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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Of you had the chance to build your perfect partner what would you do?

Hair colour? Eye colour? Glasses? Beard or no beard (for the men)? Body type? Height? Etc.

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By *KG12Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

I've got mine

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

That's sexist.

What if the women have beards

(Asking for a friend, obvs... although I do need new razors)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's sexist.

What if the women have beards

(Asking for a friend, obvs... although I do need new razors) "

That's very true, my mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's someone on here who is literally my perfect partner both aesthetically and mentally.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"That's sexist.

What if the women have beards

(Asking for a friend, obvs... although I do need new razors)

That's very true, my mistake "

Is ok. I'll get a razor

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"There's someone on here who is literally my perfect partner both aesthetically and mentally. "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's someone on here who is literally my perfect partner both aesthetically and mentally.

Thank you "

With or without the beard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of you had the chance to build your perfect partner what would you do?

Hair colour? Eye colour? Glasses? Beard or no beard (for the men)? Body type? Height? Etc.

"

I did this in my mind and I ended up with Mr Potatoe head.

I'd like a refund please!

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Mine would fuck off & ride into the sunset with another fella - that's my luck!

This track sums it up:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xllxTx2E6qU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind of her own

Inderpendant lady

Likes sex obviously

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects


"Of you had the chance to build your perfect partner what would you do?

Hair colour? Eye colour? Glasses? Beard or no beard (for the men)? Body type? Height? Etc.

I did this in my mind and I ended up with Mr Potatoe head.

I'd like a refund please!"

Well, when the chips are down…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think hunk I have all the right Lego bricks to build mine

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Yes like the weird science machine!

Um, short, busty, curvy, penchant for heels.

Basically, Jessica rabbit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of you had the chance to build your perfect partner what would you do?

Hair colour? Eye colour? Glasses? Beard or no beard (for the men)? Body type? Height? Etc.

I did this in my mind and I ended up with Mr Potatoe head.

I'd like a refund please!"

Refunds are dealt with by another department, sorry for any inconvenience caused

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone


"Of you had the chance to build your perfect partner what would you do?

Hair colour? Eye colour? Glasses? Beard or no beard (for the men)? Body type? Height? Etc.

"

Glasses are sexy as fuck. It's the look over the top of them that gets me

*Has a moment*

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

Filthy mind.

Don't care about the rest.

Fortunately I've married her.

(And "the rest" is perfectly lovely in her case).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfffft! Where's the fun in perfection? Give me adorable quirks and little oddities any day.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I have the one perfect for me.

He's got imperfections, but I kinda like them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pfffft! Where's the fun in perfection? Give me adorable quirks and little oddities any day. "

It's all about what you see as 'perfect'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pfffft! Where's the fun in perfection? Give me adorable quirks and little oddities any day.

It's all about what you see as 'perfect'"

If I create something I'm always super critical of it. I'd be like Dr Frankenstein casting out the Monster in horror

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

I like this thread… my extensive list as follows:

Looks:

• Age 35+

• Minimum 6ft tall

• Big muscular build like a viking / rugby / lumberjack

• Blue or green eyes

• Shaved / bald or short hair

• Tattoos

• Stubble or groomed beard, hairy chest

• Big dick

• Firm hands

• Smells amazing

• Well dressed & no skinny jeans

Personality:

• Confident, bordering on cocky

• Self assured

• Witty / GSOH

• Dominant in bed

• Ambitious

• Can hold a decent conversation

• Charming / complimentary

Anyone tick all those boxes? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long brown hair that can tie itself in itself

Eyes that can talk with just one look

Lips that make me want to keep kissing them

Nipples like wine gums standing out on some wonderful norks

A versatile vagina thats capable of giving my winky a lovely warm hug and loves to be filled by my hand

An anus that creates a cock vaccuum constantly sucking in my winky

A mind that can see all the pictures of the filthy things im saying and add more ideas to mine

A woman capable of making me a better me

A good woman a kind woman a filthy woman a woman with style

A woman who makes me feel like i found home whenever im with her

A sexy voice that can make me cum with 3 words

A woman who can put warmth in the coldest darkest hardest of men

I had that once

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

All sorted here

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I like this thread… my extensive list as follows:

Looks:

