FabSwingers.com forum: Crap chat up lines…

By *exyPirate OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

There’s 206 bones in your body, fancy making it 207?

GO!

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Are you a parking ticket? Because you got Fine written all over you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I'm super cheesy, you're super hot, and we belong together.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Fancy a fuck?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Would you accompany me to the cemetery? Because I would desecrate you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were your clothes 50% off? They would be 100% off at my place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab yer coat you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or standard fabswingers message?

hey !! wat u up 2... wana meet 4 fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are your legs made of Nutella?

Cause I wanna spread em

And no…….. it’s never worked

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By *exyPirate OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

I’m using some of these!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk past you again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was your dad a thief cos he stole the stars from the sky and made them your eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk past you again?"
cheesy but good

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

If I was a carpenter and you were a porch. I’d have taken out all your nails and screwed you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was a carpenter and you were a porch. I’d have taken out all your nails and screwed you!"

Not sure about that!! Pulling nails is sometimes seen as torture hahaha

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By *exyPirate OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Were your clothes 50% off? They would be 100% off at my place."

Got any prunes?

How about a date?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I aint no Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your Bedrock!....

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By *KG12Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and I together

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By *tayinhomeMan
over a year ago

Taunton

"Was your dad a thief cos he stole the stars from the sky and made them your eyes

Hahaha, that's gotta be the winner...

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Can I tongue punch you in your fart box and batter your herring hole with my sprog cannon….

It’s an absolute winner….

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By *KG12Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

That dress looks great, but it's going to look better on my bedroom floor

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Does this handkerchief smell of chloroform to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck

Yes

Slap

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Nice legs, what time do they open?

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)

All of them?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

If you were words on a page, you'd be the fine print.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Roses are red, cucumbers are green, I like your legs and what’s in between!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have any Aloe Vera?

Cos I've just got burned from how hot you are.

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Do you have sex on the first date?

Ok I will see you in here tomorrow

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

"Does this handkerchief smell of chloroform to you?"

Thats frowned upon these days I had a joke with that and was kicked out of a chat room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was your dad a thief cos he stole the stars from the sky and made them your eyes

Hahaha, that's gotta be the winner..."

It's pure cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be your little toe ? I’d love to bang you every bit of furniture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna see how many press ups I can do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab your coat, you've pulled

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me

Do you come her often

I apologise now if I forget your name in the morning

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Can I buy you breakfast

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

There’s a party in my pants and you are invited

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put the D in you

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By *r AnalyticMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton

I've just come from the restaurant and had a meal, now I want to take you home for dessert.

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