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"Thank god, I was enjoying that food chat "If people meet me it is instantly apparent that I like food | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please "I like a bit of jelly... | |||
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"Pork pie anyone? "I was just replying I'd had pork and pickle pies this week.... and whoosh, it had gone. A bit like the pies | |||
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"They should do them with cheese and marmite " Oh and pickle | |||
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"Thank god, I was enjoying that food chat "It was so good I forgot about the OP | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please "Too be fair, it's so warm that the jelly is currently melting out of it | |||
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"Got any pickle????" Ask Steve | |||
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"Got any pickle????" This belongs on bread, with cheese. Nowhere near a jelly infused meat pie  x | |||
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"Whatever you do, don't look up the slang term for pork pie. " Don't ruin it  | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
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"Got any pickle???? This belongs on bread, with cheese. Nowhere near a jelly infused meat pie x"Salad cream | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
I was just replying I'd had pork and pickle pies this week.... and whoosh, it had gone. A bit like the pies " | |||
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No jelly please
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
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Self extracting "Its horrifically sad to be honest, the jelly makes the ensemble | |||
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"Pork pie anyone? "Have you not heard about the conspiracy to replace the great English pork pie with nasty foreign quiche? | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
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Its horrifically sad to be honest, the jelly makes the ensemble "They made a mistake when they thought jelly and meat was a good combination | |||
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"Pork pie anyone? "Yes please | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
Too be fair, it's so warm that the jelly is currently melting out of it
I'm feeling ill imagining that "No pie shaming please. This is a place for inclusivity. | |||
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Have you not heard about the conspiracy to replace the great English pork pie with nasty foreign quiche? "It'll always be a flan in Yorkshire | |||
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Have you not heard about the conspiracy to replace the great English pork pie with nasty foreign quiche? "Quiche is lady food | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
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Its horrifically sad to be honest, the jelly makes the ensemble
They made a mistake when they thought jelly and meat was a good combination "The jelly comes from the meat though. Really you shouldnt have one without the other | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
Too be fair, it's so warm that the jelly is currently melting out of it
I'm feeling ill imagining that
No pie shaming please. This is a place for inclusivity."Does this mean creampies are allowed amongst them? | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
Too be fair, it's so warm that the jelly is currently melting out of it
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No pie shaming please. This is a place for inclusivity.
Does this mean creampies are allowed amongst them? "I'm dairy free | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
Too be fair, it's so warm that the jelly is currently melting out of it
I'm feeling ill imagining that
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Does this mean creampies are allowed amongst them? "If the lady consents knock yourself out | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
Too be fair, it's so warm that the jelly is currently melting out of it
I'm feeling ill imagining that
No pie shaming please. This is a place for inclusivity.
Does this mean creampies are allowed amongst them? "Only if there is real cream | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
Too be fair, it's so warm that the jelly is currently melting out of it
Self extracting
Its horrifically sad to be honest, the jelly makes the ensemble
They made a mistake when they thought jelly and meat was a good combination
The jelly comes from the meat though. Really you shouldnt have one without the other "It doesn't taste right to me | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
Yes please "What kind? | |||
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"Pork pie anyone? "Yes please, with jelly. | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
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Too be fair, it's so warm that the jelly is currently melting out of it
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Does this mean creampies are allowed amongst them?
I'm dairy free"These are special cream | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
Too be fair, it's so warm that the jelly is currently melting out of it
I'm feeling ill imagining that
No pie shaming please. This is a place for inclusivity.
Does this mean creampies are allowed amongst them?
If the lady consents knock yourself out "I'd rather have help | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
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Does this mean creampies are allowed amongst them?
Only if there is real cream"Home recipe | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
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No pie shaming please. This is a place for inclusivity.
Does this mean creampies are allowed amongst them?
If the lady consents knock yourself out
I'd rather have help "Oh like multiple guys? In. | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
Yes please, with jelly."Good man | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
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I'm feeling ill imagining that
No pie shaming please. This is a place for inclusivity.
Does this mean creampies are allowed amongst them?
