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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop

. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos

. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim

Pxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.•°°"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. You are tonight's ¹st Princess to post, congratulations.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Footballs on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Pxx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, Lady P. Happy Saturday. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howdy partners

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Footballs on"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Colgate. I've got Match of the Day on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Howdy partners "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Pimpernel. What's your favourite smell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Howdy partners

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Pimpernel. What's your favourite smell?"

The smell of dipping your hand into your y fronts to relieve your itch on a hot Summers day, whilst simultaneously eat prawn cocktail crisps.

Reminds me of Sportsdirect clothing.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Footballs on

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Colgate. I've got Match of the Day on."

Who’d be a Utd fan tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Howdy partners

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Pimpernel. What's your favourite smell?

The smell of dipping your hand into your y fronts to relieve your itch on a hot Summers day, whilst simultaneously eat prawn cocktail crisps.

Reminds me of Sportsdirect clothing."

Sporty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Footballs on

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Colgate. I've got Match of the Day on.

Who’d be a Utd fan tonight "

I know. What has happened to Manchester United?

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop

. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos

. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Bon soire James

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop

. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos

. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Bon soire James"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan.

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop

. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos

. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Bon soire James

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan."

Good evening to you sir

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By *axBonkersMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

Yo, yo, yo

With this heat it could be a long long night.

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Yo, yo, yo

With this heat it could be a long long night."

That is not a bad thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop

. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos

. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Bon soire James

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan.

Good evening to you sir"

How are you?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Footballs on

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Colgate. I've got Match of the Day on.

Who’d be a Utd fan tonight

I know. What has happened to Manchester United?"

No spoilers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yo, yo, yo

With this heat it could be a long long night."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and yo, yo, yo. Welcome to The Nocturnal Show. Smileyface

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop

. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos

. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Bon soire James

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan.

Good evening to you sir

How are you?"

Gravy baby. Another year older tomorrow, one of the few enjoying the weather. How about you mate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Footballs on

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Colgate. I've got Match of the Day on.

Who’d be a Utd fan tonight

I know. What has happened to Manchester United?

No spoilers

Haha.

On the flip side, what a day to be a Brentford fan.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. Today, horse riding got cancelled because it's too hot for the horses so we went swimming and then went for a giant ice cream.

Tranmere won 3-0 today, which is good too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop

. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos

. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Bon soire James

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan.

Good evening to you sir

How are you?

Gravy baby. Another year older tomorrow, one of the few enjoying the weather. How about you mate?"

I'm not too bad. I'm not really enjoying the weather. But it won't last.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Footballs on

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Colgate. I've got Match of the Day on.

Who’d be a Utd fan tonight

I know. What has happened to Manchester United?

No spoilers

Haha.

On the flip side, what a day to be a Brentford fan."

I have to grudgingly give the bus stop in Hounslow credit

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop

. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos

. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Bon soire James

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan.

Good evening to you sir

How are you?

Gravy baby. Another year older tomorrow, one of the few enjoying the weather. How about you mate?

I'm not too bad. I'm not really enjoying the weather. But it won't last."

Why are you not enjoying the weather Jim?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. Today, horse riding got cancelled because it's too hot for the horses so we went swimming and then went for a giant ice cream.

Tranmere won 3-0 today, which is good too

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Shrewsbury Flower Show had to postpone the fireworks yesterday and today. How big is a giant ice cream?

Well done Tranmere with an n. Shrewsbury won at Wycombe.

And Villa beat Everton.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop

. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos

. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Bon soire James

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan.

Good evening to you sir

How are you?

Gravy baby. Another year older tomorrow, one of the few enjoying the weather. How about you mate?

I'm not too bad. I'm not really enjoying the weather. But it won't last.

Why are you not enjoying the weather Jim?"

It makes me feel borderline ill. I haven't eaten anything today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Footballs on

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Colgate. I've got Match of the Day on.

Who’d be a Utd fan tonight

I know. What has happened to Manchester United?

No spoilers

Haha.

On the flip side, what a day to be a Brentford fan.

I have to grudgingly give the bus stop in Hounslow credit "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Max. He's bonkers in Doncaster.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. Today, horse riding got cancelled because it's too hot for the horses so we went swimming and then went for a giant ice cream.

Tranmere won 3-0 today, which is good too

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Shrewsbury Flower Show had to postpone the fireworks yesterday and today. How big is a giant ice cream?

