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 . This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.
Hello! Cowabunga  tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?  Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls  and pervy night flamingos . Talk about absolutely anything you want.
Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.
Don't be shy, give us a try.
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"I’m back Jim! " It's back! And you're first! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. Happy Friday. | |||
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"I’m back Jim! It's back! And you're first! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. Happy Friday. " Back and first! This is the best Friday ever! How’re you Jim?  | |||
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"I’m back Jim! It's back! And you're first! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. Happy Friday. Back and first! This is the best Friday ever! How’re you Jim? "It's your moment, enjoy the moment. I'm too hot. What's happening in your world? | |||
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"Jimbo  "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Stumpy. When were you last jumpy? | |||
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"(Takes an enormous inhale)....bottles it.... Hi  " Romeo, I'm disappointed. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Romeo.
O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? | |||
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"(Takes an enormous inhale)....bottles it.... Hi
Romeo, I'm disappointed. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Romeo.
O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? "Being a sad git, I actually did some homework on that line. Apparently, Juliet Is actually asking why he is Romeo, not where he is. Old English conversion stuff. | |||
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"Hello Jim, first time caller, regular lurker! New to Derby and considering a late pint "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Adrian. I love first time callers. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ Sponsored by the Greeters Guild. What do you think of Derby? | |||
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"Hello Jim, first time caller, regular lurker! New to Derby and considering a late pint "Never too late for a pint! | |||
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"Evening all, evening jim" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Drwhowhatwherewhy. You're a splendid chap. | |||
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"(Takes an enormous inhale)....bottles it.... Hi
Romeo, I'm disappointed. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Romeo.
O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Being a sad git, I actually did some homework on that line. Apparently, Juliet Is actually asking why he is Romeo, not where he is. Old English conversion stuff. "Okay, well I wanted to know exactly where you are at this moment. Now I want to know why you're Romeo. | |||
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"Evening all" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Quiet¹. How are you? | |||
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"(Takes an enormous inhale)....bottles it.... Hi
Romeo, I'm disappointed. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Romeo.
O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Being a sad git, I actually did some homework on that line. Apparently, Juliet Is actually asking why he is Romeo, not where he is. Old English conversion stuff.
Okay, well I wanted to know exactly where you are at this moment. Now I want to know why you're Romeo."Right now.. Like now now. I'm in gorleston on sea. Why am I romeo. Cursed not to find love I reckon. (Cue violin concerto in (pathetic minor). Obviously with a compelling conductor. | |||
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Evening fabulous Fabbers above and below
...cake  anyone?!  | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! This is my greeting to you *lifts top, does the hippy-hippy shake and puts 'em away* Today has been another Work day. Mr KC bounced me down some stairs, strapped into a strange contraption and later, we hid in a room and snogged a bit. Summer lovin', had me a blast "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Blimey, I wasn't expecting that. And I wasn't expecting that. What a day. | |||
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"He's in Gorleston on Sea  . ^
Git
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"Good evening OP, evening all "Goooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bod. Happy Friday night. Smileyface | |||
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" Evening EJ
Evening fabulous Fabbers above and below
...cake anyone?! "Victoria sponge? | |||
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" Evening EJ
Evening fabulous Fabbers above and below
...cake anyone?! "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Emily. 
No cake for me, but thank you for asking. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! This is my greeting to you *lifts top, does the hippy-hippy shake and puts 'em away* Today has been another Work day. Mr KC bounced me down some stairs, strapped into a strange contraption and later, we hid in a room and snogged a bit. Summer lovin', had me a blast
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Blimey, I wasn't expecting that.
And I wasn't expecting that.
What a day."Fire evacuation chairs are not comfy. Or dignified. I didn't think it through and I wore a short skirt today  | |||
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"He's in Gorleston on Sea . ^
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it's banta such as this that keeps a guy coming back for more. "You don't often hear people being called gits these days. I enjoyed that. | |||
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"Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Quiet¹. How are you? " Had a great night out with the neighbours. Feeling slightly worse for wear. Q . | |||
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" Evening EJ
Evening fabulous Fabbers above and below
...cake anyone?!
