FabSwingers.com forum: What do men do

By *sBlue OP Woman
over a year ago

Up North

In the toilet for so long. Come on spill the beans lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sudoku...!!!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Browsing fab while we take a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read at least three chapters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a good, long, wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upload cock pics

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

See who can pee the highest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read the forums

Yes, that is a possibility

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Shake the drips off

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By *sBlue OP Woman
over a year ago

Up North

Don’t your legs go numb

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Watching youtube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking about the philosophical questions in life like who?what and why?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"In the toilet for so long. Come on spill the beans lol"

Chat loudly to their friends, do their hair for the 15th time today, reapply make up, take 100 mirror selfies and upload 1 to Insta......

Oh. Hang on.......

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Wi-Fi wee or a data dump

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

Read the metro.

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

Take cock pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Answer all my fab messages, and take new pics with the toilet in the background for an interesting composition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Browsing fab while we take a shit"

Yes that's me now

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

I'm usually playijg a game on my.phone or reading a good book if I'm on there too long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t your legs go numb

Only if you sit for more than an hour (I'm a husky boy so the weights the issue) hahaha

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

I read a while back that doctors said that if women took more time having a poo they would suffer fewer digestion & bowel issues later in life.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Socialising (mingling) making friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go cottaging lol

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By *sBlue OP Woman
over a year ago

Up North

" Answer all my fab messages, and take new pics with the toilet in the background for an interesting composition

Well we all know a toilet photo is essential on fab

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By *sBlue OP Woman
over a year ago

Up North

"Browsing fab while we take a shit

Yes that's me now "

Too much info

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By *ames_HertsMan
over a year ago

Browse the forum of fab

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is there anyone that doesn't use their phone in the loo?

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By *sBlue OP Woman
over a year ago

Up North

"Is there anyone that doesn't use their phone in the loo? "

Probably not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I’m off that age when I go good cak still take the newspaper

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is there anyone that doesn't use their phone in the loo?

Probably not lol"

That makes me feel a bit queasy. I don't read in the loo or use my phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spill the beans.

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By *sBlue OP Woman
over a year ago

Up North

"Knitting "

Love to see some pictures

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By *exyPirateMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Browsing fab while we take a shit"

This!!

Although I hear it’s unhygienic!

I don’t worry about the poo particles…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Odd as it sounds, but I have to feel completely empty so I'm not back there an hour later. Enjoy your tea everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Browsing fab while we take a shit

This!!

Although I hear it’s unhygienic!

I don’t worry about the poo particles…"

Just wait til you hear about your toothbrush being in the same room

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By *sBlue OP Woman
over a year ago

Up North

On the back of this who sanitizer their phone. I do most days. I give it a wipe with anti bac

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

Checking out the other guys..

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By *sBlue OP Woman
over a year ago

Up North

"Browsing fab while we take a shit

This!!

Although I hear it’s unhygienic!

I don’t worry about the poo particles…

Just wait til you hear about your toothbrush being in the same room"

If you put the lid down before you flush limits the spread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helicockters

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By *exyPirateMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Browsing fab while we take a shit

This!!

Although I hear it’s unhygienic!

I don’t worry about the poo particles…

Just wait til you hear about your toothbrush being in the same room

If you put the lid down before you flush limits the spread "

I am gonna need a new toothbrush today!!!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Get a blumpkin

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Do the crossword.....

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Have a satisfying shit

My old boss told there are three things that shouldn't be rushed. A shit, a shave and a gear change. Used that motto for the last 34 years

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Ponder life's greatest mysteries

like what came 1st the egg or the chicken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoiding the Mrs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I preferred the old days when you had to read the ingredients on a shampoo bottle. These days it’s all social media and online news outlets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drying the front of our trousers off under the hand dryer because of piss poor aim and splash back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy the peace and quiet. Apparently locking away your partner/children is frowned upon but yourself is quite okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contemplating the metaphysical conundrums thats have plagued us since the begining of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send Instagram clips to my mate. If I send him more than 2 he always asks how my shit is going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holding on for dear life, a vegetarian diet is not without, consequences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I preferred the old days when you had to read the ingredients on a shampoo bottle. These days it’s all social media and online news outlets."

Can't poop if you don't read??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I preferred the old days when you had to read the ingredients on a shampoo bottle. These days it’s all social media and online news outlets.

Can't poop if you don't read??

Dems da rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I preferred the old days when you had to read the ingredients on a shampoo bottle. These days it’s all social media and online news outlets.

Can't poop if you don't read??

Dems da rules

I've a mate who only watches porn on the loo!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I preferred the old days when you had to read the ingredients on a shampoo bottle. These days it’s all social media and online news outlets.

Can't poop if you don't read??

Dems da rules

I've a mate who only watches porn on the loo!!!

Pissing with a stiffy? He’s a better man than me

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By *oyeur 777Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Is there anyone that doesn't use their phone in the loo?

Probably not lol

That makes me feel a bit queasy. I don't read in the loo or use my phone.

I'm with you.

I spend as little time in the toilet as possible.

It's for doing the toilet, brushing your teeth and getting washed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I preferred the old days when you had to read the ingredients on a shampoo bottle. These days it’s all social media and online news outlets.

Can't poop if you don't read??

Dems da rules

I've a mate who only watches porn on the loo!!!

Pissing with a stiffy? He’s a better man than me

He does live on his own though haha

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"In the toilet for so long. Come on spill the beans lol"

Wordle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Figuring out the last digits of a rubbed off number written on the wall.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

It's a combination of squeezing, clenching, rocking and pushing.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Read.

Make sure the load has been fully deployed.

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By *rc8840Man
over a year ago

crawley

Having a sniff up

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

That's usually when I read my fab messages...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read the paper and wait for gravity

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