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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Picture the scene ............... Am sitting on sofa, dropped something on the floor, bent down to pick it up and came face to face with a .............. mouse !!!!!!

Now most of u know I have a complete phobia about mice and rats, I am up - off the sofa - legged it into the kitchen and my little heart is beating and pounding sooooo hard I swear I can see it jumping out my chest ............

and my breathing ....... well - it took me a long long long time to calm down and not feel like I was gonna die .... I am gonna kill the bloody cats !!!!!

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

The joys of having cats ...... we get plenty of little gifts from our three

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Eeek! Can handle mice, it's when the little buggers bring bats in that I go a bit wibbly-wobbly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found or should I say encountered a mouse in our shed not long ago...never been in there again since, hate them, creep me out

I was the same, blind panic screaming and running away as fast as I could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As part of my job , i have to go into a building to do checks on the water quality, and it just so happens this building is for animal testing and so have thousands and thousands of mice /rats and frogs around !

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Picture the scene ............... Am sitting on sofa, dropped something on the floor, bent down to pick it up and came face to face with a .............. mouse !!!!!!

Now most of u know I have a complete phobia about mice and rats, I am up - off the sofa - legged it into the kitchen and my little heart is beating and pounding sooooo hard I swear I can see it jumping out my chest ............

and my breathing ....... well - it took me a long long long time to calm down and not feel like I was gonna die .... I am gonna kill the bloody cats !!!!! "
Sorry to ask a probably dumb question here, but was a it alive nad kicking or was it half a mouse that the cat had brought in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It was the whole bloody thing - looking up at me, and it was dead, I know DEAD but - I have a complete phobia about them .................

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"It was the whole bloody thing - looking up at me, and it was dead, I know DEAD but - I have a complete phobia about them ................. "
ANd I was not making fun... I can totally understand phobias - they are not about rational thoughts and logic and they can make life very difficult. Have a stiff....err...drink!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was the whole bloody thing - looking up at me, and it was dead, I know DEAD but - I have a complete phobia about them ................. ANd I was not making fun... I can totally understand phobias - they are not about rational thoughts and logic and they can make life very difficult. Have a stiff....err...drink! "

better still and this is the really funny bit - whilst having heart palpitations was chatting on the fone to a guy .............. who called me a wuss but was sympathetic and was trying to calm me down - his job is ...... an Environmental Health Officer, now how ironic is that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine bought one into the house once. I did not know about it until I started to hear squeaking noises when she played with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had this a few years back.

i was laying down on the floor watching tv and fell asleep.

when i woke a half eaten mouse was on my chest directly looking at me.

the cat was asleep.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hey Minxy, did you know that I'm offices it's always 'show and tell' on Mondays? Take your mouse in....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Hey Minxy, did you know that I'm offices it's always 'show and tell' on Mondays? Take your mouse in...."

In offices....doh!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

My little bugger caught one and brought it in a couple of years ago, came into the lounge and promptly dropped it onto the floor. At which point, it decided it wasn't dead and ran for it, straight under the sofa! Took us half an hour to catch the little sod, with the cat trying to get in the door (we had shut him out of the lounge) and eventually put it back in the garden.

Cute little sod it was too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My little bugger caught one and brought it in a couple of years ago, came into the lounge and promptly dropped it onto the floor. At which point, it decided it wasn't dead and ran for it, straight under the sofa! Took us half an hour to catch the little sod, with the cat trying to get in the door (we had shut him out of the lounge) and eventually put it back in the garden.

Cute little sod it was too! "

There is nothing CUTE about a mouse ............ they scare the s**t out of me Dead or Alive .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got to be better than having to move all the furniture to try and get the thing.

cats do that.bring them in and let them go

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I hatttttttttttttttttttttttttte them....

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"My little bugger caught one and brought it in a couple of years ago, came into the lounge and promptly dropped it onto the floor. At which point, it decided it wasn't dead and ran for it, straight under the sofa! Took us half an hour to catch the little sod, with the cat trying to get in the door (we had shut him out of the lounge) and eventually put it back in the garden.

Cute little sod it was too!

There is nothing CUTE about a mouse ............ they scare the s**t out of me Dead or Alive ....... "

Squeek?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My little bugger caught one and brought it in a couple of years ago, came into the lounge and promptly dropped it onto the floor. At which point, it decided it wasn't dead and ran for it, straight under the sofa! Took us half an hour to catch the little sod, with the cat trying to get in the door (we had shut him out of the lounge) and eventually put it back in the garden.

Cute little sod it was too!

There is nothing CUTE about a mouse ............ they scare the s**t out of me Dead or Alive ....... "
Shhhhhhhhhhhh! You're upsetting my little mate, Jerry........

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

My one and only time when I couldn't get 'wood', was with an ex that I ran back into, a number of years after we'd split up. We randomly bumped into each other in a club, went back to hers and were getting frisky in her bedroom, when I heard a scuffling noise beside the bead...

Turns out her pet rat had woken up and was wondering what was going on.

Before you ask, it was in a glass tank and no, I hadn't noticed it, when I first walked in.

