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By *atalie.. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

What is it with some guys (mine included)that when they cum, they cant aim for England and it goes everywhere..and i mean everywhere

Ffs chrissys had his for 37 years ya think he would know how to aim by now hes had enough practise with the thing

Anyone else have the same issues with shit aims lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been known to overshoot my landing..

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Spraying is part of the fun. Not all of us made it as firemen so its second best

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

When I'm on the vinegar strokes my junk is all over the place! No way I'm even attempting to aim for somewhere!

I usually need a sturdy vol-au-vent casing to capture it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always found that when it was time to climax into a ladies waiting mouth, it helped to simply shoot point blank by resting the tip of my cock on her tongue - obviously you have to keep your strokes short at such proximity but on ths plus side she won't miss a single creamy drop.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"When I'm on the vinegar strokes my junk is all over the place! No way I'm even attempting to aim for somewhere!

I usually need a sturdy vol-au-vent casing to capture it."

What does vinegar strokes mean?

OP - they seem to like making a mess, is my opinion. A lovely man described it as a need to defile the pretty.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"What is it with some guys (mine included)that when they cum, they cant aim for England and it goes everywhere..and i mean everywhere

Ffs chrissys had his for 37 years ya think he would know how to aim by now hes had enough practise with the thing

Anyone else have the same issues with shit aims lol"

you thinking of 1 particular place?

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

The point of no rtn

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By *atalie.. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bolton


"What is it with some guys (mine included)that when they cum, they cant aim for England and it goes everywhere..and i mean everywhere

Ffs chrissys had his for 37 years ya think he would know how to aim by now hes had enough practise with the thing

Anyone else have the same issues with shit aims lol

you thinking of 1 particular place? "

Anywhere apart from in my very long hair(on my head,before the comments come) in my eyes or up my nose lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im not a shit aim i just like to see you messy lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm on the vinegar strokes my junk is all over the place! No way I'm even attempting to aim for somewhere!

I usually need a sturdy vol-au-vent casing to capture it.

What does vinegar strokes mean?

OP - they seem to like making a mess, is my opinion. A lovely man described it as a need to defile the pretty."

It's slang for male masturbation!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"When I'm on the vinegar strokes my junk is all over the place! No way I'm even attempting to aim for somewhere!

I usually need a sturdy vol-au-vent casing to capture it.

What does vinegar strokes mean?

OP - they seem to like making a mess, is my opinion. A lovely man described it as a need to defile the pretty."

Vinegar strokes: Verb; The action when a man masturbates and is close to climaxing. The image is said to be that of a person manically shaking a bottle of vinegar on their chips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least it's a excuse to clean the house after he cums everywhere lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"im not a shit aim i just like to see you messy lol xxx"

There you, defiling the pretty.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"

What does vinegar strokes mean?

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The final, climatic stages of intercourse or masturbation. As in: "Would you believe it? The phone rang just as I was getting on to the vinegar strokes". From the similar facial expressions achieved when sipping vinegar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard that saying before lol

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By *atalie.. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bolton


"Never heard that saying before lol"

I learn something new every day on this site

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

I mentioned the vinegar stroke to my ex fb the other day and she'd never heard the expression before. Even after years of swinging

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Never heard that saying before lol

I learn something new every day on this site "

I have seen men using the phrase on here for some months and thought it was about time I found out what it meant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually don't mind unless it totally misses me. although the first night my former master and I spent together we had funny a very funny cum incident the following morning

I was giving him a morning oral session and when he came it missed me entirely and went all over the pillow. we laughed about that for ages.

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago a gf was sorting out my morning glory for me with a handjob. This is my favourite thing, and as she hit the vinegar I went off like a fountain. She let go of my cock at that point and the arcing ropes of jism went up my chest and into my eyes and hair. Spent 30 mins rinsing my eyes with water before I could see again.

So ladies, its always polite to catch and we'll do our best to aim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like the mess!

Susan...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It all part of the fun a bit like blinds man buff,

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Mine's like a spitting cobra....it always goes for the eyes..........angels often sporting eyes like that of a make up factory rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always hits the back of the throat lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a tidy cummer

I have also been known to position people away from soft furnishings at the critical moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't agree more OP!

Up my nose, in my eyes and in my hair are never a good look

I was encouraging a meet while he was erm (what was that phrase to do with vinegar?) anyway..I was lying right underneath him and his shot his whole load straight into my eye much to my disgust

My eye was blood shot for 2 days and I couldn't see properly for hours!

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

In one of my veris it says something like "if you invite him you come round your house he really will cum round your house"

I blame them for not properly covering their new sofa

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

Thinking Ben Stiller in;

'There's Something About Mary'

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Yes found most men can't aim when cumming or having a pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes found most men can't aim when cumming or having a pee "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes found most men can't aim when cumming or having a pee "
lol that's my hubby but i always get it in the eye, forking stings

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By *obroyman17Man
over a year ago

Temble Bar

if we can't get it into a toilet bowl what chance have we at gettin it into a mouth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couldn't agree more OP!

Up my nose, in my eyes and in my hair are never a good look

I was encouraging a meet while he was erm (what was that phrase to do with vinegar?) anyway..I was lying right underneath him and his shot his whole load straight into my eye much to my disgust

My eye was blood shot for 2 days and I couldn't see properly for hours!"

Ahem. I'm afraid I am responsible for shooting it up Julie's nose this morning...

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't really require aim if they have their mouth/pussy wrapped around it when it explodes. Wouldn't mind being able to test my aim on occasion though and seeing it shoot out. Obviously they don't have much trust for guy's aim.

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