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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can hear my cat snoring alongside my husband.

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

"I can hear my cat snoring alongside my husband. "

Is your husband snoring to ?

I can hear the clock ticking away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog just farted and when I laughed I let one go myself..yeah I know childish lol

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By *beeMan
over a year ago

Bristol

The dog snoring and dreaming!!

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

"My dog just farted and when I laughed I let one go myself..yeah I know childish lol"

Haha

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

"The dog snoring and dreaming!!"

How do you know it’s dreaming ??

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By *beeMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Cos he's flat out, fast asleep but running and barking at something in his dreams!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband snoring and farting, so passionate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lawn mower, and a Pacific rail train sound its horn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can hear my cat snoring alongside my husband.

Is your husband snoring to ?

I can hear the clock ticking away

Yep! It's like a really weird and very annoying duet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My husband snoring and farting, so passionate

So sexy isn't it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My husband snoring and farting, so passionate

So sexy isn't it!

It's the answer to all are dreams

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By *he_TicklersCouple
over a year ago

Havant & Download

Kitchen nightmares, the grasshopper episode

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

Seems to be a lot of snoring and farting going on at 4am !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My husband snoring and farting, so passionate

So sexy isn't it!

It's the answer to all are dreams

Spoilt we are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My husband snoring and farting, so passionate

So sexy isn't it!

It's the answer to all are dreams

Spoilt we are.

If only I knew what I was signing up for

I would of done it sooner

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

My two kittens playing on my bed, my dog breathing and a little bit of tinnitus. I listened for a mozzy but couldn't hear one.

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By *he_TicklersCouple
over a year ago

Havant & Download

It’s scary how quiet Miss Ticklish is when she’s asleep !

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By *arc6662018Man
over a year ago

reading

TV and Mrs snoring downstairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The noise of my wet dick being wanked by my hand

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By *inthgowmale45Man
over a year ago

linlithgow

Motorway traffic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Distant car noises and a lot of silence in between

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tick tick tick of clock

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Buzzers going off as at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An owl hooting..

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Nursery rhymes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pigeons and muntjacs here, may as well get up and go for a run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many many many seagulls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The birds Lol x

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester

The A12

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The seagulls morning song!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The seagulls morning song! "
wonder if tgere morning the one killed by a bat

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By *ust me 999Man
over a year ago

near you

"I can hear my cat snoring alongside my husband. "

I can hear the birds outside and the odd car wiz by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The soundddddddddd of silence.

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By *omRachCouple
over a year ago

Wirral

Complete and utter silence, beautiful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birds chirping

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Nothing which is a miricle around here. The neighbours think we live in ibizta this time of year. Between 3 households they take turns in nightclub level music blasting out. Diy at 11pm, or next doors dogs screaming at each other, then they blow a football referee whistle at them. To try and get them to stop.

If I open the window, I could probably hear the cars on the dual carridgeway.

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By *eardedvillainMan
over a year ago

Bangor N.Ireland

My ankle clicking.

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By *ove2Lick!Man
over a year ago

Banbury

Air conditioning

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

The tv day off still up early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cockerel crowing, the neighbours dog barking and the sheep are bleating because I’ve had a lie in and not fed them yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the voices of my sexy horny thoughts

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Wood pigeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheep, no I haven’t got my wellies on

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By *heekycouple69xCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Sky sports news

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Someone whistling, the birds and cars in the distance.

Its quite peaceful here

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By *heExcommMan
over a year ago

Llantrisant

I can hear an owl, ravens, song birds, and one seagull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An annoying clock that my wife insists on having in the bedroom. A crow nearby & my wife moaning at me about something or other that I was supposed to have done several years ago.

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By *otfoot377Man
over a year ago

Chingford

Just traffic

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

The fridge humming and the dawn chorus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a bloody fly that avoids all efforts to kill it! arghhhh

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

Neighbours kids yelling now ... oh the joys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birs singing, M4 in the distance and my hungry tummy

NBVN x

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Mainly White noise from my tintinus.

Distant car noises (city by pass is 2miles away) and plane engines (airport is 4miles away)

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By *JandCMCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

The dog walking around the bedroom

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By *ORBCouple
over a year ago

Dundalk

Birds singing,the odd car passing by,and the horses having a bit of a run across the field a few minutes ago . .B.

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Tinnitus

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

"Neighbours kids yelling now ... oh the joys."

F uck me one of them is playing a recorder now, do you think it’s ok if I bang on the wall ??