• Age 35+

• Minimum 6ft tall

• Big muscular build like a viking / rugby / lumberjack

• Blue or green eyes

• Shaved / bald or short hair

• Tattoos

• Stubble or groomed beard, hairy chest

• Big dick

• Firm hands

• Smells amazing

• Well dressed & no skinny jeans

Personality:

• Confident, bordering on cocky

• Self assured

• Witty / GSOH

• Dominant in bed

• Ambitious

• Can hold a decent conversation

• Charming / complimentary

Anyone tick all those boxes? Lol "

Right I'll see you at the negotiation table and we'll thrash this out. Find out where there is some wiggle room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6ft

Mediterranean (Italians to the front of the queue)

Dark hair, brown eyes

Lovely teeth

Juicy lips

Stubble

Not too muscular but not overweight

Smells delicious

Sense of humour and loves to have a good time

Successful career

University educated

No/minimal tattoos

Bisexual would be a bonus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like this thread… my extensive list as follows:

Looks:

• Age 35+

• Minimum 6ft tall

• Big muscular build like a viking / rugby / lumberjack

• Blue or green eyes

• Shaved / bald or short hair

• Tattoos

• Stubble or groomed beard, hairy chest

• Big dick

• Firm hands

• Smells amazing

• Well dressed & no skinny jeans

Personality:

• Confident, bordering on cocky

• Self assured

• Witty / GSOH

• Dominant in bed

• Ambitious

• Can hold a decent conversation

• Charming / complimentary

Anyone tick all those boxes? Lol "

That's the type of answer you need, you might just find them in here at some point

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"6ft

Mediterranean (Italians to the front of the queue)

Dark hair, brown eyes

Lovely teeth

Juicy lips

Stubble

Not too muscular but not overweight

Smells delicious

Sense of humour and loves to have a good time

Successful career

University educated

No/minimal tattoos

Bisexual would be a bonus "

How could I forget nice teeth!

Add that to my list too

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Sounds like “Build a Bear” adult edition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like this thread… my extensive list as follows:

Looks:

• Age 35+

• Minimum 6ft tall

• Big muscular build like a viking / rugby / lumberjack

• Blue or green eyes

• Shaved / bald or short hair

• Tattoos

• Stubble or groomed beard, hairy chest

• Big dick

• Firm hands

• Smells amazing

• Well dressed & no skinny jeans

Personality:

• Confident, bordering on cocky

• Self assured

• Witty / GSOH

• Dominant in bed

• Ambitious

• Can hold a decent conversation

• Charming / complimentary

Anyone tick all those boxes? Lol "
yip if you call shorts n vest well dressed that is

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'd like a foxy brunette with an ass that won't quit.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle


" Right I'll see you at the negotiation table and we'll thrash this out. Find out where there is some wiggle room. "

They are actually my non- negotiables

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Sounds like “Build a Bear” adult edition "

With less stuffing x

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"That's the type of answer you need, you might just find them in here at some point"

Fingers crossed haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall, slim, average sized cock, good conversationalist, looks good in a suit, dominant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like “Build a Bear” adult edition "

About time us adults get to have some fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tall, slim, average sized cock, good conversationalist, looks good in a suit, dominant "

What do you consider average?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pfffft! Where's the fun in perfection? Give me adorable quirks and little oddities any day. "

Perfectly imperfect x

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

What would yours be op you left yourself out

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By *asper88Man
over a year ago

London Bridge

Someone who likes to cook & clean while dressed in lingerie all day... And invites her slutty friends over - Field of Wet Dreams... If you build they will cum lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall, slim, average sized cock, good conversationalist, looks good in a suit, dominant

What do you consider average? "

6 inches and under

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

So some of these lists provided are shorter and more forgiving, yet they still found a 'perfect' match in their partner. Others have absolutely zero compromise when it comes to their idea of perfection, every box must be ticked or nothing.

Interesting how people view that word and what it means to them... The human brain is fascinating

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By *rg4Man
over a year ago

hunktown

Dark long hair

Blue eyes

Symmetrical face

Chunky body

Big boobs

Big arse

Thick lips

Dresses up in sexy lingerie for me every night

Doesn’t speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dark long hair

Blue eyes

Symmetrical face

Chunky body

Big boobs

Big arse

Thick lips

Dresses up in sexy lingerie for me every night

Doesn’t speak "

Buy yourself a sex doll! Will tick all your boxes

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Just one with an available bum hole would be lovely

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By *rg4Man
over a year ago

hunktown


"Dark long hair

Blue eyes

Symmetrical face

Chunky body

Big boobs

Big arse

Thick lips

Dresses up in sexy lingerie for me every night

Doesn’t speak

Buy yourself a sex doll! Will tick all your boxes"

I like it warm and wet too unfortunately

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"So some of these lists provided are shorter and more forgiving, yet they still found a 'perfect' match in their partner. Others have absolutely zero compromise when it comes to their idea of perfection, every box must be ticked or nothing.

