FabSwingers.com forum: Fox Attack

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A fox has broken into Edinburgh Zoo which is in Scotland.

The fox then killed and ate one of the zoos oldest and most loved penguins.

These fox's seem to crop up on the radar more often than they should.

It is all over the news.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Did he use a crowbar to break in....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Foxes like Chocolate??

Who knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom has finally lost it. Tom did this one yesterday.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I can confirm it wasn't my Fox.

She was working.

Just getting her alibi in now......

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Yeah, you said

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

It is all over the news."

It is also all over the forums where you posted it yesterday

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

How did it get the wrapper off ???

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It is all over the news.

It is also all over the forums where you posted it yesterday"

Either Tom is senile or suffering from heat stroke !

It's all over the forum folks!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did it get the wrapper off ??? "

I hope the fox read the joke first.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The fox then killed and ate one of the zoos oldest and most loved penguins.

I told you yesterday she was Mrs Wolowitz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fox then killed and ate one of the zoos oldest and most loved penguins.

I told you yesterday she was Mrs Wolowitz"

Howard’s mother?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"How did it get the wrapper off ???

I hope the fox read the joke first."

What is black and white and red all over ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

[Removed by poster at 13/08/22 09:43:25]

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I though for a moment was the fox... my friend have the keys of my house for more than two years , last night she come to my house as usual to have fun , not realising the cat was in

... now the cat is gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did it get the wrapper off ???

I hope the fox read the joke first.

What is black and white and red all over ?

A muff diving zebra when his wife is on her period?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"How did it get the wrapper off ???

I hope the fox read the joke first.

What is black and white and red all over ?

Ewwwwwwwwwwww.....

Nope!

A muff diving zebra when his wife is on her period?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did it get the wrapper off ???

I hope the fox read the joke first.

What is black and white and red all over ?

Ewwwwwwwwwwww.....

Nope!

A muff diving zebra when his wife is on her period?"

The penguin at Edinburgh zoo?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"How did it get the wrapper off ???

I hope the fox read the joke first.

What is black and white and red all over ?

Ewwwwwwwwwwww.....

Nope!

A muff diving zebra when his wife is on her period?

The penguin at Edinburgh zoo?"

Yeah ...... A penguin being eaten by a fox.

Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaa !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did it get the wrapper off ???

I hope the fox read the joke first.

What is black and white and red all over ?

Ewwwwwwwwwwww.....

Nope!

A muff diving zebra when his wife is on her period?

The penguin at Edinburgh zoo?

Yeah ...... A penguin being eaten by a fox.

Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaa !"

I got there eventually

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By *andR2019Couple
over a year ago

Nunya

"Did he use a crowbar to break in...."

Now that would be impressive

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Did he use a crowbar to break in...."

She have a copy of the keys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunning

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Didn't Tom do the Bear one yesterday?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Didn't Tom do the Bear one yesterday?"

Yes. And the penguin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a silver fox..

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Didn't Tom do the Bear one yesterday?

Yes. And the penguin"

Have a lie down Tom, you'll feel better for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone see the stoned bear from Turkey on the news earlier?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Did anyone see the stoned bear from Turkey on the news earlier? "

Tom did

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The second thread on this cowardly fox attack got more replies than the first thread.

What's going on here guys?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"The second thread on this cowardly fox attack got more replies than the first thread.

What's going on here guys?"

It's already too hot, we are dying here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The second thread on this cowardly fox attack got more replies than the first thread.

What's going on here guys?"

Your second album was better than the first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fox News has a lot to answer for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it a silver fox.."

No, I had an early night ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fox has broken into Edinburgh Zoo which is in Scotland.

The fox then killed and ate one of the zoos oldest and most loved penguins.

These fox's seem to crop up on the radar more often than they should.

It is all over the news."

I didn’t know Edinburgh was in Scotland

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Tom has finally lost it. Tom did this one yesterday."

^^^This. I'll send the Vengabus to pick him up

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Peoples are saying things

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

So Foxes has devoured a penguin, then after a Marathon killing spree it made a Breakaway in a Taxi?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"So Foxes has devoured a penguin, then after a Marathon killing spree it made a Breakaway in a Taxi? "

There's a Bounty on his head

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

Same as yesterday......

Indigenous mammal locates food item that happens to be a non indigenous bird kept in captivity & finds a way to get at it..

The end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So Foxes has devoured a penguin, then after a Marathon killing spree it made a Breakaway in a Taxi?

There's a Bounty on his head

Be a marathon job to find him

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

did they catch the fox and kill it/ stuff it for a wall display tom do you know yet ? foxes make quite nice ornaments I have seen in manor houses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the fox say?

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