If the lady consents knock yourself out
I'd rather have help
Oh like multiple guys? In."Every girls dream | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
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I'm feeling ill imagining that
No pie shaming please. This is a place for inclusivity.
Does this mean creampies are allowed amongst them?
If the lady consents knock yourself out
I'd rather have help
Oh like multiple guys? In."Not quite, I meant I'd rather have help than knock one out myself | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
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I'm feeling ill imagining that
No pie shaming please. This is a place for inclusivity.
Does this mean creampies are allowed amongst them?
If the lady consents knock yourself out
I'd rather have help
Oh like multiple guys? In."Are you asking? This sun really has got to you | |||
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"I’m offering a pork pie delivery service "Do you supply sausage rolls too? | |||
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"Oh no thank you not for me "See. This is how you say you don’t like pork pies. No need to insult the pies. Take note Fife Ninja | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
Too be fair, it's so warm that the jelly is currently melting out of it
I'm feeling ill imagining that
No pie shaming please. This is a place for inclusivity.
Does this mean creampies are allowed amongst them?
If the lady consents knock yourself out
I'd rather have help
Oh like multiple guys? In.
Are you asking? This sun really has got to you "Normal service will resume shortly. | |||
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"Only if it’s a Dickenson and Morris. Bit of a pork pie snob, but I did live in Melton Mowbray for 10 years. " So you’re a bit of a pork pie connoisseur? | |||
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"Only if it’s a Dickenson and Morris. Bit of a pork pie snob, but I did live in Melton Mowbray for 10 years. " My grandfather was from Melton | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
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Does this mean creampies are allowed amongst them?
If the lady consents knock yourself out
I'd rather have help
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Are you asking? This sun really has got to you
Normal service will resume shortly."In the meantime…. Gangbang at yours? | |||
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"Only if it’s a Dickenson and Morris. Bit of a pork pie snob, but I did live in Melton Mowbray for 10 years. " They are good pies. | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
Too be fair, it's so warm that the jelly is currently melting out of it
I'm feeling ill imagining that
No pie shaming please. This is a place for inclusivity.
Does this mean creampies are allowed amongst them?
If the lady consents knock yourself out
I'd rather have help
Oh like multiple guys? In.
Are you asking? This sun really has got to you
Normal service will resume shortly.
In the meantime…. Gangbang at yours? "Is there a waiting list? | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
Too be fair, it's so warm that the jelly is currently melting out of it
I'm feeling ill imagining that
No pie shaming please. This is a place for inclusivity.
Does this mean creampies are allowed amongst them?
If the lady consents knock yourself out
I'd rather have help
Oh like multiple guys? In.
Are you asking? This sun really has got to you
Normal service will resume shortly.
In the meantime…. Gangbang at yours? "Oh not at mine, I'll be left washing all the sheets. | |||
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"A dab of Coleman's Mustard on a pork pie goes down a treat!" I think you and Drwhowhatwherewhy would get along. | |||
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"A dab of Coleman's Mustard on a pork pie goes down a treat! I think you and Drwhowhatwherewhy would get along." The man clearly has good taste | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
Too be fair, it's so warm that the jelly is currently melting out of it
I'm feeling ill imagining that
No pie shaming please. This is a place for inclusivity.
Does this mean creampies are allowed amongst them?
If the lady consents knock yourself out
I'd rather have help
Oh like multiple guys? In.
Are you asking? This sun really has got to you
Normal service will resume shortly.
In the meantime…. Gangbang at yours?
Oh not at mine, I'll be left washing all the sheets. "Tarpaulin | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
Too be fair, it's so warm that the jelly is currently melting out of it
I'm feeling ill imagining that
No pie shaming please. This is a place for inclusivity.
Does this mean creampies are allowed amongst them?
If the lady consents knock yourself out
I'd rather have help
Oh like multiple guys? In.
Are you asking? This sun really has got to you
Normal service will resume shortly.
In the meantime…. Gangbang at yours?
Oh not at mine, I'll be left washing all the sheets.
Tarpaulin "You've clearly done this before. | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
Too be fair, it's so warm that the jelly is currently melting out of it
I'm feeling ill imagining that
No pie shaming please. This is a place for inclusivity.