Victoria sponge? "I don't know what the Beckhams are up to tonight. I wouldn't like to speculate. | |||
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"Hello Jim, first time caller, regular lurker! New to Derby and considering a late pint
Never too late for a pint!"True but too hot and saving myself for my birthday tomorrow | |||
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"Hello Jim, first time caller, regular lurker! New to Derby and considering a late pint
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Adrian. I love first time callers. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ Sponsored by the Greeters Guild. What do you think of Derby?"I grew up in Ilkeston so it's not scarry, but not been here for 30+ years so easing my way back in | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! This is my greeting to you *lifts top, does the hippy-hippy shake and puts 'em away* Today has been another Work day. Mr KC bounced me down some stairs, strapped into a strange contraption and later, we hid in a room and snogged a bit. Summer lovin', had me a blast
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Blimey, I wasn't expecting that.
And I wasn't expecting that.
What a day.
Fire evacuation chairs are not comfy. Or dignified. I didn't think it through and I wore a short skirt today "Oh, Mrs KC. Going back to the other night. I think, I think, I might inadvertently drop the n in Tranmere. | |||
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"Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Quiet¹. How are you? Had a great night out with the neighbours. Feeling slightly worse for wear. Q ." That'll do. | |||
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"Hello Jim, first time caller, regular lurker! New to Derby and considering a late pint
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Adrian. I love first time callers. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ Sponsored by the Greeters Guild. What do you think of Derby?
I grew up in Ilkeston so it's not scarry, but not been here for 30+ years so easing my way back in "You're back home. I'm not sure I'd want to move back to my hometown. | |||
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" Good evening"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. Are you free of injury and illness? | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim et al, I've been asleep in ma chair all afternoon "I'm a bit jealous! I've been so tired today and wish I could have slept on my chair all afternoon.  | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim et al, I've been asleep in ma chair all afternoon "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I don't blame you. It's been too flippin' hot to do much else. Smileyface | |||
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"I’m back Jim! It's back! And you're first! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. Happy Friday. Back and first! This is the best Friday ever! How’re you Jim?
It's your moment, enjoy the moment.
I'm too hot. What's happening in your world?"My bank are being awful so I’m plotting on them. That’s the exciting stuff | |||
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"Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Quiet¹. How are you? Had a great night out with the neighbours. Feeling slightly worse for wear. Q . That'll do." Thanks. Off to bed to sleep it off. If only there was a hot Lady to soothe my brow too. | |||
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"Gooooood evening everyone! I just got back from watching the moon rise and it was so bloody beautiful and has put me in such an amazing mood.
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. What a wonderfully romantic way to spend a sultry evening.  | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim et al, I've been asleep in ma chair all afternoon
I'm a bit jealous! I've been so tired today and wish I could have slept on ma chair all afternoon. "Fixed it for you. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! This is my greeting to you *lifts top, does the hippy-hippy shake and puts 'em away* Today has been another Work day. Mr KC bounced me down some stairs, strapped into a strange contraption and later, we hid in a room and snogged a bit. Summer lovin', had me a blast
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Blimey, I wasn't expecting that.
And I wasn't expecting that.
What a day.
Fire evacuation chairs are not comfy. Or dignified. I didn't think it through and I wore a short skirt today
Oh, Mrs KC.
Going back to the other night. I think, I think, I might inadvertently drop the n in Tranmere."Well, Jim, I have to tell you that it's not a silent 'n'. Unless you're singing some of the songs that are popular on the terraces. In those cases, we do paraphrase a bit and it might sound more like Tra-meeeeee-ur (repeat ad infinitum ) | |||
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"Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Quiet¹. How are you? Had a great night out with the neighbours. Feeling slightly worse for wear. Q . That'll do. Thanks. Off to bed to sleep it off. If only there was a hot Lady to soothe my brow too. " Na night. | |||
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"I’m back Jim! It's back! And you're first! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. Happy Friday. Back and first! This is the best Friday ever! How’re you Jim?
It's your moment, enjoy the moment.
I'm too hot. What's happening in your world?
My bank are being awful so I’m plotting on them. That’s the exciting stuff "Are you going to blow them up?  | |||
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" Good evening"You sure like your ducks. Trouble is they're so damn greedy, would an intermission for snuggling be ok while I recuperate. | |||
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"Gooooood evening everyone! I just got back from watching the moon rise and it was so bloody beautiful and has put me in such an amazing mood.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. What a wonderfully romantic way to spend a sultry evening. "I know!! I had to beg my partner to come with me and he was so miserable I was dragging him out but then he saw the moon rise across the sea and was just as besotted as I was.
How's the weather where you are Jim? Still hot hot hot? | |||
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" Good evening
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. Are you free of injury and illness?"Not yet, my body hates me.•°° | |||
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"Evening one and all....." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dirty . What was the last dirty thing you did? | |||
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"Hello Jim, first time caller, regular lurker! New to Derby and considering a late pint
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Adrian. I love first time callers. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ Sponsored by the Greeters Guild. What do you think of Derby?
