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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has turned into a beetroot !!

I swear, how can you lovelies remain gleaming and Aphrodite like after being in the sun, and I resemble a root vegetable!!

Answers will not replied to as I’m crying

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By *andR2019Couple
over a year ago

Nunya

Bet your still beautiful x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m mixed race…that helps!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Boiled lobster is my summer default shade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not even been in the sun and I'm bloated and sweaty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bet your still beautiful x"

Debatable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m mixed race…that helps! "

You’re stunning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boiled lobster is my summer default shade "

It’s not pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv gone really really brown

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've not even been in the sun and I'm bloated and sweaty. "

Bloody hell - that’s me 100% of the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Iv gone really really brown "

Oh fudge off

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By *andR2019Couple
over a year ago

Nunya


"Bet your still beautiful x

Debatable "

Stop! You are! Have faith in yourself x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Oh FloFlo. This is sad. Look, here's a sad emote to show the sad I genuinely feel for you. x

I'm loving the sun, I've been working in the garden and I think it's sent me a bit doolally. But I'll soon be all sun-kissed and glowy goddess like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv gone really really brown "

I’m permanently brown

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bet your still beautiful x

Debatable

Stop! You are! Have faith in yourself x"

Haha nope - not right now

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Boiled lobster is my summer default shade

It’s not pretty "

Hurts as well, white wrinkles from squinting is not fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh FloFlo. This is sad. Look, here's a sad emote to show the sad I genuinely feel for you. x

I'm loving the sun, I've been working in the garden and I think it's sent me a bit doolally. But I'll soon be all sun-kissed and glowy goddess like. "

You’re too beautiful already!! Life isn’t fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boiled lobster is my summer default shade

It’s not pretty

Hurts as well, white wrinkles from squinting is not fun "

Hahaha true

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Oh Floro bwt yourself a cold flannel or 10 for your face....sit back and chill

I'd send you a hug but you sound too hot for that x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh Floro bwt yourself a cold flannel or 10 for your face....sit back and chill

I'd send you a hug but you sound too hot for that x "

I’ve had the shower … the fan

I’m a blinking beetroot

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

I'm a ginger, my colours in summer range from lobster red, casper to smurf blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv gone really really brown

I’m permanently brown "

show off lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a ginger, my colours in summer range from lobster red, casper to smurf blue "

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By *rg4Man
over a year ago

hunktown

I think you’re cute

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh FloFlo. This is sad. Look, here's a sad emote to show the sad I genuinely feel for you. x

I'm loving the sun, I've been working in the garden and I think it's sent me a bit doolally. But I'll soon be all sun-kissed and glowy goddess like.

You’re too beautiful already!! Life isn’t fair "

Bollocks. You are. I need the helping hand, spending time with two deities who'd make Adonis feel like Hephaestus next to them.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

I’m the same bright red and my freckles have gone into over drive ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh FloFlo. This is sad. Look, here's a sad emote to show the sad I genuinely feel for you. x

I'm loving the sun, I've been working in the garden and I think it's sent me a bit doolally. But I'll soon be all sun-kissed and glowy goddess like.

You’re too beautiful already!! Life isn’t fair

Bollocks. You are. I need the helping hand, spending time with two deities who'd make Adonis feel like Hephaestus next to them. "

You are a vision my gorgeous one … a proper goddess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m the same bright red and my freckles have gone into over drive .."

I’m pale pink now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh FloFlo. This is sad. Look, here's a sad emote to show the sad I genuinely feel for you. x

I'm loving the sun, I've been working in the garden and I think it's sent me a bit doolally. But I'll soon be all sun-kissed and glowy goddess like.

You’re too beautiful already!! Life isn’t fair

Bollocks. You are. I need the helping hand, spending time with two deities who'd make Adonis feel like Hephaestus next to them. "

This has all gone a bit Hedylogus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh FloFlo. This is sad. Look, here's a sad emote to show the sad I genuinely feel for you. x

I'm loving the sun, I've been working in the garden and I think it's sent me a bit doolally. But I'll soon be all sun-kissed and glowy goddess like.

