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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The renowned French scientist Etienne Klein recently posted a picture which he said was from the Webb Space telescope purporting to be an amazing closup of the star closest to the sun. Other scientists marvelled and gushed at the image. The Frenchman had the last laugh. It was a picture of a piece of sliced Spanish sausage and these science types that had been taken in were furious. The lesson said Klein is that science types should not believe all they see and read. Fools the lot of them fooling for one of the oldest tricks in the book. Tom calls it the french chorizo trick .

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

And yes this is all the news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... should not believe all they see and read. Fools ..."

Correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is an absolute in space Tom and no mistake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So does E actually = MC squared or is that bs as well?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

There is more to this than meets the eye

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"The renowned French scientist Etienne Klein recently posted a picture which he said was from the Webb Space telescope purporting to be an amazing closup of the star closest to the sun. Other scientists marvelled and gushed at the image. The Frenchman had the last laugh. It was a picture of a piece of sliced Spanish sausage and these science types that had been taken in were furious. The lesson said Klein is that science types should not believe all they see and read. Fools the lot of them fooling for one of the oldest tricks in the book. Tom calls it the french chorizo trick . "

It's a lovely photo though.

A

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Erm what scientists Tom or is anyone who follows a scientist, who happens to repeat a joke others had done before him and believe it, scientists?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"The renowned French scientist Etienne Klein recently posted a picture which he said was from the Webb Space telescope purporting to be an amazing closup of the star closest to the sun. Other scientists marvelled and gushed at the image. The Frenchman had the last laugh. It was a picture of a piece of sliced Spanish sausage and these science types that had been taken in were furious. The lesson said Klein is that science types should not believe all they see and read. Fools the lot of them fooling for one of the oldest tricks in the book. Tom calls it the french chorizo trick .

It's a lovely photo though.

A"

Had chorizo for supper last night, very nice it was too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spanish sausage which is a sausage from Spain.

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By *tayinhomeMan
over a year ago

Taunton


"The renowned French scientist Etienne Klein recently posted a picture which he said was from the Webb Space telescope purporting to be an amazing closup of the star closest to the sun. Other scientists marvelled and gushed at the image. The Frenchman had the last laugh. It was a picture of a piece of sliced Spanish sausage and these science types that had been taken in were furious. The lesson said Klein is that science types should not believe all they see and read. Fools the lot of them fooling for one of the oldest tricks in the book. Tom calls it the french chorizo trick . "

Just like Porn, really. Enjoy what it says, be cynical.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"There is more to this than meets the eye "

*Meats

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By *esmond and Molly JonesCouple
over a year ago

Watford

The point about science is that some people are taken in by hoaxes but others in science eventually prove the hoax wrong, just as when the Piltdown hoax initially caught out some in science.

Had anybody thought that this was real, science would have quickly debunked it.

So it's not really a criticism of science at all.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"The renowned French scientist Etienne Klein recently posted a picture which he said was from the Webb Space telescope purporting to be an amazing closup of the star closest to the sun. Other scientists marvelled and gushed at the image. The Frenchman had the last laugh. It was a picture of a piece of sliced Spanish sausage and these science types that had been taken in were furious. The lesson said Klein is that science types should not believe all they see and read. Fools the lot of them fooling for one of the oldest tricks in the book. Tom calls it the french chorizo trick . "

The French up to their tricks again Tom?

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London


"The point about science is that some people are taken in by hoaxes but others in science eventually prove the hoax wrong, just as when the Piltdown hoax initially caught out some in science.

Had anybody thought that this was real, science would have quickly debunked it.

So it's not really a criticism of science at all."

This…..

I’ll alway follow science rather than Fred from Basildon who is spreading conspiracy theories on social media…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s things like this that make people stop taking scientists seriously.

They are their own wurst enemy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is an absolute in space Tom and no mistake."

I agree.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"The renowned French scientist Etienne Klein recently posted a picture which he said was from the Webb Space telescope purporting to be an amazing closup of the star closest to the sun. Other scientists marvelled and gushed at the image. The Frenchman had the last laugh. It was a picture of a piece of sliced Spanish sausage and these science types that had been taken in were furious. The lesson said Klein is that science types should not believe all they see and read. Fools the lot of them fooling for one of the oldest tricks in the book. Tom calls it the french chorizo trick .

The French up to their tricks again Tom?"

Personally I blame the tories

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"It’s things like this that make people stop taking scientists seriously.

