FabSwingers.com forum: Fur

By *hesecretsquirrel OP Man
over a year ago

The Nut Stash

What does a horny squirrel have to do round here to find some fur?

I've been sat for a week in my tree perving profile pics looking for some nice bushy beaver. And every damn pic looks like a plucked chicken!

How am I supposed to spank my monkey when all my ferreting around results in bald fannys wetter than an otters pocket!

Bugger - all those animal references have got me confused now! I'm going for lunch.

Has anyone seen my nuts?

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I just found your nuts!

Or at least slightly off the wall!