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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

someone describes your body as ‘meaty’, that means fat right? I’m cool with it but just clarifying.

Anyway, what’s the smallest household object you can use to cover your bits or bobs? Or boobs…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Button mushroom

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Thimble

Marc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Button mushroom"
i could do that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thimble

Marc"

Easy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess it depends how closely you hold it to the camera?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A match stick.....

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Matchstick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I guess it depends how closely you hold it to the camera?

You’ve figured my trick out

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Meaty. Up there with squishy.

How's the sunning going?

Probably a fruit basket.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A match stick....."

I’d struggle with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A coffee cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fridge freezer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Matchstick

fuego

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A fridge freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meaty. Up there with squishy.

How's the sunning going?

Probably a fruit basket.

With or without fruit

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"A fridge freezer

American style one?

Marc

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

A nice plump pillow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meaty. Up there with squishy.

How's the sunning going?

Probably a fruit basket.

Squishy but manly. Grr.

I’m going a lovely colour. Spending as much time as I can manage outside.

I know yours going ace

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Flat cap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That annoying peel seal on milk bottles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A coffee cup

Could you fit everything inside do you reckon? That’s the question

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fridge freezer

Blimey, how big are your bits? I bet the guys ask you all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice plump pillow"

To hide your plump pillows

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice plump pillow"

What’s softer. Your bobs or your pillows?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flat cap

That’s so on brand Fife

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That annoying peel seal on milk bottles."

Hahahahaha respect for this one

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By *urvytreatWoman
over a year ago

somewhere nice

I’d need to stand behind a double decker bus lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d need to stand behind a double decker bus lol"
one of the toy ones obvs! Easy, I could too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fridge freezer

American style one?

Marc"

Yes !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fridge freezer

Blimey, how big are your bits? I bet the guys ask you all the time

It’s the belly that’s big cutey - the boobs are small

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A supermarket trolley token.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A coffee cup

Could you fit everything inside do you reckon? That’s the question

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if i can pack a shopping bag at aldi at the rate they chuck em at ya

Packing my pecker should be a doddle unless you know of a vagina i can store it in thats a better fit

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By *urvytreatWoman
over a year ago

somewhere nice

Some of the answers on here have got me giggling away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That annoying peel seal on milk bottles.

Hahahahaha respect for this one "

The bit between thumb and finger always breaks off and triggers an immediate ffs! reaction even when in a chilled mood.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

2 x casserole pots

Which reminds me, that I once carved two large pumpkins, to pop a boob in each, for a fab Halloween photo challenge Posh hosted

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Kitchen table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firestick remote.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A chocolate finger.....probably melt into a chocolate button in this heat...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

The lids from two serving dishes and a gravy boat.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

For my boobies, probably a couple of meaty steaks (big 'uns, obviously)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 seater sofa.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fridge freezer

Blimey, how big are your bits? I bet the guys ask you all the time

It’s the belly that’s big cutey - the boobs are small

You silly sausage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A supermarket trolley token....."

Hahaha you had me in the first half there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A coffee cup

Could you fit everything inside do you reckon? That’s the question

if i can pack a shopping bag at aldi at the rate they chuck em at ya

Packing my pecker should be a doddle unless you know of a vagina i can store it in thats a better fit

Will get back to you on the vagina!

in the meantime I can provide a mega mug?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fridge freezer

Blimey, how big are your bits? I bet the guys ask you all the time

It’s the belly that’s big cutey - the boobs are small

You silly sausage.

It’s true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is making me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 x casserole pots

Which reminds me, that I once carved two large pumpkins, to pop a boob in each, for a fab Halloween photo challenge Posh hosted"

The things you do for fab

Are the casserole pots for your boobs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kitchen table

Way too big? Go smaller! You can do it

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

Post its

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Firestick remote."

ooooo. We've got a schlong over here!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A chocolate finger.....probably melt into a chocolate button in this heat..."

And would a chocolate button do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The lids from two serving dishes and a gravy boat."

MASSIVE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For my boobies, probably a couple of meaty steaks (big 'uns, obviously)

So not the small vegan quorn ones? They won’t do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"4 seater sofa.

I am calling bull poo because nobody owns a sofa that big these days. When would you even use a sofa that big

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fridge freezer

Blimey, how big are your bits? I bet the guys ask you all the time

It’s the belly that’s big cutey - the boobs are small

You silly sausage.

It’s true

I’m going to need to see boob pics please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Post its"

Same size as bikinis these days so I believe it

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"A chocolate finger.....probably melt into a chocolate button in this heat...

And would a chocolate button do?

Let you know once the finger has melted

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Firestick remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they meant your dick love! Take it as a compliment meaty dick.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

This pin that I have from last years poppy appeal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe they meant your dick love! Take it as a compliment meaty dick.

They said body but I like the thought of having a meaty dick. No take backs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A chocolate finger.....probably melt into a chocolate button in this heat...

And would a chocolate button do?

Let you know once the finger has melted

Has it melted?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Firestick remote"

Another one with massive penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This pin that I have from last years poppy appeal"

Ok you might win this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It could mean muscular too? For example, big, sweaty, meaty men at the gym

Oh, and a thimble

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"2 x casserole pots

Which reminds me, that I once carved two large pumpkins, to pop a boob in each, for a fab Halloween photo challenge Posh hosted

The things you do for fab

Are the casserole pots for your boobs? "

Yes I went for the "Or boobs" options. My vag needs as much air as possible in this heat

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

I’d probs to need a couple of woks or casserole dishes or stock pots. Maybe buckets

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"For my boobies, probably a couple of meaty steaks (big 'uns, obviously)

So not the small vegan quorn ones? They won’t do?

They are too small. I think a Quorn Swedish Style Ball might just cover my areolas

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Kitchen table

Way too big? Go smaller! You can do it

Coffee table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pritt Stick!

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By *ry.meMan
over a year ago

Hartlepool

A flees knee cap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A small grapefruit or a large orange.

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By *r AnalyticMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton

I can cover my nipples with a 5p

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"This pin that I have from last years poppy appeal

Ok you might win this thread

Into the back of the net! Two won threads in two days, I'm on a role!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sky remote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A coffee cup

Could you fit everything inside do you reckon? That’s the question

if i can pack a shopping bag at aldi at the rate they chuck em at ya

Packing my pecker should be a doddle unless you know of a vagina i can store it in thats a better fit

Will get back to you on the vagina!

in the meantime I can provide a mega mug?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tortilla chip lol

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I could stuff them into a mug... tea anyone?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could stuff them into a mug... tea anyone?

LvM

Leave the teabag in!

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By *rmainman10Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Magnifier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blue IKEA bag

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I can use a frying pan to cover my boobs...one at a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4 seater sofa.

I am calling bull poo because nobody owns a sofa that big these days. When would you even use a sofa that big

Omg you're saying I don't have 3 friends!

Ah shit it's true.

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