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Hyena Farming in Kenya

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A Presidential candidate in Kenya which is an Eastern African country on the coast has economic plans to rescue the country. He plans to build hyena farms to export hyena testicles to China were they are considered a delicacy. As hyenas presumably only have two testicles which probably would never grow back then is this a good business plan. What would they do with the rest of the animal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do talk bollocks

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Bit ruff on The hyenas.

I don’t like it.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Out of interest. Has anybody tasted testicle meat. Don't the French eat sheep's testicles ?

Mind you those buggers will eat almost anything

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’ve sucked a few Tom but never bitten in.

I’m sure it’s a delicacy somewhere. All power to them but it’s not for me. Give me beans on toast anyday.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm guessing they'll feed the animals as little as possible until their testicles are big enough then kill them, in the cheapest way possible.

They'll have to keep some for breeding and they'll probably be kept in terrible puppy farm conditions, to make the most profit.

Just as the bears get a chance, the poor hyenas have to suffer for some hocus pocus Chinese medicine that is a load of crap.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Those hyenas won't be laughing about that

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

He has to win the election first, Tom.

Here's hoping he doesn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this might have been a nicer post for hyenas but doesn't sound much fun for them. I'm 1 of not many who love these animals, who are very fascinating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out of interest. Has anybody tasted testicle meat. Don't the French eat sheep's testicles ?

Mind you those buggers will eat almost anything"

Yes Thomas they don’t but do not let facts get in the way of your casual racism.

As a rule of thumb in the countryside the French will make use of every part of any animal they kill which for people like your fine young self may be yucky but here it’s normal.

T

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"A Presidential candidate in Kenya which is an Eastern African country on the coast has economic plans to rescue the country. He plans to build hyena farms to export hyena testicles to China were they are considered a delicacy. As hyenas presumably only have two testicles which probably would never grow back then is this a good business plan. What would they do with the rest of the animal?

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Dude! time to quit the drinking

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Don't the Spanish eat bulls testicles. Someone must of tried them surely on a holiday to Benidorm maybe?

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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough


"Don't the Spanish eat bulls testicles. Someone must of tried them surely on a holiday to Benidorm maybe?"

The Spanish are said to eat everything on a pig apart from the oink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is no laughing matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of interest - what do they do with all the dog bollocks that get removed?

Business opportunity?

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I wish someone should tell the Chinese that their traditional medicine is a load of crap.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I wish someone should tell the Chinese that their traditional medicine is a load of crap. "

The Chinese gave us acupuncture and even invented gunpowder years before the English. They bow rather than shake hands because they knew that shaking hands can be dangerous with all those germs Tom never shakes hands.They also invented the Chinese Takeaway. Tom respects the Chinese nation.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Sell them for fur and meat Tom

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Let's be clear here. We are talking about castration pure and simple.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"I wish someone should tell the Chinese that their traditional medicine is a load of crap.

The Chinese gave us acupuncture and even invented gunpowder years before the English. They bow rather than shake hands because they knew that shaking hands can be dangerous with all those germs Tom never shakes hands.They also invented the Chinese Takeaway. Tom respects the Chinese nation. "

Just because I like Chinese takeaway and long walls doesn't mean I like unnecessary poaching of endangered species for unproven health benefits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had the snip. Wasn’t that bad. Those hyenas just need to get on with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see the breeding plan going well without there plums

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I wish someone should tell the Chinese that their traditional medicine is a load of crap.

The Chinese gave us acupuncture and even invented gunpowder years before the English. They bow rather than shake hands because they knew that shaking hands can be dangerous with all those germs Tom never shakes hands.They also invented the Chinese Takeaway. Tom respects the Chinese nation.

Just because I like Chinese takeaway and long walls doesn't mean I like unnecessary poaching of endangered species for unproven health benefits. "

Are hyenas endangered ?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"I wish someone should tell the Chinese that their traditional medicine is a load of crap.

The Chinese gave us acupuncture and even invented gunpowder years before the English. They bow rather than shake hands because they knew that shaking hands can be dangerous with all those germs Tom never shakes hands.They also invented the Chinese Takeaway. Tom respects the Chinese nation.

Just because I like Chinese takeaway and long walls doesn't mean I like unnecessary poaching of endangered species for unproven health benefits.

Are hyenas endangered ?"

I rather think that anybody getting their balls chopped off might feel a little endangered, at least on the individual level.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't female hyenas have pseudo-penises that they give birth through?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for clarifying where and what Kenya is Tom

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Is ghos farming likely to be profitable tho ?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

They're having a laugh

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"You do talk bollocks"

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Thanks for clarifying where and what Kenya is Tom "

I think Tom knows his audience pretty well

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I cannot believe that the animal welfare will be top of their list and that would really be a concern.

As for the poor animals if all/most of the animal was used I'm ok with it...but if only the testcles were then I'd be really concerned.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Is ghos farming likely to be profitable tho ?"

Ghost farming? Can't see it taking off, myself...

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom notices that is is a manifesto like promise so probably not worth the paper it's written on..

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I believe they will sale the rest of the animal for food , same as they do with the dogs . I always thought only China have dog markets but many countries in Africa also , such as Nigeria , Kenya , Uganda , Ghana, Serra Leoa , Congo, Cameron, Liberia and more countries will follow , as is booming all over Africa .

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I believe they will sale the rest of the animal for food , same as they do with the dogs . I always thought only China have dog markets but many countries in Africa also , such as Nigeria , Kenya , Uganda , Ghana, Serra Leoa , Congo, Cameron, Liberia and more countries will follow , as is booming all over Africa . "
Food shortages may force many more countries including England to start using dogs as a source of protein. It is only social convention that stops the English eating dogmeat and not the law. Tom is no expert on biblical matters but it is only animals with a cloven hoof that we are forbidden to eat and a dog is not an animal with a cloven hoof. An animal with a cloven hoof includes pigs. Not sure any law stops us eating dog meat either as long as it does not mislead the consumer in it's labelling like the Findus saga.

Tom does wonder how diggerent the breeds will taste. Some hunting dogs may be gamier for example

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe they will sale the rest of the animal for food , same as they do with the dogs . I always thought only China have dog markets but many countries in Africa also , such as Nigeria , Kenya , Uganda , Ghana, Serra Leoa , Congo, Cameron, Liberia and more countries will follow , as is booming all over Africa . Food shortages may force many more countries including England to start using dogs as a source of protein. It is only social convention that stops the English eating dogmeat and not the law. Tom is no expert on biblical matters but it is only animals with a cloven hoof that we are forbidden to eat and a dog is not an animal with a cloven hoof. An animal with a cloven hoof includes pigs. Not sure any law stops us eating dog meat either as long as it does not mislead the consumer in it's labelling like the Findus saga.

Tom does wonder how diggerent the breeds will taste. Some hunting dogs may be gamier for example "

Tom wasn't lying when he said he's no expert on biblical matters. Git that one arse backwards. Pigs pass the cloven hoof test but don't chew the cud.

Not entirely sure what the laws of Kosher have to do with anything though

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Well to be fair English dog breeds are bred to standards that are set by the Kennel Club. Imagine an English world were dogs are bred for good. Money mad scientists would develop intensive farming methods were dogs are crammed in denslet concentrating on the fast growing varieties that require the minimum food for their ghastly return. Eating dog would be better now before these greedy science types get involved. Imagine the English dashound or sausage dog as we know them on a spit with an apple in it's mouth... Over an open fire...

You would think they were bred for this..

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