FabSwingers.com forum: Help.. I'm stuck in quicksand.. What's your advice ?

By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

We take your answers very seriously

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Don’t panic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold breath, sink, then walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call for assistance, you could be waiting a long time for a Fab expert

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By *lder funCouple
over a year ago

tottenham

Write a will

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"We take your answers very seriously

Wave your hands around frantically and panic

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By *ocalguy4youMan
over a year ago

cardiff

Keep your head up

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

It's an ideal opportunity to consider your Will. There are several services that will accept dictation for a small payment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would Homer Simpson do !

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Don't walk on the sand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suggest motivational sing song to keep your spirits up...

Keep your head up - Been Howard

Keep yourself alive - Queen

I offer my vocal services, you'll be wishing for the end after that

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Dig yourself out?

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By *xxLandNxxxCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Quote Bear Grylls “time to drink your own piss”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank. If you do it far enough the movement will keep the sand liquid allowing you to swim out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get someone to throw you a big rock to stand on……. Make sure you don’t let go of the rock tho

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

You need deliveroo

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Spread yourself out

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Spread yourself out "

That's a bit forward

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By *urvytreatWoman
over a year ago

somewhere nice

My advice is definitely don’t get stuck in the sand in the first place lol

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Sounds like you need some quick drying cement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move slowly and keep your arms out of the sand

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Mind yourself, there's quicksand down there".

I know, I'm so helpful. It's just who I am.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Call fab helpline! It’s full of professionals, I’m sure there is an expert just for the situation like this

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Climb on the couch to avoid the lava!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Make your peace with yourself. That's the best I can do, I have no idea how to get out of quicksand.

Actually. Depends. Are we talking enough to actually sink into? Or like a puddle where you think "phew. Glad there wasn't more of that"?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Don't panic. Smooth and slow movements. Try to get yourself horizontal. Then army crawl out of the quicksand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sink

Claim on life insurance

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Build a sandcastle while you wait for someone to assist you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a pee to wet the sand and get a foothold, and crawl out

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Build a sandcastle while you wait for someone to assist you."

You can build them quicker with quick sand too

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

I think thrashing about like crazy is the expert advice, same as if swimming and surrounded by sharks

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I think thrashing about like crazy is the expert advice, same as if swimming and surrounded by sharks "

Jump up and down and flail your arms around to attract attention. Just makes good sense when you think about it

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

Feel about for the slowsand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask the nearest female wearing tights to take one leg off and throw it to you to hold onto. Then ask her to walk away with the other leg still in tight, that will pull you out. Xx

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Grab various items to confuse future archaeologists.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Make elephant noises and they'll come and get you out- just ask Tarzan

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Throw me your wallet, it'll weigh you down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a massive boner sticking out the sand.. they will know where you are when a dog cocks his leg against your pole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I’ve seen the porn hub video….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give up and accept your fate, no one will miss you any way

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

spread your arms as wide as you can and lie back as far as you can. Try to keep still ......

And fucking pray someone spots you.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Throw me your wallet, it'll weigh you down!"

Ohhhh Nice Knickers !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you sell me your time machine?

Quicksand hasn’t existed since the 80’s according to Hollywood.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Shout "I have found diamonds" really loudly then grab the snake. Oh I mean the rope...

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Don't panic. Smooth and slow movements. Try to get yourself horizontal. Then army crawl out of the quicksand. "

This...or lay back and wiggle your legs back horizontal too.

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

The good thing about a giraffe drowning in quicksand is............

if your whole life flashes before you as your drowning.. it'd be like watching your very own movie...which is nice.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Make a quick sandcastle.

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By *cruffymooWoman
over a year ago

Skelmersdale

Don't panic, keep still, it'll be over soon.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Ask Big Harold for a "hand" out.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Throw me your wallet, it'll weigh you down!

Ohhhh Nice Knickers !"

Haha thankyou

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