FabSwingers.com forum: I won’t bite .. unless you want me to ;-) and other clichés..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on, Fabsters, roll out your best Fab clichés ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun guy looking for fun with fun people for fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can lick for hours.. alright camel, wind ya tongue in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine and professional

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Sucks like a dyson

Treat this one with respect gents.

Pearlers from the veri sections……

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I work hard and play harder

Discrete professional

Looking for like minded women

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Don't pass him by

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Treat her well, guys!

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Been here before.

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By *ittleMyWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

...don't pass him by ladies...

Not a phrase I've ever heard IRL

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I can breathe through my ears

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Treat her with respect.’

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

What fab is all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No drama (hint, guaranteed to bring the drama)

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

You know who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il fuckin bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional heavy cummer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here for a good time, not a long time

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

Popcorn

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By *ch WellMan
over a year ago

Scotland

You get out what you put in

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I dont bite ...unless you want me to

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

Of course we can meet!

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I've been here before and know how this workd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking for notches on my bedpost

To Sydney University...

Fab is a legal entity...

*Pull pin out of grenade* No Asians *runs away*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Own hair and teeth

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Looking for quality not quantity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been on before but lost all my veris

Yep! Presumably due to you deleting your account, either imaginary or otherwise...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill in later

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I dont bite ...unless you want me to

I loathe that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I AM STRAIGHT..

All in capitals to assert their manliness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality not quantity

*yawn*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I AM STRAIGHT..

All in capitals to assert their manliness."

Although sometimes followed with... 'unless it's in a mfm situation'...

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Not here to fuck the whole site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I AM STRAIGHT..

All in capitals to assert their manliness.

Although sometimes followed with... 'unless it's in a mfm situation'...

And the balls don't touch

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Quality not quantity

*yawn*"

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I've actually come across a "yawn" in a profile. I didn't know how to interpret that.

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

chilled out/laid back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Note to self:

Must re-write profile to remove cliches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dyslexic alpaca mail speaks dismissive slum grills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I've driven a few Fiestas' when someone asks about escorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to keep him/her all for myself

(written in a veri)

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

These are some cliché or standard answers on the forum:

1. Try going to a club.

2. All men find it difficult here.

3. You have too many cock photos.

4. Try more cock photos. 16 isn't enough.

5. Some do, some don't.

6. It's your profile. Run it how you want.

7. This is a sex site.

8. This is not a sex site. It's a swingers site.

9. Just block and move one.

10. Block and report

11. It's not personal if you get blocked.

12. People can use the site however they want.

13. No reply means not interested.

14. Some people aren't interested in being treated as a sex toy.

15. I hate the term unicorn.

16. You've only been on here X weeks and you've already had Y meets. You are doing a lot better than many on here.

17. It's a preference, not racism.

18. Good luck with your search, OP.

19. It's urine.

20. It's not urine.

21. Reverse image search is your friend here.

22. Welcome to the forums, OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for my partner in crime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for my partner in crime"

Sorry. Wrong site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you know I love a cliche

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh you know I love a cliche "

I love quiche . Similar

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Oh you know I love a cliche

I love quiche . Similar "

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I love clit. Dissimilar. But just as apt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single male profile: Looking for a guy to fuck the wife.

Ok, sure thing junior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single male profile: Looking for a guy to fuck the wife.

Ok, sure thing junior

at the irony on you using "junior"

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By *imher302022Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

Quality over quantity

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Genuine.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Men who sign off with a lower case 'x' for a kiss. It looks so mean spirited.

What's wrong with a big generous X or three?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Dyslexic alpaca mail speaks dismissive slum grills "

^^^Winner, winner, chikin dinna

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

You only live once...

(Ok, I know, I didn't think the username through. But can't be bothered to change it now!)

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Not new to fab, had loads of veris on the old profile...

Been here before, know the score.

Sydney University

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just curious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No time wasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight.

We're all here for the same thing.

Not meeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here for a good time not for a long time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% Genuine

Kudos to the very rare 96%-ers... at least you're not a cliche!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

#notallmen

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By *adyluck..Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Read profile

Free now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These are some cliché or standard answers on the forum:

1. Try going to a club.

2. All men find it difficult here.

3. You have too many cock photos.

4. Try more cock photos. 16 isn't enough.

5. Some do, some don't.

6. It's your profile. Run it how you want.

7. This is a sex site.

8. This is not a sex site. It's a swingers site.

9. Just block and move one.

10. Block and report

11. It's not personal if you get blocked.

12. People can use the site however they want.

13. No reply means not interested.

14. Some people aren't interested in being treated as a sex toy.

15. I hate the term unicorn.

16. You've only been on here X weeks and you've already had Y meets. You are doing a lot better than many on here.

17. It's a preference, not racism.

18. Good luck with your search, OP.

19. It's urine.

20. It's not urine.

21. Reverse image search is your friend here.

22. Welcome to the forums, OP. "

Well. I’m now stuck for words ..,

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Can't meet at the drop of a hat!!"

10pm Friday night; "Who free now want fun"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat them with respect guys!!

I can’t even think where to begin with this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U hard

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Looking what's about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey"

"Howz u"

"If not your thing, don't be mean, just pass on by"

"If we don't reply, don't be offended, it's just a no"

Hate the first two, second two are the best way to say it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile is your shop window.

or something like that.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

“u shy?”

“not your type?”

“???”

If didn’t respond to their message

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"These are some cliché or standard answers on the forum:

1. Try going to a club.

2. All men find it difficult here.

3. You have too many cock photos.

4. Try more cock photos. 16 isn't enough.

5. Some do, some don't.

6. It's your profile. Run it how you want.

7. This is a sex site.

8. This is not a sex site. It's a swingers site.

9. Just block and move one.

10. Block and report

11. It's not personal if you get blocked.

12. People can use the site however they want.

13. No reply means not interested.

14. Some people aren't interested in being treated as a sex toy.

15. I hate the term unicorn.

16. You've only been on here X weeks and you've already had Y meets. You are doing a lot better than many on here.

17. It's a preference, not racism.

18. Good luck with your search, OP.

19. It's urine.

20. It's not urine.

21. Reverse image search is your friend here.

22. Welcome to the forums, OP. "

yep, that just about sums it up!

Except you missed “Pulls up chair. Grabs Popcorn”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You only live once...

(Ok, I know, I didn't think the username through. But can't be bothered to change it now!)"

Even for Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“u shy?”

“not your type?”

“???”

If didn’t respond to their message

Urgh. Hate the ‘don’t be shy’! I’m not shy, I just don’t want to talk to you.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"You only live once...

(Ok, I know, I didn't think the username through. But can't be bothered to change it now!)

Even for Christmas?

Some kind of festive special? You're on. 4 months thinking time - just about enough for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You only live once...

(Ok, I know, I didn't think the username through. But can't be bothered to change it now!)

Even for Christmas?

Some kind of festive special? You're on. 4 months thinking time - just about enough for me! "

Yesss!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Sydney Uni, bollocks.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Couldn't stay away!

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Just ask

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