Does this mean creampies are allowed amongst them?
If the lady consents knock yourself out
I'd rather have help
Oh like multiple guys? In.
Are you asking? This sun really has got to you
Normal service will resume shortly.
In the meantime…. Gangbang at yours?
Is there a waiting list?"Just a queue. You know how us British love a queue | |||
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"Only if it’s a Dickenson and Morris. Bit of a pork pie snob, but I did live in Melton Mowbray for 10 years. So you’re a bit of a pork pie connoisseur? " I wouldn’t go that far. But I can tell a good’n from a bad’n | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
Too be fair, it's so warm that the jelly is currently melting out of it
I'm feeling ill imagining that
No pie shaming please. This is a place for inclusivity.
Does this mean creampies are allowed amongst them?
If the lady consents knock yourself out
I'd rather have help
Oh like multiple guys? In.
Are you asking? This sun really has got to you
Normal service will resume shortly.
In the meantime…. Gangbang at yours?
Is there a waiting list?
Just a queue. You know how us British love a queue "This is true, I'll go to the back | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
Too be fair, it's so warm that the jelly is currently melting out of it
I'm feeling ill imagining that
No pie shaming please. This is a place for inclusivity.
Does this mean creampies are allowed amongst them?
If the lady consents knock yourself out
I'd rather have help
Oh like multiple guys? In.
Are you asking? This sun really has got to you
Normal service will resume shortly.
In the meantime…. Gangbang at yours?
Is there a waiting list?
Just a queue. You know how us British love a queue
This is true, I'll go to the back"Saving the best till last, like your style. | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
Too be fair, it's so warm that the jelly is currently melting out of it
I'm feeling ill imagining that
No pie shaming please. This is a place for inclusivity.
Does this mean creampies are allowed amongst them?
If the lady consents knock yourself out
I'd rather have help
Oh like multiple guys? In.
Are you asking? This sun really has got to you
Normal service will resume shortly.
In the meantime…. Gangbang at yours?
Oh not at mine, I'll be left washing all the sheets. "Just advertise them for sale on here. Someone would be all over that | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
Too be fair, it's so warm that the jelly is currently melting out of it
I'm feeling ill imagining that
No pie shaming please. This is a place for inclusivity.
Does this mean creampies are allowed amongst them?
If the lady consents knock yourself out
I'd rather have help
Oh like multiple guys? In.
Are you asking? This sun really has got to you
Normal service will resume shortly.
In the meantime…. Gangbang at yours?
Oh not at mine, I'll be left washing all the sheets.
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You've clearly done this before."Not the first time someone has said that | |||
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"Ahhh? This is nothing but a ruse to get me to say yes, then I'll come back to get it and everything has disappeared. I do love a good pork pie though" Can you bring trifle? | |||
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"I’d rather have a creampie" Well, there is a chap further up the thread offering these. | |||
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"Ahhh? This is nothing but a ruse to get me to say yes, then I'll come back to get it and everything has disappeared. I do love a good pork pie though Can you bring trifle?" Tiramisu! | |||
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"I’d rather have a creampie Well, there is a chap further up the thread offering these. " That was a exclusive offer to you | |||
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"Pork pie anyone? "Dear god yes, always! | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
No jelly please
Too be fair, it's so warm that the jelly is currently melting out of it
I'm feeling ill imagining that
No pie shaming please. This is a place for inclusivity.
Does this mean creampies are allowed amongst them?
If the lady consents knock yourself out
I'd rather have help
Oh like multiple guys? In.
Are you asking? This sun really has got to you
Normal service will resume shortly.
In the meantime…. Gangbang at yours?
Is there a waiting list?