You’re too beautiful already!! Life isn’t fair

Bollocks. You are. I need the helping hand, spending time with two deities who'd make Adonis feel like Hephaestus next to them.

This has all gone a bit Hedylogus."

MelMel writes beautifully

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh FloFlo. This is sad. Look, here's a sad emote to show the sad I genuinely feel for you. x

I'm loving the sun, I've been working in the garden and I think it's sent me a bit doolally. But I'll soon be all sun-kissed and glowy goddess like.

You’re too beautiful already!! Life isn’t fair

Bollocks. You are. I need the helping hand, spending time with two deities who'd make Adonis feel like Hephaestus next to them.

This has all gone a bit Hedylogus."

I'd prefer a bit of Anteros with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh FloFlo. This is sad. Look, here's a sad emote to show the sad I genuinely feel for you. x

I'm loving the sun, I've been working in the garden and I think it's sent me a bit doolally. But I'll soon be all sun-kissed and glowy goddess like.

You’re too beautiful already!! Life isn’t fair

Bollocks. You are. I need the helping hand, spending time with two deities who'd make Adonis feel like Hephaestus next to them.

This has all gone a bit Hedylogus.

I'd prefer a bit of Anteros with you. "

Eupheme would he proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For safety reasons dont go in a field with a bull

Thank you for your cooperation

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh FloFlo. This is sad. Look, here's a sad emote to show the sad I genuinely feel for you. x

I'm loving the sun, I've been working in the garden and I think it's sent me a bit doolally. But I'll soon be all sun-kissed and glowy goddess like.

You’re too beautiful already!! Life isn’t fair

Bollocks. You are. I need the helping hand, spending time with two deities who'd make Adonis feel like Hephaestus next to them.

This has all gone a bit Hedylogus.

I'd prefer a bit of Anteros with you.

Eupheme would he proud "

Aww thanks whatever your username is, Nike is cheering me on from the stands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh FloFlo. This is sad. Look, here's a sad emote to show the sad I genuinely feel for you. x

I'm loving the sun, I've been working in the garden and I think it's sent me a bit doolally. But I'll soon be all sun-kissed and glowy goddess like.

You’re too beautiful already!! Life isn’t fair

Bollocks. You are. I need the helping hand, spending time with two deities who'd make Adonis feel like Hephaestus next to them.

This has all gone a bit Hedylogus.

I'd prefer a bit of Anteros with you.

Eupheme would he proud

Aww thanks whatever your username is, Nike is cheering me on from the stands. "

Just Dieu It

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv gone really really brown

I’m permanently brown show off lol"

Haha I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has turned into a beetroot !!

I swear, how can you lovelies remain gleaming and Aphrodite like after being in the sun, and I resemble a root vegetable!!

Answers will not replied to as I’m crying "

Somebody been feeding you Takis?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has turned into a beetroot !!

I swear, how can you lovelies remain gleaming and Aphrodite like after being in the sun, and I resemble a root vegetable!!

Answers will not replied to as I’m crying

Somebody been feeding you Takis?"

It’s the sun !! I’m fair … I’m in the sun

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh FloFlo. This is sad. Look, here's a sad emote to show the sad I genuinely feel for you. x

I'm loving the sun, I've been working in the garden and I think it's sent me a bit doolally. But I'll soon be all sun-kissed and glowy goddess like.

You’re too beautiful already!! Life isn’t fair

Bollocks. You are. I need the helping hand, spending time with two deities who'd make Adonis feel like Hephaestus next to them.

This has all gone a bit Hedylogus.

I'd prefer a bit of Anteros with you.

Eupheme would he proud

Aww thanks whatever your username is, Nike is cheering me on from the stands.

Just Dieu It "

Only when I'm coming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh FloFlo. This is sad. Look, here's a sad emote to show the sad I genuinely feel for you. x

I'm loving the sun, I've been working in the garden and I think it's sent me a bit doolally. But I'll soon be all sun-kissed and glowy goddess like.

