FabSwingers.com forum: Jesus mother of mary

By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago

hunktown

Some of the birds on here are insane

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^Ted Bastings

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you having a

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of the birds on here are insane "

In fairness, so are some blokes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

This is an aviary???

I’m on the wrong site!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago

hunktown

"^Ted Bastings"

I prefer lasso

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of the birds on here are insane

In fairness, so are some blokes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago

hunktown

"Some of the birds on here are insane

In fairness, so are some blokes

In fairness so are some tvs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/08/22 17:29:40]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of the birds on here are insane

In fairness, so are some blokes

^^^^ This 100%! X

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of the birds on here are insane

In fairness, so are some blokes

In fairness so are some tvs

If only you could see some of the messages I get

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And so am i

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Haven't you seen the sanity clause?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago

hunktown

"Some of the birds on here are insane

In fairness, so are some blokes

In fairness so are some tvs

If only you could see some of the messages I get

Same

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do women get called birds?

Because they pick up worms

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ecret_Passion777Man
over a year ago

Manchester

He must be new.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"This is an aviary???

I’m on the wrong site!"

Fab Wingers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Some of the birds on here are insane

In fairness, so are some blokes

Ain't that the truth

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shhhhhhhhshhhhh

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

And some of the blokes on here are absolute wankers!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

not sure if this is good thread,,

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"not sure if this is good thread,,"

Started badly, tailed off in the middle, likely to end in a flood of tears and confusion

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Haven't you seen the sanity clause?

Everybody knows there ain’t no sanity clause

the old ones are the best

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

Examples?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't you seen the sanity clause?

Doesn't he only cum at Christmas?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

In the membrane?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm not that bad... Maybe a touch bonkers... But not insane, that's what they told me...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not that bad... Maybe a touch bonkers... But not insane, that's what they told me... "

If it's not a letter from your mum to verify it, then I think it doesn't count?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

your title statement is totally incorrect !!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have beard, will travel...anywhere, worldwide within 24 hours if only the sleigh would start

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But some great tits

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'm not that bad... Maybe a touch bonkers... But not insane, that's what they told me...

If it's not a letter from your mum to verify it, then I think it doesn't count? "

Bugger!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of the birds on here are insane "

And your point is?

Pxx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not that bad... Maybe a touch bonkers... But not insane, that's what they told me...

If it's not a letter from your mum to verify it, then I think it doesn't count?

Bugger!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *y new oneCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Some of the birds on here are insane "

Said the serial killer

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True

The ones you have to watch out for are the ones who appear normal

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But some great tits"

Wayhayyyy!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Got a long list of ex-lovers

They'll tell you I'm insane

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And what exactly is wrong with being a little insane??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'cos we're promised a donkey, but we just find ass's

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

I reckon Bill Oddy would disagree

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm not insane.

My mother had me tested.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

"Some of the birds on here are insane "

And your point is..........?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Some of the birds on here are insane "

Have you seen alladin?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of the birds on here are insane

Have you seen alladin?

Polly want a cracker?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Some of the birds on here are insane "

So are some of the profiles which said 'birds' are expected to reply to!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago

hunktown

"Examples?"

Stubbsy85 she is literally so sexy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago

hunktown

By insane I meant sexy lol. I was looking at some birds profile short blonde or something. She was unreal

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"By insane I meant sexy lol. I was looking at some birds profile short blonde or something. She was unreal "

Chances are she is actually real.

Just fyi.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago

hunktown

"By insane I meant sexy lol. I was looking at some birds profile short blonde or something. She was unreal

Chances are she is actually real.

Just fyi."

Yeah I’d give my left bollock to smell her fart

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your terminology makes me laugh

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"By insane I meant sexy lol. I was looking at some birds profile short blonde or something. She was unreal

Chances are she is actually real.

Just fyi.

Yeah I’d give my left bollock to smell her fart "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

In a good or bad way ???

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

That hippychick and _otsoposh...they're both bonkers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"By insane I meant sexy lol. I was looking at some birds profile short blonde or something. She was unreal "

Do you have a colourful way with words...I Iike it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"By insane I meant sexy lol. I was looking at some birds profile short blonde or something. She was unreal

Chances are she is actually real.

Just fyi.

Yeah I’d give my left bollock to smell her fart "

Out of interest, what would you give your right bollock for?!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"By insane I meant sexy lol. I was looking at some birds profile short blonde or something. She was unreal

Chances are she is actually real.

