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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You’ll know I detest the clichés you can get on here.

Any kind - I find myself rolling my eyes and I have the Benny Hill tune replaying in my head.

Now - this is my issue and I own it. I’ll also roll my eyes but still think you cliche users are fabulous.

What I wish to know is this - am I the only one?

Thats all for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quiche is not nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah your eyes are like pools of blue wonderment, OP

Treat her with respect, guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quiche is not nice"

FAF?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah your eyes are like pools of blue wonderment, OP

Treat her with respect, guys

I’ll also leave the house without knickers on

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Ah your eyes are like pools of blue wonderment, OP

Treat her with respect, guys

Respect is earned and not given....

.... But saying that, Floro seems quite lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah your eyes are like pools of blue wonderment, OP

Treat her with respect, guys

Respect is earned and not given....

.... But saying that, Floro seems quite lovely"

Haha

But true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quiche is not nice

FAF?"
bring an a/c unit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”

I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quiche is not nice

FAF?bring an a/c unit

On it

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”

I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try."

Your mind is full of the foulest depraved acts though. Have you ever considered a career in the church?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”

I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try."

Truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”

I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.

Your mind is full of the foulest depraved acts though. Have you ever considered a career in the church?"

I find adult women attractive so I’m not suited to that organisation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is so many things on fab that makes me role my eyes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is so many things on fab that makes me role my eyes. "

Maybe I’m not alone

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”

I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.

Your mind is full of the foulest depraved acts though. Have you ever considered a career in the church?

I find adult women attractive so I’m not suited to that organisation."

I'm sure they would try to convert you to the true faith though

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”

I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try."

All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.

Floro, I'm with you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”

I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.

All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.

Floro, I'm with you!"

Love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”

I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.

All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.

Floro, I'm with you!"

I thought I was pretty unshockable when it came to sex but fab has been a real eye opener.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”

I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.

All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.

Floro, I'm with you!

I thought I was pretty unshockable when it came to sex but fab has been a real eye opener."

Some of the things I've been asked haven't even been what I always thought sex was

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think I’m just grumpy

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I think I’m just grumpy "

Nowt wrong with being grumpy lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”

I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.

All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.

Floro, I'm with you!

I thought I was pretty unshockable when it came to sex but fab has been a real eye opener.

Some of the things I've been asked haven't even been what I always thought sex was

We’ve had some strange ones. Some I wouldn’t even repeat on a public forum.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I think I’m just grumpy "

Don't be grumpy!

Or I'll start asking everyone to send you peen.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You’ll know I detest the clichés you can get on here.

Any kind - I find myself rolling my eyes and I have the Benny Hill tune replaying in my head.

Now - this is my issue and I own it. I’ll also roll my eyes but still think you cliche users are fabulous.

What I wish to know is this - am I the only one?

Thats all for now"

You’re one in a million.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think I’m just grumpy

Nowt wrong with being grumpy lass"

True

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”

I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.

All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.

Floro, I'm with you!

I thought I was pretty unshockable when it came to sex but fab has been a real eye opener.

Some of the things I've been asked haven't even been what I always thought sex was

We’ve had some strange ones. Some I wouldn’t even repeat on a public forum."

See... now I really want to know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think I’m just grumpy

Don't be grumpy!

Or I'll start asking everyone to send you peen."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ll know I detest the clichés you can get on here.

Any kind - I find myself rolling my eyes and I have the Benny Hill tune replaying in my head.

Now - this is my issue and I own it. I’ll also roll my eyes but still think you cliche users are fabulous.

What I wish to know is this - am I the only one?

Thats all for now

You’re one in a million.

As are you fiddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”

I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.

All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.

Floro, I'm with you!

I thought I was pretty unshockable when it came to sex but fab has been a real eye opener.

Some of the things I've been asked haven't even been what I always thought sex was

We’ve had some strange ones. Some I wouldn’t even repeat on a public forum.

See... now I really want to know! "

One involved my wife’s Dad. I don’t think I need to say anymore than that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”

I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.

All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.

Floro, I'm with you!

I thought I was pretty unshockable when it came to sex but fab has been a real eye opener.

Some of the things I've been asked haven't even been what I always thought sex was

We’ve had some strange ones. Some I wouldn’t even repeat on a public forum.

See... now I really want to know!

One involved my wife’s Dad. I don’t think I need to say anymore than that."

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”

I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.

All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.

Floro, I'm with you!

I thought I was pretty unshockable when it came to sex but fab has been a real eye opener.

Some of the things I've been asked haven't even been what I always thought sex was

We’ve had some strange ones. Some I wouldn’t even repeat on a public forum.

See... now I really want to know!

One involved my wife’s Dad. I don’t think I need to say anymore than that."

And the scariest one I had was "would you take a shit in my mouth"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Different Strokes for Different Folks Flo!

Each to their own !

It might be your opinion but it's not my opinion !

Your eyes are like petals - bicycle pedals they go round and round and round.......

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Do you bite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Different Strokes for Different Folks Flo!

Each to their own !

It might be your opinion but it's not my opinion !

Your eyes are like petals - bicycle pedals they go round and round and round.......

you inspire me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”

I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.

