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"Evening Jim Pxx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, Lady P. Happy Saturday. x | |||
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"Footballs on" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Colgate. I've got Match of the Day on. | |||
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" Howdy partners " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Pimpernel. What's your favourite smell? | |||
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" Howdy partners Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Pimpernel. What's your favourite smell?" The smell of dipping your hand into your y fronts to relieve your itch on a hot Summers day, whilst simultaneously eat prawn cocktail crisps. Reminds me of Sportsdirect clothing. | |||
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"Footballs on Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Colgate. I've got Match of the Day on." Who’d be a Utd fan tonight | |||
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" Howdy partners Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Pimpernel. What's your favourite smell? The smell of dipping your hand into your y fronts to relieve your itch on a hot Summers day, whilst simultaneously eat prawn cocktail crisps. Reminds me of Sportsdirect clothing." Sporty. | |||
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"Footballs on Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Colgate. I've got Match of the Day on. Who’d be a Utd fan tonight " I know. What has happened to Manchester United? | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bon soire James | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan. | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Good evening to you sir | |||
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"Yo, yo, yo With this heat it could be a long long night." That is not a bad thing | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() How are you? | |||
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"Footballs on Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Colgate. I've got Match of the Day on. Who’d be a Utd fan tonight I know. What has happened to Manchester United?" No spoilers ![]() | |||
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"Yo, yo, yo With this heat it could be a long long night." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and yo, yo, yo. Welcome to The Nocturnal Show. Smileyface | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Gravy baby. Another year older tomorrow, one of the few enjoying the weather. How about you mate? | |||
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"Footballs on Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Colgate. I've got Match of the Day on. Who’d be a Utd fan tonight I know. What has happened to Manchester United? No spoilers ![]() Haha. On the flip side, what a day to be a Brentford fan. | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm not too bad. I'm not really enjoying the weather. But it won't last. | |||
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"Footballs on Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Colgate. I've got Match of the Day on. Who’d be a Utd fan tonight I know. What has happened to Manchester United? No spoilers ![]() I have to grudgingly give the bus stop in Hounslow credit | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Why are you not enjoying the weather Jim? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. Today, horse riding got cancelled because it's too hot for the horses so we went swimming and then went for a giant ice cream. Tranmere won 3-0 today, which is good too ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Shrewsbury Flower Show had to postpone the fireworks yesterday and today. How big is a giant ice cream? Well done Tranmere with an n. Shrewsbury won at Wycombe. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It makes me feel borderline ill. I haven't eaten anything today. | |||
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"Footballs on Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Colgate. I've got Match of the Day on. Who’d be a Utd fan tonight I know. What has happened to Manchester United? No spoilers ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. Today, horse riding got cancelled because it's too hot for the horses so we went swimming and then went for a giant ice cream. Tranmere won 3-0 today, which is good too ![]() ![]() ![]() Did you go to Shrewsbury Flower Show? Sounds floral ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. Today, horse riding got cancelled because it's too hot for the horses so we went swimming and then went for a giant ice cream. Tranmere won 3-0 today, which is good too ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I didn't. It looks really good. I'm just not into flowers enough for the price of a ticket. Plus today I've been on my bed all day, I didn't want to move. Well done Brentford! | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That’s not good mate. Eat something man! | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim, Got in early tonight, as last night, it was later & I nodded off before you got back to me. How are you?" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. You early bird. ![]() | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't want to eat anything. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. Today, horse riding got cancelled because it's too hot for the horses so we went swimming and then went for a giant ice cream. Tranmere won 3-0 today, which is good too ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh Jim ![]() | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim, Got in early tonight, as last night, it was later & I nodded off before you got back to me. How are you? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. You early bird. ![]() Just chilling tonight, watching YouTube vids. Cool inside my house. Back at the shop today after 12 days away. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. Today, horse riding got cancelled because it's too hot for the horses so we went swimming and then went for a giant ice cream. Tranmere won 3-0 today, which is good too ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() There is, but it's a bit of a faff to get there. | |||
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"Good evening Jim, really hot in Suffolk today and I’m sporting the most uneven tan ever ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bod. ![]() | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim, Got in early tonight, as last night, it was later & I nodded off before you got back to me. How are you? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. You early bird. ![]() I'm glad you're fit enough to be back at the shop. | |||
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"Evening Jimothy. It's damn hot, isn't it? X" No! It’s pleasantly warm! | |||
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"Evening Jimothy. It's damn hot, isn't it? X" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. It's hot, hot, hot. | |||