Well done Tranmere with an n. Shrewsbury won at Wycombe.

And Villa beat Everton.

Did you go to Shrewsbury Flower Show? Sounds floral

Well done all of our teams. And Brentford. We have to say well done to Brentford

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim,

Got in early tonight, as last night, it was later & I nodded off before you got back to me.

How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. Today, horse riding got cancelled because it's too hot for the horses so we went swimming and then went for a giant ice cream.

Tranmere won 3-0 today, which is good too

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Shrewsbury Flower Show had to postpone the fireworks yesterday and today. How big is a giant ice cream?

Well done Tranmere with an n. Shrewsbury won at Wycombe.

And Villa beat Everton.

Did you go to Shrewsbury Flower Show? Sounds floral

Well done all of our teams. And Brentford. We have to say well done to Brentford

I didn't. It looks really good. I'm just not into flowers enough for the price of a ticket. Plus today I've been on my bed all day, I didn't want to move.

Well done Brentford!

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop

. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos

. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Bon soire James

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan.

Good evening to you sir

How are you?

Gravy baby. Another year older tomorrow, one of the few enjoying the weather. How about you mate?

I'm not too bad. I'm not really enjoying the weather. But it won't last.

Why are you not enjoying the weather Jim?

It makes me feel borderline ill. I haven't eaten anything today."

That’s not good mate. Eat something man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim,

Got in early tonight, as last night, it was later & I nodded off before you got back to me.

How are you?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain.

You early bird.

I'm okay, not enjoying the heat, but I'm okay. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop

. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos

. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Bon soire James

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan.

Good evening to you sir

How are you?

Gravy baby. Another year older tomorrow, one of the few enjoying the weather. How about you mate?

I'm not too bad. I'm not really enjoying the weather. But it won't last.

Why are you not enjoying the weather Jim?

It makes me feel borderline ill. I haven't eaten anything today.

That’s not good mate. Eat something man! "

I don't want to eat anything.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. Today, horse riding got cancelled because it's too hot for the horses so we went swimming and then went for a giant ice cream.

Tranmere won 3-0 today, which is good too

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Shrewsbury Flower Show had to postpone the fireworks yesterday and today. How big is a giant ice cream?

Well done Tranmere with an n. Shrewsbury won at Wycombe.

And Villa beat Everton.

Did you go to Shrewsbury Flower Show? Sounds floral

Well done all of our teams. And Brentford. We have to say well done to Brentford

I didn't. It looks really good. I'm just not into flowers enough for the price of a ticket. Plus today I've been on my bed all day, I didn't want to move.

Well done Brentford!"

Oh Jim

Is there anywhere near Shrewsbury where you can safely go for a dip to cool down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim, really hot in Suffolk today and I’m sporting the most uneven tan ever

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Good Eeeevening Jim,

Got in early tonight, as last night, it was later & I nodded off before you got back to me.

How are you?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain.

You early bird.

I'm okay, not enjoying the heat, but I'm okay. How are you?"

Just chilling tonight, watching YouTube vids. Cool inside my house. Back at the shop today after 12 days away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. Today, horse riding got cancelled because it's too hot for the horses so we went swimming and then went for a giant ice cream.

Tranmere won 3-0 today, which is good too

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Shrewsbury Flower Show had to postpone the fireworks yesterday and today. How big is a giant ice cream?

Well done Tranmere with an n. Shrewsbury won at Wycombe.

And Villa beat Everton.

Did you go to Shrewsbury Flower Show? Sounds floral

Well done all of our teams. And Brentford. We have to say well done to Brentford

I didn't. It looks really good. I'm just not into flowers enough for the price of a ticket. Plus today I've been on my bed all day, I didn't want to move.

Well done Brentford!

Oh Jim

Is there anywhere near Shrewsbury where you can safely go for a dip to cool down? "

There is, but it's a bit of a faff to get there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, really hot in Suffolk today and I’m sporting the most uneven tan ever

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bod.

I'm a big fan of uneven suntans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim,

Got in early tonight, as last night, it was later & I nodded off before you got back to me.

How are you?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain.

You early bird.

I'm okay, not enjoying the heat, but I'm okay. How are you?

Just chilling tonight, watching YouTube vids. Cool inside my house. Back at the shop today after 12 days away."

I'm glad you're fit enough to be back at the shop.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Evening Jimothy.

