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Does my cock look big in this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve not seen a cock size thread for a while….so.

If I see a sexy hot chick, I notice boobs first when I’m looking into her eyes as we talk… and I absolutely know how big/small they are. I can imagine how they would feel in my hands or my mouth, and if her nipples are showing through her clothing slightly … sorry. Getting excited for a moment.

Considering a man’s cock is his most intimate part of his body, and what I always though a woman gets turned on most for… can she imagine the same (how big/small it is) when she glances at his crotch? Or do you know how big it is because of what car he pulled up in? and how often were you right/wrong?

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"

If I see a sexy hot chick, I notice boobs first when I’m looking into her eyes as we talk… and I absolutely know how big/small they are. I can imagine how they would feel in my hands or my mouth, and if her nipples are showing through her clothing slightly …

"

Wow ...like a sixth sense!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first time I even take notice of a guys cock is probably when he is laying naked on the bed. Sometimes not even then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The first time I even take notice of a guys cock is probably when he is laying naked on the bed. Sometimes not even then.

"

If the daytime tv shows are distracting you, You can turn them off. ..

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

In my head you all have dicks like Argos pens.

Blue, shiny, don't work very well.

It's why I am always so surprised when I get a dick pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my head you all have dicks like Argos pens.

Blue, shiny, don't work very well.

It's why I am always so surprised when I get a dick pic! "

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"In my head you all have dicks like Argos pens.

Blue, shiny, don't work very well.

It's why I am always so surprised when I get a dick pic! "

You been peeking at my photos again x

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"In my head you all have dicks like Argos pens.

Blue, shiny, don't work very well.

It's why I am always so surprised when I get a dick pic! "

Quality pens they are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In my head you all have dicks like Argos pens.

Blue, shiny, don't work very well.

It's why I am always so surprised when I get a dick pic! "

Do you hold them and shake the vigorously to get them to work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just show off the camel tail in tight shorts and they all go wild.

They all = my wife

Wild = “put some proper pants on you fucking idiot”

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In my head you all have dicks like Argos pens.

Blue, shiny, don't work very well.

It's why I am always so surprised when I get a dick pic!

You been peeking at my photos again x"

Yes

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In my head you all have dicks like Argos pens.

Blue, shiny, don't work very well.

It's why I am always so surprised when I get a dick pic!

Quality pens they are"

I think they gave up on them because they were so bad and started using pencils

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In my head you all have dicks like Argos pens.

Blue, shiny, don't work very well.

It's why I am always so surprised when I get a dick pic!

Do you hold them and shake the vigorously to get them to work? "

I try a gentle stroke with the back of my hand first.

And then yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In my head you all have dicks like Argos pens.

Blue, shiny, don't work very well.

It's why I am always so surprised when I get a dick pic!

Do you hold them and shake the vigorously to get them to work?

I try a gentle stroke with the back of my hand first.

And then yes "

Or put the end in your mouth and blow really hard? …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The first time I even take notice of a guys cock is probably when he is laying naked on the bed. Sometimes not even then.

"

Same! I’m more likely to notice his shoulders, bum or legs! Cock isn’t really a consideration!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The first time I even take notice of a guys cock is probably when he is laying naked on the bed. Sometimes not even then.

Same! I’m more likely to notice his shoulders, bum or legs! Cock isn’t really a consideration! "

I’ve got all of these….

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In my head you all have dicks like Argos pens.

Blue, shiny, don't work very well.

It's why I am always so surprised when I get a dick pic!

Do you hold them and shake the vigorously to get them to work?

I try a gentle stroke with the back of my hand first.

And then yes

Or put the end in your mouth and blow really hard? … "

Sucking works better... although sometimes you end up with a globule of liquid down your throat

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Sucking works better... although sometimes you end up with a globule of liquid down your throat "

Like sucking on a tube of Primula cheese spread?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sucking works better... although sometimes you end up with a globule of liquid down your throat

Like sucking on a tube of Primula cheese spread? "

The one with the lumps of "ham" in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't need to guess. I have a medium dick. It can talk to ghosts

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Endowed men are like vegans. They'll make sure you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Endowed men are like vegans. They'll make sure you know. "

That raises an interesting topic though, do vegans suck cock knowing they would have meat in their mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Endowed men are like vegans. They'll make sure you know.

That raises an interesting topic though, do vegans suck cock knowing they would have meat in their mouth? "

Yes but the don’t agree with choking the chicken

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Endowed men are like vegans. They'll make sure you know.

That raises an interesting topic though, do vegans suck cock knowing they would have meat in their mouth? "

As long as they don't bite it off and swallow it, I think it's all good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Endowed men are like vegans. They'll make sure you know.

That raises an interesting topic though, do vegans suck cock knowing they would have meat in their mouth?

Yes but the don’t agree with choking the chicken

"

Or spanking the monkey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Endowed men are like vegans. They'll make sure you know.

That raises an interesting topic though, do vegans suck cock knowing they would have meat in their mouth?

Yes but the don’t agree with choking the chicken

Or spanking the monkey? "

They don’t mind tickling the pickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Endowed men are like vegans. They'll make sure you know.

That raises an interesting topic though, do vegans suck cock knowing they would have meat in their mouth?

As long as they don't bite it off and swallow it, I think it's all good. "

That's handy to know

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Endowed men are like vegans. They'll make sure you know.

That raises an interesting topic though, do vegans suck cock knowing they would have meat in their mouth?

Yes but the don’t agree with choking the chicken

Or spanking the monkey? "

Depends if the monkey is into it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Endowed men are like vegans. They'll make sure you know.

That raises an interesting topic though, do vegans suck cock knowing they would have meat in their mouth?

Yes but the don’t agree with choking the chicken

Or spanking the monkey?

Depends if the monkey is into it. "

I think they would be for the right right person. Hi, I'm monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Endowed men are like vegans. They'll make sure you know.

That raises an interesting topic though, do vegans suck cock knowing they would have meat in their mouth?

Yes but the don’t agree with choking the chicken

Or spanking the monkey?

They don’t mind tickling the pickle "

But where do they stand on burping the worm? We could do this all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Endowed men are like vegans. They'll make sure you know.

That raises an interesting topic though, do vegans suck cock knowing they would have meat in their mouth?

Yes but the don’t agree with choking the chicken

Or spanking the monkey?

They don’t mind tickling the pickle

But where do they stand on burping the worm? We could do this all day "

Or flicking the bean

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By *mily28Woman
over a year ago

Clapham

Only time I think about it is if we're dancing close...

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