FabSwingers.com forum: The bum thread...

By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Gerrum out and start commenting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

snap!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive got a bum pic lol

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Bums out agin is it, ok then...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Well...sort of

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Don't be afraid to make an arse of yourself...

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Bum Bum

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Why isn't there a drool smiley?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have changed my pic just for this thread lol

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a bit o chalk on that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheeky

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's for breakfast ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope - i refuse..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Checking in whilst checking a few of you out

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Mines out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here is my bottom

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Dont have a bum pic, my face is near enough..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's for breakfast ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants to spank mine????

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Checking in whilst checking a few of you out

*wipes a tear away* It's just like the good old days Frocks

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to spank mine????"

Bend over then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone know where the wide wide wide angled lens is please?

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By *tu and ChezCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to spank mine????

Bend over then

Dont temped me! you will see my little pink arse hole!..... Dam I shouldnt write that I will get loads of guys messaging me again! .....NOT GAY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouldn't we be giving marks out of ten for the one above??

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Seeing as you asked so nicely

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Does anyone know where the wide wide wide angled lens is please?

I have photoshop if it helps...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't we be giving marks out of ten for the one above??"

Good idea mate I will start

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Seeing as you asked so nicely "

Yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't we be giving marks out of ten for the one above??

Good idea mate I will start

Seein as urs is famous 9

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't we be giving marks out of ten for the one above??

Good idea mate I will start

Seein as urs is famous 9"

Im famous?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry naughty nips I would give you a 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Shouldn't we be giving marks out of ten for the one above??

Good idea mate I will start

Seein as urs is famous 9

Im famous?????"

think he meant infamous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry naughty nips I would give you a 7"

Well i give you a 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heres mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry naughty nips I would give you a 7"

I would give you 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im among there somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is in dire need of some use.... and abuse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bums away...here's me but am thinking I'm a little overdressed hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone know where the wide wide wide angled lens is please?

I have photoshop if it helps...?

thats a tad harsh implying I need one that big!!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't we be giving marks out of ten for the one above??

Good idea mate I will start

Seein as urs is famous 9

Im famous?????

think he meant infamous

Yes that's what I meant. 9 for you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't we be giving marks out of ten for the one above??

Good idea mate I will start

Seein as urs is famous 9

Im famous?????

think he meant infamous

I didnt relise I was known on here?

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Does anyone know where the wide wide wide angled lens is please?

I have photoshop if it helps...?

thats a tad harsh implying I need one that big!!!!! lol

No, just offering my services - it ain't that big anyhow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone know where the wide wide wide angled lens is please?

I have photoshop if it helps...?

thats a tad harsh implying I need one that big!!!!! lol

No, just offering my services - it ain't that big anyhow!

oh thought u meant I needed a lens the size of a shop ..........

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Does anyone know where the wide wide wide angled lens is please?

I have photoshop if it helps...?

thats a tad harsh implying I need one that big!!!!! lol

No, just offering my services - it ain't that big anyhow!

oh thought u meant I needed a lens the size of a shop ..........

No, ya daft bat! Lol!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Does anyone know where the wide wide wide angled lens is please?

I have photoshop if it helps...?

thats a tad harsh implying I need one that big!!!!! lol

No, just offering my services - it ain't that big anyhow!

oh thought u meant I needed a lens the size of a shop ..........

Anyway, why isn't yours on show Minxie...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Bit of a Bad moon rising,... Can t beat creedance ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello bums

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Here is a sideways view..

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Bums the word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about mankini bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liking all the men's bottoms on this thread

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"How about mankini bum"

Or Terminal Wedgie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's another arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone know where the wide wide wide angled lens is please?

I have photoshop if it helps...?

thats a tad harsh implying I need one that big!!!!! lol

No, just offering my services - it ain't that big anyhow!

oh thought u meant I needed a lens the size of a shop ..........

Anyway, why isn't yours on show Minxie...?

cos I need a wide angled lens, and arms eight times the length they are to do the pic, and I dont have any bum ones lol (ok I know all my pics are bum pics but that wasnt wot u wanted lol!!)

