FabSwingers.com forum: Thread jacking

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh I have become terrible for this recently, so thoought id start one just for random shite, any topic and whatever.

Now where was I.

Oh yes...making plums talk with my best resistance accent, and spooning with Notts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait for my Holidays either...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As this is just for random 'stuff' have to say I LOVE those shoes !!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhhhh ???? Talking???? I thought when you said get busy with that tongue you meant-----------------, I'm easily confused you know, I need it spelt out in black and white

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thankyou....A girl can never have too many shoes lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't wait for my Holidays either...

Oh jeez...not the speedo's again...please.....nnooooooooooooo lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohhhhhhh ???? Talking???? I thought when you said get busy with that tongue you meant-----------------, I'm easily confused you know, I need it spelt out in black and white

Have you put the kettle on yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pamela Anderson on Jeremy Kyle! Wonder what her issue will be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't wait for my Holidays either...

Oh jeez...not the speedo's again...please.....nnooooooooooooo lol"

May try a thong this year... Ohhhh the chaffing might be nice lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pamela Anderson on Jeremy Kyle! Wonder what her issue will be

dont know, but i bet jeremy doesnt hand out his tissues on that episode!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't wait for my Holidays either...

Oh jeez...not the speedo's again...please.....nnooooooooooooo lol

May try a thong this year... Ohhhh the chaffing might be nice lol.

best have a back sack and crack done then......im free anytime to administer it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pamela Anderson on Jeremy Kyle! Wonder what her issue will be

dont know, but i bet jeremy doesnt hand out his tissues on that episode!

She'll eat him alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't wait for my Holidays either...

Oh jeez...not the speedo's again...please.....nnooooooooooooo lol

May try a thong this year... Ohhhh the chaffing might be nice lol.

best have a back sack and crack done then......im free anytime to administer it...

I have been tempted... Once, never again, never, no way.. nope.!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pamela Anderson on Jeremy Kyle! Wonder what her issue will be

dont know, but i bet jeremy doesnt hand out his tissues on that episode!

She'll eat him alive

thats probably kinda what he is hoping for...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't wait for my Holidays either...

Oh jeez...not the speedo's again...please.....nnooooooooooooo lol

May try a thong this year... Ohhhh the chaffing might be nice lol.

best have a back sack and crack done then......im free anytime to administer it...

I have been tempted... Once, never again, never, no way.. nope.!!"

wimp.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been tempted... Once, never again, never, no way.. nope.!!

wimp.lol"

I'd rather get run over.... then rubbed down with sand paper.. pissed on.. and beaten with my crutches..

No...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting for the 'it can be arranged' replies pmsl...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather get run over.... then rubbed down with sand paper.. pissed on.. and beaten with my crutches..

No...

Why is everyone looking at Rap now???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Waiting for the 'it can be arranged' replies pmsl...

ok..who told Notts his christmas suprise!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Revs up car and drinks 3 pints of water pmsl XmwahX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Revs up car and drinks 3 pints of water pmsl XmwahX

Seen your driving lol...

Maybe best to piss first in case ya tenna ladies leak lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd rather get run over.... then rubbed down with sand paper.. pissed on.. and beaten with my crutches..

No...

Why is everyone looking at Rap now???

see...it isnt me its NPC lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

HPC even...was just testing you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Revs up car and drinks 3 pints of water pmsl XmwahX

Seen your driving lol...

Maybe best to piss first in case ya tenna ladies leak lol...

Oh yes so you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Revs up car and drinks 3 pints of water pmsl XmwahX

Seen your driving lol...

Maybe best to piss first in case ya tenna ladies leak lol...

Oh yes so you have

Thought you'd broke down and Rob was pushing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HPC even...was just testing you lol"

I thought it was NCP you meant, and Notts pressie was in a dogging type car park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right.... Staff coming in in a minute lol... Had my 1 hour and 40 mins coffee break, best look busy eh

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over a year ago

"Revs up car and drinks 3 pints of water pmsl XmwahX

Seen your driving lol...

Maybe best to piss first in case ya tenna ladies leak lol...

Oh yes so you have

Thought you'd broke down and Rob was pushing...

it still makes me giggle about that bloke that came out the pub and asked me to move my car

move it where ffs? anyone got a crane?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Whoops wrong sort of Jacking... I though this thread related to a phase in dance music when 'House' was the underground trend and one would 'Jack' to the music... I remember Jacking to such tunes as "I'd Rather Jack' ... which was misleading to some degree as most of those Jacking would sooner have been getting their leg over.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Whoops wrong sort of Jacking... I though this thread related to a phase in dance music when 'House' was the underground trend and one would 'Jack' to the music... I remember Jacking to such tunes as "I'd Rather Jack' ... which was misleading to some degree as most of those Jacking would sooner have been getting their leg over."

Oh Ive got that sone in my head now

One of the worse lines ever......id rather jack than fleetwood mac

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Oh Ive got that sone in my head now

One of the worse lines ever......id rather jack than fleetwood mac

It was a really SHIT song, but that’s what happens when underground goes commercial… cheers Stock Aitken & Waterman

PS: is it still in your head

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

It was'nt

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"It was'nt

may be this shouldn't be called 'Thread Jacking' but 'Head Jacking'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head,

Jacking,

Americanisms are getting everywhere

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Head,

Jacking,

Americanisms are getting everywhere

Doesn't the term 'fanny pack' make you chuckle though

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

(runs in with a balaclava on and holding a banana)

Ok, nobody move, this is a hijacking!!!

