FabSwingers.com forum: !! Important Announcement !!

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Soho

Made you look.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Git!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re switching from shoes to sneakers

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages "

That bloody brexit again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made you stare, made the barber cut your hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was hoping it would be something exciting, to put at least one smile on my face today

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

yate

"Made you stare, made the barber cut your hair"

I thought it was made you lose your underwear

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"[Important Announcement removed by poster at 10/08/22 21:51:47]"

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Soho

"You’re switching from shoes to sneakers"

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....or Snickers if we go by Swing's confectionary remark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was fooled.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages

That bloody brexit again?

Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Hahaha

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages

That bloody brexit again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually thought there was a very important announcement then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages

That bloody brexit again?

Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted."

Quite right too.

Now I’d like 4oz of Kola Kubes please.

Not 100g! I want ounces! Or I’m gonna flounce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a great announcement that is

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages

That bloody brexit again?

Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.

Quite right too.

Now I’d like 4oz of Kola Kubes please.

Not 100g! I want ounces! Or I’m gonna flounce."

Of course, Sir. That will be 1 Crown, 2 Shillings and 4 1/2 pence, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Git!"

You git! Beat me to it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages

That bloody brexit again?

Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.

Quite right too.

Now I’d like 4oz of Kola Kubes please.

Not 100g! I want ounces! Or I’m gonna flounce."

Europeans get out calculator

Ok that's 113g, I mean 4 ounces...

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Made you look.

You did.

100% worth it though.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages

That bloody brexit again?

Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted."

I'll have some willy-nilly, sounds like my kinda confectionery!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages

That bloody brexit again?

Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.

I'll have some willy-nilly, sounds like my kinda confectionery! "

You're in luck, they're on special today.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Soho

"Made you stare, made the barber cut your hair

I thought it was made you lose your underwear

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I did actually lose my underwear once. In fact they were stolen from the Officer's Mess, at the 11th Signal Regiment. Those Brigadiers get up to all sorts.

It's a proper carry on...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages

That bloody brexit again?

Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.

I'll have some willy-nilly, sounds like my kinda confectionery!

You're in luck, they're on special today."

Does it make up for the sunlit uplands tax?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages

That bloody brexit again?

Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.

I'll have some willy-nilly, sounds like my kinda confectionery!

You're in luck, they're on special today."

I didn't realise they were so easy to get hold of!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages

That bloody brexit again?

Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.

Quite right too.

Now I’d like 4oz of Kola Kubes please.

Not 100g! I want ounces! Or I’m gonna flounce.

Europeans get out calculator

Ok that's 113g, I mean 4 ounces..."

Away with you and your grams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you were announcing our wedding

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages

That bloody brexit again?

Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.

Quite right too.

Now I’d like 4oz of Kola Kubes please.

Not 100g! I want ounces! Or I’m gonna flounce.

Europeans get out calculator

Ok that's 113g, I mean 4 ounces...

Away with you and your grams

Just you wait until the benefits of the Australian trade deal come through... And you realise that even the blessed TimTams only come in metric. Even our boomers do metric

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm still in shock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages

That bloody brexit again?

Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.

Quite right too.

Now I’d like 4oz of Kola Kubes please.

Not 100g! I want ounces! Or I’m gonna flounce.

Europeans get out calculator

Ok that's 113g, I mean 4 ounces...

Away with you and your grams

Just you wait until the benefits of the Australian trade deal come through... And you realise that even the blessed TimTams only come in metric. Even our boomers do metric

You can still get TimTams? Where?

They’re f’kin awesome. I love to do the TimTam explosion.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages

That bloody brexit again?

Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.

Quite right too.

Now I’d like 4oz of Kola Kubes please.

Not 100g! I want ounces! Or I’m gonna flounce.

Europeans get out calculator

Ok that's 113g, I mean 4 ounces...

Away with you and your grams

Just you wait until the benefits of the Australian trade deal come through... And you realise that even the blessed TimTams only come in metric. Even our boomers do metric

You can still get TimTams? Where?

They’re f’kin awesome. I love to do the TimTam explosion."

You mean the TimTam slam?

I don't know. Apart from getting them in Australia or New Zealand. Haha

Arnotts also do other buscuits

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages

That bloody brexit again?

Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.

Quite right too.

Now I’d like 4oz of Kola Kubes please.

Not 100g! I want ounces! Or I’m gonna flounce.

Europeans get out calculator

Ok that's 113g, I mean 4 ounces...

Away with you and your grams

Just you wait until the benefits of the Australian trade deal come through... And you realise that even the blessed TimTams only come in metric. Even our boomers do metric

We didn't fight two world wars to be forced to use a simple and effective system of measurement!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages

That bloody brexit again?

Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.

Quite right too.

Now I’d like 4oz of Kola Kubes please.

Not 100g! I want ounces! Or I’m gonna flounce.

Europeans get out calculator

Ok that's 113g, I mean 4 ounces...

Away with you and your grams

Just you wait until the benefits of the Australian trade deal come through... And you realise that even the blessed TimTams only come in metric. Even our boomers do metric

We didn't fight two world wars to be forced to use a simple and effective system of measurement!

I'm sure the importers will put a sticker on them or something. And charge out the arse for it

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages

That bloody brexit again?

Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.

Quite right too.

Now I’d like 4oz of Kola Kubes please.

Not 100g! I want ounces! Or I’m gonna flounce.

Europeans get out calculator

Ok that's 113g, I mean 4 ounces...

Away with you and your grams

Just you wait until the benefits of the Australian trade deal come through... And you realise that even the blessed TimTams only come in metric. Even our boomers do metric

You can still get TimTams? Where?

They’re f’kin awesome. I love to do the TimTam explosion."

Come to London, Keyser. Can't move for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages

That bloody brexit again?

Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.

Quite right too.

Now I’d like 4oz of Kola Kubes please.

Not 100g! I want ounces! Or I’m gonna flounce.

Europeans get out calculator

Ok that's 113g, I mean 4 ounces...

Away with you and your grams

Just you wait until the benefits of the Australian trade deal come through... And you realise that even the blessed TimTams only come in metric. Even our boomers do metric

You can still get TimTams? Where?

They’re f’kin awesome. I love to do the TimTam explosion.

Come to London, Keyser. Can't move for them."

Yes!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages

That bloody brexit again?

Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.

I'll have some willy-nilly, sounds like my kinda confectionery!

You're in luck, they're on special today.

I didn't realise they were so easy to get hold of!

You must've been looking in the wrong places!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages

That bloody brexit again?

Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.

I'll have some willy-nilly, sounds like my kinda confectionery!

You're in luck, they're on special today.

I didn't realise they were so easy to get hold of!

You must've been looking in the wrong places!

Story of my life!!

Maybe the good ones need better signage ?

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