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Does anyone know where the wide wide wide angled lens is please?

I have photoshop if it helps...?

thats a tad harsh implying I need one that big!!!!! lol

No, just offering my services - it ain't that big anyhow!

oh thought u meant I needed a lens the size of a shop ..........

Anyway, why isn't yours on show Minxie...?

cos I need a wide angled lens, and arms eight times the length they are to do the pic, and I dont have any bum ones lol (ok I know all my pics are bum pics but that wasnt wot u wanted lol!!)

Lol - then you need to get someone to take some! Lol!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Crickey.

That's the busiest my inbox has been for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crickey.

That's the busiest my inbox has been for a while

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Does this count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My peachy bum

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Gosh yes thats a great bum .. firm too by the looks of it

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By *hmeohmyMan
over a year ago

Nice bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines firm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Above bum is just gorgeous.

Here's mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drew a face on mine lol

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Nice bum

LMAO .. I know that bum !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Above bum is just gorgeous.

Here's mine."

Thanks your welcome to come lick it or slap it ;

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By *hmeohmyMan
over a year ago

Not the best in the world but it's the only one I have

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Mines firm!"

and peachy. Whit woo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bums up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to walk up a lot of ladders to get bum like mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bums up

yummy bummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bums up

yummy bummy"

Thanks

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Not the best in the world but it's the only one I have

yum looks fine to me from all angles

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Not the best in the world but it's the only one I have

yum looks fine to me from all angles

As does yours Cinn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bums up

yummy bummy

Thanks

Your welcome I would like to get my face down there and have a lick of your pussy from behind........ Im naughty I must remember to behave myself lol

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By *indylou47Woman
over a year ago

BOLTON

It's a full moon tonight then?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Not the best in the world but it's the only one I have

yum looks fine to me from all angles

As does yours Cinn!

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

another yummy bummy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well, why the hell not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love getting mine spanked hard xx

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Good morning bum fans.

Keep em comming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing like a good bum pic in the morning

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Where's funky, thought he would have been here by now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottoms up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't fit it all in lol

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

I'll take the pants off for a fiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As you wish

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

If I must

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I'll take the pants off for a fiver"

I'll save my £5 and just pull them down when your not looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok mine out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love a bumfest

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Don't wanna shag one.. But love a woman's bum..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning bums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's mine- tan lines & all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more arses than the house of commons,lol

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By *iandsylviaCouple
over a year ago

Ely

here's one of ours, can you guess who's lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"here's one of ours, can you guess who's lol "
heres mine all wrapped for xmas.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wiggle wiggle wiggle... Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A different view then this morning, or I could put M's bum up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"here's one of ours, can you guess who's lol "

When we uploaded a picture of my OH's some people got mine and M's mixed up

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

got a 4 fem bum stack in our gallery:mine is the top one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in …… then out then in…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's funky, thought he would have been here by now. "

He has, its just his alter-ego bumming around at the moment though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some nice butts in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to post

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Where's funky, thought he would have been here by now.

He has, its just his alter-ego bumming around at the moment though!

I'm not his alter-ego. I'm him but in another time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy...

It's very simple really.

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"A different view then this morning, or I could put M's bum up

nooo, keep yours up! Yummy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's mine "

Yes it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some nice butts in here

Yours included!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some nice butts in here

Yours included!

Right back at ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's funky, thought he would have been here by now.

He has, its just his alter-ego bumming around at the moment though!

I'm not his alter-ego. I'm him but in another time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy...

It's very simple really. "

Keep your wormhole thingy to yourself; it makes me blush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really enjoying this bum thread!

Keep um coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more cheek here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty for ya money here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plenty for ya money here."

Ooooft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ??? "

I bet a few would, and do! (I don't, before you ask!! )

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ??? "

*waves frantically*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ???

I bet a few would, and do! (I don't, before you ask!! )

You dont like my bum!!??? How very dare you! (said very loud in my post angry voice) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ???

