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By *undance_Kid OP   Man
over a year ago

London

In the ladeez toilets that takes them soooooo long? Come on spill the beans !!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Dunno. I use neither the ladies nor the mens

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

Queue..

This is not from experience, just a thought lol

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

We wash our hands after we piddle, brush our hair and put on more lipstick.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Hampshire


"Queue..

This is not from experience, just a thought lol"

Yep.... very often!

Also... play hunt the loo roll. Or even, go find a member of staff to replenish said loo roll before we can even think about doing anything else!

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"In the ladeez toilets that takes them soooooo long? Come on spill the beans !!"

Eh don’t steal My idea lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Queue, check every cubicle to find one that is: a) cleanish, b) without blockage , c) has loo roll, d) has a lock.

Then it's wrangling bags and clothes (I don't wear jumpsuits or playsuits because of the trailing on the floor potential - and because I'm a short, fat doughnut). Then I take ages to pee. Then it's a queue again for the sink and the ultra-slow hand dryer. A quick check in the mirror and lippy fix before the long walk back to wherever I started from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't speak for all women, but me personally.. having a shit.

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

I wee very slowly.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Queue and wash our hands, nothing exciting I'm afraid!

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"Queue and wash our hands, nothing exciting I'm afraid!"

Yes men tend to forget we have to queue for the toilet

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Queue, check every cubicle to find one that is: a) cleanish, b) without blockage , c) has loo roll, d) has a lock.

Then it's wrangling bags and clothes (I don't wear jumpsuits or playsuits because of the trailing on the floor potential - and because I'm a short, fat doughnut). Then I take ages to pee. Then it's a queue again for the sink and the ultra-slow hand dryer. A quick check in the mirror and lippy fix before the long walk back to wherever I started from.

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It's much quicker at home.

I don't have to queue, there's always loo roll, and I don't have to adjust my clothing most of the time.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I’m pretty quick in the loo

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

Using the toilet usually.

Cept one meet we went on and my wife and the other lady disappeared for half an hour in the pub.

190% certain the table of women next to us knee what was going on as well.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Give blumpkins

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By *aughtyAlex2021Woman
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

What's a blumpkin?

One of my good friends watches tiktok!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Changing Tampax

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I sit and enjoy the peace whilst contemplating life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dunno. I use neither the ladies nor the mens "

Do you feel threatened and unsafe having to use a unisex bathroom? It's just occurred to me that in all the rows about shared bathrooms being unsafe for women no one ever asks the one group of people who have genuine experience.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even this has been asked before last week i think

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

No idea. I’m in and out asap

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Plot a revolution

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Dunno. I use neither the ladies nor the mens

Do you feel threatened and unsafe having to use a unisex bathroom? It's just occurred to me that in all the rows about shared bathrooms being unsafe for women no one ever asks the one group of people who have genuine experience.

Mr"

The dizzy loos are usually one person only, so you don't really share, per se. There's no shared handwash space. They're often fucking disgusting but I don't know if that's down to different genders, the fact most also contain nappy changing or if cleaning is less frequent. I often find myself sitting outside the gents, waiting to access the (usually one) disabled loo and that can be a bit weird but never felt threatened.

I've used genuinely mixed gender loos up at the university several times (dizzy loos within too) and perfectly fine.

(Yes, this is my personal experience and may not apply to others).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't speak for all women, but me personally.. having a shit."

I feel your comments don't always get the attention they deserve. There's invariably a pithy, sarcastic and above all humorous trend in your posts but they're so often little quips that get no reply so though I haven't ever said anything, you make me snigger a lot.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dunno. I use neither the ladies nor the mens

Do you feel threatened and unsafe having to use a unisex bathroom? It's just occurred to me that in all the rows about shared bathrooms being unsafe for women no one ever asks the one group of people who have genuine experience.

Mr

The dizzy loos are usually one person only, so you don't really share, per se. There's no shared handwash space. They're often fucking disgusting but I don't know if that's down to different genders, the fact most also contain nappy changing or if cleaning is less frequent. I often find myself sitting outside the gents, waiting to access the (usually one) disabled loo and that can be a bit weird but never felt threatened.

I've used genuinely mixed gender loos up at the university several times (dizzy loos within too) and perfectly fine.

(Yes, this is my personal experience and may not apply to others)."

I thought about the actual shared space bit after I hit send. Thanks though

Mr

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Lay cable.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Powder their nose.

Go on any dating site and you'll quickly find out they have a full on photoshoot in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the time spent at the ladies is usually queuing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the ladeez toilets that takes them soooooo long? Come on spill the beans !!"

What a lady does and and all her goings on in the toilet is one of life's mysteries that a woman should never divulge....certainly not to a stranger!!

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By *undance_Kid OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can't speak for all women, but me personally.. having a shit.

I feel your comments don't always get the attention they deserve. There's invariably a pithy, sarcastic and above all humorous trend in your posts but they're so often little quips that get no reply so though I haven't ever said anything, you make me snigger a lot.

Mr"

Agreed, was very funny! Unless she wasn’t being sarcastic...

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