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"Evening Jimothy. It's damn hot, isn't it? X No! It’s pleasantly warm!" ![]() | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim, Got in early tonight, as last night, it was later & I nodded off before you got back to me. How are you? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. You early bird. ![]() I still have a chest infection but on meds. It's a recurring issue, made worse by strong perfumes, scents, even aerosols. In the shop today, a female's perfume triggered my cough and she went nuts shouting and accusing me of being a Covid "Spreader", in front of customers. Colleagues defended me and she was escorted out. Fact is I'm covid free. | |||
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"I'm watching the Villa Everton highlights." Everton were offside ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jimothy. It's damn hot, isn't it? X Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. It's hot, hot, hot." I don't like it Jim. Please make it stop. I'd like some rain, thank you please x | |||
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"^^^Hello, above ![]() Hello KC! How do? Xx | |||
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"Good evening Jim, really hot in Suffolk today and I’m sporting the most uneven tan ever ![]() ![]() Everyone loves chi chi the panda ![]() ![]() | |||
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"^^^Hello, above ![]() Mild to moderate. It's been a funny few weeks ![]() | |||
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"I'm watching the Villa Everton highlights. Everton were offside ![]() No goal. | |||
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"Evening Jimothy. It's damn hot, isn't it? X Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. It's hot, hot, hot. I don't like it Jim. Please make it stop. I'd like some rain, thank you please x" I would if I could. x | |||
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"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ![]() ![]() *Waves action shot pic under nose* ![]() | |||
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"I'm watching the Villa Everton highlights. Everton were offside ![]() The Toffees appear to be starting the way they mean to go on ![]() | |||
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"Good evening Jim, really hot in Suffolk today and I’m sporting the most uneven tan ever ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() (panda) | |||
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"^^^Hello, above ![]() ![]() Yeah, same. Weird times. I'm rather too hot & hoping I'll be able to sleep tonight. X | |||
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"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ![]() ![]() ![]() Byeeeeeeeeeeee ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good evening everybody!! ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I'm all the better for seeing you. | |||
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"Good evening everybody!! ![]() Hello Lemon. How the hell are you, m'dear? Xx | |||
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"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ![]() ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rex. You are the sex. | |||
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"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() See, I don't do that, Rex. I've too much CLASS ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jimothy. It's damn hot, isn't it? X Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. It's hot, hot, hot. I don't like it Jim. Please make it stop. I'd like some rain, thank you please x I would if I could. x" Don’t do it! Embrace the sunshine! | |||
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"^^^Hello, above ![]() ![]() I'm heading to bed in a mo | |||
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"I'm watching the Villa Everton highlights. Everton were offside ![]() ![]() It would appear that way. | |||
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"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We don't have any spaffing shots but I'm going to get one, just for Rex ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jimothy. It's damn hot, isn't it? X Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. It's hot, hot, hot. I don't like it Jim. Please make it stop. I'd like some rain, thank you please x I would if I could. x Don’t do it! Embrace the sunshine!" No. I'm nocturnal. | |||
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"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Do it!!!! 2022 is the year he sees my bumhole & you covered in jizz ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Red, what's weird?" I don't know, Jimothy. What IS weird? X | |||
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"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What about a bumhole jizz shot? Or would a face full be better? Hmmmmmm ![]() | |||
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"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd do both, send them to Rex & let him decide ![]() | |||
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"Evening ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gatekeeper. Which film makes you a weeper? ![]() | |||
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"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ![]() ![]() Thanks stud ![]() | |||
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"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ![]() ![]() ![]() Dear Rex, Could you fix it for me to see you and Jim have a willy duel please? Thanks muchly x | |||
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"Red, what's weird? I don't know, Jimothy. What IS weird? X" Sweating away during an energy crisis. And why doesn't Rex show his bellend? x | |||
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"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bumhole jizz shot would be the icing on the cake. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jimothy. It's damn hot, isn't it? X Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. It's hot, hot, hot. I don't like it Jim. Please make it stop. I'd like some rain, thank you please x I would if I could. x Don’t do it! Embrace the sunshine! No. I'm nocturnal." Be a nocturnal sun whore like me | |||
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"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hahahaha. | |||
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"Evening Jimothy. It's damn hot, isn't it? X Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. It's hot, hot, hot. I don't like it Jim. Please make it stop. I'd like some rain, thank you please x I would if I could. x Don’t do it! Embrace the sunshine! No. I'm nocturnal. Be a nocturnal sun whore like me" It's not happening. | |||
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"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ![]() ![]() ![]() Do you mean docking? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Red, what's weird? I don't know, Jimothy. What IS weird? X Sweating away during an energy crisis. And why doesn't Rex show his bellend? x" A magician always leaves the crowd wanting more ![]() | |||
