FabSwingers.com forum: Ask your Auntie Wendi.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away.

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By *arkcrystalMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Dear agony aunt

How long is too long?

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Wendi,

I'm a tiny dicked athlete and I'm fed up of people on Fab starting threads about my flaccid penis.

I'm an extremely talented sportsman and one of the best in my field but this is all they can see.

Is there something wrong with me or are these people all complete perverts?

Yours in sport

Richard Tiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 29 fit as fuck gal says she wants me, do I drive to Newcastle and see her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Auntie Wendi

I've been having these cravings recently, sometimes animalistic.

How do I keep them in check, or should I release myself from the cage and into the wild?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear agony aunt

How long is too long?

Thanks

Depends on what your referring to.

Waiting on a meet. We all have lives outside of here.

Getting one. Single guys outweigh everyone, patience is a virtue.

Size of your penis. It's nit all about size

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Wendi,

I'm a tiny dicked athlete and I'm fed up of people on Fab starting threads about my flaccid penis.

I'm an extremely talented sportsman and one of the best in my field but this is all they can see.

Is there something wrong with me or are these people all complete perverts?

Yours in sport

Richard Tiny"

Well I've never seen a thread about your penis.

There's a great saying. When people are talking about you it means your relevant.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A 29 fit as fuck gal says she wants me, do I drive to Newcastle and see her "

Why not book a hotel and both arrange to meet half way.

That way if you get stood up, you've a nice wee night away also will be able to arrange a meet in that area if things don't go to plan.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Auntie Wendi

I've been having these cravings recently, sometimes animalistic.

How do I keep them in check, or should I release myself from the cage and into the wild?

Run free my dear.

An animal was never ment to be cage and was suppose to live in the wild.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Auntie Wendi

I've been having these cravings recently, sometimes animalistic.

How do I keep them in check, or should I release myself from the cage and into the wild?

Run free my dear.

An animal was never ment to be cage and was suppose to live in the wild.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

I shall obey, oh wisest of the wise x

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

If I pull it to hard will it really fall off or will I go blind?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I pull it to hard will it really fall off or will I go blind?

No it's an old wives tale. It's really to stop yourself from injuring yourself.

Try some toys save you pulling hard and playing with yourself so much, it'll give you more pleasure than your hand.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Auntie Wendi

I've been having these cravings recently, sometimes animalistic.

How do I keep them in check, or should I release myself from the cage and into the wild?

Run free my dear.

An animal was never ment to be cage and was suppose to live in the wild.

Love Auntie Wendi x

I shall obey, oh wisest of the wise x"

Did you take him up on his offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Auntie Wendi

I've been having these cravings recently, sometimes animalistic.

How do I keep them in check, or should I release myself from the cage and into the wild?

Run free my dear.

An animal was never ment to be cage and was suppose to live in the wild.

Love Auntie Wendi x

I shall obey, oh wisest of the wise x

Did you take him up on his offer?"

I did yes, based on your advice the other night, it's date night tomorrow.

So if it goes titts up it's your fault lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Auntie Wendi

I've been having these cravings recently, sometimes animalistic.

How do I keep them in check, or should I release myself from the cage and into the wild?

Run free my dear.

An animal was never ment to be cage and was suppose to live in the wild.

Love Auntie Wendi x

I shall obey, oh wisest of the wise x

Did you take him up on his offer?

I did yes, based on your advice the other night, it's date night tomorrow.

So if it goes titts up it's your fault lol

I'm going online now to look for my hat.

Let me know how it goes. There could be a new Cilla on the block.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Dear Aunt Wendi

Can I gaffer tape my cock to my thigh during athletics to stop it tripping me over?

Or is there a smarter alternative?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Aunt Wendi

Can I gaffer tape my cock to my thigh during athletics to stop it tripping me over?

Or is there a smarter alternative?

Velcro straps.

Never use gaffer tape, unless you won't to remove the skin.

It's very painful trust me from experience.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Dear Aunt Wendi

Can I gaffer tape my cock to my thigh during athletics to stop it tripping me over?

Or is there a smarter alternative?

Velcro straps.

Never use gaffer tape, unless you won't to remove the skin.

It's very painful trust me from experience.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

Placing my Amazon order now haha cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Aunt Wendi

Can I gaffer tape my cock to my thigh during athletics to stop it tripping me over?

Or is there a smarter alternative?

Velcro straps.

Never use gaffer tape, unless you won't to remove the skin.

It's very painful trust me from experience.

