FabSwingers.com forum: rate my ass

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have i got a nice ass? What do you fantastic people think of it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could have wiped it first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it away!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me I must worm the cat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mean asshole because that's all I can see right now! Looks the same as every other asshole I've seen just more. . . . .in your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmm enough said...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could have wiped it first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reminds me I must worm the cat!

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you mean asshole because that's all I can see right now! Looks the same as every other asshole I've seen just more. . . . .in your face

Hopefully not !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Suppose all you people commenting are perfect, you must be with all the negative critisism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

look at your inbox you doughnut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never criticised you arse. Just pointing out the bare facts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as good as a donkey or mule, but your dedinitely an ass!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I expect if you had asked the same question on fab guys the response may be a bit different

I think you're brave to put yourself out there and ask the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That pic looks like Gonzo with a hole in his head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry mste but that photo is horrible!!! girls like bum pics like mine not arse holes!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smell it from here and we are in Tenerife !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just when I thought the forums were getting as boring as they could be we get a thread like this.

All hail the arse and the amusement its has brought fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suppose all you people commenting are perfect, you must be with all the negative critisism."

I am not criticising...I was just surprised, I saw your thread title and expected to see a nice bum pic, not a hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

look at your inbox you doughnut!

Ok...very behind on mail and been busy today

P.S Where's your pic of your asshole haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha what a numpty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry mste but that photo is horrible!!! girls like bum pics like mine not arse holes!!! lol"

Yes, exactly like yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I like t-girls and women hence the reason i aint on fab guys. Im sure i could look at other peoples photos and find faults. Dont mind a bit of banter and this post was for fun and feedback. Maybe the post should of said rate my ass if you aint full of yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we see a pic of your arse then and maybe we can rate it!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

And that Fabbers is where we get the term 'rusty bullet hole'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like t-girls and women hence the reason i aint on fab guys. Im sure i could look at other peoples photos and find faults. Dont mind a bit of banter and this post was for fun and feedback. Maybe the post should of said rate my ass if you aint full of yourself."

Aww don't take it personally OP, but really I don't like bumholes, regardless of who they belong to.

It is just isn't a pretty sight, to me anyway.

Much rather just see your bum, upright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

look at your inbox you doughnut!

Ok...very behind on mail and been busy today

P.S Where's your pic of your asshole haha"

ha ha no one wants to see that!

but if you how me yours I will show mine???

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

look at your inbox you doughnut!

It looks like a doughnut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And that Fabbers is where we get the term 'rusty bullet hole'"

Not heard that one but I'm storing it for future use!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Have i got a nice ass? What do you fantastic people think of it? "

I think I can see your breakfast.

PS If you don't like criticism, the forums not teh best place to ask for rates. Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ha ha ha the more you look at his photo the funny it is!....... in sick kind of put off your dinner way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you dont like it then dont comment on it surely. I find the critisism amusing. Least i dont have to fold back the flab to get to my asshole.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"ha ha ha the more you look at his photo the funny it is!....... in sick kind of put off your dinner way! "

Well, I've gone off my butterscotch angel delight for sure.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Ugly.. as I said in previous thread ..and a topic i posted last week. Its the gayest pose ever ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So just because people have an opinion that wasn't what you wanted, they are full of themselves?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Have i got a nice ass? What do you fantastic people think of it? "

Can t see mister,

some ones stuck a bum hole in the way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i did fancy a chocolate donut... Not hungry now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP we are not full of ourselves! You asked us to rate it! And rated we have!

The forums are full of banter and perhaps a little teasing now and then!

Personally " bum holes" does absolutely nothing for me as a woman, now if you had posted a nice bum cheek pic, you may have received a different response from us!

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By *etsdance1987Man
over a year ago

Runcorn

All you need is a W on one cheek and a W on the other, and my rate of it would be 'WOW'

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nuff said

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"All you need is a W on one cheek and a W on the other, and my rate of it would be 'WOW'

Funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ych a fi

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It would be better if the title had read "berate my ass" then many of these posts would have been valued.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

dear oh dear !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ych a fi

Exactly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suppose all you people commenting are perfect, you must be with all the negative critisism."

