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Teensy, weensy, itsy, bitsy Thursday mini-rant...

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I've actually had two messages today saying "I'm in the area, do you fancy some fun?" (paraphrased, obviously). My pedantic self wanted to respond..."2600 square miles and half a million inhabitants and you're in the vicinity of Arse End????" Fortunately for me, my logical self said "block the feckers and get back on the forums"

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i had a message from someone on walthamstoe this evening asking for a last min meet....errrrrr i'm crap a geography, but not that crap!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im actually relieved

I get messages from men in scotland!!

I know my profile says I'll travel but seriously,

glad its not just me though :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... My pedantic self wanted to respond..."2600 square miles and half a million inhabitants and you're in the vicinity of Arse End????" "

Is that not a real place then?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I have the perfect way to shut them up at the mo: my profile does say that I travel a lot for my work, so when I get can I pop round for a late night quickie I reply "of course. How's your swimming? I'm in Cork"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've actually had two messages today saying "I'm in the area, do you fancy some fun?" (paraphrased, obviously). My pedantic self wanted to respond..."2600 square miles and half a million inhabitants and you're in the vicinity of Arse End????" Fortunately for me, my logical self said "block the feckers and get back on the forums" "

What???

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"... My pedantic self wanted to respond..."2600 square miles and half a million inhabitants and you're in the vicinity of Arse End????"

Is that not a real place then? "

Well it is if you fancy going up my backside, but it's not a proper place in Cumbria (tho' Cockley Beck and Cockermouth are...)

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I get a fair few messages from people saying they're in Nottingham, Manchester, Sheffield, or Newcastle so are in my area. I guess taking into account the size of the planet they are, but for a woman without a car, they may as well be in Australia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh God, this!!!!

If I had a shag for every version of the following I've been sent, well I'd be a very happy girl!

"Hey, I'm a profeshionel from London/somewhere else darn sarf staying up your way. Fancy getting together in my hotel in Sunderland/Newcastle etc for some fun?"

Why yes, the person who's not meeting right now would love to travel miles up the A1 just to shag some berk in a traveledge.

Sigh.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I get a fair few messages from people saying they're in Nottingham, Manchester, Sheffield, or Newcastle so are in my area. I guess taking into account the size of the planet they are, but for a woman without a car, they may as well be in Australia."

Love it Wyrd, fancy a shag, I'm not too far from you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... My pedantic self wanted to respond..."2600 square miles and half a million inhabitants and you're in the vicinity of Arse End????"

Is that not a real place then?

Well it is if you fancy going up my backside, but it's not a proper place in Cumbria (tho' Cockley Beck and Cockermouth are...) "

Well I've been to some shitey places

I always liked the sound of Ecclefechan if imagined being said by Father Jack

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"... My pedantic self wanted to respond..."2600 square miles and half a million inhabitants and you're in the vicinity of Arse End????"

Is that not a real place then?

Well it is if you fancy going up my backside, but it's not a proper place in Cumbria (tho' Cockley Beck and Cockermouth are...)

Well I've been to some shitey places

I always liked the sound of Ecclefechan if imagined being said by Father Jack

"

'kin 'ell Fia, I lost my virginity in Ecclefechan many, many years ago

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I get a fair few messages from people saying they're in Nottingham, Manchester, Sheffield, or Newcastle so are in my area. I guess taking into account the size of the planet they are, but for a woman without a car, they may as well be in Australia.

Love it Wyrd, fancy a shag, I'm not too far from you"

You're nearer than some of them!

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Had some guy this week getting arsey when I said Exeter was too far - his response was that it was in the South West and perhaps I should be looking in the Midlands in that case. Duh! I'm also in the SW, even if I'm at the top of it - and I freely admit I'm a lazy mare when it comes to travelling, but also don't expect people to travel ages to get to me.

And I love how people insist on telling me that it'll only take me (elling me it'll only take x minutes to get somewhere when in reality the journey time is at least double that! Grrr!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I've actually had two messages today saying "I'm in the area, do you fancy some fun?" (paraphrased, obviously). My pedantic self wanted to respond..."2600 square miles and half a million inhabitants and you're in the vicinity of Arse End????" Fortunately for me, my logical self said "block the feckers and get back on the forums" "
Thought ya knob had fallen off ya walking stick.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Oh, and seeing as it's beginning to look a lot like that time of the year, and you like Father Jack...follow this link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQkF7fpw-wI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, and seeing as it's beginning to look a lot like that time of the year, and you like Father Jack...follow this link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQkF7fpw-wI"

She ruined Christmas!!

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