FabSwingers.com forum: I’m a catfish

By *ttmcdguy OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I’ve just rudely been called a catfish

WTF

Seriously I’m a male who badly imitates a female and enjoy meeting guys for sex

Who on earth would I be if I’m using my profile as a catfish

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Did you decline to meet this person ?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Did you decline to meet this person ?"

That was I was thinking

Marc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than a chocolate starfish

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By *ttmcdguy OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Did you decline to meet this person ?"

No it didn’t even get as far as a 3rd message

He lived about 200 miles away

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I’ve just rudely been called a catfish

WTF

Seriously I’m a male who badly imitates a female and enjoy meeting guys for sex

Who on earth would I be if I’m using my profile as a catfish "

This really made me chuckle. I really hope that was your intention

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

That's okay, I'm sea slug

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'm a mermaid

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

OMG that’s about the funniest thing I’ve read today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a massive catfish. I’ve got half decent thighs but the rest of me looks like a freddo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Total catfish here

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I’m a massive catfish. I’ve got half decent thighs but the rest of me looks like a freddo."

Mr or Mrs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a massive catfish. I’ve got half decent thighs but the rest of me looks like a freddo.

Mr or Mrs?

Mr. She’s not a catfish. She looks just as bad in pictures as she does in real life

This is a joke before anyone kicks off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a massive catfish. I’ve got half decent thighs but the rest of me looks like a freddo.

Mr or Mrs?

Mr. She’s not a catfish. She looks just as bad in pictures as she does in real life

This is a joke before anyone kicks off."

Ah now this made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a massive catfish. I’ve got half decent thighs but the rest of me looks like a freddo.

Mr or Mrs?

Mr. She’s not a catfish. She looks just as bad in pictures as she does in real life

This is a joke before anyone kicks off.

Ah now this made me laugh.

It’s becoming a habit. You’re getting too happy for my liking.

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

"I’m a massive catfish. I’ve got half decent thighs but the rest of me looks like a freddo.

Mr or Mrs?

Mr. She’s not a catfish. She looks just as bad in pictures as she does in real life

This is a joke before anyone kicks off."

Your a brave man if you ment it she would have killed you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a massive catfish. I’ve got half decent thighs but the rest of me looks like a freddo.

Mr or Mrs?

Mr. She’s not a catfish. She looks just as bad in pictures as she does in real life

This is a joke before anyone kicks off.

Ah now this made me laugh.

It’s becoming a habit. You’re getting too happy for my liking."

Ok ok, I'll put the wine down!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a massive catfish. I’ve got half decent thighs but the rest of me looks like a freddo.

Mr or Mrs?

Mr. She’s not a catfish. She looks just as bad in pictures as she does in real life

This is a joke before anyone kicks off.

Your a brave man if you ment it she would have killed you"

Luckily she has a great sense of humour so I think I’m safe.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I’m a massive catfish. I’ve got half decent thighs but the rest of me looks like a freddo.

Mr or Mrs?

Mr. She’s not a catfish. She looks just as bad in pictures as she does in real life

This is a joke before anyone kicks off."

See I would of thought it was because you are a bottom feeder in a very muddy pond, but that's just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a massive catfish. I’ve got half decent thighs but the rest of me looks like a freddo.

Mr or Mrs?

Mr. She’s not a catfish. She looks just as bad in pictures as she does in real life

This is a joke before anyone kicks off.

Your a brave man if you ment it she would have killed you

Luckily she has a great sense of humour so I think I’m safe."

She must do if she married you

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I’m a massive catfish. I’ve got half decent thighs but the rest of me looks like a freddo.

Mr or Mrs?

Mr. She’s not a catfish. She looks just as bad in pictures as she does in real life

This is a joke before anyone kicks off.

Your a brave man if you ment it she would have killed you

Luckily she has a great sense of humour so I think I’m safe.

She must do if she married you

Psst, she's calling you a joke buddy. You going to take that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a massive catfish. I’ve got half decent thighs but the rest of me looks like a freddo.

Mr or Mrs?

Mr. She’s not a catfish. She looks just as bad in pictures as she does in real life

This is a joke before anyone kicks off.

Your a brave man if you ment it she would have killed you

Luckily she has a great sense of humour so I think I’m safe.

She must do if she married you

Jealousy isn’t a good look on you.

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