They are their own wurst enemy."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So it's a star, a sausage, or either:

Schrödinger's sausage

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By *eptimiusMan
over a year ago

East


"So does E actually = MC squared or is that bs as well?"

It is bs. Magnets disprove this theory

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"So does E actually = MC squared or is that bs as well?

It is bs. Magnets disprove this theory"

Well, as a physicist, I can without a doubt confirm that magnets are magic

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By *heAddamsCouple
over a year ago

corbridge

I just found out that Albert Einstein was a real person. All this time I thought he was just a theoretical physicist

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"So does E actually = MC squared or is that bs as well?

It is bs. Magnets disprove this theory"

But v² = u² + 2as

And s = it + ½at²

And v = u + at

This is what I recollect from A level physics

Oh! Plus p = mv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So does E actually = MC squared or is that bs as well?

It is bs. Magnets disprove this theory

But v² = u² + 2as

And s = it + ½at²

And v = u + at

This is what I recollect from A level physics

Oh! Plus p = mv "

I can't remember what I had for tea last night, never mind school stuff

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The comical thing was that Tom saw the photo and thought..

It looks like chorizo..

But they fooled these science types..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Tom foolery. ^

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

The Big Bang was really a fab meet

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom cannot post the pic but to be fair if you see it it does look like a hot planet.. can anyone post a link ?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"So does E actually = MC squared or is that bs as well?

It is bs. Magnets disprove this theory

But v² = u² + 2as

And s = it + ½at²

And v = u + at

This is what I recollect from A level physics

Oh! Plus p = mv

I can't remember what I had for tea last night, never mind school stuff "

And Tom's favourite

Chorizo picture = scientists with egg on their faces

C=SWEOTF

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve tricked a few with my sausage over the years

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I’ve tricked a few with my sausage over the years "

Your chipolata?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So does E actually = MC squared or is that bs as well?

It is bs. Magnets disprove this theory

But v² = u² + 2as

And s = it + ½at²

And v = u + at

This is what I recollect from A level physics

Oh! Plus p = mv

I can't remember what I had for tea last night, never mind school stuff

And Tom's favourite

Chorizo picture = scientists with egg on their faces

C=SWEOTF "

Eureka!!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

For the record.. Tom is not against genuine science. He draws the line at these delusional lunatic science types with no values or ethics engaged in nonsense and stating the obvious

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Tom cannot post the pic but to be fair if you see it it does look like a hot planet.. can anyone post a link ?"

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/scientist-apologises-after-photograph-star-27669578

A

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Tom cannot post the pic but to be fair if you see it it does look like a hot planet.. can anyone post a link ?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/scientist-apologises-after-photograph-star-27669578

A"

Well done obi

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Spanish sausage which is a sausage from Spain."

Is that one of those ancient lands to the east I keep hearing about?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This is about gullible scientific types full of government grants and self entitlement mistaking a photo of a Spanish salami slice for a planet and telling people how important the discovery was...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is about gullible scientific types full of government grants and self entitlement mistaking a photo of a Spanish salami slice for a planet and telling people how important the discovery was..."

Should they send in the Spanish Salarmada? I’ll see myself out

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

No but how easy is it to fool these so called self appointed experts...

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"This is about gullible scientific types full of government grants and self entitlement mistaking a photo of a Spanish salami slice for a planet and telling people how important the discovery was..."

Lmao I know nothing about space shit, and even I with an untrained eye could tell the difference between the actual photos and a slice of chorizo. Anyone who fell for it obviously felt a little bit silly. As would anyone who would believe this story I would hazard a guess

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"This is about gullible scientific types full of government grants and self entitlement mistaking a photo of a Spanish salami slice for a planet and telling people how important the discovery was...

Lmao I know nothing about space shit, and even I with an untrained eye could tell the difference between the actual photos and a slice of chorizo. Anyone who fell for it obviously felt a little bit silly. As would anyone who would believe this story I would hazard a guess "

But if you did not know it was a sausage it would of fooled you Frida surely

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

It didn't dupe any scientists, from what I can see. The issue is that people are accusing the poster of the chorizo picture (a scientist) of acting irresponsibly. The consensus is that it's irresponsible for a scientist to post "fake news" because it lends credence to those who discredit science or spread conspiracy theories etc.

https://metro.co.uk/2022/08/05/french-physicist-forced-to-apologise-for-chorizo-space-photo-17128489/

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"It didn't dupe any scientists, from what I can see. The issue is that people are accusing the poster of the chorizo picture (a scientist) of acting irresponsibly. The consensus is that it's irresponsible for a scientist to post "fake news" because it lends credence to those who discredit science or spread conspiracy theories etc.

https://metro.co.uk/2022/08/05/french-physicist-forced-to-apologise-for-chorizo-space-photo-17128489/"

Well it duped you..

