FAF active "Really? I must be getting the more different active then | |||
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"I definitely think the site is more active late at night. ... it's just a different active and more FAF active
Really? I must be getting the more different active then "Don't tell every one... they'll all want it! | |||
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"I definitely think the site is more active late at night. ... it's just a different active and more FAF active "It is now 00.00 and not a FAF in sight | |||
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"Friday and Saturday nights can be wild sometimes I think it’s when people have been out and had a drink
How about Sundays
Only Midnight would know about midnight at midnight
I was abit perturbed when I saw the thread title.. I was like what have i done now!! "What have you done now??  | |||
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"Beer horn. 1.30am "hey, what you dooin" W - "I just got up for a shit" "That's cool, what you up to" W - "I'm still having a shit" "Your really sexy, what u doin later" W - "the paperwok" "WOW, your workin late" W - block button
I may have to take this approach should I ever do it again.
Although I'm seriously tempted to craft a 300 word essay on the most mundane subjects possible, recounting all the PITA things that have happened this week, including all our local supermarkets running out of ice constantly due to all the grockles being on holiday down here at the moment, the tourists clogging up the checkout at Aldi as they're incapable of following the simple instruction of packing your bags at the shelf rather than the till, the daily closures on the M5 because fucknuggets can't drive in a straight line at a constant speed in Somerset and the factit's the school holidays for another few weeks and I'm so fucking bored of constant 'can I have something to eat?' questions from the sprog.
That might reduce the horn levels of anyone daft enough to message looking for a quick fuck!
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First line and last line might be read and then you'll still get a response that they'll come over and 'pack your bags with some fresh meat'.
I gave up late night browsing years ago. The messages are ruder, coarser and more demanding - from an already high bar.
I really should know better shouldn't I.
I suppose I could just pretend to be Fox and see how many I could persuade to send us pics of them shoving their toothbrushes up their arses, writing random words on their knobs in permanent marker or wearing bright pink lipstick? That might identify if their wife is in fact fast asleep....
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Will you be staying up late tonight?
Wiinston
Get your lipstick ready.......
A"How did your second foray into the midnight wilderness go?
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"Beer horn. 1.30am "hey, what you dooin" W - "I just got up for a shit" "That's cool, what you up to" W - "I'm still having a shit" "Your really sexy, what u doin later" W - "the paperwok" "WOW, your workin late" W - block button
I may have to take this approach should I ever do it again.
Although I'm seriously tempted to craft a 300 word essay on the most mundane subjects possible, recounting all the PITA things that have happened this week, including all our local supermarkets running out of ice constantly due to all the grockles being on holiday down here at the moment, the tourists clogging up the checkout at Aldi as they're incapable of following the simple instruction of packing your bags at the shelf rather than the till, the daily closures on the M5 because fucknuggets can't drive in a straight line at a constant speed in Somerset and the factit's the school holidays for another few weeks and I'm so fucking bored of constant 'can I have something to eat?' questions from the sprog.
That might reduce the horn levels of anyone daft enough to message looking for a quick fuck!
A
First line and last line might be read and then you'll still get a response that they'll come over and 'pack your bags with some fresh meat'.
I gave up late night browsing years ago. The messages are ruder, coarser and more demanding - from an already high bar.
I really should know better shouldn't I.
I suppose I could just pretend to be Fox and see how many I could persuade to send us pics of them shoving their toothbrushes up their arses, writing random words on their knobs in permanent marker or wearing bright pink lipstick? That might identify if their wife is in fact fast asleep....
A
Will you be staying up late tonight?
Wiinston
Get your lipstick ready.......
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How did your second foray into the midnight wilderness go?
Winston "Much the same, just less FAF messages. Maybe they read the forums?
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"Beer horn. 1.30am "hey, what you dooin" W - "I just got up for a shit" "That's cool, what you up to" W - "I'm still having a shit" "Your really sexy, what u doin later" W - "the paperwok" "WOW, your workin late" W - block button
I may have to take this approach should I ever do it again.
Although I'm seriously tempted to craft a 300 word essay on the most mundane subjects possible, recounting all the PITA things that have happened this week, including all our local supermarkets running out of ice constantly due to all the grockles being on holiday down here at the moment, the tourists clogging up the checkout at Aldi as they're incapable of following the simple instruction of packing your bags at the shelf rather than the till, the daily closures on the M5 because fucknuggets can't drive in a straight line at a constant speed in Somerset and the factit's the school holidays for another few weeks and I'm so fucking bored of constant 'can I have something to eat?' questions from the sprog.
That might reduce the horn levels of anyone daft enough to message looking for a quick fuck!
A
First line and last line might be read and then you'll still get a response that they'll come over and 'pack your bags with some fresh meat'.
I gave up late night browsing years ago. The messages are ruder, coarser and more demanding - from an already high bar.
I really should know better shouldn't I.
I suppose I could just pretend to be Fox and see how many I could persuade to send us pics of them shoving their toothbrushes up their arses, writing random words on their knobs in permanent marker or wearing bright pink lipstick? That might identify if their wife is in fact fast asleep....
A
Will you be staying up late tonight?
Wiinston
Get your lipstick ready.......
A
How did your second foray into the midnight wilderness go?
Winston
Much the same, just less FAF messages.
Maybe they read the forums?
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"Beer horn. 1.30am "hey, what you dooin" W - "I just got up for a shit" "That's cool, what you up to" W - "I'm still having a shit" "Your really sexy, what u doin later" W - "the paperwok" "WOW, your workin late" W - block button
I may have to take this approach should I ever do it again.
Although I'm seriously tempted to craft a 300 word essay on the most mundane subjects possible, recounting all the PITA things that have happened this week, including all our local supermarkets running out of ice constantly due to all the grockles being on holiday down here at the moment, the tourists clogging up the checkout at Aldi as they're incapable of following the simple instruction of packing your bags at the shelf rather than the till, the daily closures on the M5 because fucknuggets can't drive in a straight line at a constant speed in Somerset and the factit's the school holidays for another few weeks and I'm so fucking bored of constant 'can I have something to eat?' questions from the sprog.
That might reduce the horn levels of anyone daft enough to message looking for a quick fuck!
A
First line and last line might be read and then you'll still get a response that they'll come over and 'pack your bags with some fresh meat'.
I gave up late night browsing years ago. The messages are ruder, coarser and more demanding - from an already high bar.
I really should know better shouldn't I.
I suppose I could just pretend to be Fox and see how many I could persuade to send us pics of them shoving their toothbrushes up their arses, writing random words on their knobs in permanent marker or wearing bright pink lipstick? That might identify if their wife is in fact fast asleep....
A
Will you be staying up late tonight?
Wiinston
Get your lipstick ready.......
A
How did your second foray into the midnight wilderness go?
Winston
Much the same, just less FAF messages.
Maybe they read the forums?
A"We live in hope.
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