I grew up in Ilkeston so it's not scarry, but not been here for 30+ years so easing my way back in
You're back home. I'm not sure I'd want to move back to my hometown."I've come to the big city to look for the streets paved with gold lol | |||
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"I’m back Jim! It's back! And you're first! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. Happy Friday. Back and first! This is the best Friday ever! How’re you Jim?
It's your moment, enjoy the moment.
I'm too hot. What's happening in your world?
My bank are being awful so I’m plotting on them. That’s the exciting stuff
Are you going to blow them up? "Can’t say on here (yes!!) | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim et al, I've been asleep in ma chair all afternoon
I'm a bit jealous! I've been so tired today and wish I could have slept on ma chair all afternoon.
Fixed it for you." | |||
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"Evening one and all..... Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dirty . What was the last dirty thing you did?"Unblocked the toilet Jim that was pretty dirty..... | |||
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"STAND UP STRAIGHT, SHOULDERS BACK, WALK INTO THAT FORUM LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE." Yes, yes. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Uniladio. You're a most welcome positive addition to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ Sponsored by the Greeters Guild. That's excellent advice. And I hope you don't mind me saying, you have magnificent posture. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! This is my greeting to you *lifts top, does the hippy-hippy shake and puts 'em away* Today has been another Work day. Mr KC bounced me down some stairs, strapped into a strange contraption and later, we hid in a room and snogged a bit. Summer lovin', had me a blast
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Blimey, I wasn't expecting that.
And I wasn't expecting that.
What a day.
Fire evacuation chairs are not comfy. Or dignified. I didn't think it through and I wore a short skirt today
Oh, Mrs KC.
Going back to the other night. I think, I think, I might inadvertently drop the n in Tranmere.
Well, Jim, I have to tell you that it's not a silent 'n'. Unless you're singing some of the songs that are popular on the terraces. In those cases, we do paraphrase a bit and it might sound more like Tra-meeeeee-ur (repeat ad infinitum )"I'm just such a football fan. | |||
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"Hello Jim, first time caller, regular lurker! New to Derby and considering a late pint
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Adrian. I love first time callers. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ Sponsored by the Greeters Guild. What do you think of Derby?
I grew up in Ilkeston so it's not scarry, but not been here for 30+ years so easing my way back in
You're back home. I'm not sure I'd want to move back to my hometown.
I've come to the big city to look for the streets paved with gold lol " Good luck with that.  | |||
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"Gooooood evening everyone! I just got back from watching the moon rise and it was so bloody beautiful and has put me in such an amazing mood.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. What a wonderfully romantic way to spend a sultry evening.
I know!! I had to beg my partner to come with me and he was so miserable I was dragging him out but then he saw the moon rise across the sea and was just as besotted as I was.
How's the weather where you are Jim? Still hot hot hot?"Well good for you for dragging him out. You really took charge of the situation, you're a lioness. It's hot, hot, hot. I'm going to to get a cherry cola drink, and take a look at the moon for myself. | |||
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" Good evening
You sure like your ducks. Trouble is they're so damn greedy, would an intermission for snuggling be ok while I recuperate. "I wouldn't say no to snuggles as long as I get to have my hair played with.•°° | |||
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"I’m back Jim! It's back! And you're first! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. Happy Friday. Back and first! This is the best Friday ever! How’re you Jim?
It's your moment, enjoy the moment.
I'm too hot. What's happening in your world?
My bank are being awful so I’m plotting on them. That’s the exciting stuff
Are you going to blow them up?
Can’t say on here (yes!!)
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" Good evening
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. Are you free of injury and illness?
Not yet, my body hates me.•°° "I know what you mean. | |||
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"STAND UP STRAIGHT, SHOULDERS BACK, WALK INTO THAT FORUM LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE. Yes, yes. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Uniladio. You're a most welcome positive addition to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ Sponsored by the Greeters Guild. That's excellent advice. And I hope you don't mind me saying, you have magnificent posture." Why good evening yourself Jim. I do say you're the spitting image of perfection on this fine evening. Whatever it is, Get in there and smash it! | |||
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"Jim, isn't it nocturnal tradition to all say hello to new nocturnal twonks?" I have encouraged everyone to say hello to Adrian. | |||
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"Gooooood evening everyone! I just got back from watching the moon rise and it was so bloody beautiful and has put me in such an amazing mood.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. What a wonderfully romantic way to spend a sultry evening.
