FabSwingers.com forum: But in all seriousness., what WOULD you like to be reincarnated as?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Me? Sports bra fitter for the Swedish ladies volleyball team?

Bit weird? Hmmm. Maybe.

What about YOU, Fabsters?

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By *atisfiedSighWoman
over a year ago

NW Wiltshire

The cat companion of a forest witch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot bodied woman

So I’d know what it would be like to adored just for that

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’d be reincarnated as a housecat. Preferably a lap cat of a handsome male so he strokes me all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting for someone to say a tampon

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Definitely like to reincarnated as a richer, handsomer and more talented version of myself... with a more generous endowment as well.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Definitely like to reincarnated as a richer, handsomer and more talented version of myself... with a more generous endowment as well. "

*be

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

A wealthy person, able to mooch around the globe without a care in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat. They've got it good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me? Sports bra fitter for the Swedish ladies volleyball team?

Bit weird? Hmmm. Maybe.

What about YOU, Fabsters?

Everyone's saying something positive so Child soldier or sweat shop worker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neil from the Inbetweeners. He seems like he’s always happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blake Lively.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me? Sports bra fitter for the Swedish ladies volleyball team?

Bit weird? Hmmm. Maybe.

What about YOU, Fabsters?

Everyone's saying something positive so Child soldier or sweat shop worker"

Yeah good point. Can I change mine to sinister underground human experimentation lab monkey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me? Sports bra fitter for the Swedish ladies volleyball team?

Bit weird? Hmmm. Maybe.

What about YOU, Fabsters?

Everyone's saying something positive so Child soldier or sweat shop worker

Yeah good point. Can I change mine to sinister underground human experimentation lab monkey? "

That was my second choice!!!

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By *drian52Man
over a year ago

Derby

It's only a short term gig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me? Sports bra fitter for the Swedish ladies volleyball team?

Bit weird? Hmmm. Maybe.

What about YOU, Fabsters?

Everyone's saying something positive so Child soldier or sweat shop worker

Yeah good point. Can I change mine to sinister underground human experimentation lab monkey? "

Only if it's for a cartoonish style of world domination for a mad scientist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blake Lively. "

Good call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bloke so I can poke things with my willy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bloke so I can poke things with my willy "

I’m a bloke and nobody lets *me* poke them with it

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Is Bellaseas bra a acceptable answer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bloke so I can poke things with my willy

I’m a bloke and nobody lets *me* poke them with it

I would find you random things to poke if I could... not while we're in Tesco though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cake

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Blake Lively. "

No shit

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Oh, and still Claudia Schiffer's bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blake Lively.

No shit

I'll get my man one way or another.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"A bloke so I can poke things with my willy "

You'll get arrested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Al Johnson, Alf Garnet Or Martin Luther King.

All highlighted something in very different ways that sheep may not understand.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Blake Lively.

No shit

I'll get my man one way or another."

Move to Wrexham then

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"A hot bodied woman

So I’d know what it would be like to adored just for that

Looks fade, personality matures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wind (no not flatulence

) I'd be able to go anywhere and no one could stop you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bloke so I can poke things with my willy

I’m a bloke and nobody lets *me* poke them with it

I would find you random things to poke if I could... not while we're in Tesco though"

Awww … But I just wanna poke yoooooouuuuuuu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blake Lively.

No shit

I'll get my man one way or another.

Move to Wrexham then"

Planning it.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Megladon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Al Johnson, Alf Garnet Or Martin Luther King.

All highlighted something in very different ways that sheep may not understand.

Have a mars bar or wank or something and chill!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Megladon

What a lonely existence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Greenland Shark, that lives for hundreds of years, probably because they do fuck all and nobody notices. I find that lifestyle rather appealing

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"A Greenland Shark, that lives for hundreds of years, probably because they do fuck all and nobody notices. I find that lifestyle rather appealing"

Dont forget the toxic flesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Al Johnson, Alf Garnet Or Martin Luther King.

All highlighted something in very different ways that sheep may not understand.