*waves frantically*

come finger me! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ???

I bet a few would, and do! (I don't, before you ask!! )

You dont like my bum!!??? How very dare you! (said very loud in my post angry voice) lol"

Shush now youngster, or I'll tan your hide good n proper!

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I can't be arsed to change my pic - but I want to know this.....

WHERE'S Funky's bum???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ???

I bet a few would, and do! (I don't, before you ask!! )

You dont like my bum!!??? How very dare you! (said very loud in my post angry voice) lol

Shush now youngster, or I'll tan your hide good n proper!

hmmmm I wish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be arsed to change my pic - but I want to know this.....

WHERE'S Funky's bum???????

In a wormhole, black-hole,parallel universe thingymajig - so he says!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ???

I bet a few would, and do! (I don't, before you ask!! )

You dont like my bum!!??? How very dare you! (said very loud in my post angry voice) lol

Shush now youngster, or I'll tan your hide good n proper!

hmmmm I wish!"

Next you'll be wanting it kissed better after said tanning!! *sigh* its a tough job, but I suppose I could force myself!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ???

*waves frantically*

come finger me! lol"

Your username is apt...expecting me to trail all the way down to Herts just to finger your bum...oh, alright then, I'm on me way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody like my ass?

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Have a peek at mine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ???

*waves frantically*

come finger me! lol

Your username is apt...expecting me to trail all the way down to Herts just to finger your bum...oh, alright then, I'm on me way

Im happy to meet half way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ???

*waves frantically*

come finger me! lol

Your username is apt...expecting me to trail all the way down to Herts just to finger your bum...oh, alright then, I'm on me way

*leggin it to the door, sat nav programmed, super-powers used to send Caz in wrong direction!*

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over a year ago

"Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ???

I bet a few would, and do! (I don't, before you ask!! )

You dont like my bum!!??? How very dare you! (said very loud in my post angry voice) lol

Shush now youngster, or I'll tan your hide good n proper!

hmmmm I wish!

Next you'll be wanting it kissed better after said tanning!! *sigh* its a tough job, but I suppose I could force myself!

You dont have to kiss it better you can gets hubs to rub it

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"I can't be arsed to change my pic - but I want to know this.....

WHERE'S Funky's bum???????

In a wormhole, black-hole,parallel universe thingymajig - so he says!

Invictus - go and fetch your funkyself from the other time wormhole continuum whatsit and bring the bum back here

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"I can't be arsed to change my pic - but I want to know this.....

WHERE'S Funky's bum???????

In a wormhole, black-hole,parallel universe thingymajig - so he says!

Invictus - go and fetch your funkyself from the other time wormhole continuum whatsit and bring the bum back here

please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Next you'll be wanting it kissed better after said tanning!! *sigh* its a tough job, but I suppose I could force myself!

You dont have to kiss it better you can gets hubs to rub it

you appear to be confused!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***

Senses indicate there is a bottom thread I have not partaken in.

This has now been corrected.

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***

Senses indicate there is a bottom thread I have not partaken in.

This has now been corrected.

Phew! That's better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***

Senses indicate there is a bottom thread I have not partaken in.

This has now been corrected.

phwoaarrrr!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***

Senses indicate there is a bottom thread I have not partaken in.

This has now been corrected.

woop woop... Was getting worried about you x

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I really apologise. It's not like me I know.

They made me do work at work

I shan't let that happen again that's for sure!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really apologise. It's not like me I know.

They made me do work at work

I shan't let that happen again that's for sure!!!

Bloody philistines, keeping you from your fanbase, how dare they!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***

Senses indicate there is a bottom thread I have not partaken in.

This has now been corrected.

I nearly turned purple waiting!!!!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***

Senses indicate there is a bottom thread I have not partaken in.

This has now been corrected.

I nearly turned purple waiting!!!!!!

Hmmmm purple you say... I can work with that.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***

Senses indicate there is a bottom thread I have not partaken in.

This has now been corrected.

About fecking time!!