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"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll see what I can do! | |||
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"Red, what's weird? I don't know, Jimothy. What IS weird? X Sweating away during an energy crisis. And why doesn't Rex show his bellend? x" I know! The amount of sweat pouring from my menopausal brow today. Can we not save it, put it through de salination & hey presto! No need for hosepipe bans! | |||
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"If anyone is too hot they should try sleeping with a wet flannel inserted into the rectum. You might think I'm joking but I'm being very serious. I tried it last night and was surprised it worked. " That wasn’t a flannel ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Docking is more relaxing than duelling. Red wants to witness something more vigorous. | |||
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"If anyone is too hot they should try sleeping with a wet flannel inserted into the rectum. You might think I'm joking but I'm being very serious. I tried it last night and was surprised it worked. That wasn’t a flannel ![]() ![]() You're as smooth as the cucumber in Tesco | |||
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"If anyone is too hot they should try sleeping with a wet flannel inserted into the rectum. You might think I'm joking but I'm being very serious. I tried it last night and was surprised it worked. " Even better if you freeze it first x | |||
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"If anyone is too hot they should try sleeping with a wet flannel inserted into the rectum. You might think I'm joking but I'm being very serious. I tried it last night and was surprised it worked. That wasn’t a flannel ![]() ![]() Some cucumbers can be quite knobbly ![]() | |||
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"If anyone is too hot they should try sleeping with a wet flannel inserted into the rectum. You might think I'm joking but I'm being very serious. I tried it last night and was surprised it worked. " I did that, but I also had another cold wet flannel in my urethral meatus. | |||
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"Red, what's weird? I don't know, Jimothy. What IS weird? X Sweating away during an energy crisis. And why doesn't Rex show his bellend? x A magician always leaves the crowd wanting more ![]() (wand) | |||
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"Evening Jimothy. It's damn hot, isn't it? X Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. It's hot, hot, hot. I don't like it Jim. Please make it stop. I'd like some rain, thank you please x I would if I could. x Don’t do it! Embrace the sunshine! No. I'm nocturnal. Be a nocturnal sun whore like me It's not happening." Booooooo | |||
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"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Have you not seen two dudes docking? | |||
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"If anyone is too hot they should try sleeping with a wet flannel inserted into the rectum. You might think I'm joking but I'm being very serious. I tried it last night and was surprised it worked. " Can you demonstrate please? | |||
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"If anyone is too hot they should try sleeping with a wet flannel inserted into the rectum. You might think I'm joking but I'm being very serious. I tried it last night and was surprised it worked. That wasn’t a flannel ![]() ![]() ![]() That's usually Rex after he's had a wank with a cheese grater | |||
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"I googled docking. Nope. Not what I want. I want full on light sabre moves, complete with wooshing noises ![]() That's what I thought. | |||
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"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Clearly I haven't lived..... ![]() | |||
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"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Like pistols at dawn? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If anyone is too hot they should try sleeping with a wet flannel inserted into the rectum. You might think I'm joking but I'm being very serious. I tried it last night and was surprised it worked. That wasn’t a flannel ![]() ![]() I can’t afford Tesco ![]() | |||
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"I googled docking. Nope. Not what I want. I want full on light sabre moves, complete with wooshing noises ![]() You're doing it now, aren't you? ![]() | |||
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"If anyone is too hot they should try sleeping with a wet flannel inserted into the rectum. You might think I'm joking but I'm being very serious. I tried it last night and was surprised it worked. That wasn’t a flannel ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Jimbooooooo! I am on a packed and noisy train. Some boys are trying to translate gimp into Polish to impress their female companion. Any ideas? Mrs TMN x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Twist. Shout, CUCUMBERS! x | |||
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"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah! Fight over me with your meaty man wands! | |||
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"I googled docking. Nope. Not what I want. I want full on light sabre moves, complete with wooshing noises ![]() Jesus, you googled docking ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Jimbooooooo! I am on a packed and noisy train. Some boys are trying to translate gimp into Polish to impress their female companion. Any ideas? Mrs TMN x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Twist. Shout, CUCUMBERS! x" Ew, fucking hate cucumber ![]() | |||
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"If anyone is too hot they should try sleeping with a wet flannel inserted into the rectum. You might think I'm joking but I'm being very serious. I tried it last night and was surprised it worked. That wasn’t a flannel ![]() ![]() ![]() I use sandpaper actually. Gets the knobbly bits off better ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I googled docking. Nope. Not what I want. I want full on light sabre moves, complete with wooshing noises ![]() ![]() ![]() Rex, I have urban dictionary MOST things you say to me ![]() | |||
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"I want to watch Red watching some docking." I’d tribute a pic of Red watching a docking vid ![]() | |||
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"If anyone is too hot they should try sleeping with a wet flannel inserted into the rectum. You might think I'm joking but I'm being very serious. I tried it last night and was surprised it worked. That wasn’t a flannel ![]() ![]() ![]() It's okay, I have the yellow wrapped cucumbers from Asda too. | |||