Well yes because Sheep are farm animals and not people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bloke so I can poke things with my willy

I’m a bloke and nobody lets *me* poke them with it

I would find you random things to poke if I could... not while we're in Tesco though

Awww … But I just wanna poke yoooooouuuuuuu

Oh you smooth talker you, on my way for a game of horizontal hokey pokey

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Megladon

What a lonely existence

There's loads of people in jurassic Park though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blake Lively.

No shit

I'll get my man one way or another.

Move to Wrexham then

Planning it. "

Then you can hang out with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blake Lively.

No shit

I'll get my man one way or another.

Move to Wrexham then

Planning it.

Then you can hang out with me

Yay!! We're off Ryan stalking then wine drinking.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Megladon

What a lonely existence

There's loads of people in jurassic Park though"

Let me guess, you just want a kiss, right?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Megladon

What a lonely existence

There's loads of people in jurassic Park though

Let me guess, you just want a kiss, right?"

Nah I want to scare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anybody know of anybodys return,as a re-incarnation in whatever form? Good,bad ugly!!

Or otherwise..

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Dont know his name (couldn't be arsed ot google) but Jessica Albas husband

I just follow her round like a lost puppy all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loggerhead turtle

Swim in Agean sea for rest of my life

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anybody know of anybodys return,as a re-incarnation in whatever form? Good,bad ugly!!

Or otherwise..

The woman who claimed to be reincarnated from an ancient egyptian priestess and helped archaeologists discover a temple under the sand they had no idea existed, her name was Dorothy Eady. I have no idea how valid it really is but I've yet to find information disproving it. Very compelling story at least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Al Johnson, Alf Garnet Or Martin Luther King.

All highlighted something in very different ways that sheep may not understand.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Megladon

What a lonely existence

There's loads of people in jurassic Park though

Let me guess, you just want a kiss, right?

Nah I want to scare

A big fuck off shark would have that effect though, mission accomplished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d rather not, wouldn’t wanna witness the likely shitshow that will be the 22nd century

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I’d rather not, wouldn’t wanna witness the likely shitshow that will be the 22nd century"

Sensible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anybody know of anybodys return,as a re-incarnation in whatever form? Good,bad ugly!!

Or otherwise..

Happy reading,and bedtime story, or even sat on the loo, brainstorming quality time!

They say winston churchill had a brainstorm ,sat on the loo pan.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Does anybody know of anybodys return,as a re-incarnation in whatever form? Good,bad ugly!!

Or otherwise..

Happy reading,and bedtime story, or even sat on the loo, brainstorming quality time!

They say winston churchill had a brainstorm ,sat on the loo pan. "

Was that the idea to rush the dardanelles with pre-dreadnaught ships, because that did not end well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anybody know of anybodys return,as a re-incarnation in whatever form? Good,bad ugly!!

Or otherwise..

Happy reading,and bedtime story, or even sat on the loo, brainstorming quality time!

They say winston churchill had a brainstorm ,sat on the loo pan. "

He drank like a fish, I'm surprised he had any thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anybody know of anybodys return,as a re-incarnation in whatever form? Good,bad ugly!!

Or otherwise..

Have you see the show on Netflix called Surviving Death. It covers a range of topics including reincarnation over 6 episodes, some very interesting stories on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blake Lively.

No shit

I'll get my man one way or another.

Move to Wrexham then

Planning it.

Then you can hang out with me

Yay!! We're off Ryan stalking then wine drinking. "

Hell to the yeah girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anybody know of anybodys return,as a re-incarnation in whatever form? Good,bad ugly!!

Or otherwise..

Have you see the show on Netflix called Surviving Death. It covers a range of topics including reincarnation over 6 episodes, some very interesting stories on there"

No but thank you for the recommendation! I've not had much to watch on Netflix since Mindhunters finished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As myself, but to come back with all the knowledge and wisdom I learnt before my untimely demise

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I’d be reincarnated as a housecat. Preferably a lap cat of a handsome male so he strokes me all day.

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I agree with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anybody know of anybodys return,as a re-incarnation in whatever form? Good,bad ugly!!

Or otherwise..

Happy reading,and bedtime story, or even sat on the loo, brainstorming quality time!