I've caught a bloody chill waving mine around all this time and my inbox is a wall of yellow unrread messages now.

FFS man, ajust your bum sensors!!! I can't handle the stress alone!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***

Senses indicate there is a bottom thread I have not partaken in.

This has now been corrected.

About fecking time!!

I've caught a bloody chill waving mine around all this time and my inbox is a wall of yellow unrread messages now.

FFS man, ajust your bum sensors!!! I can't handle the stress alone!!

My bad old friend!

I had my bum sensors turned right up but there seemed to be some glitter stuck between the contacts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when in rome :D

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Anybody like my ass?

Actually NO not at all ..most unattractive and very gay pose ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooft!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***

Senses indicate there is a bottom thread I have not partaken in.

This has now been corrected.

About fecking time!!

I've caught a bloody chill waving mine around all this time and my inbox is a wall of yellow unrread messages now.

FFS man, ajust your bum sensors!!! I can't handle the stress alone!!

My bad old friend!

I had my bum sensors turned right up but there seemed to be some glitter stuck between the contacts.

DON'T SAY THE G-WORD!!!!!!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***

Senses indicate there is a bottom thread I have not partaken in.

This has now been corrected.

About fecking time!!

I've caught a bloody chill waving mine around all this time and my inbox is a wall of yellow unrread messages now.

FFS man, ajust your bum sensors!!! I can't handle the stress alone!!

My bad old friend!

I had my bum sensors turned right up but there seemed to be some glitter stuck between the contacts.

DON'T SAY THE G-WORD!!!!!!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Funky's in trouble. Funky's in trouble.

Na na ne nana

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

You need to set your detectors on 'furtle' and not 'grope' otherwise it can miss the smaller bums.

Don't you remember the training at Captain Basatables Bum Sensor Academy back in 2089?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to set your detectors on 'furtle' and not 'grope' otherwise it can miss the smaller bums.

Don't you remember the training at Captain Basatables Bum Sensor Academy back in 2089?

Have you ever thought of seeing medical advice for your repetitive stale joke syndrome?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"You need to set your detectors on 'furtle' and not 'grope' otherwise it can miss the smaller bums.

Don't you remember the training at Captain Basatables Bum Sensor Academy back in 2089?

Ah those heady days back at the academy. Of course back then my bum was all fields and Soxy hadn't discovered chiffon.

We were young and naive but life seemed so full of promise. Now look at us, peddling our arses in bum threads. It's GREAT!!!!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ???

*waves frantically*

come finger me! lol

Your username is apt...expecting me to trail all the way down to Herts just to finger your bum...oh, alright then, I'm on me way

*leggin it to the door, sat nav programmed, super-powers used to send Caz in wrong direction!*

Fox ache, I'm stuck on spaghetti junction now, my satnav's telling me to go south-north-eastern in Brian Blessed's voice...next services I find I'm gonna put up a meet now for frustrated wannabee bum-fingeree's to message me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next on the agenda:

Get your bumholes out on display

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Next on the agenda:

Get your bumholes out on display

(((shudder)))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Next on the agenda:

Get your bumholes out on display

(((shudder)))

Oh come on it's the new trend now

You go first

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Next on the agenda:

Get your bumholes out on display

(((shudder)))

Oh come on it's the new trend now

You go first

Well judging by the competition it's all about 'the gape'.

I will fuck myself with a knotted pine all weekend and should have something competitive by Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to set your detectors on 'furtle' and not 'grope' otherwise it can miss the smaller bums.

Don't you remember the training at Captain Basatables Bum Sensor Academy back in 2089?

Have you ever thought of seeing medical advice for your repetitive stale joke syndrome?"

Lmao sometimes it makes Frank Carson look fresh and innovative and he is dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a little disappointed as there are some sad looking bums on this thread.

It's the way you show em, or "It's a cracker" Frank Carson(1926-2012)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As always nice to have the warm up guys on before the main event.

So feast your eyes girls and enjoy.

“OfFiCiAl FaB ForUms SEXIEST male of 2012”

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