Just fyi.

Yeah I’d give my left bollock to smell her fart "

Yep real colourful way with words

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of the birds on here are insane "

Tend to be the best in bed. Booking . yeah

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago

hunktown

"In a good or bad way ???"

Good. Women like you. Just unbelievably sexy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago

hunktown

"That hippychick and _otsoposh...they're both bonkers

Hippy chick is on the insane level too she’s unreal

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little blonde and she's rude? Take her out...go for food...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago

hunktown

"By insane I meant sexy lol. I was looking at some birds profile short blonde or something. She was unreal

Chances are she is actually real.

Just fyi.

Yeah I’d give my left bollock to smell her fart

Out of interest, what would you give your right bollock for?! "

It will have to be someone special who I make a connection with

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"By insane I meant sexy lol. I was looking at some birds profile short blonde or something. She was unreal

Chances are she is actually real.

Just fyi.

Yeah I’d give my left bollock to smell her fart

Out of interest, what would you give your right bollock for?!

It will have to be someone special who I make a connection with "

I like the way I get the sensible and considered response

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the way I get the sensible and considered response

You sound disappointed

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I like the way I get the sensible and considered response

You sound disappointed

I was hoping he'd do something really outlandish with his right bollock

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Squaaaaawk

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago

hunktown

I like the way I get the sensible and considered response

You sound disappointed

I was hoping he'd do something really outlandish with his right bollock

My right bollock is reserved for a special lady/tv who agrees to tickle my bum hole

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I like the way I get the sensible and considered response

You sound disappointed

I was hoping he'd do something really outlandish with his right bollock

My right bollock is reserved for a special lady/tv who agrees to tickle my bum hole "

Will a feather duster do the job? *Brandishes tickling stick*

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the way I get the sensible and considered response

You sound disappointed

I was hoping he'd do something really outlandish with his right bollock

My right bollock is reserved for a special lady/tv who agrees to tickle my bum hole "

Do you keep it tucked away during other meets then? A right bollock sling perhaps?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago

hunktown

I like the way I get the sensible and considered response

You sound disappointed

I was hoping he'd do something really outlandish with his right bollock

My right bollock is reserved for a special lady/tv who agrees to tickle my bum hole

Will a feather duster do the job? *Brandishes tickling stick*

I prefer a finger but that will do

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago

hunktown

I like the way I get the sensible and considered response

You sound disappointed

I was hoping he'd do something really outlandish with his right bollock

My right bollock is reserved for a special lady/tv who agrees to tickle my bum hole

Do you keep it tucked away during other meets then? A right bollock sling perhaps? "

I find tape holds it better

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the way I get the sensible and considered response

You sound disappointed

I was hoping he'd do something really outlandish with his right bollock

My right bollock is reserved for a special lady/tv who agrees to tickle my bum hole

Do you keep it tucked away during other meets then? A right bollock sling perhaps?

I find tape holds it better "

Proof?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago

hunktown

I like the way I get the sensible and considered response

You sound disappointed

I was hoping he'd do something really outlandish with his right bollock

My right bollock is reserved for a special lady/tv who agrees to tickle my bum hole

Do you keep it tucked away during other meets then? A right bollock sling perhaps?

I find tape holds it better

Proof?

When are you free

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the way I get the sensible and considered response

You sound disappointed

I was hoping he'd do something really outlandish with his right bollock

My right bollock is reserved for a special lady/tv who agrees to tickle my bum hole

Do you keep it tucked away during other meets then? A right bollock sling perhaps?

I find tape holds it better

Proof?

When are you free

Did you just say I'm NOT a special lady?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago

hunktown

I like the way I get the sensible and considered response

You sound disappointed

I was hoping he'd do something really outlandish with his right bollock

My right bollock is reserved for a special lady/tv who agrees to tickle my bum hole

Do you keep it tucked away during other meets then? A right bollock sling perhaps?

I find tape holds it better

Proof?

When are you free

Did you just say I'm NOT a special lady?

The right one is for bum ticklers - you can’t do that from Durham

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Fair Yuri. Fair.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago

hunktown

"Little blonde and she's rude? Take her out...go for food..."

Didn’t say she was rude lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But some great tits

Wayhayyyy!! "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But some great tits

Wayhayyyy!!

Sorry. Didn't realise we had moved onto bollocks.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago

hunktown

"But some great tits

Wayhayyyy!!

