FabSwingers.com forum: How's you?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't know why nothing dries my vagina up quite as quick as that phrase

Except maybe "trouble". Either being called it or asked if I'm staying out of it. Serious ick.

What are your "please god no, my vag can't take it" phrases??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How you doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're the most beautiful this n that, over complementing puts me off. Bitch please, see me first thing in the morning, then say it to me again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t be shy

Trouble, naughty, babe, hun….. etc

Fancy a chat

Can I ask you a question

2 words -You interested (from a profile with no pics or bio)

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Babe or baby from someone much younger than me

Mmmmmmm

Wuu2?

You free now ?

Can I ask you a question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compliments

You seem fun

Hey, so I'm in your area...

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Acht, I don’t think it's the worst 2 words that can be sent in an opening message.

If I checked the profile and liked what I saw, I could work with it

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We've had worse!

"Owz u"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are u?"

..They probably mean my ancestry, but perhaps don't get into that with the first message ..& articulate it like how arnold talked to the alien at the end of the predator film . (.."what the hell are you?"..)

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

It's up there with "we was" no, just no.

I hate: I know you're not meeting men but...

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By *heshire-cat74Woman
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

Fancy a fuck

I'm stopped for the night in a lay-by

Have u ever had sex in a truck

I'm all alone in my hotel room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are your "please god no, my vag can't take it" phrases?? "

Vag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's your weekend? He could look like a a Hemsworth and still my clunge would bang shut.

Also "wow" doesn't.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"2 words -You interested (from a profile with no pics or bio)"

This is going to sound like a Monty Python sketch but...

You're lucky to get two. I often just get the one word message ...

Fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well OP, How’s about a good old fashioned reincarnation comment to get the conversation flowing

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm gonna" (insert badly written porn here)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm gonna" (insert badly written porn here)"

I read that as poem for a moment. Thought you were being a bit harsh.

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By *hillenCouple
over a year ago

Borehamwood

"when can I fuck your slut". Some people seem to think because she's black she'll fuck anyone just like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must

Not

Press

Send

Must

Not

Press

I’m trying

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Pretty much any form of communication that reads like it was typed out by someone wearing mittens.

Also, any sort of message that immediately mentions my cock or ass and what they'd like to do to it.

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

‘Who’s you babe’…

erm no - check your spelling and I’m not your babe.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

""I'm gonna" (insert badly written porn here)

I read that as poem for a moment. Thought you were being a bit harsh.

Nah. I mean stuff like "you're gonna squirt so much that the whole of Manchester will be flooded, just at the sight of my glorious cock" (although probably not that well written)

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Being called 'young lady', I'm sixty flaming five.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

U enjoying the sun hun what u up to

Any naughty plans for today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty much any form of communication that reads like it was typed out by someone wearing mittens.

also this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm gonna" (insert badly written porn here)

I read that as poem for a moment. Thought you were being a bit harsh.

Nah. I mean stuff like "you're gonna squirt so much that the whole of Manchester will be flooded, just at the sight of my glorious cock" (although probably not that well written)"

That was quite poetic.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

""What are u?"

Just wow at that ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you wearing as a opening statement. Do you lie or be direct.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"Don't know why nothing dries my vagina up quite as quick as that phrase

Except maybe "trouble". Either being called it or asked if I'm staying out of it. Serious ick.

What are your "please god no, my vag can't take it" phrases?? "

Same here along with How’s you babe grrrr!! and WUU2, why don’t they save the finger work and don’t bother sending that message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being called 'young lady', I'm sixty flaming five.

Oh yes, I HATE young lady

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'm here for the week with work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babe or baby from someone much younger than me

Mmmmmmm

Wuu2?

You free now ?

Can I ask you a question "

All of these for sure but the “can I ask you a question” one straight up infuriates me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't know why nothing dries my vagina up quite as quick as that phrase

Except maybe "trouble". Either being called it or asked if I'm staying out of it. Serious ick.

What are your "please god no, my vag can't take it" phrases?? "

Will you role-play being my Mum/Auntie.

Yeah, I'll role play - 'I brought you into the world and I will take you out of it, now fuck off before I tell your father'

#Block

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Being called 'young lady', I'm sixty flaming five.

Oh yes, I HATE young lady "

It's so patronising and not complimentary.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Being called 'young lady', I'm sixty flaming five.

Oh yes, I HATE young lady

It's so patronising and not complimentary. "

It reminds me of being scolded at school

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

'Nice tits'.

They're moobs FFS.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"You're the most beautiful this n that, over complementing puts me off. Bitch please, see me first thing in the morning, then say it to me again."

You sre the most beautiful old had I have ever seen this side of a fish wife's gurning convention

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