FabSwingers.com forum: Fab quotes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lets see how many we can get!

My favorite at the moment is

" their loss" makes me smile!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"why can't I get a meet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite is,

"Even if its a polite no thanks!"

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

'you get what you put in'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"genuine professionals"

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

It's not instashag...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word professional, always spelt wrong

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I've been on here (an hour / a day / a week etc) and no one's shagged me, why not?"

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

'don't mess her about'

'treat her with respect'

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"if I say I will meet, then I'll meet"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This man is great with his tongue and fingers"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"not interested in timewasters"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rate my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The word professional, always spelt wrong "

Phew! I spelt it right

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"NO SINGLE MEN"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fits my criteria

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By *indylou47Woman
over a year ago

BOLTON

'This site is full of time wasters'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""NO SINGLE MEN""

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'sucks cock like a pro'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do bi fems meet

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"To Sydney University........etc etc"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'No face pics - DELETED!'

(usually from those with none of their own, of course....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'This site is full of time wasters'"

hope you managed to remove that 18+ sticker from your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can breathe through my ears

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looking for that exclusive bi female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is after all people's preference

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"'sucks cock like a pro' "

God, yeah, sick of reading that one! Seems every girl is a pro, on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for that exclusive bi female "

Beat you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rate my arse

Needs cleaning, but on the hole (sic) I would x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for that exclusive bi female "
...when they really mean 'elusive', of course....

I shall retire to Smart Arse Corner now......

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

"im a genuine guy"

well i hope so with the look of that cock if thats an implant im impressed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking for that exclusive bi female

Beat you

Biatch

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"why are there so many rude people who don't reply"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rate my arse

Needs cleaning, but on the hole (sic) I would x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a straight well except for when I meet tv's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manners cost nothing

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I am a straight well except for when I meet tv's

"or when I get a discreet / discrete bj off another guy"

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

'I'm new here'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rate my arse

Needs cleaning, but on the hole (sic) I would x

Oh only cleaned it a few hours ago, with bleach, sorry do apologise and will try harder for you next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wet suit needed when meeting this woman!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"what can I / we do to make our profile better"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a sex site or what!!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"why are all the women so picky, it's not a dating site"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is my cock average sized then?

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

'Wow, what can I say..'

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

How big is it?

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By *indylou47Woman
over a year ago

BOLTON

'Sucks like a dyson'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rate my arse

Beat me to it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""why are all the women so picky, it's not a dating site""

Follows on nicely from mine above

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can't accomadate can't travel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rate my arse

Needs cleaning, but on the hole (sic) I would x

Oh only cleaned it a few hours ago, with bleach, sorry do apologise and will try harder for you next time

I will bring Brillo pads if ever we meet

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

'Your profile says nothing about you'

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

'Don't pass them you by' or 'Don't let them get away'

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"'Sucks like a dyson'"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna fuck your pussy hard

Maybe just my messages lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna break you in two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The forums are so cliquey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

***Genuine single fem/male***

Can only meet daytimes 8-3 excluding lunchtimes. Cant do weekends. Dont message or call after 5 or you wake my goldfish up

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

[Removed by poster at 23/11/12 22:43:30]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"User no longer on the site "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'what you into?'

Read the profile arsehole

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"I wanna break you in two

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Not meeting anyone new, just on here to chat to friends from now on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wanna break you in two

Calm down Julie!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Removed by poster at..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna break you in two

I know made me laugh though

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"why is it so hard to get a fuck on here"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna break you in two

Calm down Julie!

Not my fault some lovely chaps have messaged me that

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"hi hw r u"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cruel Year....?

(sorry - couldn't resist....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not send friend requests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'hi, I am feeling horny today'

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

who keeps on putting shit on here

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

'Up 4 anything" - right, pass the 12" Butt plug!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not look at my profile more than once lol

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

cock size is it important

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"I wanna break you in two

I know made me laugh though

I meant to add, 'lol'. Some men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your pictures are amazing (when you haven't got any)

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

Why are so people rude

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

'Can't wait for the weekend'

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

Why dont people want the single bo female ........... sorry wrong thread lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't do the 3 Ps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure you won't meet alone

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"hey how are you both" (when mailing me...a single fem)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have the best profile on Fabs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I want to lick pussy

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

Please fab xxxxxx

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Why dont people want the single bo female ........... sorry wrong thread lol"

Personally I don't want anyone with BO

.... Male or female lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Gen Sing Guy - can only do daytime meets, weekdays'.....