I know!! I had to beg my partner to come with me and he was so miserable I was dragging him out but then he saw the moon rise across the sea and was just as besotted as I was.
How's the weather where you are Jim? Still hot hot hot?
Well good for you for dragging him out. You really took charge of the situation, you're a lioness.
It's hot, hot, hot.
I'm going to to get a cherry cola drink, and take a look at the moon for myself."Cherry cola! My favourite. I got a vanilla today actually as I haven't had one for a few years. I'll have that tomorrow once I'm back home after my big walk. How's the moon looking? | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Adrian. He's back in Derbyshire." Hello Adrian in Derbyshire.•°° | |||
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"STAND UP STRAIGHT, SHOULDERS BACK, WALK INTO THAT FORUM LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE. Yes, yes. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Uniladio. You're a most welcome positive addition to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ Sponsored by the Greeters Guild. That's excellent advice. And I hope you don't mind me saying, you have magnificent posture. Why good evening yourself Jim. I do say you're the spitting image of perfection on this fine evening. Whatever it is, Get in there and smash it! " Hahahaha. | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim et al, I've been asleep in ma chair all afternoon
I'm a bit jealous! I've been so tired today and wish I could have slept on my chair all afternoon. "That's one of the plus points of having a nice comfy electric recliner | |||
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"Gooooood evening everyone! I just got back from watching the moon rise and it was so bloody beautiful and has put me in such an amazing mood.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. What a wonderfully romantic way to spend a sultry evening.
I know!! I had to beg my partner to come with me and he was so miserable I was dragging him out but then he saw the moon rise across the sea and was just as besotted as I was.
How's the weather where you are Jim? Still hot hot hot?
Well good for you for dragging him out. You really took charge of the situation, you're a lioness.
It's hot, hot, hot.
I'm going to to get a cherry cola drink, and take a look at the moon for myself.
Cherry cola! My favourite. I got a vanilla today actually as I haven't had one for a few years. I'll have that tomorrow once I'm back home after my big walk.
How's the moon looking?"I'm good to look now. | |||
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"Jim, isn't it nocturnal tradition to all say hello to new nocturnal twonks?" Jim is the Master Twonkster | |||
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"Jim, isn't it nocturnal tradition to all say hello to new nocturnal twonks? Jim is the Master Twonkster "How dare you. | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim, How was your week?" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I nearly missed you. But then I fixed the situation. I've done this before. It was alright. | |||
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"Evening one and all..... Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dirty . What was the last dirty thing you did?
Unblocked the toilet Jim that was pretty dirty..... "You can't put a price on sanitation. | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Adrian. He's back in Derbyshire. Hello Adrian in Derbyshire.•°° "Hello Princess x | |||
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"Who did a fart? It's a bit stinky in here." Whoever smelt it dealt it. | |||
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"Who did a fart? It's a bit stinky in here. Whoever smelt it dealt it. "Busted. I've been caught. | |||
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"Who did a fart? It's a bit stinky in here. Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Busted. I've been caught. "Thought you might have wished to suggest that whoever did the rhyme did the crime. Admisison from yourself will save a few loopdiloops in court. | |||
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"Evening sexy people "Evening Twistedsoul35 | |||
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"Who did a fart? It's a bit stinky in here. Whoever smelt it dealt it. "Whoever denied it supplied it | |||
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"Who did a fart? It's a bit stinky in here. Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Whoever denied it supplied it "There was no denial at play here Mr Watson. We already have our culprit. | |||
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"Evening sexy people "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Twisted. Are you into being fisted? | |||
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"Who did a fart? It's a bit stinky in here. Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Whoever denied it supplied it
There was no denial at play here Mr Watson. We already have our culprit."When it's a fart situation, it really is a case of, no shit  . | |||
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"Hi Jim. I’m in a field camping out at Church Stratton. A big hello everyone. "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fiddle. You're not far away! Assuming Stratton was a typo. | |||
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"Hi Jim. I’m in a field camping out at Church Stratton. A big hello everyone.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fiddle. You're not far away! Assuming Stratton was a typo."You as always are correct. That is a fair assumption. | |||
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"Good evening get out and look at the skies. Hope everything well with everyone. "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blu. Shoulders back and look up at the sky like you own it. | |||
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"Hi Jim. I’m in a field camping out at Church Stratton. A big hello everyone.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fiddle. You're not far away! Assuming Stratton was a typo.
You as always are correct. That is a fair assumption. "Get yourself Carding Mill Valley. That's the place for looking at the night sky. | |||
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"Hi Jim. I’m in a field camping out at Church Stratton. A big hello everyone.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fiddle. You're not far away! Assuming Stratton was a typo.
