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Weddings - Do’s and Don’ts

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By *andybigboi OP   Man
over a year ago

Mount Pleasant

Good morning to one and all. Hope your all well.

Attending a wedding today, post covid etc etc.

What are the do’s and don’ts?

What are the etiquettes?

Most importantly, what naughty fun did have you had previously at weddings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t ask if you can kiss the mother of the bride…

Don’t ask if you can lick the bride…

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Don't accidentally say somebody else's Fab name in your vows.

Believe me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't flop your dick out when the photographer turns up

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By *angerous123Man
over a year ago

Leeds

DO avoid marriage

DON'T get married

There's my wedding dos and donts

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Don't masturbate under the table during wedding breakfast

K

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever the wind takes me

Don’t fuck in the Church pews. It’s frowned upon

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Don't flop your dick out when the photographer turns up"

This too, make sure it's a smooth and fluid motion.

Left nut, centre, right nut, etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter how good you think you look in that giant poofy meringue of a dress, it's simply not worth it, they'll get annoyed.

Especially if you borrowed it from your sister's first wedding, for her second, for the banter.

No pleasing some people I swear.

Do ply the mother of the groom with drink though, then watch the sparks fly so funny watching the social filters melt away, gin after gin lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do as you please. Behave badly then nobody will invite you to a wedding again, which is a win. How boring are other peoples weddings. Seriously, if you are in love crack on and take yourselves away and get married, don't drag everyone else in on it

Mrs

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Most importantly, what naughty fun did have you had previously at weddings? "

I once had more than 1 slice if wedding cake.

I also like to swap the names around on the tables

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"DO avoid marriage

DON'T get married

There's my wedding dos and donts "

This ^

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever the wind takes me

Don’t face plant the £1600 wedding cake when demonstrating your oral skills to the bridesmaids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't flop your dick out when the photographer turns up

This too, make sure it's a smooth and fluid motion.

Left nut, centre, right nut, etc. "

Good shout! And make sure it's not flaccid, it needs to look proud and pointy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And don't wear white, Brides get radgey if they see others wearing white

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Do as you please. Behave badly then nobody will invite you to a wedding again, which is a win. How boring are other peoples weddings. Seriously, if you are in love crack on and take yourselves away and get married, don't drag everyone else in on it

Mrs "

Or you can just decline an invitation if you don't want to go rather than ruining someone's wedding

K

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

weddings are hit and miss long day if your bored,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do as you please. Behave badly then nobody will invite you to a wedding again, which is a win. How boring are other peoples weddings. Seriously, if you are in love crack on and take yourselves away and get married, don't drag everyone else in on it

Mrs

Or you can just decline an invitation if you don't want to go rather than ruining someone's wedding

K"

I've never ruined anyone's wedding and I most certainly would decline

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever the wind takes me

Give the chick who is singing “it should have been me” under her breath as the bride walks down the aisle a VERY wide berth.

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Give the chick who is singing “it should have been me” under her breath as the bride walks down the aisle a VERY wide berth."

People invite that person in the first place?!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever the wind takes me


"Give the chick who is singing “it should have been me” under her breath as the bride walks down the aisle a VERY wide berth.

People invite that person in the first place?! "

She always slips through the net!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take your bff as your plus one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t buy them a gift. …

Do throw a ‘to the happy couple’ gift tag with your name on it into the other pile of gifts…..

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever the wind takes me

Make sure you slip the DJ a fiver so he will play Atmosphere (Russ Abbot) as the wedding dance song instead of the Wind beneath my Wings choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make sure you slip the DJ a fiver so he will play Atmosphere (Russ Abbot) as the wedding dance song instead of the Wind beneath my Wings choice "

If I was a DJ I’d let you slip me anything if I could pull a 12 inch out for you…

*cmon??? that’s not bad for this time of the morning

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever the wind takes me


"Make sure you slip the DJ a fiver so he will play Atmosphere (Russ Abbot) as the wedding dance song instead of the Wind beneath my Wings choice

If I was a DJ I’d let you slip me anything if I could pull a 12 inch out for you…

*cmon??? that’s not bad for this time of the morning "

Get out!! You’re barred!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make sure you slip the DJ a fiver so he will play Atmosphere (Russ Abbot) as the wedding dance song instead of the Wind beneath my Wings choice

If I was a DJ I’d let you slip me anything if I could pull a 12 inch out for you…

*cmon??? that’s not bad for this time of the morning

Get out!! You’re barred!! "

*ashamed

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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If there happens to be other swingers attending... persuade the DJ to play Baby's Got Back and Anaconda.

Nothing like keeping a low profile by busting out your best slutty dance moves and twerking in a room of respectful Christian folk.

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

Donts full stop

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"If there happens to be other swingers attending... persuade the DJ to play Baby's Got Back and Anaconda.

Nothing like keeping a low profile by busting out your best slutty dance moves and twerking in a room of respectful Christian folk."

Don't forget WAP

LvM

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By *antricSeeker60Man
over a year ago

Durham

Even if it feels like the world is working against whatever you do don’t be fucking late and if you wait outside if it’s already begun. Don’t want to be walking in as they say if anyone know a reason why…

What you should definitely do is have fun and enjoy celebrating with your friends.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Good morning to one and all. Hope your all well.

Attending a wedding today, post covid etc etc.

What are the do’s and don’ts?

What are the etiquettes?

Most importantly, what naughty fun did have you had previously at weddings? "

Depends… is it a paid bar or a free bar???

Anyway I am guessing black weddings are different to white ones… we have a whole list of songs you have to know and you have to know the dances…

If you don’t know “candy”by cameo… or “I’ve found loving’” by the fatback band then you are exiled from the community!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't jump on the cross in church and ask the priest to nail you.. It's frowned upon apparently.

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