All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.

Floro, I'm with you!

I thought I was pretty unshockable when it came to sex but fab has been a real eye opener.

Some of the things I've been asked haven't even been what I always thought sex was

We’ve had some strange ones. Some I wouldn’t even repeat on a public forum.

See... now I really want to know!

One involved my wife’s Dad. I don’t think I need to say anymore than that.

And the scariest one I had was "would you take a shit in my mouth"

Well you don't always have much luck on the toilet let's face it

Too much ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”

I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.

All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.

Floro, I'm with you!

I thought I was pretty unshockable when it came to sex but fab has been a real eye opener.

Some of the things I've been asked haven't even been what I always thought sex was

We’ve had some strange ones. Some I wouldn’t even repeat on a public forum.

See... now I really want to know!

One involved my wife’s Dad. I don’t think I need to say anymore than that.

And the scariest one I had was "would you take a shit in my mouth"

And how many times did you meet them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you bite?"

Mostly

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”

I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.

All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.

Floro, I'm with you!

I thought I was pretty unshockable when it came to sex but fab has been a real eye opener.

Some of the things I've been asked haven't even been what I always thought sex was

We’ve had some strange ones. Some I wouldn’t even repeat on a public forum.

See... now I really want to know!

One involved my wife’s Dad. I don’t think I need to say anymore than that.

And the scariest one I had was "would you take a shit in my mouth"

Well you don't always have much luck on the toilet let's face it

Too much ??

Ewwwwww

Now people are going to think I shat myself ffs.

I didn't.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Do you bite?

Mostly

Nooooo honey. Your answer is

"If you ask nicely"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I think I've mellowed in old age. Back when I was a young un, maybe. Now I just think, meh. Apart from when I'm on my period.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you bite?

Mostly

Nooooo honey. Your answer is

"If you ask nicely""

Fuck

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I think I've mellowed in old age. Back when I was a young un, maybe. Now I just think, meh. Apart from when I'm on my period.

I’m always on my period

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Do you bite?

Mostly

Nooooo honey. Your answer is

"If you ask nicely"

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I've mellowed in old age. Back when I was a young un, maybe. Now I just think, meh. Apart from when I'm on my period.

Oh my sweet lovely …. You’re a young queen still

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”

I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.

All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.

Floro, I'm with you!

I thought I was pretty unshockable when it came to sex but fab has been a real eye opener.

Some of the things I've been asked haven't even been what I always thought sex was

We’ve had some strange ones. Some I wouldn’t even repeat on a public forum.

See... now I really want to know!

One involved my wife’s Dad. I don’t think I need to say anymore than that.

And the scariest one I had was "would you take a shit in my mouth"

Well you don't always have much luck on the toilet let's face it

Too much ??

Ewwwwww

Now people are going to think I shat myself ffs.

I didn't."

You didn't before anyone asks haha ..

But you didn't think you were getting away with the other day did you seriously??

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Do you bite?

Mostly

Nooooo honey. Your answer is

"If you ask nicely"

Fuck

Never on a first date thanks

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I think I've mellowed in old age. Back when I was a young un, maybe. Now I just think, meh. Apart from when I'm on my period.

I’m always on my period

That explains the love of hitting things. I get like that too.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I think I've mellowed in old age. Back when I was a young un, maybe. Now I just think, meh. Apart from when I'm on my period.

I’m always on my period

That explains the love of hitting things. I get like that too."

Oh no. Thats just because I’m a dickhead apparently

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”

I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.

All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.

Floro, I'm with you!

I thought I was pretty unshockable when it came to sex but fab has been a real eye opener.

Some of the things I've been asked haven't even been what I always thought sex was

We’ve had some strange ones. Some I wouldn’t even repeat on a public forum.

See... now I really want to know!

One involved my wife’s Dad. I don’t think I need to say anymore than that.

And the scariest one I had was "would you take a shit in my mouth"

Well you don't always have much luck on the toilet let's face it

Too much ??

Ewwwwww

Now people are going to think I shat myself ffs.

I didn't.

You didn't before anyone asks haha ..

But you didn't think you were getting away with the other day did you seriously??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ll know I detest the clichés you can get on here.

Any kind - I find myself rolling my eyes and I have the Benny Hill tune replaying in my head.

Now - this is my issue and I own it. I’ll also roll my eyes but still think you cliche users are fabulous.

What I wish to know is this - am I the only one?

Thats all for now"

New to this will fill on later, on over a year and nothing on profile.

Ohh there's so many eye roll statements.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ll know I detest the clichés you can get on here.

Any kind - I find myself rolling my eyes and I have the Benny Hill tune replaying in my head.

Now - this is my issue and I own it. I’ll also roll my eyes but still think you cliche users are fabulous.

What I wish to know is this - am I the only one?

Thats all for now

New to this will fill on later, on over a year and nothing on profile.

Ohh there's so many eye roll statements."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most annoying one for me is people actually just not reading my profile.

Asking stupid questions, are your tits real(NO)

Would love to meet a trans woman like you(I'm not trans)

I'm partnered(I've got if your partnered don't contact me)

Can th missus watch(NO)

I always read a profile it's really simple.

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