Needless to say, the rat didn't get to see much after that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My little bugger caught one and brought it in a couple of years ago, came into the lounge and promptly dropped it onto the floor. At which point, it decided it wasn't dead and ran for it, straight under the sofa! Took us half an hour to catch the little sod, with the cat trying to get in the door (we had shut him out of the lounge) and eventually put it back in the garden.

Cute little sod it was too!

There is nothing CUTE about a mouse ............ they scare the s**t out of me Dead or Alive .......

Squeek? "

u don't scare me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My little bugger caught one and brought it in a couple of years ago, came into the lounge and promptly dropped it onto the floor. At which point, it decided it wasn't dead and ran for it, straight under the sofa! Took us half an hour to catch the little sod, with the cat trying to get in the door (we had shut him out of the lounge) and eventually put it back in the garden.

Cute little sod it was too!

There is nothing CUTE about a mouse ............ they scare the s**t out of me Dead or Alive ....... Shhhhhhhhhhhh! You're upsetting my little mate, Jerry........

"

now this'll make u laugh, if Jerry is a hamster he will be fine with me ..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My little bugger caught one and brought it in a couple of years ago, came into the lounge and promptly dropped it onto the floor. At which point, it decided it wasn't dead and ran for it, straight under the sofa! Took us half an hour to catch the little sod, with the cat trying to get in the door (we had shut him out of the lounge) and eventually put it back in the garden.

Cute little sod it was too!

There is nothing CUTE about a mouse ............ they scare the s**t out of me Dead or Alive ....... Shhhhhhhhhhhh! You're upsetting my little mate, Jerry........

now this'll make u laugh, if Jerry is a hamster he will be fine with me .......... "

Pray enlighten one... Why should a hamster be different to a mouse....?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aw poor little mouse .... and poor little Minxie

I remember years ago my cat brought one in, the poor wee thing ran under the Christmas tree skirt to hide, I could see it's little tail poking out, so I pulled on it (to rescue it before the cat found it) and the bugger bit me!

I like mice.... now if it had been a spider

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

My cat brought one inside one night. The mouse was held firmly between his teeth... until the bloody cat miaowed at me, as if to show how proud he was at catching this damn mouse. The mouse seized the opportunity and jumped to the floor before running into the kitchen. It then hid underneath the kitchen cupboards...I had to pull the kitchen apart to get the little fucker out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pfffft, a likkle mouse! My big bad fat mog has decided that mice are for scaredy cats - he brings me pigeons, full bloody grown, flappin like a bugger, rats of the skies - was finding feathers for weeks after! And he still brings them in

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"pfffft, a likkle mouse! My big bad fat mog has decided that mice are for scaredy cats - he brings me pigeons, full bloody grown, flappin like a bugger, rats of the skies - was finding feathers for weeks after! And he still brings them in "

And how long have you had a pet tiger for...! Ambitious bugger isn't it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see how a skittering, lively mouse might cause upset as it scurried around the house. But a dead one? Just needs to be picked up and flushed down the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My little bugger caught one and brought it in a couple of years ago, came into the lounge and promptly dropped it onto the floor. At which point, it decided it wasn't dead and ran for it, straight under the sofa! Took us half an hour to catch the little sod, with the cat trying to get in the door (we had shut him out of the lounge) and eventually put it back in the garden.

Cute little sod it was too!

There is nothing CUTE about a mouse ............ they scare the s**t out of me Dead or Alive ....... Shhhhhhhhhhhh! You're upsetting my little mate, Jerry........

now this'll make u laugh, if Jerry is a hamster he will be fine with me ..........

Pray enlighten one... Why should a hamster be different to a mouse....?????

"

it doesnt have a tail (well only a titchy one) ................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pfffft, a likkle mouse! My big bad fat mog has decided that mice are for scaredy cats - he brings me pigeons, full bloody grown, flappin like a bugger, rats of the skies - was finding feathers for weeks after! And he still brings them in

And how long have you had a pet tiger for...! Ambitious bugger isn't it! "

just like his mummy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Minxy, did you know that I'm offices it's always 'show and tell' on Mondays? Take your mouse in....

In offices....doh!"

i can't - I rang a friend round the corner after legging it out the house and asked him to come round and remove it for me ................. I got a text a while later telling me "rodent removed" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My little bugger caught one and brought it in a couple of years ago, came into the lounge and promptly dropped it onto the floor. At which point, it decided it wasn't dead and ran for it, straight under the sofa! Took us half an hour to catch the little sod, with the cat trying to get in the door (we had shut him out of the lounge) and eventually put it back in the garden.

Cute little sod it was too!

There is nothing CUTE about a mouse ............ they scare the s**t out of me Dead or Alive ....... Shhhhhhhhhhhh! You're upsetting my little mate, Jerry........

now this'll make u laugh, if Jerry is a hamster he will be fine with me ..........

Pray enlighten one... Why should a hamster be different to a mouse....?????

it doesnt have a tail (well only a titchy one) ................ "
So what about my pet Rat, Smelly....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"aw poor little mouse .... and poor little Minxie

I remember years ago my cat brought one in, the poor wee thing ran under the Christmas tree skirt to hide, I could see it's little tail poking out, so I pulled on it (to rescue it before the cat found it) and the bugger bit me!

I like mice.... now if it had been a spider "

Spiders are no problem whatsoever

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