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"This is about gullible scientific types full of government grants and self entitlement mistaking a photo of a Spanish salami slice for a planet and telling people how important the discovery was...

Lmao I know nothing about space shit, and even I with an untrained eye could tell the difference between the actual photos and a slice of chorizo. Anyone who fell for it obviously felt a little bit silly. As would anyone who would believe this story I would hazard a guess

But if you did not know it was a sausage it would of fooled you Frida surely"

Erm I may not understand a thing about space stuff. But know the difference in picture quality. Even my kids figured it out. Yes I'm an evil scientist who uses her kids as Guinea pigs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this mean that the Moon really isn't made of cheese?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"This is about gullible scientific types full of government grants and self entitlement mistaking a photo of a Spanish salami slice for a planet and telling people how important the discovery was...

Lmao I know nothing about space shit, and even I with an untrained eye could tell the difference between the actual photos and a slice of chorizo. Anyone who fell for it obviously felt a little bit silly. As would anyone who would believe this story I would hazard a guess

But if you did not know it was a sausage it would of fooled you Frida surely

Erm I may not understand a thing about space stuff. But know the difference in picture quality. Even my kids figured it out. Yes I'm an evil scientist who uses her kids as Guinea pigs "

BB e honest Frida...you were fooled

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Does this mean that the Moon really isn't made of cheese?"

Sorry to break it to you, but Wallace and Gromit lied

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"This is about gullible scientific types full of government grants and self entitlement mistaking a photo of a Spanish salami slice for a planet and telling people how important the discovery was...

Lmao I know nothing about space shit, and even I with an untrained eye could tell the difference between the actual photos and a slice of chorizo. Anyone who fell for it obviously felt a little bit silly. As would anyone who would believe this story I would hazard a guess

But if you did not know it was a sausage it would of fooled you Frida surely

Erm I may not understand a thing about space stuff. But know the difference in picture quality. Even my kids figured it out. Yes I'm an evil scientist who uses her kids as Guinea pigs

BB e honest Frida...you were fooled "

Tom I wish I could say that I was. But even minus my bottle bottomed spectacles it was obviously a joke

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"This is about gullible scientific types full of government grants and self entitlement mistaking a photo of a Spanish salami slice for a planet and telling people how important the discovery was...

Lmao I know nothing about space shit, and even I with an untrained eye could tell the difference between the actual photos and a slice of chorizo. Anyone who fell for it obviously felt a little bit silly. As would anyone who would believe this story I would hazard a guess

But if you did not know it was a sausage it would of fooled you Frida surely

Erm I may not understand a thing about space stuff. But know the difference in picture quality. Even my kids figured it out. Yes I'm an evil scientist who uses her kids as Guinea pigs

BB e honest Frida...you were fooled

Tom I wish I could say that I was. But even minus my bottle bottomed spectacles it was obviously a joke "

Let me break this to you gently...

There is a game called, pin the tail on the donkey..

You were a donkey and the french pinned la tail on your donkey..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Does this mean that the Moon really isn't made of cheese?

Sorry to break it to you, but Wallace and Gromit lied "

It's made of Wensleydale #fact

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Does this mean that the Moon really isn't made of cheese?

Sorry to break it to you, but Wallace and Gromit lied

It's made of Wensleydale #fact"

Not you again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there goes global warming out the window then

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"This is about gullible scientific types full of government grants and self entitlement mistaking a photo of a Spanish salami slice for a planet and telling people how important the discovery was...

Lmao I know nothing about space shit, and even I with an untrained eye could tell the difference between the actual photos and a slice of chorizo. Anyone who fell for it obviously felt a little bit silly. As would anyone who would believe this story I would hazard a guess

But if you did not know it was a sausage it would of fooled you Frida surely

Erm I may not understand a thing about space stuff. But know the difference in picture quality. Even my kids figured it out. Yes I'm an evil scientist who uses her kids as Guinea pigs

BB e honest Frida...you were fooled

Tom I wish I could say that I was. But even minus my bottle bottomed spectacles it was obviously a joke

Let me break this to you gently...

There is a game called, pin the tail on the donkey..