Interesting how people view that word and what it means to them... The human brain is fascinating"

I agree my list is extensive, but don’t believe I’m looking for classical ‘perfection’, on the contrary I actually find ‘imperfections’ sexy… for example scars, broken noses, rugged skin, grey hair etc Definitely not looking for pretty boys, or classic ‘tall dark & handsome’ sauve type. I far prefer men who are a bit rougher around the edges

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"I like this thread… my extensive list as follows:

Looks:

• Age 35+

• Minimum 6ft tall

• Big muscular build like a viking / rugby / lumberjack

• Blue or green eyes

• Shaved / bald or short hair

• Tattoos

• Stubble or groomed beard, hairy chest

• Big dick

• Firm hands

• Smells amazing

• Well dressed & no skinny jeans

Personality:

• Confident, bordering on cocky

• Self assured

• Witty / GSOH

• Dominant in bed

• Ambitious

• Can hold a decent conversation

• Charming / complimentary

Anyone tick all those boxes? Lol "

Only 10 of them ..not saying which 10

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


" Right I'll see you at the negotiation table and we'll thrash this out. Find out where there is some wiggle room.

They are actually my non- negotiables "

So no thrashing or wiggling then. Disappointing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What would yours be op you left yourself out "

I like a redhead (glasses a bonus)

Blue eyes

Nice smile with juicy lips

Hourglass figure

Can take a joke and have a laugh

Intelligent enough to hold a good conversation

Driven and passionate about what they like/want

Likes to travel and try new foods

High sex drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brunette.

Hot ass a want to squeeze

Cheeky nipples that cry ‘suck me’.

Lips that scream ‘kiss me’

Eyes where I could lose my soul

She ha The type of body that is naturally warm and soft to the touch like silken sheets.

Her sense of humour and whole personality is quirky and she is just completely into me as much as I’m into her.

And she makes a shit hot cup of coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brunette.

Hot ass a want to squeeze

Cheeky nipples that cry ‘suck me’.

Lips that scream ‘kiss me’

Eyes where I could lose my soul

She ha The type of body that is naturally warm and soft to the touch like silken sheets.

Her sense of humour and whole personality is quirky and she is just completely into me as much as I’m into her.

And she makes a shit hot cup of coffee. "

Damn! Almost described me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brunette.

Hot ass a want to squeeze

Cheeky nipples that cry ‘suck me’.

Lips that scream ‘kiss me’

Eyes where I could lose my soul

She ha The type of body that is naturally warm and soft to the touch like silken sheets.

Her sense of humour and whole personality is quirky and she is just completely into me as much as I’m into her.

And she makes a shit hot cup of coffee.

Damn! Almost described me "

Damn, I thought I’d got a lucky guess for a moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brunette.

Hot ass a want to squeeze

Cheeky nipples that cry ‘suck me’.

Lips that scream ‘kiss me’

Eyes where I could lose my soul

She ha The type of body that is naturally warm and soft to the touch like silken sheets.

Her sense of humour and whole personality is quirky and she is just completely into me as much as I’m into her.

And she makes a shit hot cup of coffee.

Damn! Almost described me

Damn, I thought I’d got a lucky guess for a moment. "

I ticked all except brunette as my hair is currently purple although naturally I’m a brunette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brunette.

Hot ass a want to squeeze

Cheeky nipples that cry ‘suck me’.

Lips that scream ‘kiss me’

Eyes where I could lose my soul

She ha The type of body that is naturally warm and soft to the touch like silken sheets.

Her sense of humour and whole personality is quirky and she is just completely into me as much as I’m into her.

And she makes a shit hot cup of coffee.

Damn! Almost described me

Damn, I thought I’d got a lucky guess for a moment.

I ticked all except brunette as my hair is currently purple although naturally I’m a brunette "

I’m So glad you didn’t say naturally purple.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Need to colour my hair and be a brunette!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brunette.

