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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We know there are some of the worlds foremost genius godlike experts here. So if you have any burning questions, and you can’t be arsed to Google……..fire away. The relevant expert will be along shortly to advise you.

What happens to all the spare potato that’s left over from the middle of Hula Hoops?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They get re sold in liliput as baked potatos

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

They get made into nicnacs

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Hiw do the 100% renewable energy suppliers renew the gas?

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By *rg4Man
over a year ago

hunktown

"We know there are some of the worlds foremost genius godlike experts here. So if you have any burning questions, and you can’t be arsed to Google……..fire away. The relevant expert will be along shortly to advise you.

What happens to all the spare potato that’s left over from the middle of Hula Hoops? "

Great question tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want hula hoops now.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Hiw do the 100% renewable energy suppliers renew the gas?"

All the bottom burps from British public houses are collected via an extraction system and fed into the National Grid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hiw do the 100% renewable energy suppliers renew the gas?"
they use special patented suckatrump bog snorkles

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Why do sandwiches always taste better when someone else makes them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you get those big ships into little bottles??

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Why do sandwiches always taste better when someone else makes them? "
because youre a crap chef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another on bread why do caffmes insist on giving out triangle toast its not big or clever it has no purpose

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"How do you get those big ships into little bottles??"
ants

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Why do sandwiches always taste better when someone else makes them? because youre a crap chef

It’s true

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Why do sandwiches always taste better when someone else makes them? "

Each individual has a unique set of commensal bacteria and other things, like poo particles on their skin. Presumably you prefer to consume the mic

ora and detritus of others, rather than your own? This does not apply if the sandwich architect wears gloves....

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Another on bread why do caffmes insist on giving out triangle toast its not big or clever it has no purpose

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because dairylea is traingular

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Another on bread why do caffmes insist on giving out triangle toast its not big or clever it has no purpose

Triangles are the strongest shape, which is why bridge supports are often formed in triangle arrangements. It's to strengthen your constitution, a bit like putting folic acid in the flour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you light your anus kisses does it burn out your anus

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Why do sandwiches always taste better when someone else makes them?

Each individual has a unique set of commensal bacteria and other things, like poo particles on their skin. Presumably you prefer to consume the mic

ora and detritus of others, rather than your own? This does not apply if the sandwich architect wears gloves...."

*Micro f l ora. Bloody emojis

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Another on bread why do caffmes insist on giving out triangle toast its not big or clever it has no purpose

Triangles are the strongest shape, which is why bridge supports are often formed in triangle arrangements. It's to strengthen your constitution, a bit like putting folic acid in the flour

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well how come my dairylea bridge fell down?? This can’t be correct!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Why do sandwiches always taste better when someone else makes them?

Each individual has a unique set of commensal bacteria and other things, like poo particles on their skin. Presumably you prefer to consume the mic

ora and detritus of others, rather than your own? This does not apply if the sandwich architect wears gloves...."

Ahhhh…An intriguing concept. Now, come hither and let me lick your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They send them to china and are turned into lego. 100% fact.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you light your anus kisses does it burn out your anus"

Johnny Cash answered this one with his song “ring of fire”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do sandwiches always taste better when someone else makes them?

Each individual has a unique set of commensal bacteria and other things, like poo particles on their skin. Presumably you prefer to consume the mic

ora and detritus of others, rather than your own? This does not apply if the sandwich architect wears gloves....

*Micro f l ora. Bloody emojis

its the tumblew33d all over mic

ora

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Another on bread why do caffmes insist on giving out triangle toast its not big or clever it has no purpose

Triangles are the strongest shape, which is why bridge supports are often formed in triangle arrangements. It's to strengthen your constitution, a bit like putting folic acid in the flour

well how come my dairylea bridge fell down?? This can’t be correct!! "

Climate change means that the ambient temperature is now a lot higher than when Dairylea triangles were invented. A new recipe, that is climate change resistant, is currently being formulated

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"How do you get those big ships into little bottles?? ants"

Ants on Dec..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"When you light your anus kisses does it burn out your anus"

I remember one poor bloke on the news some years back who inadvertently melted his pants to his arse whilst trying the anal flamethrower technique

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Why do sandwiches always taste better when someone else makes them?

Each individual has a unique set of commensal bacteria and other things, like poo particles on their skin. Presumably you prefer to consume the mic

ora and detritus of others, rather than your own? This does not apply if the sandwich architect wears gloves....

*Micro f l ora. Bloody emojis

its the tumblew33d all over mic

ora"

We need w e e d killer. And fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you light your anus kisses does it burn out your anus

I remember one poor bloke on the news some years back who inadvertently melted his pants to his arse whilst trying the anal flamethrower technique

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By *afksedMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Hula hoops have been genetically modified to grow that shape.

"Why do sandwiches always taste better when someone else makes them?

Each individual has a unique set of commensal bacteria and other things, like poo particles on their skin. Presumably you prefer to consume the mic

ora and detritus of others, rather than your own? This does not apply if the sandwich architect wears gloves....

*Micro f l ora. Bloody emojis

its the tumblew33d all over mic

ora

We need w e e d killer. And fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you get those big ships into little bottles??"

