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Earth Spinning Slower

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Idiotic scientists are reporting that the earth is spinning slower and concentrating on the cause rather than the effect. The effect is global warming obviously because the slower we spin then the less cooling effect . It's like putting your hand out of a car window at 30mph... Feels cool until you reach 50mph and then much cooler...

These science types always look in the wrong direction...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom, Tom.. I don’t know where you get your news but you’re wrong .. it’s spinning FASTER not slower! Your news provider is well dodgy, what’s going on here?!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It because all the aeroplanes are taking off in the same direction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it stops spinning do we all fly away?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Tom, Tom.. I don’t know where you get your news but you’re wrong .. it’s spinning FASTER not slower! Your news provider is well dodgy, what’s going on here?! "

Yes.. I increasing the friction and making the earth hotter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tom, Tom.. I don’t know where you get your news but you’re wrong .. it’s spinning FASTER not slower! Your news provider is well dodgy, what’s going on here?! "

^This is an absolute displace Tom and no mistake.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Tom, Tom.. I don’t know where you get your news but you’re wrong .. it’s spinning FASTER not slower! Your news provider is well dodgy, what’s going on here?!

^This is an absolute displace Tom and no mistake."

What happened to the cooling effect?

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

It’s because we’re being adjusted to decimal time. No more 60 seconds, 60 minutes, etc, we’re heading towards 100 seconds, 100 minutes, and ten months per year.

I’m amazed nobody’s realised!

I noticed straight away when 9 yard rolls of tin foil became 10 metres. I’ve got a large head, I saw the offcuts were getting larger and saw through their plan. But people think I’m daft!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"It’s because we’re being adjusted to decimal time. No more 60 seconds, 60 minutes, etc, we’re heading towards 100 seconds, 100 minutes, and ten months per year.

I’m amazed nobody’s realised!

I noticed straight away when 9 yard rolls of tin foil became 10 metres. I’ve got a large head, I saw the offcuts were getting larger and saw through their plan. But people think I’m daft!"

Have you forgotten the air holes again? How many times....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick a couple of go faster stripes on. That’ll sort it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it stops completely, that’s when your find a meet on this sit

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Tom, Tom.. I don’t know where you get your news but you’re wrong .. it’s spinning FASTER not slower! Your news provider is well dodgy, what’s going on here?! "

That’s inflation for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom, Tom! Now I’m confused!

Some sources say the Earth is spinning SLOWER.. like this one:

https://www.independent.co.uk/space/earth-spinning-slower-day-length-b2140840.html?amp

But others say it’s FASTER .. like this one:

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/earth-spinning-faster-than-usual-shortest-day-ever/#app

What’s going on here!?

I’m confused!! Who’s right!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tom, Tom! Now I’m confused!

Some sources say the Earth is spinning SLOWER.. like this one:

https://www.independent.co.uk/space/earth-spinning-slower-day-length-b2140840.html?amp

But others say it’s FASTER .. like this one:

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/earth-spinning-faster-than-usual-shortest-day-ever/#app

What’s going on here!?

I’m confused!! Who’s right!?! "

I trust Tom. If it wasn’t for him I wouldn’t know what was going on in the world.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

That exains why it feels like my days were getting longer. Cheers tom

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Tom, Tom! Now I’m confused!

Some sources say the Earth is spinning SLOWER.. like this one:

https://www.independent.co.uk/space/earth-spinning-slower-day-length-b2140840.html?amp

But others say it’s FASTER .. like this one:

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/earth-spinning-faster-than-usual-shortest-day-ever/#app

What’s going on here!?

I’m confused!! Who’s right!?! "

Maybe it's our friends the Americans using different measurements again? It's like the Mars Climate Orbiter again. Let's party like it's 1999

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Actually the Earth's rotation is slowing down very slowly due to the friction caused by the gravitational force of the moon. The length of a day increases by 2.3 milliseconds every 100 years. For some reason which astrophysicists are still trying to understand, the Earth spun slightly faster on 29th June this year when we lost 1.59 milliseconds from the day.

I'll leave it to Tom to see if it's all over the news

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Really? ...about time...not long now and it will stop altogether, than I can get off this rock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really? ...about time...not long now and it will stop altogether, than I can get off this rock "

Yay, road trip??

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Superman will sort all this out by flying around and around the planet at light speed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry my ears act as an airbreak

I will tuck them into my hat when I go outside from now on

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

It's the additional drag created by people traveling to the 4 corners.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent


"It’s because we’re being adjusted to decimal time. No more 60 seconds, 60 minutes, etc, we’re heading towards 100 seconds, 100 minutes, and ten months per year.

I’m amazed nobody’s realised!

I noticed straight away when 9 yard rolls of tin foil became 10 metres. I’ve got a large head, I saw the offcuts were getting larger and saw through their plan. But people think I’m daft!

Have you forgotten the air holes again? How many times...."

I’ll make some with my revolver.

Arrrgh…..

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Now let's be clear. Tom has never made the news. He only reports it.

Even Tom does not know what's going on

What's going on here guys ?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Shame I thought it was like a big roundabout fairground ride.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dinosaurs only had 23 1/2 hours in the day by the time they went extinct. Given it has taken over 65 million years to loose 30 minutes in every earth rotation I'm not going to loose any sleep over it.

Interestingly, the earth has already slowed the rotation of the moon to the point that its day is the same length as its month. This is why we always see the same side of the moon no matter where it is in the sky. We talk of the dark side of the moon but it isn't dark, it is in daylight when there is a new moon and the side facing us is in darkness. In several billion years the same will happen with the earth and it and the moon will be tidally locked such that an observer on either body would only ever see the same side of the other sphere. Then a lunar month as well as a day would have settled down at somewhere close to 45 of our present day lengths.

Mr

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Which one of you nicked my tin foil hat !!!!!

I need it on threads like this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which one of you nicked my tin foil hat !!!!!

I need it on threads like this. "

What for?

Mr

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Its because the earth is flat and there are too many people in china so it actually leans over a bit - causing it to act a bit like a kite in the solar winds so sometimes it speeds up when the solar winds catch it - and earthquakes are when it kinda does stunt stuff but if it tilts the wrong way it acts like a parachute and slows down in the wind - making both news reports correct as they were written on different days …. I have a University of the internet degree in Jedi studies so I know what Im talking about - and don’t come on here posting about your astrophysics degree from Cambridge and how it proves the world is round… it is round and flat - with 4 corners!!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Wait till the Poe's switch, we will be truly fucked then

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By *armelo BrownMan
over a year ago

London

I've seen reports that it's moving faster. Quite interesting

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"Wait till the Pole's switch, we will be truly fucked then"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish it would stop so I could get off, for a while

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Dinosaurs only had 23 1/2 hours in the day by the time they went extinct. Given it has taken over 65 million years to loose 30 minutes in every earth rotation I'm not going to loose any sleep over it.

Interestingly, the earth has already slowed the rotation of the moon to the point that its day is the same length as its month. This is why we always see the same side of the moon no matter where it is in the sky. We talk of the dark side of the moon but it isn't dark, it is in daylight when there is a new moon and the side facing us is in darkness. In several billion years the same will happen with the earth and it and the moon will be tidally locked such that an observer on either body would only ever see the same side of the other sphere. Then a lunar month as well as a day would have settled down at somewhere close to 45 of our present day lengths.

Mr"

Electric vehicles and veganism is the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tom, Tom.. I don’t know where you get your news but you’re wrong .. it’s spinning FASTER not slower! Your news provider is well dodgy, what’s going on here?!

Yes.. I increasing the friction and making the earth hotter "
easy cure then more lube i just scienced the shit out of this

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