Just a queue. You know how us British love a queue
This is true, I'll go to the back
Saving the best till last, like your style."You seem to be overestimating the extent of my sexual prowess there | |||
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"Ahhh? This is nothing but a ruse to get me to say yes, then I'll come back to get it and everything has disappeared. I do love a good pork pie though Can you bring trifle? Tiramisu!" You kiss your mother with that mouth? | |||
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"I’d rather have a creampie Well, there is a chap further up the thread offering these. That was a exclusive offer to you "Awww now I feel special  | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
Dear god yes, always! "What kind? | |||
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"Do they do veggie ones?" Tom? Is that you? | |||
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"I’d rather have a creampie Well, there is a chap further up the thread offering these. That was a exclusive offer to you
Awww now I feel special "You're special, I'm not cleaning your sheets though | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
Yes please
What kind?"Sticking with my roots Pork Farms classic mustard & salt, great switch on thread op | |||
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"Ahhh? This is nothing but a ruse to get me to say yes, then I'll come back to get it and everything has disappeared. I do love a good pork pie though Can you bring trifle?" Only if I scraped it off the wall
I'll pretend it's an Eaton mess instead | |||
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"Ahhh? This is nothing but a ruse to get me to say yes, then I'll come back to get it and everything has disappeared. I do love a good pork pie though Can you bring trifle? Tiramisu! You kiss your mother with that mouth?" A mouth full of tiramisu? Errrr no. | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
Yes please
What kind?
Sticking with my roots Pork Farms classic mustard & salt, great switch on thread op "Good choice. | |||
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"Ahhh? This is nothing but a ruse to get me to say yes, then I'll come back to get it and everything has disappeared. I do love a good pork pie though Can you bring trifle? Only if I scraped it off the wall
I'll pretend it's an Eaton mess instead "It won’t be messier than JAGs sheets | |||
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"I’m offering a pork pie delivery service
Do you supply sausage rolls too?"Yes ..,. Warm ones to | |||
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"Ahhh? This is nothing but a ruse to get me to say yes, then I'll come back to get it and everything has disappeared. I do love a good pork pie though Can you bring trifle? Tiramisu! You kiss your mother with that mouth? A mouth full of tiramisu? Errrr no. " Some perverts dreams have just been shattered. | |||
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"Aye pork pie Gotta love desmonds "I’ve never say and actually watched it but my grandad loved it. | |||
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"I’m offering a pork pie delivery service
Do you supply sausage rolls too?
Yes ..,. Warm ones to "Oh! I should like two please | |||
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"Ahhh? This is nothing but a ruse to get me to say yes, then I'll come back to get it and everything has disappeared. I do love a good pork pie though Can you bring trifle? Only if I scraped it off the wall
I'll pretend it's an Eaton mess instead
It won’t be messier than JAGs sheets "It wasn't me | |||
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"Ahhh? This is nothing but a ruse to get me to say yes, then I'll come back to get it and everything has disappeared. I do love a good pork pie though Can you bring trifle? Only if I scraped it off the wall
I'll pretend it's an Eaton mess instead
It won’t be messier than JAGs sheets
It wasn't me "Shaggy? | |||
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"I’m offering a pork pie delivery service
Do you supply sausage rolls too?
Yes ..,. Warm ones to "I hope the pastry is nice and crispy. Nothing worse than finding it’s been microwaved and squishy pastry. | |||
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"Aye pork pie Gotta love desmonds
I’ve never say and actually watched it but my grandad loved it. "Desmonds is awesome!! | |||
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"Pork pie anyone? "Hmm tempting
Food is our friend after all lol | |||
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"Aye pork pie Gotta love desmonds
I’ve never say and actually watched it but my grandad loved it.
Desmonds is awesome!! "I’ll have to give it a go. | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
Hmm tempting
Food is our friend after all lol "I feel like Oprah. “You get a pork pie, you get a pork pie, you get a pork pie, everybody gets a pork pie” | |||
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"Could I have some branston's pickle with mine please? The small chunk version. " Of course | |||
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"Sorry I don't really like pork pie. It's mostly to do with pastry as I don't like it at all "Been known to swap my sausage for the pastry, no pun intended | |||
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"Ahhh? This is nothing but a ruse to get me to say yes, then I'll come back to get it and everything has disappeared. I do love a good pork pie though Can you bring trifle? Only if I scraped it off the wall
I'll pretend it's an Eaton mess instead
It won’t be messier than JAGs sheets "No JAG here.. | |||
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"Could I have some branston's pickle with mine please? The small chunk version. " I had an allergic reaction to cheap pickle once, need the branstons. | |||
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"Ahhh? This is nothing but a ruse to get me to say yes, then I'll come back to get it and everything has disappeared. I do love a good pork pie though Can you bring trifle? Only if I scraped it off the wall
I'll pretend it's an Eaton mess instead
It won’t be messier than JAGs sheets
No JAG here..
