FabSwingers.com forum: Ruin a meet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What words if said would ruin a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind, it's just the wife

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Mum?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Put a ring on it...and no, not a cock ring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mum?"

Close the thread, we have a winner

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Mum?

Close the thread, we have a winner

Could be worse...how about Nan

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

“Oh, it’s just a herpes flare up, nothing to worry about “

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By *hillenCouple
over a year ago

Borehamwood

Is it in?

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Is that it?!

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

My fanny is itching today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mum?

Close the thread, we have a winner

Could be worse...how about Nan

Hahaha

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Am I in yet?

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

If the police ask iv been with u all day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bear with, lemme just wash my cock in the sink

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

If it smells funny let me know I will go and wash it

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Oo look! It's just like a real one only smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Ere, that's my missus you're talking to'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bear with, lemme just wash my cock in the sink"
id be gone at just bear

run

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

“Oh that? My doctor said it’ll clear up in about a week”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Dad's is a bit bigger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I love you.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"If it smells funny let me know I will go and wash it

Ah a bit of spit will sort that out

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"What words if said would ruin a meet?

Yeah, don't mind that. If we use Zovirax for lube it should be OK.

I hope its beetroot sandwich time! (fist pump)

Yeah, your white sheets and my IBS aren't a good match.

Why is the room covered in thick plastic sheeting and foam soundproofing?

Oh you said surprise you. (Hides tarp and cable ties).

We need to tiptoe past the nursery. Little Bethany is a really light sleeper.

Can we stop for a bit? Baby needs feeding soon (undoes maternity bra)

Can we watch the football while we have sex? You can do me doggy style so we can both watch.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Don't worry...they haven't found the other bodies yet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You like Huey Lewis and the News?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a funny rash on my genitals

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I warned you I had an upset tummy!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Hi im Dave (other male names are available)

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

It's ok the doc says it's not contagious

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Never fear, the tablets and cream are working this time

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Your brother was better x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your brother was better x"

I like this, that's a good one

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By *enuinecpl101Couple
over a year ago

Co armagh

Don't worry 2 pumps longer than the last guy

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Don't worry 2 pumps longer than the last guy"

That wouldnt ruin the meet id be happy with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GO to the toilet before your meal comes and say 'Just had to make space'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You like Huey Lewis and the News?

Why is the sofa covered in plastic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh its you

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By *hirleyMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I love to ruin a meet by leaving her with stretched holes and internal aching...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Get in the van”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Get in the van”"
to be fair thats a lot of fab lasses secret fantasy right there

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

It didn’t go limp when your sister was riding it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should probably take the blindfold of now, though I think the dog enjoyed it.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Thanks for the blow job, but I'm not Dave - he lives next door

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By *KG12Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

Ah, you looked better on the photos

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By *y new oneCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

I couldn’t get a babysitter you don’t mind kids do you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's your daddy

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't forget to like and subscribe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What words if said would ruin a meet?

Genuinely happened pre covid. Guy got very d*unk at a meet and then proceeded to tell me he was just gonna go for a “Jobby” and we can get down to sexytime !

I THINK NOT

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By *uriousBunnyWoman
over a year ago

Derby

So when you rang me and said you were too sick to work tonight this is what you meant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The voices said you would come

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Can me mum & sister join in?

SORRY!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Look into my eyes, not around the eyes, look into my eyes, your under.......

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By *rg4Man
over a year ago

hunktown

"Can me mum & sister join in?

SORRY!

Wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m the winner

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Fancy a bit of Ouija board 1st?....

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By *rg4Man
over a year ago

hunktown

Let me just take my socks off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy a bit of Ouija board 1st?....

??"

That would freak me out

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By *wingamajigsCouple
over a year ago

Folkestone

Im hoping Spurs have a good season

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Father! He's here now.

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By *urvytreatWoman
over a year ago

somewhere nice

Some cracking answers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy I met who wanted to finish watching the episode of whatever series it was on the TV first

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