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By *onkeynut OP   Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

Experienced spider catcher required asap.

Why do the biggest, ugliest, scariest ones always appear when you’re just about to get some sleep

Crawled right across the pillow

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Ooooh, he's a cheeky little chappie

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

He just protecting you spiders are our friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll catch it for you

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"He just protecting you spiders are our friends "

My 'friends' would be thrown out if they plonked themselves on my pillow next to me at night

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

Cotswolds


"Experienced spider catcher required asap.

Why do the biggest, ugliest, scariest ones always appear when you’re just about to get some sleep

Crawled right across the pillow "

At least you saw him coming this time, just think of all the times he’s crawled over your face and in your mouth before tonight sweet dreams xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need.... 'spiderman'.. Teehee

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By *ustagentMan
over a year ago

wa14

Natures pest control officers think of all the flies we would have!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks I'm out. I cant stand the things.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

You might have heard me screaming like a wee girl last year when I was awoken by a spider crawling up my leg they probably heard me screaming on the space station.

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Did he plump the pillow and then say good night ,if so i would sleep downstairs if i were you

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By *onkeynut OP   Woman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I’ll catch it for you "

Finally, someone offering help!

And um, can you do it topless too please?

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By *onkeynut OP   Woman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Experienced spider catcher required asap.

Why do the biggest, ugliest, scariest ones always appear when you’re just about to get some sleep

Crawled right across the pillow

At least you saw him coming this time, just think of all the times he’s crawled over your face and in your mouth before tonight sweet dreams xx"

why? Why would you say that?!

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

Cotswolds


"Experienced spider catcher required asap.

Why do the biggest, ugliest, scariest ones always appear when you’re just about to get some sleep

Crawled right across the pillow

At least you saw him coming this time, just think of all the times he’s crawled over your face and in your mouth before tonight sweet dreams xx

why? Why would you say that?! "

Oh don’t worry about the ones that crawl over your face it’s the ones that crawl under the sheets and up your legs that you should worry about - the dirty little buggers x

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