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"Could I have some branston's pickle with mine please? The small chunk version. Of course "Thank you. | |||
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I'll pretend it's an Eaton mess instead
It won’t be messier than JAGs sheets
No JAG here..
CUNTs sheet. Is that better?" | |||
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"Ahhh? This is nothing but a ruse to get me to say yes, then I'll come back to get it and everything has disappeared. I do love a good pork pie though Can you bring trifle? Only if I scraped it off the wall
I'll pretend it's an Eaton mess instead
It won’t be messier than JAGs sheets
No JAG here..
CUNTs sheet. Is that better?
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"Could I have some branston's pickle with mine please? The small chunk version. I had an allergic reaction to cheap pickle once, need the branstons. " Is there any other sort? | |||
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"Ahhh? This is nothing but a ruse to get me to say yes, then I'll come back to get it and everything has disappeared. I do love a good pork pie though Can you bring trifle? Only if I scraped it off the wall
I'll pretend it's an Eaton mess instead
It won’t be messier than JAGs sheets
No JAG here..
CUNTs sheet. Is that better?
Oh I meant
Fat fingers
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"Ahhh? This is nothing but a ruse to get me to say yes, then I'll come back to get it and everything has disappeared. I do love a good pork pie though Can you bring trifle? Only if I scraped it off the wall
I'll pretend it's an Eaton mess instead
It won’t be messier than JAGs sheets
No JAG here..
CUNTs sheet. Is that better?
Oh I meant
Fat fingers
You were about to feel my wrath."Stop talking dirty to me | |||
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"Ahhh? This is nothing but a ruse to get me to say yes, then I'll come back to get it and everything has disappeared. I do love a good pork pie though Can you bring trifle? Only if I scraped it off the wall
I'll pretend it's an Eaton mess instead
It won’t be messier than JAGs sheets
No JAG here..
CUNTs sheet. Is that better?
Oh I meant
Fat fingers
You were about to feel my wrath.
Stop talking dirty to me"Sorry. I’ll blame the sun too. | |||
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"Pork pie anyone? "As long as it's a Taylors one. Best pork pie in the world imo. | |||
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I'll pretend it's an Eaton mess instead
It won’t be messier than JAGs sheets
No JAG here..
CUNTs sheet. Is that better?
Oh I meant
Fat fingers
You were about to feel my wrath.
Stop talking dirty to me"I got a finger with your name on it | |||
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"No I’ll swap for a scotch egg " Hey now, none of that kink in here thanks | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
As long as it's a Taylors one.
Best pork pie in the world imo. "That’s a big claim. | |||
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"I went vegan YEARS ago ... but sometimes I weep for a pork pie, a chippy fish ........ and lately ..... that good ole greasy kfc coating.......... sigh ..... I'm damaged psychologically. Can't even look at meat. Oh sorry .... I was thinking again. NO" Vegan pie? | |||
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I'll pretend it's an Eaton mess instead
It won’t be messier than JAGs sheets
No JAG here..
CUNTs sheet. Is that better?
Oh I meant
Fat fingers
You were about to feel my wrath.
Stop talking dirty to me
I got a finger with your name on it"You know my name???! | |||
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I'll pretend it's an Eaton mess instead
It won’t be messier than JAGs sheets
No JAG here..
CUNTs sheet. Is that better?
Oh I meant
Fat fingers
You were about to feel my wrath.
Stop talking dirty to me
I got a finger with your name on it
You know my name???!"I used your old one, it counts | |||
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I'll pretend it's an Eaton mess instead
It won’t be messier than JAGs sheets
No JAG here..
CUNTs sheet. Is that better?
Oh I meant
Fat fingers
You were about to feel my wrath.
Stop talking dirty to me
I got a finger with your name on it
You know my name???!
