FabSwingers.com forum: Squirting

By *odayisagoodday OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

First time I've experienced it...WOW

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Doesn’t every guy squirt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yay, another guy making women piss themselves. Awesome dude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn’t every guy squirt?

Not with me...

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By *odayisagoodday OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

It wasn't planned, and I wasn't warned ! Totally shocked, but enjoyed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yay, another guy making women piss themselves. Awesome dude."

What a bitchy comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It wasn't planned, and I wasn't warned ! Totally shocked, but enjoyed it. "

It's like having sex. You always remember your first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn’t every guy squirt?

Not with me...

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Doesn’t every guy squirt?

Not with me...

*starts searching for water pistols*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it is just piss after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn’t every guy squirt?

Not with me...

*starts searching for water pistols* "

Super soakers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plastic sheets I hope oooft

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

"Well it is just piss after all

Yep I do not understand this seemingly make obsession with getting ladies to squirt? I have great pelvic floor muscles thanks . I just don’t get it.

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

"Well it is just piss after all

Yep I do not understand this seemingly male obsession with getting ladies to squirt? I have great pelvic floor muscles thanks . I just don’t get it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it is just piss after all

Yep I do not understand this seemingly make obsession with getting ladies to squirt? I have great pelvic floor muscles thanks . I just don’t get it."

You don't have to get it. Just let others enjoy what they enjoy

I don't know what the obsession is with people telling people what they don't like

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

"Well it is just piss after all

Yep I do not understand this seemingly make obsession with getting ladies to squirt? I have great pelvic floor muscles thanks . I just don’t get it.

You don't have to get it. Just let others enjoy what they enjoy

I don't know what the obsession is with people telling people what they don't like

Absolutely each to there own if that’s what you enjoy I wasn’t saying against it, just that I didn’t get it hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not pee, scientist have found it contains a lot of the element of cum minus the sperm.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Doesn’t every guy squirt?

Not with me...

*starts searching for water pistols*

Super soakers"

Heavy cummer?

I’ll bring some water balloons.

#MyBallsAreFull

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

"It’s not pee, scientist have found it contains a lot of the element of cum minus the sperm. "

It is pee

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By *ossman0168Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Well it is just piss after all

Yep I do not understand this seemingly make obsession with getting ladies to squirt? I have great pelvic floor muscles thanks . I just don’t get it.

You don't have to get it. Just let others enjoy what they enjoy

I don't know what the obsession is with people telling people what they don't like

Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ever floats your boat. But not for me.. First time my wife did that she said I was pushing against her bladder it's piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it is just piss after all

Yep I do not understand this seemingly make obsession with getting ladies to squirt? I have great pelvic floor muscles thanks . I just don’t get it.

You don't have to get it. Just let others enjoy what they enjoy

I don't know what the obsession is with people telling people what they don't like

Well said

Yeah people, stop having opinions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn’t every guy squirt?

Not with me...

*starts searching for water pistols*

Super soakers

Heavy cummer?

I’ll bring some water balloons.

#MyBallsAreFull"

I feel like you've made this sexual now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it is just piss after all

Yep I do not understand this seemingly make obsession with getting ladies to squirt? I have great pelvic floor muscles thanks . I just don’t get it.

You don't have to get it. Just let others enjoy what they enjoy

I don't know what the obsession is with people telling people what they don't like

Absolutely each to there own if that’s what you enjoy I wasn’t saying against it, just that I didn’t get it hun "

You were making an unpleasant dig that people who squirt have weak bladder control and we all know it...hun

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"It’s not pee, scientist have found it contains a lot of the element of cum minus the sperm. "

So do I have 56 years worth still trapped inside me ? Is that why I have a fat stomach ?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

These threads are always so revealing.

There are so many who try to tell someone else what their experience is, simply because they read something on the internet, don’t really understand it and in complete contradiction to that person’s own experience.

It’s like sexual gaslighting

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Doesn’t every guy squirt?

Not with me...

*starts searching for water pistols*

Super soakers

Heavy cummer?

I’ll bring some water balloons.

#MyBallsAreFull

I feel like you've made this sexual now."

Did I?

Oh good!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"These threads are always so revealing.

It’s like sexual gaslighting "

No one should be gaslighting.

It is too hot and gas prices have gone way up.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"These threads are always so revealing.

It’s like sexual gaslighting

No one should be gaslighting.

It is too hot and gas prices have gone way up."

You’re right. Sustainable and renewable energy all the way.

Should it be renamed solarlighting? Windlighting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn’t every guy squirt?

Not with me...

*starts searching for water pistols*

Super soakers

Heavy cummer?

I’ll bring some water balloons.