Hot ass a want to squeeze

Cheeky nipples that cry ‘suck me’.

Lips that scream ‘kiss me’

Eyes where I could lose my soul

She ha The type of body that is naturally warm and soft to the touch like silken sheets.

Her sense of humour and whole personality is quirky and she is just completely into me as much as I’m into her.

And she makes a shit hot cup of coffee.

Damn! Almost described me

Damn, I thought I’d got a lucky guess for a moment.

I ticked all except brunette as my hair is currently purple although naturally I’m a brunette

I’m So glad you didn’t say naturally purple. "

Haha! Not sure anyone is naturally purple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kind

Honest

No drama

Over 5 10

No big bushy beard

Not arsed about weight as long as not massive

Dark preferably

Nice features

Good in bed

( apply within if interested )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brunette.

Hot ass a want to squeeze

Cheeky nipples that cry ‘suck me’.

Lips that scream ‘kiss me’

Eyes where I could lose my soul

She ha The type of body that is naturally warm and soft to the touch like silken sheets.

Her sense of humour and whole personality is quirky and she is just completely into me as much as I’m into her.

And she makes a shit hot cup of coffee.

Damn! Almost described me

Damn, I thought I’d got a lucky guess for a moment.

I ticked all except brunette as my hair is currently purple although naturally I’m a brunette

I’m So glad you didn’t say naturally purple.

Haha! Not sure anyone is naturally purple "

That’s a preference for my next ‘build-a-bird!’

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone


"Brunette.

Hot ass a want to squeeze

Cheeky nipples that cry ‘suck me’.

Lips that scream ‘kiss me’

Eyes where I could lose my soul

She ha The type of body that is naturally warm and soft to the touch like silken sheets.

Her sense of humour and whole personality is quirky and she is just completely into me as much as I’m into her.

And she makes a shit hot cup of coffee.

Damn! Almost described me

Damn, I thought I’d got a lucky guess for a moment.

I ticked all except brunette as my hair is currently purple although naturally I’m a brunette

I’m So glad you didn’t say naturally purple.

Haha! Not sure anyone is naturally purple "

Barney is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well...

- over 5'9

- stock but not fat

- aged 39-43

- chunky thighs

- dark hair

- beard or stubble

- non smoker

- tattoos, but not on the face

- Nice teeth

- kind, but not a pushover

- has a dark, sarcastic humour

- able to take the piss but also take it at them too

- adventurous

- an extrovert

- willing to take me out of my comfort zone

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over a year ago

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

If he makes me laugh then the rest is negotiable

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'd assemble Mr KC. He's perfect

Intelligent at fuck, tall, dark, handsome, loving, kind, presses all the right buttons, is my best friend. Adore him

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Around 6”

38-45

Broad shoulders

Blue eyes

Stubble

Tattoos - not on face

Big manly hands

Nice teeth

Dark longish hair or short back and sides with longer on top

Dominant in and out of the bedroom

Kind, caring, generous

Can be around my daughters

Loving, loyal and gentlemanly

8-9 inch cock

Only has eyes for me

Loves naked cuddles as much as I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well. I’ve noticed I have a height deficit in fab…..

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"What would yours be op you left yourself out

I like a redhead (glasses a bonus)

Blue eyes

Nice smile with juicy lips

Hourglass figure

Can take a joke and have a laugh

Intelligent enough to hold a good conversation

Driven and passionate about what they like/want

Likes to travel and try new foods

High sex drive "

Good on ya pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Long brown hair that can tie itself in itself

Eyes that can talk with just one look

Lips that make me want to keep kissing them

Nipples like wine gums standing out on some wonderful norks

A versatile vagina thats capable of giving my winky a lovely warm hug and loves to be filled by my hand

An anus that creates a cock vaccuum constantly sucking in my winky

A mind that can see all the pictures of the filthy things im saying and add more ideas to mine

A woman capable of making me a better me

A good woman a kind woman a filthy woman a woman with style

A woman who makes me feel like i found home whenever im with her

A sexy voice that can make me cum with 3 words

A woman who can put warmth in the coldest darkest hardest of men

I had that once

"
how the hell did i miss out funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met my perfect partner on this site. He ticks all of the boxes for me.

Best wishes to anyone looking to meet their future partner on Fab, it can and does happen

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The person who loves, needs and understands me. That'll do.

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