I used your old one, it counts "Little finger? | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
As long as it's a Taylors one.
Best pork pie in the world imo.
That’s a big claim."Try one and tell me I'm wrong lol. | |||
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I'll pretend it's an Eaton mess instead
It won’t be messier than JAGs sheets
No JAG here..
CUNTs sheet. Is that better?
Oh I meant
Fat fingers
You were about to feel my wrath.
Stop talking dirty to me
I got a finger with your name on it
You know my name???!
I used your old one, it counts
Little finger?"Ring finger, I had marmite on toast so I may as well use that one as it smells like bum already | |||
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"Ahhh? This is nothing but a ruse to get me to say yes, then I'll come back to get it and everything has disappeared. I do love a good pork pie though Can you bring trifle? Only if I scraped it off the wall
I'll pretend it's an Eaton mess instead
It won’t be messier than JAGs sheets
No JAG here..
CUNTs sheet. Is that better?
Oh I meant
Fat fingers
You were about to feel my wrath.
Stop talking dirty to me
I got a finger with your name on it
You know my name???!
I used your old one, it counts
Little finger?
Ring finger, I had marmite on toast so I may as well use that one as it smells like bum already "Marmite smells like my bum?? This is unsettling. | |||
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I'll pretend it's an Eaton mess instead
It won’t be messier than JAGs sheets
No JAG here..
CUNTs sheet. Is that better?
Oh I meant
Fat fingers
You were about to feel my wrath.
Stop talking dirty to me
I got a finger with your name on it
You know my name???!
I used your old one, it counts
Little finger?
Ring finger, I had marmite on toast so I may as well use that one as it smells like bum already
Marmite smells like my bum?? This is unsettling. "I like the smell and taste of it so it's all good | |||
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"Meat eaters always forcing their meat in our faces "Meat free pies are also available. | |||
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"What about a sausage roll? Marc" What kind? | |||
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"What about a sausage roll? Marc What kind?" Is there’s more than I one kind?? The one you put in your mouth | |||
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"What about a sausage roll? Marc What kind? Is there’s more than I one kind?? The one you put in your mouth "I had a pork and apple one the other day. I would definitely recommend. | |||
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"What about a sausage roll? Marc What kind? Is there’s more than I one kind?? The one you put in your mouth
I had a pork and apple one the other day. I would definitely recommend."God no!! Traditional, normal all the way | |||
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"What about a sausage roll? Marc What kind? Is there’s more than I one kind?? The one you put in your mouth
I had a pork and apple one the other day. I would definitely recommend.
God no!! Traditional, normal all the way"Don’t knock ‘til you try it. | |||
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"Scotch egg please " Only if you have it with a Jaffa cake. | |||
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"Pork pie anyone? "Yes. With pickles. | |||
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"I'm tempted to go out and buy a pork pie now. " Bite size or a big one? | |||
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"I'm tempted to go out and buy a pork pie now. " I did. I ended up eating 3 mini ones | |||
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"I'm tempted to go out and buy a pork pie now. Bite size or a big one? " Big, if you're gonna do it, do it right | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
Yes. With pickles. "That’s what I had | |||
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"I'm tempted to go out and buy a pork pie now. I did. I ended up eating 3 mini ones "I'd have to get dressed though. Dilemma. | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
Yes. With pickles.
That’s what I had "It’s the only way. Simple is best. | |||
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"I'm tempted to go out and buy a pork pie now. I did. I ended up eating 3 mini ones
I'd have to get dressed though. Dilemma."Just throw on some see through leggings. Apparently people like that. | |||
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"I'm tempted to go out and buy a pork pie now. I did. I ended up eating 3 mini ones
I'd have to get dressed though. Dilemma.
Just throw on some see through leggings. Apparently people like that."Oh I have these | |||
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"I'm tempted to go out and buy a pork pie now. " You are most welcome! | |||
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"I'm tempted to go out and buy a pork pie now. I did. I ended up eating 3 mini ones
I'd have to get dressed though. Dilemma.
Just throw on some see through leggings. Apparently people like that.