You’re too beautiful already!! Life isn’t fair

Bollocks. You are. I need the helping hand, spending time with two deities who'd make Adonis feel like Hephaestus next to them.

This has all gone a bit Hedylogus.

I'd prefer a bit of Anteros with you.

Eupheme would he proud

Aww thanks whatever your username is, Nike is cheering me on from the stands.

Just Dieu It

Only when I'm coming. "

^She gives good Hedone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went for a swim in the sea. That helped a lot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went for a swim in the sea. That helped a lot. "

I am so jealous

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Dear FloFlo.

I'm sorry.

I hope beetrooting and thread tangenting hasn't made you cry even more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s my permanent look and what’s annoying is I can’t wear make up on this heat as it just slides straight off, so no meets until it’s cooler

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm Irish.

I'm a Celt.

I have a face like a constipated tomato when the sun is out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went for a swim in the sea. That helped a lot.

I am so jealous "

Oh, I just looked, you’re quite far from the sea . Not a helpful suggestion then

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I solved the issue by not foing outside.

You're welcome.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Has turned into a beetroot !!

I swear, how can you lovelies remain gleaming and Aphrodite like after being in the sun, and I resemble a root vegetable!!

Answers will not replied to as I’m crying "

Swings and roundabouts, OP. I fear my skin gets a weird hulk-like green tinge in the winter without the sun. So, beetroot v cabbage - you decide!

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By *rg4Man
over a year ago

hunktown


"I think you’re cute "

Think you missed this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear FloFlo.

I'm sorry.

I hope beetrooting and thread tangenting hasn't made you cry even more. "

Nooooo not at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That’s my permanent look and what’s annoying is I can’t wear make up on this heat as it just slides straight off, so no meets until it’s cooler "

That’s my rule

I’ll meet in 2 weeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm Irish.

I'm a Celt.

I have a face like a constipated tomato when the sun is out.

"

Can a tomato be constipated?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went for a swim in the sea. That helped a lot.

I am so jealous

Oh, I just looked, you’re quite far from the sea . Not a helpful suggestion then "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I solved the issue by not foing outside.

You're welcome."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has turned into a beetroot !!

I swear, how can you lovelies remain gleaming and Aphrodite like after being in the sun, and I resemble a root vegetable!!

Answers will not replied to as I’m crying

Swings and roundabouts, OP. I fear my skin gets a weird hulk-like green tinge in the winter without the sun. So, beetroot v cabbage - you decide! "

Sexy

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

dont worry it will tan off,x

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Should be a gradual thing rather than a single blast of sun. Keep cool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dont worry it will tan off,x"

I’m back to beige

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should be a gradual thing rather than a single blast of sun. Keep cool."

Noooo

It wasn’t sunburn … I just walked home from work

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Should be a gradual thing rather than a single blast of sun. Keep cool.

Noooo

It wasn’t sunburn … I just walked home from work"

Just a sparkling glow from you, as usual (bit hot isn't it) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glowing and got nice colour on my arms. Loving it!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A few years I foolishly overdid the sun and ended up with a huge red face.

I also had a hot date the same night.

I was saved by a pot of natural yoghurt that took the thermonuclear glow out of my cheeks in a couple of hours.

Phew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With my mixed heritage I am just varying shades of brown. Touch of the tarbrush, don't you know.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

63 comments in and not one person has mentioned bukakke

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My face is always red. At school, people used to call me a tomato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melanin

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Melanin "

I don't really have any

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By *ebby77Man
over a year ago

tamworth

Im a tomato after today and hoping by the weekend i will cool down ??????????

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"My face is always red. At school, people used to call me a tomato "

Fancy a bit of spunk to rub in yer cheeks?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"My face is always red. At school, people used to call me a tomato

Fancy a bit of spunk to rub in yer cheeks? "

If it will improve my red cheeks, yes. Yes! *over enthusiastic tone of voice*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of bronzer and highlighter, topped with ELF dewy finish setting spray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like most reds my default colour is pale blue...

Until all the freckles join together...

By that stage I usually need medical assistance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Melanin

I don't really have any "

You should get some, it's good stuff

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