Love Auntie Wendi x

Placing my Amazon order now haha cheers

You're welcome easy to strap down and remove, it'll be the velcro removing and not your skin.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *ucky88oMan
over a year ago

london

Dear Aunt Wendi,

I'm a submissive guy looking for a female led relationship with cuckolding part of the fun.

I find that ladies are put off at the thought of having a sub.

Should I change my approach and not mention being a sub until getting to know each other better? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Aunt Wendi,

I'm a submissive guy looking for a female led relationship with cuckolding part of the fun.

I find that ladies are put off at the thought of having a sub.

Should I change my approach and not mention being a sub until getting to know each other better? X "

No as honesty is the best policy. Start a thread to see which women on here would be into that dynamic.

Also try more fetush based site they will have ladies looking for that sort of dynamic.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Dear Auntie Wendi,

I was dreaming in REM state the other morning.

In the background on my radio "In The Jungle" Was playing.

I was transported back in time to when I was younger (ok, a lot younger & in my 20's), I had a dalliance with a 40's "cougar". She took me to the moon & morning came to soon..... You get the gist.

It got me to thinking .....Now I'm in my 40's should I be still be wanting to be chasing these Cougars along the Serengeti plains or should I be setting my sights lower for "Turkey Vultures" circling the drains instead?

I know I'm not a hot Simba, more of a Baloo.

I know for def. that it's this hot, humid Summer weather & it's making me a right Randy Roland Rat!

Should I be like a rat up a drainpipe or should I be more Zen like Kevin the Gerbil instead?

Yours & deeply Deeply confused....

P.S: Cold showers ain't helpin.'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Auntie Wendi,

I was dreaming in REM state the other morning.

In the background on my radio "In The Jungle" Was playing.

I was transported back in time to when I was younger (ok, a lot younger & in my 20's), I had a dalliance with a 40's "cougar". She took me to the moon & morning came to soon..... You get the gist.

I know I'm not a hot Simba, more of a Baloo.

I know for def. that it's this hot, humid Summer weather & it's making me a right Randy Roland Rat!

Should I be like a rat up a drainpipe or should I be more Zen like Kevin the Gerbil instead?

Yours & deeply Deeply confused....

P.S: Cold showers ain't helpin.'

Never lower your standards because you're horny.

Have a wank instead you'll think clearer after it, and not make an rash judgments because of the horn. You can thank me later.

If the older lady turns you on then go for it. Remember most with comes experience.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Dear Wendi

How much Arctic Roll is too much Arctic Roll?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Wendi

How much Arctic Roll is too much Arctic Roll?

Well they say everything in moderation.

As long as your not impacting your health. Indulge away.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Wendi

Feeling down, should I open the bottle of whisky knowing I'll finish it and end up in a heap on the floor or shall I just go to bed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Wendi

Feeling down, should I open the bottle of whisky knowing I'll finish it and end up in a heap on the floor or shall I just go to bed?

Never drink when your down.

If you know you'll drink the whole lot then no.

As we both know you'll be waking in the morning regretting it and checking your phone to see what you've done,who you've rang or what messages you've sent.

Best have an early night wake up fresh tomorrow and smile and take on a new and better day.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well its goodnight from him...and goodnight from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does everyone still love me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why does everyone still love me? "

Because you're Wanko The Great.

Easy question.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does everyone still love me?

Because you're Wanko The Great.

Easy question.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

It would be a good answer if you got my name right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Auntie Wendy,

I have been on a diet but now my knickers are too big for me and they keep falling down. They are quite new so I don't really want to replace them yet. What should I do about this predicament? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Auntie Wendy,

I have been on a diet but now my knickers are too big for me and they keep falling down. They are quite new so I don't really want to replace them yet. What should I do about this predicament? Xx"

. Sell them and go commando

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why does everyone still love me?

Because you're Wanko The Great.

Easy question.

Love Auntie Wendi x

It would be a good answer if you got my name right "

Blame autocorrect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Auntie Wendy,

I have been on a diet but now my knickers are too big for me and they keep falling down. They are quite new so I don't really want to replace them yet. What should I do about this predicament? Xx"

Take them in, if your no good at sewing buy some wonder Web its a great cheat for taking things in.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you, I will go with the wonderweb suggestion.....

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Launceston

Dear Wendi - can you explain to me why there is only one monopolies commission - this has been troubling me for some time now..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Wendi - can you explain to me why there is only one monopolies commission - this has been troubling me for some time now.."

Sorry I don't understand your question.

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