Oh I have these"Sorted. Makes sure to pick other items from the bottom shelf so everyone can see. | |||
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"I'm tempted to go out and buy a pork pie now. I did. I ended up eating 3 mini ones
I'd have to get dressed though. Dilemma.
Just throw on some see through leggings. Apparently people like that.
Oh I have these
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"I'm tempted to go out and buy a pork pie now. I did. I ended up eating 3 mini ones
I'd have to get dressed though. Dilemma.
Just throw on some see through leggings. Apparently people like that.
Oh I have these
Sorted. Makes sure to pick other items from the bottom shelf so everyone can see.
I'm gonna need a bloody trolley aren't I? "How big do you expect the pork pie to be? | |||
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"I'm tempted to go out and buy a pork pie now. I did. I ended up eating 3 mini ones
I'd have to get dressed though. Dilemma.
Just throw on some see through leggings. Apparently people like that.
Oh I have these
Sorted. Makes sure to pick other items from the bottom shelf so everyone can see.
I'm gonna need a bloody trolley aren't I?
How big do you expect the pork pie to be?"Perhaps there's going to be a lot of pork pies | |||
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"Scotch egg please Only if you have it with a Jaffa cake." Ok | |||
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"I'm tempted to go out and buy a pork pie now. I did. I ended up eating 3 mini ones
I'd have to get dressed though. Dilemma.
Just throw on some see through leggings. Apparently people like that.
Oh I have these
Sorted. Makes sure to pick other items from the bottom shelf so everyone can see.
I'm gonna need a bloody trolley aren't I?
How big do you expect the pork pie to be?
Perhaps there's going to be a lot of pork pies "That would be a hell of a lot of both pork and pie action there | |||
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"I'm tempted to go out and buy a pork pie now. I did. I ended up eating 3 mini ones
I'd have to get dressed though. Dilemma.
Just throw on some see through leggings. Apparently people like that.
Oh I have these
Sorted. Makes sure to pick other items from the bottom shelf so everyone can see.
I'm gonna need a bloody trolley aren't I?
How big do you expect the pork pie to be?
Perhaps there's going to be a lot of pork pies
That would be a hell of a lot of both pork and pie action there"I do things properly | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
Hmm tempting
Food is our friend after all lol
I feel like Oprah. “You get a pork pie, you get a pork pie, you get a pork pie, everybody gets a pork pie”"Hahaha that killed me
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"I’d loove one please "One pork pie coming up | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
Hmm tempting
Food is our friend after all lol
I feel like Oprah. “You get a pork pie, you get a pork pie, you get a pork pie, everybody gets a pork pie”
Hahaha that killed me
Pictured you throwing pork piea st the crowd lol "Hitting poor Barbara in the face | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
Hmm tempting
Food is our friend after all lol
I feel like Oprah. “You get a pork pie, you get a pork pie, you get a pork pie, everybody gets a pork pie”
Hahaha that killed me
Pictured you throwing pork piea st the crowd lol
Hitting poor Barbara in the face "Streisand? | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
Hmm tempting
Food is our friend after all lol
I feel like Oprah. “You get a pork pie, you get a pork pie, you get a pork pie, everybody gets a pork pie”
Hahaha that killed me
Pictured you throwing pork piea st the crowd lol
Hitting poor Barbara in the face
Streisand?"Woah. Watch your language young man! | |||
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"Got any pickle???? This belongs on bread, with cheese. Nowhere near a jelly infused meat pie x"What??? Pickle definitely goes with pork pies | |||
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"Got any pickle???? This belongs on bread, with cheese. Nowhere near a jelly infused meat pie x
What??? Pickle definitely goes with pork pies "What about pork pie with pickle and cheese sandwich? Genius! | |||
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"Pork pie anyone?
Hmm tempting
Food is our friend after all lol
I feel like Oprah. “You get a pork pie, you get a pork pie, you get a pork pie, everybody gets a pork pie”
Hahaha that killed me
Pictured you throwing pork piea st the crowd lol
Hitting poor Barbara in the face
Streisand?
Woah. Watch your language young man!"I use excellent language thank you very much sir! | |||
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