It's damn hot, isn't it? X

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Evening Jimothy.

It's damn hot, isn't it? X"

No! It’s pleasantly warm!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jimothy.

It's damn hot, isn't it? X"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.

It's hot, hot, hot.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

^^^Hello, above

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jimothy.

It's damn hot, isn't it? X

No! It’s pleasantly warm!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"^^^Hello, above

Hello!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Good Eeeevening Jim,

Got in early tonight, as last night, it was later & I nodded off before you got back to me.

How are you?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain.

You early bird.

I'm okay, not enjoying the heat, but I'm okay. How are you?

Just chilling tonight, watching YouTube vids. Cool inside my house. Back at the shop today after 12 days away.

I'm glad you're fit enough to be back at the shop."

I still have a chest infection but on meds. It's a recurring issue, made worse by strong perfumes, scents, even aerosols. In the shop today, a female's perfume triggered my cough and she went nuts shouting and accusing me of being a Covid "Spreader", in front of customers. Colleagues defended me and she was escorted out. Fact is I'm covid free.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm watching the Villa Everton highlights.

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"^^^Hello, above

Hello!"

Hello!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm watching the Villa Everton highlights."

Everton were offside

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Evening Jimothy.

It's damn hot, isn't it? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.

It's hot, hot, hot."

I don't like it Jim.

Please make it stop.

I'd like some rain, thank you please x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"^^^Hello, above

Hello KC!

How do? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, really hot in Suffolk today and I’m sporting the most uneven tan ever

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bod.

I'm a big fan of uneven suntans."

Everyone loves chi chi the panda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everybody!!

I hope you've all has a glorious day.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"^^^Hello, above

Hello KC!

How do? Xx"

Mild to moderate. It's been a funny few weeks

How's you?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"^^^Hello, above

Hello!

Hello!"

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm watching the Villa Everton highlights.

Everton were offside

No goal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jimothy.

It's damn hot, isn't it? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.

It's hot, hot, hot.

I don't like it Jim.

Please make it stop.

I'd like some rain, thank you please x"

I would if I could. x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

*Waves action shot pic under nose*

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'm watching the Villa Everton highlights.

Everton were offside

No goal."

The Toffees appear to be starting the way they mean to go on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, really hot in Suffolk today and I’m sporting the most uneven tan ever

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bod.

I'm a big fan of uneven suntans.

Everyone loves chi chi the panda

(panda)

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"^^^Hello, above

Hello KC!

How do? Xx

Mild to moderate. It's been a funny few weeks

How's you?"

Yeah, same. Weird times.

I'm rather too hot & hoping I'll be able to sleep tonight. X

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

*Waves action shot pic under nose*

Byeeeeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening everybody!!

I hope you've all has a glorious day. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon.

I'm all the better for seeing you.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Good evening everybody!!

I hope you've all has a glorious day. "

Hello Lemon. How the hell are you, m'dear? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rex. You are the sex.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

*Waves action shot pic under nose*

Byeeeeeeeeeeee

See, I don't do that, Rex. I've too much CLASS

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Evening Jimothy.

It's damn hot, isn't it? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.

It's hot, hot, hot.

I don't like it Jim.

Please make it stop.

I'd like some rain, thank you please x

I would if I could. x"

Don’t do it! Embrace the sunshine!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"^^^Hello, above

Hello KC!

How do? Xx

Mild to moderate. It's been a funny few weeks

How's you?

Yeah, same. Weird times.

I'm rather too hot & hoping I'll be able to sleep tonight. X

I'm heading to bed in a mo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm watching the Villa Everton highlights.

Everton were offside

No goal.

The Toffees appear to be starting the way they mean to go on

It would appear that way.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

*Waves action shot pic under nose*

Byeeeeeeeeeeee

See, I don't do that, Rex. I've too much CLASS

We don't have any spaffing shots but I'm going to get one, just for Rex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

*Waves action shot pic under nose*

Byeeeeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jimothy.

It's damn hot, isn't it? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.

It's hot, hot, hot.

I don't like it Jim.

Please make it stop.

I'd like some rain, thank you please x

I would if I could. x

Don’t do it! Embrace the sunshine!"