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"Jimbooooooo! I am on a packed and noisy train. Some boys are trying to translate gimp into Polish to impress their female companion. Any ideas? Mrs TMN x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Twist. Shout, CUCUMBERS! x Not a fan of tzatziki then? Ew, fucking hate cucumber ![]() | |||
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"I googled docking. Nope. Not what I want. I want full on light sabre moves, complete with wooshing noises ![]() ![]() There's a reason I'm always slightly behind on the thread. | |||
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"I want to watch Red watching some docking. I’d tribute a pic of Red watching a docking vid ![]() Ewwwww! Gross!! Don't show me the baby batter!!!!! | |||
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"I want to watch Red watching some docking. I’d tribute a pic of Red watching a docking vid ![]() Fuck sake ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Take a look on a porn site. | |||
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"Rex, let's fight. ![]() Fight fight fight fight | |||
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"Jimbooooooo! I am on a packed and noisy train. Some boys are trying to translate gimp into Polish to impress their female companion. Any ideas? Mrs TMN x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Twist. Shout, CUCUMBERS! x Ew, fucking hate cucumber ![]() It's okay, Rex and myself also shop at Asda. | |||
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"I want to watch Red watching some docking. I’d tribute a pic of Red watching a docking vid ![]() ![]() ![]() I've got no trousers on. | |||
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"Rex, let's fight. ![]() Yeah! | |||
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"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre? " As long as it’s cucumber granita | |||
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"Rex, let's fight. ![]() Aldi car park? | |||
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"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre? " I'm so up for this! C'mon boys. Don't let us girls down. X | |||
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"Watching a film, licking my wounds and drinking a homemade strawberry smoothie." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, So Scandalous. Are you okay? | |||
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"Rex, let's fight. ![]() No, Volupta Villa!!!! ![]() | |||
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"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre? As long as it’s cucumber granita" GET OUT | |||
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"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre? As long as it’s cucumber granita" That would be most refreshing right about now x | |||
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"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre? " You could sell popcorn, if you know what I mean? ![]() | |||
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"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre? I'm so up for this! C'mon boys. Don't let us girls down. X" Yes! Can we be naked? Or have I taken this too far? ![]() | |||
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"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre? As long as it’s cucumber granita GET OUT" So that’s a no then? | |||
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"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre? I'm so up for this! C'mon boys. Don't let us girls down. X Yes! Can we be naked? Or have I taken this too far? ![]() I'll be naked, it might put them off their stroke ![]() | |||
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"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre? I'm so up for this! C'mon boys. Don't let us girls down. X Yes! Can we be naked? Or have I taken this too far? ![]() ![]() No vomming with you naked Mrs KC! X | |||
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"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre? I'm so up for this! C'mon boys. Don't let us girls down. X Yes! Can we be naked? Or have I taken this too far? ![]() ![]() No nakedness! That’s distracting! | |||
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"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre? I'm so up for this! C'mon boys. Don't let us girls down. X Yes! Can we be naked? Or have I taken this too far? ![]() ![]() I'm already naked! | |||
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"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre? I'm so up for this! C'mon boys. Don't let us girls down. X Yes! Can we be naked? Or have I taken this too far? ![]() ![]() You've not seen me naked ![]() | |||
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"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre? I'm so up for this! C'mon boys. Don't let us girls down. X Yes! Can we be naked? Or have I taken this too far? ![]() ![]() Mwah ha ha ha, that's the plan! | |||
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"Rex, let's fight. ![]() ![]() I don’t speak Latin ![]() | |||
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"Watching a film, licking my wounds and drinking a homemade strawberry smoothie. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, So Scandalous. Are you okay?" Yeah Jim. Just fed up of having my time wasted. | |||
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"I’m getting blood in it and there’s no sign of James. Has he bottled it? ![]() He's treating himself to a sit down wee. Why don't you capture the moment for posterity & stick it in my box? ![]() | |||
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"I’m getting blood in it and there’s no sign of James. Has he bottled it? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Watching a film, licking my wounds and drinking a homemade strawberry smoothie. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, So Scandalous. Are you okay? Yeah Jim. Just fed up of having my time wasted." I know that feeling. | |||
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"I’m getting blood in it and there’s no sign of James. Has he bottled it? ![]() ![]() Hang on what are we sticking in your box?? | |||
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"I’m getting blood in it and there’s no sign of James. Has he bottled it? ![]() ![]() I said getting not gotten ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evening all. Has no-one thought to start a wager on this Docking Duel? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Right, Jimothy et al. I'm going to wallow in a very cool bath for a while before I go to bed. Happy Witching Hour ![]() Happy midnight hour. ![]() | |||
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"I’m getting blood in it and there’s no sign of James. Has he bottled it? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh Rex, do you want me to whisper in your ear, pressing my ample bosom against your chest? Would that fill up the chamber any quicker? ![]() | |||
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