Lube ..... #nevergoindry

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

KC is a science person.

That's why she knows.

*nods*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you get those big ships into little bottles??"

If I recall correctly, then go in flat. Then the masts etc, are pulled into position with pre-placed fine line.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Why do sandwiches always taste better when someone else makes them?

Each individual has a unique set of commensal bacteria and other things, like poo particles on their skin. Presumably you prefer to consume the mic

ora and detritus of others, rather than your own? This does not apply if the sandwich architect wears gloves....

*Micro f l ora. Bloody emojis

its the tumblew33d all over mic

ora

We need w e e d killer. And fast

Tumble420

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another on bread why do caffmes insist on giving out triangle toast its not big or clever it has no purpose

Because it fits into the triangle shaped toast holders they bring it to your table on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hiw do the 100% renewable energy suppliers renew the gas?"

By using bio degradable food and use a false stomach which then produces methane voila gas

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Another on bread why do caffmes insist on giving out triangle toast its not big or clever it has no purpose

Triangles are the strongest shape, which is why bridge supports are often formed in triangle arrangements. It's to strengthen your constitution, a bit like putting folic acid in the flour

well how come my dairylea bridge fell down?? This can’t be correct!!

Climate change means that the ambient temperature is now a lot higher than when Dairylea triangles were invented. A new recipe, that is climate change resistant, is currently being formulated

Climate change??? Pahhh scaremongering!! Im going to put all the bars on my electric fire on and see who dies out first!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Another on bread why do caffmes insist on giving out triangle toast its not big or clever it has no purpose

Triangles are the strongest shape, which is why bridge supports are often formed in triangle arrangements. It's to strengthen your constitution, a bit like putting folic acid in the flour

well how come my dairylea bridge fell down?? This can’t be correct!!

Climate change means that the ambient temperature is now a lot higher than when Dairylea triangles were invented. A new recipe, that is climate change resistant, is currently being formulated

Climate change??? Pahhh scaremongering!! Im going to put all the bars on my electric fire on and see who dies out first!!

Good luck with your fuel bill

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

What happens to all the spare potato that’s left over from the middle of Hula Hoops? "

It was never left over in the first place... hula hoops are round, they are staying round, and will be around forever

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

What's the difference between bio and non-bio laundry detergent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the difference between bio and non-bio laundry detergent?"
one has people from 3rd worlds spunk mixed in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do sandwiches always taste better when someone else makes them?

Each individual has a unique set of commensal bacteria and other things, like poo particles on their skin. Presumably you prefer to consume the mic

ora and detritus of others, rather than your own? This does not apply if the sandwich architect wears gloves....

*Micro f l ora. Bloody emojis

its the tumblew33d all over mic

ora

We need w e e d killer. And fast

Tumble420"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What's the difference between bio and non-bio laundry detergent?"

Serious answer - bio contains enzymes, nonhbio does not.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"What's the difference between bio and non-bio laundry detergent?one has people from 3rd worlds spunk mixed in it

Mmmm nom nom nom...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the difference between bio and non-bio laundry detergent?one has people from 3rd worlds spunk mixed in it

Mmmm nom nom nom..."

tofl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the difference between bio and non-bio laundry detergent?one has people from 3rd worlds spunk mixed in it

Mmmm nom nom nom...

tofl "
fucking tofl

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"What's the difference between bio and non-bio laundry detergent?

Serious answer - bio contains enzymes, nonhbio does not. "

Enzymes are from outer space? They don't like me bf as he comes out in a rash with bio...

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

How is it, if you place your fingertips together, you can rotate them both forward or both backwards, but can't do one forward and the other backward at the same time?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What's the difference between bio and non-bio laundry detergent?

Serious answer - bio contains enzymes, nonhbio does not.

Enzymes are from outer space? They don't like me bf as he comes out in a rash with bio..."

Enzymes in bio laundry stuff are mainly proteases (break down proteins). They can also damage the proteins on your skin, especially if your upper layers of skin are already damaged (e.g eczema or any condition that damages the slight layer of sebum). Non bio uses different mechanisms to break down the bits of food and other crud on our clothes, rather than enzymes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do tounge piercings really make blowjobs better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the hole in Polo's necessary?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the hole in Polo's necessary?"

Do you not stick your tongue through the hole as you suck it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the hole in Polo's necessary?

Do you not stick your tongue through the hole as you suck it??"

Are you saying I lack practice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do tounge piercings really make blowjobs better"

Until they get hooked up on a prince albert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do tounge piercings really make blowjobs better

Until they get hooked up on a prince albert

It would be like a tug of war contest

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Why don't ducks get cold feet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don't ducks get cold feet?"
because the oven is so hot

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Why don't ducks get cold feet?because the oven is so hot"

You is quackers!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"Why don't ducks get cold feet?"

Can have heating on a long time due to their small bills.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

is dry heat more annoying than Piers Morgan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens to all the spare potato that’s left over from the middle of Hula Hoops? "

Where do they get the hole in the middle of hula hoops from?

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By *ingle BallsMan
over a year ago

South Molton

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