No. I'm nocturnal.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

*Waves action shot pic under nose*

Byeeeeeeeeeeee

See, I don't do that, Rex. I've too much CLASS

We don't have any spaffing shots but I'm going to get one, just for Rex

Do it!!!! 2022 is the year he sees my bumhole & you covered in jizz

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Red, what's weird?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

*Waves action shot pic under nose*

Byeeeeeeeeeeee

See, I don't do that, Rex. I've too much CLASS

We don't have any spaffing shots but I'm going to get one, just for Rex

Do it!!!! 2022 is the year he sees my bumhole & you covered in jizz

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Red, what's weird?"

I don't know, Jimothy. What IS weird? X

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

*Waves action shot pic under nose*

Byeeeeeeeeeeee

See, I don't do that, Rex. I've too much CLASS

We don't have any spaffing shots but I'm going to get one, just for Rex

Do it!!!! 2022 is the year he sees my bumhole & you covered in jizz

What about a bumhole jizz shot? Or would a face full be better? Hmmmmmm

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

*Waves action shot pic under nose*

Byeeeeeeeeeeee

See, I don't do that, Rex. I've too much CLASS

We don't have any spaffing shots but I'm going to get one, just for Rex

Do it!!!! 2022 is the year he sees my bumhole & you covered in jizz

What about a bumhole jizz shot? Or would a face full be better? Hmmmmmm

I'd do both, send them to Rex & let him decide

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gatekeeper. Which film makes you a weeper?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rex. You are the sex."

Thanks stud

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rex. You are the sex.

Thanks stud

Dear Rex,

Could you fix it for me to see you and Jim have a willy duel please?

Thanks muchly x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red, what's weird?

I don't know, Jimothy. What IS weird? X"

Sweating away during an energy crisis. And why doesn't Rex show his bellend? x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

*Waves action shot pic under nose*

Byeeeeeeeeeeee

See, I don't do that, Rex. I've too much CLASS

We don't have any spaffing shots but I'm going to get one, just for Rex

Do it!!!! 2022 is the year he sees my bumhole & you covered in jizz

What about a bumhole jizz shot? Or would a face full be better? Hmmmmmm

I'd do both, send them to Rex & let him decide

Bumhole jizz shot would be the icing on the cake.

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Evening Jimothy.

It's damn hot, isn't it? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.

It's hot, hot, hot.

I don't like it Jim.

Please make it stop.

I'd like some rain, thank you please x

I would if I could. x

Don’t do it! Embrace the sunshine!

No. I'm nocturnal."

Be a nocturnal sun whore like me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rex. You are the sex.

Thanks stud

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

*Waves action shot pic under nose*

Byeeeeeeeeeeee

See, I don't do that, Rex. I've too much CLASS

We don't have any spaffing shots but I'm going to get one, just for Rex

Do it!!!! 2022 is the year he sees my bumhole & you covered in jizz

What about a bumhole jizz shot? Or would a face full be better? Hmmmmmm

I'd do both, send them to Rex & let him decide

Bumhole jizz shot would be the icing on the cake.

Hahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jimothy.

It's damn hot, isn't it? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.

It's hot, hot, hot.

I don't like it Jim.

Please make it stop.

I'd like some rain, thank you please x

I would if I could. x

Don’t do it! Embrace the sunshine!

No. I'm nocturnal.

Be a nocturnal sun whore like me"

It's not happening.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rex. You are the sex.

Thanks stud

Dear Rex,

Could you fix it for me to see you and Jim have a willy duel please?

Thanks muchly x"

Do you mean docking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone is too hot they should try sleeping with a wet flannel inserted into the rectum.

You might think I'm joking but I'm being very serious. I tried it last night and was surprised it worked.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Red, what's weird?

I don't know, Jimothy. What IS weird? X

Sweating away during an energy crisis. And why doesn't Rex show his bellend? x"

A magician always leaves the crowd wanting more

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

*Waves action shot pic under nose*

Byeeeeeeeeeeee

See, I don't do that, Rex. I've too much CLASS

We don't have any spaffing shots but I'm going to get one, just for Rex

Do it!!!! 2022 is the year he sees my bumhole & you covered in jizz

What about a bumhole jizz shot? Or would a face full be better? Hmmmmmm

I'd do both, send them to Rex & let him decide

Bumhole jizz shot would be the icing on the cake.

I'll see what I can do!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Red, what's weird?

I don't know, Jimothy. What IS weird? X

Sweating away during an energy crisis. And why doesn't Rex show his bellend? x"

I know!