You as always are correct. That is a fair assumption.
Get yourself Carding Mill Valley. That's the place for looking at the night sky."It’s pretty awesome here. | |||
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"Evening sexy people
Evening Twistedsoul35 "Hey uniladio how's it going | |||
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"Hi all…" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MsSkynbyrd. How are you on this searing summer's night? | |||
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"Evening sexy people
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Twisted. Are you into being fisted?"Not currently, maybe after a few more beers | |||
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"Hi Jim. I’m in a field camping out at Church Stratton. A big hello everyone.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fiddle. You're not far away! Assuming Stratton was a typo.
You as always are correct. That is a fair assumption.
Get yourself Carding Mill Valley. That's the place for looking at the night sky.
It’s pretty awesome here. "A beautiful part of this planet. And Church Stretton isn't bad either you handsome swine. | |||
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"Evening sexy people
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Twisted. Are you into being fisted?
Not currently, maybe after a few more beers "Hahahaha. Open minded, that's the spirit! | |||
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"Evening Jimothy. Evening all. Just popping in for a quick hello. Xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. You pop at any speed you like. You make your own rules. x | |||
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"Is anyone else very warm?" Moderate. Have been warmer | |||
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"Evening Jimothy. Evening all. Just popping in for a quick hello. Xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. You pop at any speed you like. You make your own rules. x" Why thank you, Jimothy. It's too hot to rush xx | |||
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"Evening Jimothy. Evening all. Just popping in for a quick hello. Xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. You pop at any speed you like. You make your own rules. x Why thank you, Jimothy. It's too hot to rush xx" x | |||
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"Evening Jimothy. Evening all. Just popping in for a quick hello. Xx" *Waves towards the Peninsula* | |||
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"What's the temperature in your home?" 26°C, in the hallway. One of the coolest bits. It's warmer in our bedroom, I reckon. | |||
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"What's the temperature in your home? 26°C, in the hallway. One of the coolest bits. It's warmer in our bedroom, I reckon." It's 27°C in my lounge. | |||
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"What's the temperature in your home?" I'll have to nip to Wilko's in the morning to buy a thermometer | |||
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"S. O. S." CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? | |||
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"What's the temperature in your home? I'll have to nip to Wilko's in the morning to buy a thermometer "Please do. I'll ask you tomorrow what the temperature is in your flat. | |||
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"Our next door neighbours are being noisy outside but if we shut the window, we might braise gently in our own juices "Call the cops. | |||
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"Our next door neighbours are being noisy outside but if we shut the window, we might braise gently in our own juices
Call the cops."I've quite literally got them on speed dial after recent events (well, the ones who deal with a different area ) | |||
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"Agnetha Fältskog and Anni-Frid Lyngstad created Pokémon in 1975." Liar | |||
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"Our next door neighbours are being noisy outside but if we shut the window, we might braise gently in our own juices
Call the cops.
I've quite literally got them on speed dial after recent events (well, the ones who deal with a different area )" | |||
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"Agnetha Fältskog and Anni-Frid Lyngstad created Pokémon in 1975. Liar "I've seen the evidence. | |||
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"What's the temperature in your home? I'll have to nip to Wilko's in the morning to buy a thermometer
Please do. I'll ask you tomorrow what the temperature is in your flat. "In the meantime I'm off to stick ma head in the freezer | |||
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"What's the temperature in your home? I'll have to nip to Wilko's in the morning to buy a thermometer
Please do. I'll ask you tomorrow what the temperature is in your flat.
In the meantime I'm off to stick ma head in the freezer "Just don't stick your tongue out. | |||
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"Agnetha Fältskog and Anni-Frid Lyngstad created Pokémon in 1975. Liar
I've seen the evidence."What about Benny and Björn? | |||
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"Agnetha Fältskog and Anni-Frid Lyngstad created Pokémon in 1975. Liar
I've seen the evidence.
What about Benny and Björn?"Between them they invented hipsters. | |||
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"Agnetha Fältskog and Anni-Frid Lyngstad created Pokémon in 1975. Liar
I've seen the evidence.
What about Benny and Björn?"Jim wants a man after midnight | |||
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"Hi Jim. "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. Happy Saturday! | |||
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"Agnetha Fältskog and Anni-Frid Lyngstad created Pokémon in 1975. Liar
I've seen the evidence.
What about Benny and Björn?
Jim wants a man after midnight " | |||
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