You were a donkey and the french pinned la tail on your donkey.. "

No no Tom let me break it to you gently. It's chorizo from Spain not deepest darkest space. And careful I don't place the chorizo or saucisson, somewhere unpleasant

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

The Frogs have a sense of humour? What next all french men are wonderful lovers ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Does this mean that the Moon really isn't made of cheese?

Sorry to break it to you, but Wallace and Gromit lied

It's made of Wensleydale #fact

Not you again... "

Stinking Bishop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does this mean that the Moon really isn't made of cheese?

Sorry to break it to you, but Wallace and Gromit lied

It's made of Wensleydale #fact

Not you again... "

Everyone knows the moon is a hologram

Wake up sheeple!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"This is about gullible scientific types full of government grants and self entitlement mistaking a photo of a Spanish salami slice for a planet and telling people how important the discovery was...

Lmao I know nothing about space shit, and even I with an untrained eye could tell the difference between the actual photos and a slice of chorizo. Anyone who fell for it obviously felt a little bit silly. As would anyone who would believe this story I would hazard a guess

But if you did not know it was a sausage it would of fooled you Frida surely

Erm I may not understand a thing about space stuff. But know the difference in picture quality. Even my kids figured it out. Yes I'm an evil scientist who uses her kids as Guinea pigs

BB e honest Frida...you were fooled

Tom I wish I could say that I was. But even minus my bottle bottomed spectacles it was obviously a joke

Let me break this to you gently...

There is a game called, pin the tail on the donkey..

You were a donkey and the french pinned la tail on your donkey..

No no Tom let me break it to you gently. It's chorizo from Spain not deepest darkest space. And careful I don't place the chorizo or saucisson, somewhere unpleasant "

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"The Frogs have a sense of humour? What next all french men are wonderful lovers ? "

Sacré bleu!!!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"The Frogs have a sense of humour? What next all french men are wonderful lovers ?

Sacré bleu!!!"

are you del trotter

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"The Frogs have a sense of humour? What next all french men are wonderful lovers ?

Sacré bleu!!! are you del trotter "

Mange tout, mange tout

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"The Frogs have a sense of humour? What next all french men are wonderful lovers ?

Sacré bleu!!! are you del trotter

Mange tout, mange tout "

do you have gce in French?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Frogs have a sense of humour? What next all french men are wonderful lovers ?

Sacré bleu!!! are you del trotter

Mange tout, mange tout do you have gce in French? "

GCE? Do you still use shillings too?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"The Frogs have a sense of humour? What next all french men are wonderful lovers ?

Sacré bleu!!! are you del trotter

Mange tout, mange tout do you have gce in French? "

Erm I actually have an A level in French

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"The Frogs have a sense of humour? What next all french men are wonderful lovers ?

Sacré bleu!!! are you del trotter

Mange tout, mange tout do you have gce in French?

GCE? Do you still use shillings too?"

nah usually a stolen credit card lol well I am from the northeast

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"The Frogs have a sense of humour? What next all french men are wonderful lovers ?

Sacré bleu!!! are you del trotter

Mange tout, mange tout do you have gce in French?

Erm I actually have an A level in French "

tell me to fuck off in French and I’ll give you a gold star

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"The Frogs have a sense of humour? What next all french men are wonderful lovers ?

Sacré bleu!!! are you del trotter

Mange tout, mange tout do you have gce in French?

Erm I actually have an A level in French "

Frida has A levels

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"The Frogs have a sense of humour? What next all french men are wonderful lovers ?

Sacré bleu!!! are you del trotter

Mange tout, mange tout do you have gce in French?

Erm I actually have an A level in French tell me to fuck off in French and I’ll give you a gold star "

Didn't say I did well at it mind

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"The Frogs have a sense of humour? What next all french men are wonderful lovers ?

Sacré bleu!!! are you del trotter

Mange tout, mange tout do you have gce in French?

Erm I actually have an A level in French tell me to fuck off in French and I’ll give you a gold star

Didn't say I did well at it mind "

you’d be no good as a script writer for Allo Allo then

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"The Frogs have a sense of humour? What next all french men are wonderful lovers ?

Sacré bleu!!! are you del trotter

Mange tout, mange tout do you have gce in French?

Erm I actually have an A level in French

Frida has A levels "

Frida royally messed up her A levels in epic style. Did alright for myself fair play

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"The Frogs have a sense of humour? What next all french men are wonderful lovers ?

Sacré bleu!!! are you del trotter

Mange tout, mange tout do you have gce in French?

