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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

shallow thing that you’re willing to admit on here when it comes to finding a partner.

Why don’t you hit me with your best shot?

Fire away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want the big D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll only give oral to a women with a tidy garden. Let's just say I had a yuk prior experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've rejected people for their name incase I screamed it during sex and didn't like how it sounded...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want the big D"
I’ll keep my tiny d away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll only give oral to a women with a tidy garden. Let's just say I had a yuk prior experience. "

I like this one

I was always raised to believe that you shouldn’t eat at any or everybody’s house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've rejected people for their name incase I screamed it during sex and didn't like how it sounded..."

Same I’ve done this. Same name as family members - BLOCK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll only give oral to a women with a tidy garden. Let's just say I had a yuk prior experience.

I like this one

I was always raised to believe that you shouldn’t eat at any or everybody’s house. "

You wouldn't have liked that one bud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She should look like Alicia Silverstone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll only give oral to a women with a tidy garden. Let's just say I had a yuk prior experience.

I like this one

I was always raised to believe that you shouldn’t eat at any or everybody’s house.

You wouldn't have liked that one bud! "

Actually that made no sense to your reply. Ignore me I'm on my 4th can and multitasking.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Having the same name as my ex

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Judged a person based on their looks.....

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

If I don’t find you attractive, I don’t care how great your personality is, it just ain’t happening

Marc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want the big D"

That fucking song!!!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Boot cut jeans and horrible shoes……. Massive no no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want the big D

That fucking song!!! "

You wanna fuck to that song?? Finnnnne

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boot cut jeans and horrible shoes……. Massive no no! "
bootcuts with smart shoes would-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who did she have sex with before me… if his cock is bigger than mine….

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Boot cut jeans and horrible shoes……. Massive no no! bootcuts with smart shoes would- "

Boot cut jean are just vile with any shoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boot cut jeans and horrible shoes……. Massive no no! bootcuts with smart shoes would-

Boot cut jean are just vile with any shoes "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably gonna get hammered for this... Not all older women age gracefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A partner as opposed to a quick shag off a fuck site?

Hmm.. lots of things but the most shallow?

Probably if they’re always on Insta and a huge fan of TOWIE and the like.

I know. Judge me like I judge you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want the big D

That fucking song!!!

You wanna fuck to that song?? Finnnnne"

If you want me humping to the rhythm of it then absolutely

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Long fingernails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having the same name as my ex "

Oh. That could be the worst. Funny story about that!

4 of us (friends) got with girls/women who had the same name or very similar. It was all sorts of wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably gonna get hammered for this... Not all older women age gracefully"
, you've got some hot pictures

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Long fingernails "

Ewwww yes this too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probably gonna get hammered for this... Not all older women age gracefully"

Oh for sure. Fab actually taught me that.

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Oh and the name of my children. That’s an instant no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a tight foreskin that doesn't fully retract. Just can't do them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having a tight foreskin that doesn't fully retract. Just can't do them."

Yeah I can understand tight foreskins

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can’t stand women that wear lipstick often.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can’t stand women that wear lipstick often."

Men, I don’t mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a foot fetish and even though I don't expect every woman to be into it, it still creeps me out if the second toe is longer than the big toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I don’t find you attractive, I don’t care how great your personality is, it just ain’t happening

Marc"

And that right there is the gospel of fab! Why a tomb of a bio is no more than a yawn to a women, if ... She doesn't see physical lust. Women say they don't much appreciate cock pics, unless it's the right one is what they mean.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Long fingernails "

That's not shallow. That's a health and safety precaution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to list I've very fussy

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I actually feel awful saying this because a job is a job but if your around my age and work in a bar or supermarket you're probably not for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I actually feel awful saying this because a job is a job but if your around my age and work in a bar or supermarket you're probably not for me. "

Ooooooooo that’s a deep one

That’s what the thread is for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One word responces lack of a propper back n forth dunno if thats shallow but its deffo a deciding factor

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Probably gonna get hammered for this... Not all older women age gracefully"