My demands are simple, 5 females, a paddling pool full of Lambrusco d'elamelia bianco and a video camera.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im game as long as it warm!!!! but can we have vodka instead???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im game as long as it warm!!!! but can we have vodka instead???

***WE DONT NEGOTIATE WITH HIJACKERS,*** now get in the pool Ms Nawty

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"im game as long as it warm!!!! but can we have vodka instead???

***WE DONT NEGOTIATE WITH HIJACKERS,*** now get in the pool Ms Nawty

Warm Lambrusco?...... you fekkin heathen!!!

Hmmmm, I like your attitude young man....you can stay and watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lambrusco at all!!! philistine lol!!! get a nice rose!!! ok im in but if i turn blue cause its cold im not goin to be a happy bunny!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im game as long as it warm!!!! but can we have vodka instead???

***WE DONT NEGOTIATE WITH HIJACKERS,*** now get in the pool Ms Nawty

Warm Lambrusco?...... you fekkin heathen!!!

Hmmmm, I like your attitude young man....you can stay and watch

Young man???? Be careful Ms Nawty, he is clearly delusional!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok we just need to get into his mindframe........pass the plastecine....

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"lambrusco at all!!! philistine lol!!! get a nice rose!!! ok im in but if i turn blue cause its cold im not goin to be a happy bunny!!

Hey, listen, I aint one of these ppl who pretends to like drinking wine just so they can look clever.

True story, my mate loves wine, he's a bit of a wine buff, buys at auctions, got about 300 bottle at his place.

New years just gone he opens up a cpl of bottles from his "private" stash, I tried a bit of each, told him they tasted like what I imagined piss would taste like..... he went a bit mental, apparently the cheapest bottle was about £60!!!

Still tasted like piss!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol!!! come join my side!! 2 for a tenner out of tesco as long as it rose i dont care!! dont see the point in the "oh it takes like ....with a hint off... and a burst of.... just put it in a glass and bloody drink it!! but each to their own innit!! xx

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"lol!!! come join my side!! 2 for a tenner out of tesco as long as it rose i dont care!! dont see the point in the "oh it takes like ....with a hint off... and a burst of.... just put it in a glass and bloody drink it!! but each to their own innit!! xx"

Rose?

Is that a sort of "I dont know weather I am white, or red" type wine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont like red dont like white so il settle for the middle im not fussy lol xx

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"dont like red dont like white so il settle for the middle im not fussy lol xx"

Well, most whites are too dry, why drink summat that leaves you drier than when you started?

And reds, well they look sooo fruity, but taste like a mouthdful of cleaning fluid.

I'll stick with my fruity, sweet, bubbly, (cheap), comes in big bottles Lambrusco.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol your my fav kind of person to buy for at christmas!!! one big family size bottle of lambrini and u happy!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure it's snowing somewhere cold.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"lol your my fav kind of person to buy for at christmas!!! one big family size bottle of lambrini and u happy!! xx

One? Jeez..... you cheapskate lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone mentioned the fake profiles yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only on 200000 other threads..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only on 200000 other threads..........

you missed a couple of zero's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dammit lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dammit lol x

It's OK first mistake is free, the second requires a spanking tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about no replies to single men?

Has that one been done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about no replies to single men?

Has that one been done?"

No, I think thats a fresh one

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"only on 200000 other threads..........

Listen, I have told you a million times before, dont exagerate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never been guilty of threadjacking in my life.

what were we talking about

oh yeah....is anal really "a pain in the arse"

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

two for a tenner gey your self to asda get three for a tenner there

white -red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

floods here to ya know....

terrible it is

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Not sure what this thread was about as i could not be arsed to read it - but i have an itch and i wondered if anyone wants to offer to scratch it??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh if anyone wants that powder, they can get it from their vets or asda

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Oh if anyone wants that powder, they can get it from their vets or asda

So long as its not that Bob Martins SHIT _ it causes allergies and rashes and on severe occasions even fits you know!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"floods here to ya know....

terrible it is

Same here !

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Wish i could say it was ME causing the floods round HERE!"!!!!!!!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"never been guilty of threadjacking in my life.

what were we talking about

oh yeah....is anal really "a pain in the arse"

Yeah.... and is "innuendo" a "double entendre"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where were we i got distracted???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"where were we i got distracted???

I think it was a thread about changing flat tyres on cars, jacking techniques

HTH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah right!!! i just call the AA or is that when i drink too much??damn confused again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going Off Topic? Isn't that against the spirit of the forums NOT to go OT???

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

Naked Parties seem like a good, idea but they just don't work.

They end up out of balance and full of weired little old men!

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By *yber pimpMan
over a year ago

durham area

"Waiting for the 'it can be arranged' replies pmsl...

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don't you just hate smart arses that steal your thunder lmao grrrrrrrrrrr

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

FISHCAKES!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"FISHCAKES!

How dare you use that sort of language in here

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"FISHCAKES!

How dare you use that sort of language in here

Sorry. (in a small voice)

I will use commonly accepted words from now on.

I prefer Tarts myself anyway!

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