Erm I actually have an A level in French tell me to fuck off in French and I’ll give you a gold star

Didn't say I did well at it mind you’d be no good as a script writer for Allo Allo then "

What you mean good morning in French is not good Moaning, no wonder I did so poorly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Frogs have a sense of humour? What next all french men are wonderful lovers ? "

I have it on good authority that many are hung like a baby carrot and a couple of petit pois! Isn't that so Blackadder?..

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"The Frogs have a sense of humour? What next all french men are wonderful lovers ?

Sacré bleu!!! are you del trotter

Mange tout, mange tout do you have gce in French?

Erm I actually have an A level in French tell me to fuck off in French and I’ll give you a gold star

Didn't say I did well at it mind you’d be no good as a script writer for Allo Allo then

What you mean good morning in French is not good Moaning, no wonder I did so poorly "

no gold star for you I’m afraid but Allo Allo was fecking funny

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"The Frogs have a sense of humour? What next all french men are wonderful lovers ?

I have it on good authority that many are hung like a baby carrot and a couple of petit pois! Isn't that so Blackadder?.. "

it certainly is

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester


"So does E actually = MC squared or is that bs as well?"

E= energy

M= mass

C= the speed of light

Energy=Mass squared by the speed of light

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"The Frogs have a sense of humour? What next all french men are wonderful lovers ?

I have it on good authority that many are hung like a baby carrot and a couple of petit pois! Isn't that so Blackadder?.. "

Blackadder and Allo Allo comedy gold right there.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"The Frogs have a sense of humour? What next all french men are wonderful lovers ?

Sacré bleu!!! are you del trotter

Mange tout, mange tout do you have gce in French?

Erm I actually have an A level in French tell me to fuck off in French and I’ll give you a gold star

Didn't say I did well at it mind you’d be no good as a script writer for Allo Allo then

What you mean good morning in French is not good Moaning, no wonder I did so poorly no gold star for you I’m afraid but Allo Allo was fecking funny "

I was just pissing by when I heard two shats

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"The Frogs have a sense of humour? What next all french men are wonderful lovers ?

Sacré bleu!!! are you del trotter

Mange tout, mange tout do you have gce in French?

Erm I actually have an A level in French tell me to fuck off in French and I’ll give you a gold star

Didn't say I did well at it mind you’d be no good as a script writer for Allo Allo then

What you mean good morning in French is not good Moaning, no wonder I did so poorly no gold star for you I’m afraid but Allo Allo was fecking funny

I was just pissing by when I heard two shats "

See now I read that in an accent too

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"The Frogs have a sense of humour? What next all french men are wonderful lovers ?

Sacré bleu!!! are you del trotter

Mange tout, mange tout do you have gce in French?

Erm I actually have an A level in French tell me to fuck off in French and I’ll give you a gold star

Didn't say I did well at it mind you’d be no good as a script writer for Allo Allo then

What you mean good morning in French is not good Moaning, no wonder I did so poorly no gold star for you I’m afraid but Allo Allo was fecking funny

I was just pissing by when I heard two shats "

I shall say this only once

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"The Frogs have a sense of humour? What next all french men are wonderful lovers ?

Sacré bleu!!! are you del trotter

Mange tout, mange tout do you have gce in French?

Erm I actually have an A level in French tell me to fuck off in French and I’ll give you a gold star

Didn't say I did well at it mind you’d be no good as a script writer for Allo Allo then

What you mean good morning in French is not good Moaning, no wonder I did so poorly no gold star for you I’m afraid but Allo Allo was fecking funny

I was just pissing by when I heard two shats

See now I read that in an accent too "

See now - I can hear the Welsh

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"The Frogs have a sense of humour? What next all french men are wonderful lovers ?

Sacré bleu!!! are you del trotter

Mange tout, mange tout do you have gce in French?

Erm I actually have an A level in French tell me to fuck off in French and I’ll give you a gold star

Didn't say I did well at it mind you’d be no good as a script writer for Allo Allo then

What you mean good morning in French is not good Moaning, no wonder I did so poorly no gold star for you I’m afraid but Allo Allo was fecking funny

I was just pissing by when I heard two shats

See now I read that in an accent too

See now - I can hear the Welsh "

Waa I'm so Welsh sometimes

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"The Frogs have a sense of humour? What next all french men are wonderful lovers ?

Sacré bleu!!! are you del trotter

Mange tout, mange tout do you have gce in French?

Erm I actually have an A level in French tell me to fuck off in French and I’ll give you a gold star "

Le Fuck Off?

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