I am growing old disgracefully

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm not keen on a lot of chub (a bit is okay). Yes, I AM a hypocrite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a foot fetish and even though I don't expect every woman to be into it, it still creeps me out if the second toe is longer than the big toe "

Awww man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One word responces lack of a propper back n forth dunno if thats shallow but its deffo a deciding factor "

Yeah I could never do shit replies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boot cut jeans and horrible shoes……. Massive no no! bootcuts with smart shoes would-

Boot cut jean are just vile with any shoes "

Not vain just right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not keen on a lot of chub (a bit is okay). Yes, I AM a hypocrite "

You’d hate me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a foot fetish and even though I don't expect every woman to be into it, it still creeps me out if the second toe is longer than the big toe

Awww man "

You may be the exception

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm not keen on a lot of chub (a bit is okay). Yes, I AM a hypocrite

You’d hate me "

In what way are you hypocritical, Steve?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor grammar

Long toes

Bad teeth

No sense of humour

Geordies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not keen on a lot of chub (a bit is okay). Yes, I AM a hypocrite

You’d hate me

In what way are you hypocritical, Steve?! "

Ahaha nicely done. You know what I meant

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I am more attracted to women with full face of make up rather than natural ladies. The same goes for the shaving routine as well...full or partially shaven over natural

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and lasses that do the pouty thing in every pic they send

It makes me worry my granny was right and they had pulled that face when the wind changed direction and now always look like there sucking on a spiders winky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he doesn't shop weekly at M&S then he's not for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If he doesn't shop weekly at M&S then he's not for me "

Oh my what have we here? Are you a middle class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If he doesn't shop weekly at M&S then he's not for me

Oh my what have we here? Are you a middle class "

Am I fuck but if he can't afford percy pigs and little M&S tapas then he's too poor for my high wage criteria (75,000 yearly wage).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scouse accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a tight foreskin that doesn't fully retract. Just can't do them.

Yeah I can understand tight foreskins "

Also if they've taken a dick pic on the toilet, pic taken in front of a dirty mirror or a messy room

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If he doesn't shop weekly at M&S then he's not for me

Oh my what have we here? Are you a middle class

Am I fuck but if he can't afford percy pigs and little M&S tapas then he's too poor for my high wage criteria (75,000 yearly wage)."

I’m laughing but I’m triggered so I’m going to scream about the cost of living crisis. Brb.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"If he doesn't shop weekly at M&S then he's not for me

Oh my what have we here? Are you a middle class "

Of course. Lemon is from the Ford of Sal, and there is an M&S on every street corner

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm not keen on a lot of chub (a bit is okay). Yes, I AM a hypocrite

You’d hate me

In what way are you hypocritical, Steve?!

Ahaha nicely done. You know what I meant "

I have no idea what you could possibly mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If he doesn't shop weekly at M&S then he's not for me

Oh my what have we here? Are you a middle class

Of course. Lemon is from the Ford of Sal, and there is an M&S on every street corner "

Damn I used to like her. Fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i don’t know why, but a woman in a fleece is a massive turn off for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not keen on a lot of chub (a bit is okay). Yes, I AM a hypocrite

You’d hate me

In what way are you hypocritical, Steve?!

Ahaha nicely done. You know what I meant

I have no idea what you could possibly mean "

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If he doesn't shop weekly at M&S then he's not for me

Oh my what have we here? Are you a middle class

Am I fuck but if he can't afford percy pigs and little M&S tapas then he's too poor for my high wage criteria (75,000 yearly wage)."

You didn't say what currency though

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I've rejected people for their name incase I screamed it during sex and didn't like how it sounded...

Same I’ve done this. Same name as family members - BLOCK"

I thought I'd be like this. Turns out not so much

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I just cannot fuck guys who look like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i don’t know why, but a woman in a fleece is a massive turn off for me "

Hahaha I’m the opposite to this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If he doesn't shop weekly at M&S then he's not for me

Oh my what have we here? Are you a middle class

Of course. Lemon is from the Ford of Sal, and there is an M&S on every street corner "

It's not just any M&S, it's an M&S with a chance of a sale and a possible stabbing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just cannot fuck guys who look like "

In size or like beard colour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've rejected people for their name incase I screamed it during sex and didn't like how it sounded...