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

most fabbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do men keeping looking at my pics when I am a straight male?

Signed

ChubbyBear4BumFun

NB. I completely made that name up at random. It is not meant to offend any person, living or dead, that may have had that name

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"snog shag avoid"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback -discuss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do men keeping looking at my pics when I am a straight male?

Signed

ChubbyBear4BumFun

NB. I completely made that name up at random. It is not meant to offend any person, living or dead, that may have had that name"

Going to look that name up

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Hi good looking" to a photo-less profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do men keeping looking at my pics when I am a straight male?

Signed

ChubbyBear4BumFun"

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

'Try going to a social'

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

why does perky want to shag me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do men keeping looking at my pics when I am a straight male?

Signed

ChubbyBear4BumFun

NB. I completely made that name up at random. It is not meant to offend any person, living or dead, that may have had that name

Going to look that name up

Just checked, I am in the clear! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why does perky want to shag me "

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

I am off now goodbye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We are not hardened swingers (honestly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I/we don't do ping pong messages.

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

Why cant I get a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats happened to Minxie" lol

actually thats probably a lie ........ I love it really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I/we have a very busy life so only meet occasionally.

(Veri's every week

)

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I/we don't do ping pong messages."

I've never understood why anyone WOULD want to message about table tennis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you will be blocked!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am leaving the site unless someone shags me within the next 34 hours 20 mins and 38 secs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I/we don't do ping pong messages.

I've never understood why anyone WOULD want to message about table tennis

Lol indeed, all sounds very boring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am leaving the site unless someone shags me within the next 34 hours 20 mins and 38 secs

Bye then

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I am leaving the site unless someone shags me within the next 34 hours 20 mins and 38 secs

Bye then

Bit premature.... Still got 34 hrs and 18 minutes to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can anyone recommend another swinging site?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know you're not meeting but there's no harm in trying/I thought I'd ask anyway/are you sure I can't change your mind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am leaving the site unless someone shags me within the next 34 hours 20 mins and 38 secs

Bye then

Bit premature.... Still got 34 hrs and 18 minutes to go

Yes plenty of time to go before someone takes one for the team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I hear that bloody song again I am gonna ..............

take a trip to a desert island

put a cleaver through her head

send everyone to Coventry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I messaged under my old profile a while back, just wondering if you had changed your mind yet

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

whats for dinner...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for replying and saying no but if I change xyz followed by abc will you change your mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popcorn anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No single men 'we know where to find you'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Put your tin hats on

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My FB don't want a relationship...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you shag the person above ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just leave then, one less male for me to compete with"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do/will/where are/older women/cougars/ shag younger?

discuss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am a single female, hubby may take part or just watch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which do you prefer!

Shaved/trimmed or au naturale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Are you OK with Blue Waffle?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a straight well except for when I meet tv's

"or when I get a discreet / discrete bj off another guy"

"DISCRETE " is my number one pet hate. I thought I was getting over it but you've set me off now I'll not sleep right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How do I get my wife/girlfriend to swing

( from a single guy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very open minded but will not do

Etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do men keeping looking at my pics when I am a straight male?

Signed

ChubbyBear4BumFun

NB. I completely made that name up at random. It is not meant to offend any person, living or dead, that may have had that name"

Chubbybear4bumfun sounds like an apache name to me.

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By *laphe1Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

"Fits my criteria

I once saw fist my criteria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fits my criteria

I once saw fist my criteria

I've heard it called many things over the years but not criteria!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

(user no longer on site)

It's almost as well used as 'Bum Thread'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG hun your (sic) gorgeous"

When they have no idea what I look like.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Don't pass him/ her / them by

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

NOT MEETING, using profile for forums and chat to friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/11/12 00:51:45]

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The lady always cums first.

Age is just a number.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The use of the words 'irony' and 'sycophants' - use other words now, these have had their day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"athletic", "average", "curvy" when more accurate would be "deluded".

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

""athletic", "average", "curvy" when more accurate would be "deluded"."

I'm not sure how to put "deluded" on my descriptors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""athletic", "average", "curvy" when more accurate would be "deluded".

I'm not sure how to put "deluded" on my descriptors.

You're not so it wouldn't be accurate in your case anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oral master, can breathe through my ears lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fill in later

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