#MyBallsAreFull

I feel like you've made this sexual now.

Did I?

Oh good! "

I'm sure it was completely unintentional

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

"These threads are always so revealing.

It’s like sexual gaslighting

No one should be gaslighting.

It is too hot and gas prices have gone way up."

And gas lights involve a naked flame which increases the risk of fire!

Still, some of the squirts I’ve seen/tasted would be enough to extinguish a small fire

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"These threads are always so revealing.

It’s like sexual gaslighting

No one should be gaslighting.

It is too hot and gas prices have gone way up.

You’re right. Sustainable and renewable energy all the way.

Should it be renamed solarlighting? Windlighting? "

Windlighting is a really good way to get a burnt bumhole. I've been told.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Doesn’t every guy squirt?

Not with me...

*starts searching for water pistols*

Super soakers

Heavy cummer?

I’ll bring some water balloons.

#MyBallsAreFull

I feel like you've made this sexual now.

Did I?

Oh good!

I'm sure it was completely unintentional "

Yes. I have absolutely no interest in anything sexual. Any evidence to the contrary is completely accidental

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Doesn’t every guy squirt?

Not with me...

*starts searching for water pistols*

Super soakers

Heavy cummer?

I’ll bring some water balloons.

#MyBallsAreFull

I feel like you've made this sexual now.

Did I?

Oh good!

I'm sure it was completely unintentional

Yes. I have absolutely no interest in anything sexual. Any evidence to the contrary is completely accidental "

Pervert.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"These threads are always so revealing.

It’s like sexual gaslighting

No one should be gaslighting.

It is too hot and gas prices have gone way up.

You’re right. Sustainable and renewable energy all the way.

Should it be renamed solarlighting? Windlighting?

Windlighting is a really good way to get a burnt bumhole. I've been told."

Natural gas, innit

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Doesn’t every guy squirt?

Not with me...

*starts searching for water pistols*

Super soakers

Heavy cummer?

I’ll bring some water balloons.

#MyBallsAreFull

I feel like you've made this sexual now.

Did I?

Oh good!

I'm sure it was completely unintentional

Yes. I have absolutely no interest in anything sexual. Any evidence to the contrary is completely accidental

Pervert."

I prefer the term ‘accidental deviant’, ta!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn’t every guy squirt?

Not with me...

*starts searching for water pistols*

Super soakers

Heavy cummer?

I’ll bring some water balloons.

#MyBallsAreFull

I feel like you've made this sexual now.

Did I?

Oh good!

I'm sure it was completely unintentional

Yes. I have absolutely no interest in anything sexual. Any evidence to the contrary is completely accidental "

I figured that was the case, good job I realised you didn't mean it that way.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Doesn’t every guy squirt?

Not with me...

*starts searching for water pistols*

Super soakers

Heavy cummer?

I’ll bring some water balloons.

#MyBallsAreFull

I feel like you've made this sexual now.

Did I?

Oh good!

I'm sure it was completely unintentional

Yes. I have absolutely no interest in anything sexual. Any evidence to the contrary is completely accidental

Pervert.

I prefer the term ‘accidental deviant’, ta! "

Fucks sake. I never get anything right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/08/22 08:21:53]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s not pee, scientist have found it contains a lot of the element of cum minus the sperm. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Wiped by poster at 14/08/22 08:21:53]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I squirt it usually because of an overwhelming unexpectedly strong orgasm. Like losing control and screaming... its involuntary but i think if you practice you can give yourself over psycologically to intense multiples if someone in the room can press the right buttons, at the right time, while your writhing about in climax land lol. Special you were able to share that with her and read her well enough to get your combination spot on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on bro! I’ve been telling everyone Geordies can make women squirt on demand. You had to ruin it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s not pee, scientist have found it contains a lot of the element of cum minus the sperm. "

Science

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Now there is a hosepipe ban it would be a good idea to collect squirt in buckets to water hanging baskets

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Doesn’t every guy squirt?

Not with me...

*starts searching for water pistols*

Super soakers

Heavy cummer?

I’ll bring some water balloons.

#MyBallsAreFull

I feel like you've made this sexual now.

Did I?

Oh good!

I'm sure it was completely unintentional

Yes. I have absolutely no interest in anything sexual. Any evidence to the contrary is completely accidental

I figured that was the case, good job I realised you didn't mean it that way. "

Agreed. How awful would it be if I was being suggestive with you?!

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

Well if it s pee then it's a medical break through. L can't pee unless it's through a bag but suddenly she can pee totally unaided. Can also squirt without anything inside her so that's the squashing bladder theory out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny farts. Make my laugh can't help laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm

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