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Favourite sayings, quips, funnies..............

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

apparently I just made someone giggle so much with this one, that it brought tears to their eyes;

They need shaggin with the blunt end of a rag-mans trumpet!

another one I love;

she's got a fanny like a yawning donkey

What are you're favourite sayings, quips etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One i heard my mum and her friend saying many years ago when I was only about 9 or 10 and had no idea what they were on about then as I got older it just came to me out of the blue and I said 'Oh lol' to myself

'You don't look at the mantlepiece when your poking the fire'

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"apparently I just made someone giggle so much with this one, that it brought tears to their eyes;

They need shaggin with the blunt end of a rag-mans trumpet!

another one I love;

she's got a fanny like a yawning donkey

What are you're favourite sayings, quips etc "

I actually know someone that the yawning donkey quote could apply to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant say it to my face.. dont say it at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"apparently I just made someone giggle so much with this one, that it brought tears to their eyes;

They need shaggin with the blunt end of a rag-mans trumpet!

another one I love;

she's got a fanny like a yawning donkey

What are you're favourite sayings, quips etc

I actually know someone that the yawning donkey quote could apply to. "

Don't we all.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Well bugger me sideways with a pineapple!

And currently my exclamation of choice is Crivens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well bugger me sideways with a pineapple!

And currently my exclamation of choice is Crivens! "

Jings, Crivens, Help ma Boab lolol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Well bugger me sideways with a pineapple!

And currently my exclamation of choice is Crivens!

Jings, Crivens, Help ma Boab lolol "

By jingo is quite satisfying too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By jingo is quite satisfying too "

nearly spat out me coffee at that one!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"By jingo is quite satisfying too

nearly spat out me coffee at that one! "

A good friend of mine has recently started using golly and gosh (recently moved in with mother) and it got me thinking what a small pool of exclamations we use.

The English language has got some cracking words and it makes life a bit more interesting if we explore it.

Added to which we're far less likely to offend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my mates at school a Llllllllong time ago, after eating an unusually large portion of steamed pudding and custard...

"Fuck a duck sideways! That was good!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By jingo is quite satisfying too

nearly spat out me coffee at that one!

A good friend of mine has recently started using golly and gosh (recently moved in with mother) and it got me thinking what a small pool of exclamations we use.

The English language has got some cracking words and it makes life a bit more interesting if we explore it.

Added to which we're far less likely to offend "

Totally agree........and they sound so much funnier!

*hunting around on google now*

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

My mam always uses "Blimey O'Reilly" as an exclamation, and I've found myself doing the same on occasions when my personal favourite of "Fuck me sideways" would possibly offend (or when speaking to little people (that's children, not midgets obviously))

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By *hesecretsquirrelMan
over a year ago

The Nut Stash

What has a hazelnut in every bite?

Squirrel shit!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as much use as a chocolate fire guard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers is one of Ju's favourites.

I wouldn't poke it with yours is one of mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well bugger me sideways with a pineapple!

And currently my exclamation of choice is Crivens!

Jings, Crivens, Help ma Boab lolol "

I love that one

One that makes them giggle at work is when I say Spray it on the wall and I will read it when it's dry

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