They say winston churchill had a brainstorm ,sat on the loo pan.

Was that the idea to rush the dardanelles with pre-dreadnaught ships, because that did not end well?"

It was constipation! But he took it as a wave of postitivty to move forwards with action,and all to agree.

Has he come back? As what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anybody know of anybodys return,as a re-incarnation in whatever form? Good,bad ugly!!

Or otherwise..

Have you see the show on Netflix called Surviving Death. It covers a range of topics including reincarnation over 6 episodes, some very interesting stories on there

No but thank you for the recommendation! I've not had much to watch on Netflix since Mindhunters finished. "

Not seen that. Will check it out, thank you.

Yes it's a good watch, some stories are just incredible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anybody know of anybodys return,as a re-incarnation in whatever form? Good,bad ugly!!

Or otherwise..

No. It's not a real thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An 80's porn swordsman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anybody know of anybodys return,as a re-incarnation in whatever form? Good,bad ugly!!

Or otherwise..

Have you see the show on Netflix called Surviving Death. It covers a range of topics including reincarnation over 6 episodes, some very interesting stories on there

No but thank you for the recommendation! I've not had much to watch on Netflix since Mindhunters finished.

Not seen that. Will check it out, thank you.

Yes it's a good watch, some stories are just incredible."

You're very welcome! Another great series that isn't on Netflix but is similar is called Masters of Sex. Mindhunter is about the first team to investigate serial killers and profile them to create a forensic psychology and profiling department in the FBI. Masters of Sex is about the first Doctor in the US to research sex in the 50's. Both great, and based on true events!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anybody know of anybodys return,as a re-incarnation in whatever form? Good,bad ugly!!

Or otherwise..

Have you see the show on Netflix called Surviving Death. It covers a range of topics including reincarnation over 6 episodes, some very interesting stories on there

No but thank you for the recommendation! I've not had much to watch on Netflix since Mindhunters finished.

Not seen that. Will check it out, thank you.

Yes it's a good watch, some stories are just incredible.

I love stuff like that thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Al Johnson, Alf Garnet Or Martin Luther King.

All highlighted something in very different ways that sheep may not understand.

Slippy! You returned a 2 legged sheap? Post your pic up,dont be shy now.

1 down, many more from you to come heh!

Bud

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

A lesbian

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Hayley Atwells cat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hayley Atwells cat"

Hayley Atwell’s pussy?

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Hayley Atwells cat

Hayley Atwell’s pussy?

Go easy on the fish flavoured treats

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By *ammo89Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Goes without saying: a very well endowed guy.

My life would be much better for it

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

An endoscopy camera

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Warren Beattie's fingertips.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Jennifer Aniston's

Knickers

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Cameo's codpiece....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself, because I'm awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog turd in the hope that someone I don't like stands in me in bare feet

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

A sloth.

Female sloths hang out in trees and actually scream when they want sex.

I feel totally ready for reincarnation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want it to be over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sloth.

Female sloths hang out in trees and actually scream when they want sex.

I feel totally ready for reincarnation."

The male sloth reacts to the scream “wait there babe! I’m on my way……,,,,,,,……..,,,,,,,,:……,, just wait!..,,,,,,,………,,,…”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A flying elephant.

Some of you better invest in a big umbrella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Al Johnson, Alf Garnet Or Martin Luther King.

All highlighted something in very different ways that sheep may not understand.

Slippy! You returned a 2 legged sheap? Post your pic up,dont be shy now.

1 down, many more from you to come heh!

Bud

Not shy matey, just selective. Don't know what your problem is but you're almost acting like someone I've turned down. Grow up, grow a pair and move on

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Someone who was really good at being a doctor.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

A spoilt cat

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

God

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God"

Yes my dear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Al Johnson, Alf Garnet Or Martin Luther King.

All highlighted something in very different ways that sheep may not understand.

Slippy! You returned a 2 legged sheap? Post your pic up,dont be shy now.

1 down, many more from you to come heh!

Bud

Not shy matey, just selective. Don't know what your problem is but you're almost acting like someone I've turned down. Grow up, grow a pair and move on"

Lol your so well funny. Stand up comedy heh.