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Could hear a pin drop until the cat just came in with a creature!!

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

The French jazz that Starbucks has on repeat. Having a peaceful morning coffee after dropping the husband off at work so I can have the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The distant road noise and a few birds. Also the voice in my head telling me to put my phone down and get bloody up! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birds tweeting

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By *xiled BikerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Two squirrels running crazing over garden hiding nuts!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Bird,bit of traffic and the radio.....

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

goldfinches tweeting in the garden,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birds, occasionally a car aeroplane going into London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An airplane flying over

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

A police car and a screaming siren

A pneumatic drill and ripped up concrete

A baby wailing and stray dog howling

The screech of brakes and lamp light blinking...

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car alarm going off

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I can hear someone trying to recall their dog in the fields behind my house, let’s just say it’s not going very well

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I can hear me chewing on my breakfast, the youngest playing Yoshi's Crafted World, and my husband coming down the stairs

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

All I can hear is a crow calling in a tree behind me and the russle of the leaves rubbing together as the breeze blows through a standing crop of maize.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Seagulls. Arguing. Loudly.

For the last 2 hours.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Birds, kids in the neighbours pool, bees, some woman who has got an awful lot to say for herself

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Silence

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport

Water running, I'm having a pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing machine

Fire crackling

Hens outside being very busy

And my coffee whispering lots of promises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The M4. One of the strangest things about the first lockdown was sat out the back without that constant hum. Individual vehicles passing every few minutes sounded so strange.

There's a bit of music floating down the stairs from she her ladyship is getting ready and I think I can hear the air ambulance on its way in. We live very close to the hospital and it regularly sounds like it's landing on our roof.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Birds outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some twat has set up a sound system in their garden. So what? you might say but they're playing the same shit song over and over again. It's like some aural groundhog day nightmare. Surely there has to be a law against this?

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By *umseekerMan
over a year ago

montrose

Wet rhythmical slapping noises

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By *umbiyaMan
over a year ago

Halifax

A fan blowing me. Since I don’t have a woman to do that.

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Some work being done on a neighbour's house and I can't figure out what they're doing. I'm nosy!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

A train in the station

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

The washing machine

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Bus engine and my child chewing on a sausage sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My husband snoring and farting, so passionate

So sexy isn't it!

It's the answer to all are dreams

Spoilt we are.

If only I knew what I was signing up for

I would of done it sooner

Absolutely.

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

All i can hear right now is Posh talking about Soze's cream

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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

The clickity clack of dog nails on the tile as they follow Mr. around the house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right now all I can hear is the cat scratching her litter tray.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me eating crisps.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

The soundtrack to Angel Heart. - Just put it on.

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By *hinami421Man
over a year ago

Greenwich

My bedroom fan-it's still too hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Royal Blood - Figure It Out

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Right now all I can hear is the cat scratching her litter tray.

Smell will be inbound, shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My two cats snoring away.

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

The never ending squealing of tinnitus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My bedroom fan-it's still too hot!"

I don't mind the heat it's just the humidity that's getting to me recently. I've had the fans on pretty much constantly for 3 weeks but it does give me a sore throat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right now all I can hear is the cat scratching her litter tray.

Smell will be inbound, shortly

I will have you know my cat's poo smells of roses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hear green day playing on my alexa

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By *valon7Woman
over a year ago

Lancaster

"I can hear my cat snoring alongside my husband. "

I'm afraid the only thing I can hear at the moment is my dog farting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can hear my cat snoring alongside my husband.

I'm afraid the only thing I can hear at the moment is my dog farting."

Oooo that's a nasty smell!!!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

The sea. That's it, nothing else.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The sea. That's it, nothing else."

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cooling fan, on oscillate.

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By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago

Oo err Devon

Bleddy seaguls squabbling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brain ticking over trying to think of something witty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iron maiden being awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My own breathing and a car in the distance

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Match of the Day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody foxes in the garden and screaming for eachother down the road.

They're killing me

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Traffic and the sound of my takeaway being prepared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Traffic and the sound of my takeaway being prepared "

What you having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two new cats timidly exploring the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grey's Anatomy and the gentle hum of the fan blowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

West highland terrier chasing rabbits in her sleep

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Traffic and my dog licking his foot.

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By *ong Kong PhooeyMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Terry Wogan being interviewed on telly and traffic from the road outside..

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

North West

Ringing in my ears since covid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The combines and tractors

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Two of my 3d printers running and the base beat of music coming from the pub next door

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