Sorry. Didn't realise we had moved onto bollocks.

Where all good bum tickles should end up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But some great tits

Wayhayyyy!!

Sorry. Didn't realise we had moved onto bollocks.

Where all good bum tickles should end up "

Didn't know we'd started with bum tickles! Too old to keep up.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago

hunktown

[Removed by poster at 09/08/22 22:01:30]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago

hunktown

"But some great tits

Wayhayyyy!!

Sorry. Didn't realise we had moved onto bollocks.

Where all good bum tickles should end up

Didn't know we'd started with bum tickles! Too old to keep up.

If you want my right one we’ll have to start with bum tickles, maybe some kissing so you’re not going in completely cold

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[left bollock Removed by poster at 09/08/22 22:01:30]"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The correct term is on their period actually.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago

hunktown

"[left bollock Removed by poster at 09/08/22 22:01:30]"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[left bollock Removed by poster at 09/08/22 22:01:30]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ookie_and_NookieCouple
over a year ago

Kent

I think in general, some of the people on here are insane

C x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The correct term is on their period actually."

Fucking hell

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago

hunktown

"I think in general, some of the people on here are insane

C x"

Agreed C

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But some great tits

Wayhayyyy!!

Sorry. Didn't realise we had moved onto bollocks.

Where all good bum tickles should end up

Didn't know we'd started with bum tickles! Too old to keep up.

If you want my right one we’ll have to start with bum tickles, maybe some kissing so you’re not going in completely cold"

Whose bum is being tickled?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The correct term is on their period actually."

Or time of the month

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The correct term is on their period actually."

I like Painters are in. Always amuses me.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago

hunktown

"But some great tits

Wayhayyyy!!

Sorry. Didn't realise we had moved onto bollocks.

Where all good bum tickles should end up

Didn't know we'd started with bum tickles! Too old to keep up.

If you want my right one we’ll have to start with bum tickles, maybe some kissing so you’re not going in completely cold

Whose bum is being tickled?

Mine but mutual tickles are on the cards if it peaks your interest.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But some great tits

Wayhayyyy!!

Sorry. Didn't realise we had moved onto bollocks.

Where all good bum tickles should end up

Didn't know we'd started with bum tickles! Too old to keep up.

If you want my right one we’ll have to start with bum tickles, maybe some kissing so you’re not going in completely cold

Whose bum is being tickled?

Mine but mutual tickles are on the cards if it peaks your interest."

Only once I am warmed up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Little blonde and she's rude? Take her out...go for food..."

You could be talking about me here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"Some of the birds on here are insane "

Beautiful plumage though.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mouse is home

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of the birds on here are insane "

"Some of the birds.."

Hang on

*ring-ring ring-ring*

yes, yes ok I'll get him...

its for you, the 1970s asking when you're coming home?"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago

hunktown

"But some great tits

Wayhayyyy!!

Sorry. Didn't realise we had moved onto bollocks.

Where all good bum tickles should end up

Didn't know we'd started with bum tickles! Too old to keep up.

If you want my right one we’ll have to start with bum tickles, maybe some kissing so you’re not going in completely cold

Whose bum is being tickled?

Mine but mutual tickles are on the cards if it peaks your interest.

Only once I am warmed up "

I’ll get the radiators on then

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of the birds on here are insane

"Some of the birds.."

Hang on

*ring-ring ring-ring*

yes, yes ok I'll get him...

its for you, the 1970s asking when you're coming home?""

Who you calling Gareth Southgate?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago

hunktown

"Little blonde and she's rude? Take her out...go for food...

You could be talking about me here

I’ll take you out for food

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"This is an aviary???

I’m on the wrong site!"

•

It's aviary man for himself here.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But some great tits

Wayhayyyy!!

Sorry. Didn't realise we had moved onto bollocks.

Where all good bum tickles should end up

Didn't know we'd started with bum tickles! Too old to keep up.

If you want my right one we’ll have to start with bum tickles, maybe some kissing so you’re not going in completely cold

Whose bum is being tickled?

Mine but mutual tickles are on the cards if it peaks your interest.

Only once I am warmed up

I’ll get the radiators on then

Only until October

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Why do women get called birds?

Because they pick up worms

and have amazing legs and breasts.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"Some of the birds on here are insane

Beautiful plumage though. "

Well I thought it was funny

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolute click bait

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread