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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

So I'm sitting in a cold and draughty waiting room, sorry, 'customer lounge' perving profiles and creating random threads to keep me amused.

Whatever happened to open fires on stations? At this rate I'll be hugging the radiator in the smelly girls toilets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds lovely.

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By *iandsylviaCouple
over a year ago

Ely

that's assuming the radiator is working lol

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

I'm slowly turning blue...

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By *azzasheeneMan
over a year ago

kent

Pop up the signalbox and suck off the signalman.

He'd like that.

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Pop up the signalbox and suck off the signalman.

He'd like that."

Isn't that all done by computers these days or is that the one job left that computers can't do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm sitting in a cold and draughty waiting room, sorry, 'customer lounge' perving profiles and creating random threads to keep me amused.

Whatever happened to open fires on stations? At this rate I'll be hugging the radiator in the smelly girls toilets. "

There are still stations with bars on them but most are up north.

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Whatever happened to open fires on stations? At this rate I'll be hugging the radiator in the smelly girls toilets.

There are still stations with bars on them but most are up north. "

I am up north, I'm in Leicester. I know, I know, it's officially the midlands but I'm a southerner so anything north of Watford is north.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Whatever happened to open fires on stations? "

I'm sure if you wait long enough some spotty yoofs will come along and do some diy arson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the station bar in Stalybridge still has an open fire.

I know they serve toasted teacakes and hot vimto - makes waiting for a train a much nicer experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm sitting in a cold and draughty waiting room, sorry, 'customer lounge' perving profiles and creating random threads to keep me amused.

Whatever happened to open fires on stations? At this rate I'll be hugging the radiator in the smelly girls toilets. "

They have toilets specifically for 'smelly girls' ? How quaint...

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

Now I'm having to stand up all the way to London. Shall I feign illness so that at least one person would be gallant enough to share their seat for at least part of the journey?

I'm facing everybody in the carriage and nobody has made eye contact yet which is surprising anyway. There are not many old ladies with colourful coats, lesbian pulling shoes and dreadlocks around here. I also happen to be mouthing words to the tunes I have in my head. And dancing.

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By *azzasheeneMan
over a year ago

kent


"Pop up the signalbox and suck off the signalman.

He'd like that.

Isn't that all done by computers these days or is that the one job left that computers can't do?"

its what i do for a living and i wasn't a computer last time i checked my hard drive for a virus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I'm having to stand up all the way to London. Shall I feign illness so that at least one person would be gallant enough to share their seat for at least part of the journey?

I'm facing everybody in the carriage and nobody has made eye contact yet which is surprising anyway. There are not many old ladies with colourful coats, lesbian pulling shoes and dreadlocks around here. I also happen to be mouthing words to the tunes I have in my head. And dancing. "

id give up my seat for you.

what happened to being a gentleman these days?

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Now I'm having to stand up all the way to London. Shall I feign illness so that at least one person would be gallant enough to share their seat for at least part of the journey?

I'm facing everybody in the carriage and nobody has made eye contact yet which is surprising anyway. There are not many old ladies with colourful coats, lesbian pulling shoes and dreadlocks around here. I also happen to be mouthing words to the tunes I have in my head. And dancing.

id give up my seat for you.

what happened to being a gentleman these days?"

Ooo, I missed this, I do apologise and a big thanks from me. I'd let you sit on my lap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I'm having to stand up all the way to London. Shall I feign illness so that at least one person would be gallant enough to share their seat for at least part of the journey?

I'm facing everybody in the carriage and nobody has made eye contact yet which is surprising anyway. There are not many old ladies with colourful coats, lesbian pulling shoes and dreadlocks around here. I also happen to be mouthing words to the tunes I have in my head. And dancing.

id give up my seat for you.

what happened to being a gentleman these days?

Ooo, I missed this, I do apologise and a big thanks from me. I'd let you sit on my lap. "

How late is this bloody train ?

Are you still not there yet ?

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"Pop up the signalbox and suck off the signalman.

He'd like that.

Isn't that all done by computers these days or is that the one job left that computers can't do?

its what i do for a living and i wasn't a computer last time i checked my hard drive for a virus!"
unfortunatly it is at leicster mate has bee n for years

what box you in ex signalman my self

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

She's got decent pins...we would drive n collect her...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

We have a signalbox with a man in,

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"Now I'm having to stand up all the way to London. Shall I feign illness so that at least one person would be gallant enough to share their seat for at least part of the journey?

I'm facing everybody in the carriage and nobody has made eye contact yet which is surprising anyway. There are not many old ladies with colourful coats, lesbian pulling shoes and dreadlocks around here. I also happen to be mouthing words to the tunes I have in my head. And dancing.

id give up my seat for you.

what happened to being a gentleman these days?

Ooo, I missed this, I do apologise and a big thanks from me. I'd let you sit on my lap.

How late is this bloody train ?

Are you still not there yet ?"
if the train is more thanan hour late ask for a form on alighting you can claim your fare back trom the train company

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"We have a signalbox with a man in, "
not for long all going in next ten years

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"She's got decent pins...we would drive n collect her..."

Shucks, ta everso. I'll let you know next time I'm off to London again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shove something up your jumper to give you a bulge - then start moaning to yourself quietly about back ache, hormones and how that bastard of an ex won't cough up til the DNA test is done live on JK!

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley


"Pop up the signalbox and suck off the signalman.

He'd like that.

Isn't that all done by computers these days or is that the one job left that computers can't do?"

Computers are slower than a real signalman!

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"Pop up the signalbox and suck off the signalman.

He'd like that.

Isn't that all done by computers these days or is that the one job left that computers can't do?

Computers are slower than a real signalman! "
to true

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

A shame a lot of the boxes are going soon.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"A shame a lot of the boxes are going soon. "

stalybridge and rochdale two of my old haunts already gone Greenfield went years ago most of the manchester boxes will be gone within five years

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