The amount of sweat pouring from my menopausal brow today. Can we not save it, put it through de salination & hey presto! No need for hosepipe bans!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"If anyone is too hot they should try sleeping with a wet flannel inserted into the rectum.

You might think I'm joking but I'm being very serious. I tried it last night and was surprised it worked. "

That wasn’t a flannel

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rex. You are the sex.

Thanks stud

Dear Rex,

Could you fix it for me to see you and Jim have a willy duel please?

Thanks muchly x

Do you mean docking?

There's a word for it?

I thought I'd invented a new sport

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rex. You are the sex.

Thanks stud

Dear Rex,

Could you fix it for me to see you and Jim have a willy duel please?

Thanks muchly x

Do you mean docking?

Docking is more relaxing than duelling. Red wants to witness something more vigorous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone is too hot they should try sleeping with a wet flannel inserted into the rectum.

You might think I'm joking but I'm being very serious. I tried it last night and was surprised it worked.

That wasn’t a flannel

You're as smooth as the cucumber in Tesco

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"If anyone is too hot they should try sleeping with a wet flannel inserted into the rectum.

You might think I'm joking but I'm being very serious. I tried it last night and was surprised it worked. "

Even better if you freeze it first x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"If anyone is too hot they should try sleeping with a wet flannel inserted into the rectum.

You might think I'm joking but I'm being very serious. I tried it last night and was surprised it worked.

That wasn’t a flannel

You're as smooth as the cucumber in Tesco"

Some cucumbers can be quite knobbly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anyone is too hot they should try sleeping with a wet flannel inserted into the rectum.

You might think I'm joking but I'm being very serious. I tried it last night and was surprised it worked. "

I did that, but I also had another cold wet flannel in my urethral meatus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red, what's weird?

I don't know, Jimothy. What IS weird? X

Sweating away during an energy crisis. And why doesn't Rex show his bellend? x

A magician always leaves the crowd wanting more

(wand)

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I googled docking.

Nope. Not what I want.

I want full on light sabre moves, complete with wooshing noises

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Evening Jimothy.

It's damn hot, isn't it? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.

It's hot, hot, hot.

I don't like it Jim.

Please make it stop.

I'd like some rain, thank you please x

I would if I could. x

Don’t do it! Embrace the sunshine!

No. I'm nocturnal.

Be a nocturnal sun whore like me

It's not happening."

Booooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rex. You are the sex.

Thanks stud

Dear Rex,

Could you fix it for me to see you and Jim have a willy duel please?

Thanks muchly x

Do you mean docking?

There's a word for it?

I thought I'd invented a new sport

Have you not seen two dudes docking?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Jimbooooooo! I am on a packed and noisy train. Some boys are trying to translate gimp into Polish to impress their female companion. Any ideas?

Mrs TMN x

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"If anyone is too hot they should try sleeping with a wet flannel inserted into the rectum.

You might think I'm joking but I'm being very serious. I tried it last night and was surprised it worked. "

Can you demonstrate please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone is too hot they should try sleeping with a wet flannel inserted into the rectum.

You might think I'm joking but I'm being very serious. I tried it last night and was surprised it worked.

That wasn’t a flannel

You're as smooth as the cucumber in Tesco

Some cucumbers can be quite knobbly

That's usually Rex after he's had a wank with a cheese grater

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I googled docking.

Nope. Not what I want.

I want full on light sabre moves, complete with wooshing noises

That's what I thought.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rex. You are the sex.

Thanks stud

Dear Rex,

Could you fix it for me to see you and Jim have a willy duel please?

Thanks muchly x

Do you mean docking?

There's a word for it?

I thought I'd invented a new sport

Have you not seen two dudes docking?"

Clearly I haven't lived.....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rex. You are the sex.

Thanks stud

Dear Rex,

Could you fix it for me to see you and Jim have a willy duel please?

Thanks muchly x

Do you mean docking?

Docking is more relaxing than duelling. Red wants to witness something more vigorous."

Like pistols at dawn?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"If anyone is too hot they should try sleeping with a wet flannel inserted into the rectum.

You might think I'm joking but I'm being very serious. I tried it last night and was surprised it worked.

That wasn’t a flannel

You're as smooth as the cucumber in Tesco"

I can’t afford Tesco

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I googled docking.

Nope. Not what I want.

I want full on light sabre moves, complete with wooshing noises

That's what I thought."

You're doing it now, aren't you?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"If anyone is too hot they should try sleeping with a wet flannel inserted into the rectum.

