FabSwingers.com forum: Pork Pie Roundabout

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that a roundabout in Leicester has been called the Pork Pie roundabout. Leicester is the club that Gary Lineker made his reputation at.

The Mood Hoover's from PETA want it renamed the Vegan Pie roundabout because of the soaring obesity rates in Leicester. PETA is a group that campaigns for the Protection and Ethical Treatment of Animals. What vegan pork pies and naming roundabouts has to do with them is concerning. If not pork pie then what should this roundabout be called. And are the Leicester folk more portly than the rest. This is all over the news.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolute U-turn Tom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about "pork pie" hats Tom, are they safe?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm worried about your stress levels Tom. A lot of stuff seems to worry you.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s all over the tofuuuus

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Yeah well, PETA are dicks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

At least it's not Milton Keynes Tom ..

Full time job naming them all there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

You say PETA and I say PETA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom what are you views on Gary Lineker?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Tom what are you views on Gary Lineker? "

Doesn't he make crisps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom what are you views on Gary Lineker?

Doesn't he make crisps?"

He shits where he wants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom what are you views on Gary Lineker?

Doesn't he make crisps?

He shits where he wants."

What are your views on Wayne Lineker?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

You say PETA and I say PETA"

Let's call the whole thing off

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Tom what are you views on Gary Lineker?

Doesn't he make crisps?

He shits where he wants."

He's living the dream then, lucky bastard

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The ‘PETA picked a pickled pork pie pepper roundabout’ has a lovely ring to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s like the spaghetti junction!

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

This thread seems to have taken the wrong exit from the roundabout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom what are you views on Gary Lineker?

Doesn't he make crisps?

He shits where he wants.

What are your views on Wayne Lineker?"

I am not implying anything here but I find it very fitting that he disappeared to the same place all British criminals went to hide from the law.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom what are you views on Gary Lineker?

Doesn't he make crisps?

He shits where he wants.

What are your views on Wayne Lineker?

I am not implying anything here but I find it very fitting that he disappeared to the same place all British criminals went to hide from the law.

There is a definite implication there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom what are you views on Gary Lineker?

Doesn't he make crisps?

He shits where he wants.

He's living the dream then, lucky bastard"

I don’t mind him personally but he supports 2 teams. I don’t trust anyone who supports 2 teams.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Used to go over that roundabout every day on the way to work. Didn't gain an ounce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom what are you views on Gary Lineker?

Doesn't he make crisps?

He shits where he wants.

What are your views on Wayne Lineker?

I am not implying anything here but I find it very fitting that he disappeared to the same place all British criminals went to hide from the law.

There is a definite implication there."

He wouldn’t win babysitter of the year.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Is PETA demanding a name change for BirmingHAM ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is PETA demanding a name change for BirmingHAM ?"

They want to replace it with PETA bread

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Renaming a roundabout is a well known tactic to combat obesity………..

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Renaming a roundabout is a well known tactic to combat obesity……….."

And less hassle than going to Weight Watchers every week

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Tom what are you views on Gary Lineker?

Doesn't he make crisps?

He shits where he wants.

What are your views on Wayne Lineker?

I am not implying anything here but I find it very fitting that he disappeared to the same place all British criminals went to hide from the law.

Newcastle.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom what are you views on Gary Lineker?

Doesn't he make crisps?

He shits where he wants.

What are your views on Wayne Lineker?

I am not implying anything here but I find it very fitting that he disappeared to the same place all British criminals went to hide from the law.

Newcastle.?"

Costa del Sol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just read the article and they say it’s to encourage people to make healthier food choices. Is a vegan pie healthier? A vegan sausage roll has more calories than a McDonald’s cheeseburger. Is a vegan diet healthier?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’ve just read the article and they say it’s to encourage people to make healthier food choices. Is a vegan pie healthier? A vegan sausage roll has more calories than a McDonald’s cheeseburger. Is a vegan diet healthier?"

I didn’t think it was a better calorie content diet either. I suspect someone had too much time on their hands, after all it’s not actually named after a pork pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps they're also planning to dress the library (that the roundabout is named after) as a carrot, sure that'll help ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn’t think it was a better calorie content diet either. I suspect someone had too much time on their hands, after all it’s not actually named after a pork pie

Without a lot of supplements I wouldn’t imagine it’s healthier at all.

I’ve got no problem with anyone wanting to eat this way, just don’t tell me what I should be eating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps they're also planning to dress the library (that the roundabout is named after) as a carrot, sure that'll help ....

Don’t give the ideas. They’ll rename Melton Mowbray next

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I didn’t think it was a better calorie content diet either. I suspect someone had too much time on their hands, after all it’s not actually named after a pork pie

Without a lot of supplements I wouldn’t imagine it’s healthier at all.

I’ve got no problem with anyone wanting to eat this way, just don’t tell me what I should be eating. "

Completely agree

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Some people might get in a pickle going round this one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people might get in a pickle going round this one..."

Well done, "problem" solved. The Pork & Pickle Roundabout, something for everyone

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I’ve just read the article and they say it’s to encourage people to make healthier food choices. Is a vegan pie healthier? A vegan sausage roll has more calories than a McDonald’s

cheeseburger. Is a vegan diet healthier?"

Reports today that vegetarian pensions are more lily to break a hip in a fall. It's all over the news ...

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Why read the article NE.

It smacks of disbelieving Toms factual posts ...

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