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Did you know if you put a finger in your ear whilst standing on one leg on your local high street

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your gonna look a right twat

Believe me it’s true

50p that’s all already had enough booze in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah so THAT’S why everyone was looking at me strangely! Cheers, OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried standing in a carrier bag and lifting yourself up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you tried standing in a carrier bag and lifting yourself up?"

Yea but I got done for shoplifting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried standing in a carrier bag and lifting yourself up?

Yea but I got done for shoplifting "

I went shopping for camouflage clothes but couldn't find any

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you tried standing in a carrier bag and lifting yourself up?

Yea but I got done for shoplifting

I went shopping for camouflage clothes but couldn't find any "

I bought some skyhooks the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried standing in a carrier bag and lifting yourself up?

Yea but I got done for shoplifting

I went shopping for camouflage clothes but couldn't find any

I bought some skyhooks the other day "

I bought some deodorant today.

The instructions said "remove cap and push up bottom"

I can barely walk, but when I fart the room smells lovely

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Have you tried standing in a carrier bag and lifting yourself up?

Yea but I got done for shoplifting

I went shopping for camouflage clothes but couldn't find any

I bought some skyhooks the other day "

You can find them next to the tartan paint

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