You might think I'm joking but I'm being very serious. I tried it last night and was surprised it worked.

That wasn’t a flannel

You're as smooth as the cucumber in Tesco

Some cucumbers can be quite knobbly

That's usually Rex after he's had a wank with a cheese grater "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jimbooooooo! I am on a packed and noisy train. Some boys are trying to translate gimp into Polish to impress their female companion. Any ideas?

Mrs TMN x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Twist. Shout, CUCUMBERS! x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rex. You are the sex.

Thanks stud

Dear Rex,

Could you fix it for me to see you and Jim have a willy duel please?

Thanks muchly x

Do you mean docking?

Docking is more relaxing than duelling. Red wants to witness something more vigorous.

Like pistols at dawn?

Yeah! Fight over me with your meaty man wands!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I googled docking.

Nope. Not what I want.

I want full on light sabre moves, complete with wooshing noises

Jesus, you googled docking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I want to watch Red watching some docking.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Jimbooooooo! I am on a packed and noisy train. Some boys are trying to translate gimp into Polish to impress their female companion. Any ideas?

Mrs TMN x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Twist. Shout, CUCUMBERS! x"

Ew, fucking hate cucumber

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"If anyone is too hot they should try sleeping with a wet flannel inserted into the rectum.

You might think I'm joking but I'm being very serious. I tried it last night and was surprised it worked.

That wasn’t a flannel

You're as smooth as the cucumber in Tesco

Some cucumbers can be quite knobbly

That's usually Rex after he's had a wank with a cheese grater "

I use sandpaper actually. Gets the knobbly bits off better

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I googled docking.

Nope. Not what I want.

I want full on light sabre moves, complete with wooshing noises

Jesus, you googled docking

Rex, I have urban dictionary MOST things you say to me

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I want to watch Red watching some docking."

I’d tribute a pic of Red watching a docking vid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anyone is too hot they should try sleeping with a wet flannel inserted into the rectum.

You might think I'm joking but I'm being very serious. I tried it last night and was surprised it worked.

That wasn’t a flannel

You're as smooth as the cucumber in Tesco

I can’t afford Tesco

It's okay, I have the yellow wrapped cucumbers from Asda too.

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Jimbooooooo! I am on a packed and noisy train. Some boys are trying to translate gimp into Polish to impress their female companion. Any ideas?

Mrs TMN x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Twist. Shout, CUCUMBERS! x

Not a fan of tzatziki then?

Ew, fucking hate cucumber

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I googled docking.

Nope. Not what I want.

I want full on light sabre moves, complete with wooshing noises

That's what I thought.

You're doing it now, aren't you?

There's a reason I'm always slightly behind on the thread.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I want to watch Red watching some docking.

I’d tribute a pic of Red watching a docking vid

Ewwwww! Gross!! Don't show me the baby batter!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Rex, let's fight.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I want to watch Red watching some docking.

I’d tribute a pic of Red watching a docking vid

Ewwwww! Gross!! Don't show me the baby batter!!!!! "

Fuck sake

had my undies down and everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/08/22 23:41:46]"

Twonk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rex. You are the sex.

Thanks stud

Dear Rex,

Could you fix it for me to see you and Jim have a willy duel please?

Thanks muchly x

Do you mean docking?

There's a word for it?

I thought I'd invented a new sport

Have you not seen two dudes docking?

Clearly I haven't lived.....

Take a look on a porn site.

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Rex, let's fight.

Fight fight fight fight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to watch Red watching some docking.

I’d tribute a pic of Red watching a docking vid

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Watching a film, licking my wounds and drinking a homemade strawberry smoothie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jimbooooooo! I am on a packed and noisy train. Some boys are trying to translate gimp into Polish to impress their female companion. Any ideas?

Mrs TMN x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Twist. Shout, CUCUMBERS! x

Ew, fucking hate cucumber

It's okay, Rex and myself also shop at Asda.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to watch Red watching some docking.

I’d tribute a pic of Red watching a docking vid

Ewwwww! Gross!! Don't show me the baby batter!!!!!

Fuck sake

had my undies down and everything

I've got no trousers on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rex, let's fight.

Fight fight fight fight"

Yeah!

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre? "

As long as it’s cucumber granita

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Rex, let's fight.

Aldi car park?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre? "

I'm so up for this!