Same I’ve done this. Same name as family members - BLOCK

I thought I'd be like this. Turns out not so much "

Shame! Shame! Shame!

kidding this is a safe space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just cannot fuck guys who look like "
but would you sit on his knee as he fingers uranus

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Honestly, I'd be spiritually content to just get a coffee and beat you at crazy golf for the first 5-6 meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If he doesn't shop weekly at M&S then he's not for me

Oh my what have we here? Are you a middle class

Of course. Lemon is from the Ford of Sal, and there is an M&S on every street corner

It's not just any M&S, it's an M&S with a chance of a sale and a possible stabbing."

c o k e sale *

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If she likes bumholes as much as inevitable, I’ll inevitably be out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If he doesn't shop weekly at M&S then he's not for me

Oh my what have we here? Are you a middle class

Of course. Lemon is from the Ford of Sal, and there is an M&S on every street corner

It's not just any M&S, it's an M&S with a chance of a sale and a possible stabbing.

c o k e sale * "

Oh shit you’re from the hood.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"I just cannot fuck guys who look like

In size or like beard colour? "

Snow White hair and or beard....

Body size doesn't bother me

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I'll only give oral to a women with a tidy garden. Let's just say I had a yuk prior experience.

I like this one

I was always raised to believe that you shouldn’t eat at any or everybody’s house. "

You are what you eat…that’s why they call me a twat

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"I just cannot fuck guys who look like but would you sit on his knee as he fingers uranus"

That would be Hulk Smash time....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just cannot fuck guys who look like

In size or like beard colour?

Snow White hair and or beard....

Body size doesn't bother me "

Oh thank God!

*Denzel gif*

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I have to like her boobs. If I don't like her boobs, I really don't think I would enjoy sex with her and would pass, even if she threw herself at me. Luke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll only give oral to a women with a tidy garden. Let's just say I had a yuk prior experience.

I like this one

I was always raised to believe that you shouldn’t eat at any or everybody’s house.

You are what you eat…that’s why they call me a twat"

He could spend hours down there^

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I've rejected people for their name incase I screamed it during sex and didn't like how it sounded...

Same I’ve done this. Same name as family members - BLOCK

I thought I'd be like this. Turns out not so much

Shame! Shame! Shame!

kidding this is a safe space"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh also bald women dont really do it for me either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If he doesn't shop weekly at M&S then he's not for me

Oh my what have we here? Are you a middle class

Of course. Lemon is from the Ford of Sal, and there is an M&S on every street corner

It's not just any M&S, it's an M&S with a chance of a sale and a possible stabbing.

c o k e sale *

Oh shit you’re from the hood. "

I actually am. I've seen some crazy shit growing up in the rough parts of Salford.

But it made me who I an. I'm now a professional gangster living my best life with men who earn £75,000 annually.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Oh also bald women dont really do it for me either "

I fucking love women with little or no hair

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I'm fussy when it comes to girls, I know it's sounds hypocritical but I'm not attracted sexually to girls that are bigger than me.

(Cue being blocked )

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

If men wear briefs or thongs it’s a no from me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh also bald women dont really do it for me either

I fucking love women with little or no hair "

Same oooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want the big D"

A degree?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If he doesn't shop weekly at M&S then he's not for me

Oh my what have we here? Are you a middle class

Of course. Lemon is from the Ford of Sal, and there is an M&S on every street corner

It's not just any M&S, it's an M&S with a chance of a sale and a possible stabbing.

c o k e sale *

Oh shit you’re from the hood.

I actually am. I've seen some crazy shit growing up in the rough parts of Salford.

But it made me who I an. I'm now a professional gangster living my best life with men who earn £75,000 annually. "

You’ve made it

Love that for you, Sal x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Bingo caller.

Nope.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"If he doesn't shop weekly at M&S then he's not for me

Oh my what have we here? Are you a middle class

Of course. Lemon is from the Ford of Sal, and there is an M&S on every street corner

It's not just any M&S, it's an M&S with a chance of a sale and a possible stabbing."

On the Shopping Shitty

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