You have the problem,and you are a problem.

Carry on as you are,coz you got huge heavy ones!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horse (mare). Run around all day, glistening with sweat and being patted and ridden. Love to be groomed xx

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

A panda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fucking momma bear . There is no substitute. I dealt with them they do not stand down. I have had to run . Tenacious but loving they protect me thier children at all costs. Majestic but underrated. I would when heartedly put a protective momma bear over the presumed lion king .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A turtle.

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By *ecret_Passion777Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I’d w at to come back as a woman.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bird… but not like a shit bird, like a parrot or something beautiful. Or a mermaid ??

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A unicorn

Universally adored, with a permanent horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bird… but not like a shit bird, like a parrot or something beautiful. Or a mermaid ?? "

So. I have this fantasy about a mermaid…..

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Nah…. I’m not coming back. Once is enough

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Domestic cat. Eat, sleep all day and go out at night.

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By *angerous123Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Definitely a cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bird… but not like a shit bird, like a parrot or something beautiful. Or a mermaid ??

So. I have this fantasy about a mermaid…..

Same… but then I think about the logistics of it

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Bellaseas bike seat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. I just want peace and quiet after this go ta

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Someone who can do pottery.

I mean I could learn it now - but I feel I would be crap at it.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Someone who can do pottery.

I mean I could learn it now - but I feel I would be crap at it."

Give it a go - be a laugh having a collection of deformed clay cocks to drink out of - a real conversation starter at swanky dinner parties - this one i call the ‘John Holmes’ as you can fit 1.2litres in it!!! Bet you’d actually be pretty good at it xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's difficult when you are so perfect to choose something else to be.

I'm finding it very difficult so I guess i'd have to choose someone less perfect and ffs that could be absolutely anyone......

So uhmmmmmm God. I'd be God in my next life.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

God or the fat cat of a Parisienne high class prostitute.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Someone who can do pottery.

I mean I could learn it now - but I feel I would be crap at it.

You know what I like!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"God or the fat cat of a Parisienne high class prostitute. "

If you pretend to be lost - i’ll take you back to her - she’ll give me a thankyou shag and you get a kipper - Win - win - win!!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Someone who can do pottery.

I mean I could learn it now - but I feel I would be crap at it.

You know what I like!

Awwwww you made me blush!! You could have one called ‘the todger’ after me. - no good for drinking out of so may as well shove it up your arse!! Uncanny how that worked out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be me again...I love me

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"God or the fat cat of a Parisienne high class prostitute.

If you pretend to be lost - i’ll take you back to her - she’ll give me a thankyou shag and you get a kipper - Win - win - win!!

Oh Todge. I did say 'high class'

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

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"God or the fat cat of a Parisienne high class prostitute.

If you pretend to be lost - i’ll take you back to her - she’ll give me a thankyou shag and you get a kipper - Win - win - win!!

Oh Todge. I did say 'high class' "

Ffs - i’ll settle for a blowjob and you can have smoked salmon! Xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'd be me again...I love me"

Me too ! Just look at you. Feet on the wheel, Big Man Boots and a wonderful whiff of confidence..... perfection in ink on skin.

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over a year ago

"I'd be me again...I love me

Me too ! Just look at you. Feet on the wheel, Big Man Boots and a wonderful whiff of confidence..... perfection in ink on skin.

Pmsl...good job I'm a fan of sarcasm

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'd be me again...I love me

Me too ! Just look at you. Feet on the wheel, Big Man Boots and a wonderful whiff of confidence..... perfection in ink on skin.

Pmsl...good job I'm a fan of sarcasm

It was less sarky n more fun. xx You have nice knees too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be me again...I love me

Me too ! Just look at you. Feet on the wheel, Big Man Boots and a wonderful whiff of confidence..... perfection in ink on skin.

Pmsl...good job I'm a fan of sarcasm

It was less sarky n more fun. xx You have nice knees too

Ah thanks! When I'm done with them they're yours

I can see a knee appreciation thread coming...

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By *escourtesMan
over a year ago

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A Goat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Loch Ness Monster.

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