C'mon boys. Don't let us girls down. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Watching a film, licking my wounds and drinking a homemade strawberry smoothie."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, So Scandalous. Are you okay?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Rex, let's fight.

Aldi car park? "

No, Volupta Villa!!!!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre?

As long as it’s cucumber granita"

GET OUT

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre?

As long as it’s cucumber granita"

That would be most refreshing right about now x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre? "

You could sell popcorn, if you know what I mean?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre?

I'm so up for this!

C'mon boys. Don't let us girls down. X"

Yes! Can we be naked? Or have I taken this too far?

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre?

As long as it’s cucumber granita

GET OUT"

So that’s a no then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Up the Villa!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre?

I'm so up for this!

C'mon boys. Don't let us girls down. X

Yes! Can we be naked? Or have I taken this too far?

I'll be naked, it might put them off their stroke

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre?

I'm so up for this!

C'mon boys. Don't let us girls down. X

Yes! Can we be naked? Or have I taken this too far?

I'll be naked, it might put them off their stroke

No vomming with you naked Mrs KC! X

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre?

I'm so up for this!

C'mon boys. Don't let us girls down. X

Yes! Can we be naked? Or have I taken this too far?

I'll be naked, it might put them off their stroke

No nakedness! That’s distracting!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre?

I'm so up for this!

C'mon boys. Don't let us girls down. X

Yes! Can we be naked? Or have I taken this too far?

I'll be naked, it might put them off their stroke

I'm already naked!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre?

I'm so up for this!

C'mon boys. Don't let us girls down. X

Yes! Can we be naked? Or have I taken this too far?

I'll be naked, it might put them off their stroke

No vomming with you naked Mrs KC! X"

You've not seen me naked

*Jiggles belly*

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre?

I'm so up for this!

C'mon boys. Don't let us girls down. X

Yes! Can we be naked? Or have I taken this too far?

I'll be naked, it might put them off their stroke

No nakedness! That’s distracting!"

Mwah ha ha ha, that's the plan!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Naked. ^

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Rex, let's fight.

Aldi car park?

No, Volupta Villa!!!!

I don’t speak Latin

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Defo up for this fight! I can do refreshments? Sell those wee pots of ice cream from a tray round my neck like in the theatre?

I'm so up for this!

C'mon boys. Don't let us girls down. X

Yes! Can we be naked? Or have I taken this too far?

I'll be naked, it might put them off their stroke

No nakedness! That’s distracting!

Mwah ha ha ha, that's the plan! "

Noooooo! Donmt do it!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’m getting blood in it and there’s no sign of James. Has he bottled it?

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Watching a film, licking my wounds and drinking a homemade strawberry smoothie.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, So Scandalous. Are you okay?"

Yeah Jim. Just fed up of having my time wasted.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I’m getting blood in it and there’s no sign of James. Has he bottled it?

He's treating himself to a sit down wee. Why don't you capture the moment for posterity & stick it in my box?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m getting blood in it and there’s no sign of James. Has he bottled it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Watching a film, licking my wounds and drinking a homemade strawberry smoothie.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, So Scandalous. Are you okay?

Yeah Jim. Just fed up of having my time wasted."

I know that feeling.

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"I’m getting blood in it and there’s no sign of James. Has he bottled it?

He's treating himself to a sit down wee. Why don't you capture the moment for posterity & stick it in my box?

Hang on what are we sticking in your box??

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m getting blood in it and there’s no sign of James. Has he bottled it?

He's treating himself to a sit down wee. Why don't you capture the moment for posterity & stick it in my box?

I said getting not gotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all. Has no-one thought to start a wager on this Docking Duel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

CUCUMBERS!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Right, Jimothy et al. I'm going to wallow in a very cool bath for a while before I go to bed.

Happy Witching Hour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all. Has no-one thought to start a wager on this Docking Duel?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right, Jimothy et al. I'm going to wallow in a very cool bath for a while before I go to bed.

Happy Witching Hour

Happy midnight hour.

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over a year ago

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"CUCUMBERS!"

175

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I’m getting blood in it and there’s no sign of James. Has he bottled it?

He's treating himself to a sit down wee. Why don't you capture the moment for posterity & stick it in my box?

I said getting not gotten

Oh Rex, do you want me to whisper in your ear, pressing my ample bosom against your chest? Would that fill up the chamber any quicker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim. So I've arrived too late for the willy fight then?

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over a year ago

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