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By *untogether OP   Couple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

So ladies, I'm making this post so we all know that we are not alone in the migrating boobies situation. As in when I lay down my boobs are like... Ok, we are just going to pop around the corner and see what happening around the sides and back. We'll see you when you get up.

I will say, they do always return when I get up, but obviously still up for an adventure as they are determined to point me in the right direction,and lead the way. Unless I've put my bra on quickly with no adjusting, then my boobs could be pointing in different directions, then we are all (me and boobs) confused, and I look down and think wtf is going on here?!? It's kinda a love /hate relationship thing

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

You have gorgeous boobs OP.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Yep I feel ya op!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never eeeeeeever disrespect the norks in my view again

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By *untogether OP   Couple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"You have gorgeous boobs OP.

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Aww..thanks! Yours are on point as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re not alone OP and made me giggle, the joys of age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP from your pics on your profile your boobs look amazing to me xxx

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By *untogether OP   Couple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"Yep I feel ya op!"

We are the sisterhood of the traveling boobs!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Yep when sunbathing I point east and west while the pyts point north

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By *untogether OP   Couple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


" never eeeeeeever disrespect the norks in my view again "

Then I going to have to insist you look the other way! Who knows maybe one of my wandering boobies might go all panto and I'll yell...it's behind you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just life, isn't it? I know right, deep massive insights you'd never have realised without me.

If you're that bothered there's plenty of procedures to help with it, not sure if they're still doing the string lift method anymore, but there are certainly more surgically invasive lifts and implants under the muscle to add, perkiness.

Though that isn't a guarantee, as over time the pocket enlarges, more surgery is required to synch that up, larger implants to fill the space.

It never really ends, the fight just changes.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'd just like my nipples to point not south.

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By *untogether OP   Couple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"You’re not alone OP and made me giggle, the joys of age "

Honestly, I think they go off looking for a comfy place to sit with a nice cuppa.

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By *untogether OP   Couple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"OP from your pics on your profile your boobs look amazing to me xxx"

Thanks! You're very kind!

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By *untogether OP   Couple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"Yep when sunbathing I point east and west while the pyts point north "

Brings a new meaning to the phrase...here, there and everywhere

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By *untogether OP   Couple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"Just life, isn't it? I know right, deep massive insights you'd never have realised without me

If you're that bothered there's plenty of procedures to help with it, not sure if they're still doing the string lift method anymore, but there are certainly more surgically invasive lifts and implants under the muscle to add, perkiness.

Though that isn't a guarantee, as over time the pocket enlarges, more surgery is required to synch that up, larger implants to fill the space.

It never really ends, the fight just changes."

Naw...not bothered enough to go under the knife. Unless I start tripping on my nipples.

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By *untogether OP   Couple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"I'd just like my nipples to point not south."

If I'm not wearing a bra (and have not adjusted them in said bra) my nipples are watching every step I take.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Just life, isn't it? I know right, deep massive insights you'd never have realised without me

If you're that bothered there's plenty of procedures to help with it, not sure if they're still doing the string lift method anymore, but there are certainly more surgically invasive lifts and implants under the muscle to add, perkiness.

Though that isn't a guarantee, as over time the pocket enlarges, more surgery is required to synch that up, larger implants to fill the space.

It never really ends, the fight just changes.

Naw...not bothered enough to go under the knife. Unless I start tripping on my nipples. "

Simply wear a belt and tuck them in

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It’s the same as my bollocks. They’re trying to escape my body

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Mine seem to rather enjoy being around my knees... front knee, side knee, back of knee...

It's a curse!

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By *untogether OP   Couple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"Mine seem to rather enjoy being around my knees... front knee, side knee, back of knee...

It's a curse!"

Boobs are a joke...a real knee slapper!

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By *untogether OP   Couple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"It’s the same as my bollocks. They’re trying to escape my body "

Make me think of one of the paddle ball game where the ball is attached to the paddle. Think of the upside... everytime you sit on a toilet your balls get to go skinny dipping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s the same as my bollocks. They’re trying to escape my body "

Ahhh the balls and cock race, to see who can get to the floor 1st and I bet your balls are winning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only use mine have these days is providing an even hornier look on misters face as they swing and bounce even further during the throes of passion. One of these days they'll end up whacking him so hard, they'll give him a black eye. I'd like to see him explain that to his mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet they look good bouncing tho

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

I know the feeling OP, when I lie down, they keep my armpits warm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the plus side you can still get your nips licked from the side. Every cloud n all that

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By *untogether OP   Couple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"The only use mine have these days is providing an even hornier look on misters face as they swing and bounce even further during the throes of passion. One of these days they'll end up whacking him so hard, they'll give him a black eye. I'd like to see him explain that to his mum "

This is the exact reason I've never been into running. I don't fear for myself, it would be all the poor, innocent bystanders taking a beating!

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By *untogether OP   Couple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"Bet they look good bouncing tho "

I can't deny it...

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By *untogether OP   Couple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"On the plus side you can still get your nips licked from the side. Every cloud n all that "

If hubby is hitting it hard enough from they applaud his performance! They are happy slappies!

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By *untogether OP   Couple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"I know the feeling OP, when I lie down, they keep my armpits warm! "

Just make sure to check for smoke when in missionary position, that warmth could be the start of a friction fire.

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington


"I know the feeling OP, when I lie down, they keep my armpits warm!

Just make sure to check for smoke when in missionary position, that warmth could be the start of a friction fire. "

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Lovely boobies ...so what if they have minds of their own...I'd be quite happy to follow them around wherever they want to go

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By *untogether OP   Couple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"Lovely boobies ...so what if they have minds of their own...I'd be quite happy to follow them around wherever they want to go "

I will follow them... follow them wherever they may go...there isn't an ocean too deep...a mountain so steep...that can keep you away... away from my boobs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" never eeeeeeever disrespect the norks in my view again

Then I going to have to insist you look the other way! Who knows maybe one of my wandering boobies might go all panto and I'll yell...it's behind you! "
is that why people shout booooo b

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By *untogether OP   Couple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


" never eeeeeeever disrespect the norks in my view again

Then I going to have to insist you look the other way! Who knows maybe one of my wandering boobies might go all panto and I'll yell...it's behind you! is that why people shout booooo b "

Now that you mention it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah mine do this too. I think it’s fairly natural when you've got big titties. I do have quite saggy tits so mine really do like to dissolve when I lie down flat. It's something I'm really insecure about tbh, but luckily nobody really cares and they are just happy you've got juicy titties.

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By *untogether OP   Couple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"Just life, isn't it? I know right, deep massive insights you'd never have realised without me

If you're that bothered there's plenty of procedures to help with it, not sure if they're still doing the string lift method anymore, but there are certainly more surgically invasive lifts and implants under the muscle to add, perkiness.

Though that isn't a guarantee, as over time the pocket enlarges, more surgery is required to synch that up, larger implants to fill the space.

It never really ends, the fight just changes.

Naw...not bothered enough to go under the knife. Unless I start tripping on my nipples.

Simply wear a belt and tuck them in "

A belt would be too high...maybe knee high socks??

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By *untogether OP   Couple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"Ah mine do this too. I think it’s fairly natural when you've got big titties. I do have quite saggy tits so mine really do like to dissolve when I lie down flat. It's something I'm really insecure about tbh, but luckily nobody really cares and they are just happy you've got juicy titties."

Yeah, I think I'm the only one that actually notices they go on walkabout now and again.

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