Well you did ask for people to rate it. Personally I think your ass may be ok but that's a horrible picture... Just my view... Which you asked for remember x

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"If you dont like it then dont comment on it surely. I find the critisism amusing. Least i dont have to fold back the flab to get to my asshole."

If you don't like the comments, don't ask for ratings...surely the responses show it's not a popular pose for pictures with a lot of people - as previously said, it is a very gay pose and may be better received on a gay site in my opinion. I too don't like to see a gaping arsehole, there's plenty of lovely bum shots for perving purposes, why don't you see if you can find one, I'm sure you've probably got a very nice bum

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

To be honest mate. Posting a pic of your ring piece and asking people to rate it was only ever going to go one way.

Down the shitter !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be better if the title had read "berate my ass" then many of these posts would have been valued."

A negative rating is still a rating!

Might have helped him if you could see his bum instead of his gooch and what is at either end of said gooch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly... That's horrible, but then I ain't gay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't stop whistling now for some reason

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I bet a lot of dark matter falls out of that black hole!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I can smell spunk ! Who's farted ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can smell spunk ! Who's farted ?"

Just wrong!

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"All you need is a W on one cheek and a W on the other, and my rate of it would be 'WOW'

Funny!

And if he did a handstand it would read mom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's only enough room for one sheriff in this town pilgrim!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I aint gay either im bisexual, think youll find theres a differnce. As for smelling it from where ever you are you must have a nose bigger than your dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All you need is a W on one cheek and a W on the other, and my rate of it would be 'WOW'

Funny!

And if he did a handstand it would read mom

Or he could do LOL, in this case standing for 'lots of lube'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I aint gay either im bisexual, think youll find theres a differnce. As for smelling it from where ever you are you must have a nose bigger than your dick"

Ah come on, no need to be disrespectful is there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I'm thinking is that you must have long bloody arms to take a self shot like that!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I aint gay either im bisexual, think youll find theres a differnce. As for smelling it from where ever you are you must have a nose bigger than your dick

Ah come on, no need to be disrespectful is there!

Maybe you should point that out to all the comedians on here then, well when people are disrespectful to me im gonna give it back.

didnt realise how many people were thick either, like i said theres a difference between being bisexual and gay. Aint rocker science is it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's rocker science?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I aint gay either im bisexual, think youll find theres a differnce. As for smelling it from where ever you are you must have a nose bigger than your dick

Ah come on, no need to be disrespectful is there!

Maybe you should point that out to all the comedians on here then, well when people are disrespectful to me im gonna give it back.

didnt realise how many people were thick either, like i said theres a difference between being bisexual and gay. Aint rocker science is it."

No one has been disrespectful, and no one called you gay... and that isn't 'rocker' science either

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I don't find the pose very flattering if I'm honest. Would prefer to see your bum cheeks.

But nice smooth balls

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"If you dont like it then dont comment on it surely. I find the critisism amusing. Least i dont have to fold back the flab to get to my asshole."

Well we can't help but see it can we? Post called 'rate my ass' I think 'ooooh there'll be a peach or two here' then BAM! Bumhole in my face!

You didn't give me a choice not to see it soooooo I get to rate it.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I aint gay either im bisexual, think youll find theres a differnce. As for smelling it from where ever you are you must have a nose bigger than your dick

Ah come on, no need to be disrespectful is there!

Maybe you should point that out to all the comedians on here then, well when people are disrespectful to me im gonna give it back.

didnt realise how many people were thick either, like i said theres a difference between being bisexual and gay. Aint rocker science is it."

Nobody's been disrespectful to you, they've merely done as you asked and rated your picture of your arsehole - the fact that no-one likes it is not disrespectful, only you choose to take it that way and ignore the helpful comments. Also, the only mention of gay was saying that the picture might go down better on a gay site - that's not commenting on your sexuality either...

Anyway, it's your arsehole, your choice to display it, and your choice to respond like an arsehole to constructive criticism...have a good evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well your hole is erm roundish, your balls look a bit bumpy but your have had a close shave, so will say 5/10.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

A lesson learnt here

Don't post a rate my arse pic on the forums unless you are able to take the fall out

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